/tg/Station 13

I sent a meme ahelp a day ago and an admin injected me with 100 units of skewium. I'm gonna stick to meme prayers.

i rolled security

I became a headmin

Not becoming head admin

Nothing could possibly instill any sort of fear of repercussions for my actions in me

many things

strated playing on this shithole server

Wrote a book.

possibly being headmin

Played Engineer regularly.

And then they started being the ones to have to set up the Supermatter...

I once tried playing as a plasmaman without suit, you can survive using a modified vape with a mix of salbutamol and water. Problem is you still catch on fire and even though you get extinguished without taking damage if you stay in the cloud people kept running into me (despite staying out of high traffic areas and out of the way) and run off panicking, setting even more people on fire, so even though the fire is very weak at some point I had half a dozen people constantly running into each other and setting each other on fire. I'm afraid to get bwoinked if I try it again

Try and be nice and forgiving.
People will abuse that kindness.

Trying to be lenient as HoS

Also, showing Respii mercy

trying to put up with a hardass hos instead of just ignoring him as warden

yikes

Have fun

anyone who has ever played engineer fears accidentally flooding the plasma canister

bandit wrote:anyone who has ever played engineer fears accidentally flooding the plasma canister

I sweat every time I fill up the plasma tanks even though I know I'm not gonna leak it this is a real gamer mood

jumped into a disposals loop i had created between medbay and sci and held w

a few seconds later, BWOINK

bandit wrote:anyone who has ever played engineer fears accidentally flooding the plasma canister

I've done this before, but with the oxygen canister.

Everyone will be relieved to know that I'm afraid to try my custom SM setups again after I did the exact same setup two rounds in a row, with different results

didn't revert cats

oranges wrote:didn't revert cats

Reminder that they were added as a placeholder example for the human overlays system (which was intended to be used for things like tattoos) purely because we already had cat ears/tail sprites.

Tattoos when

Playing HoS, it went fine tbh the one time that i DID go HoS

hos is only fun when things go wrong tbh

Lul, these people that says that trans people have a mental illness and should be treated "for their wellness" but keeps bullying them for being "antinatural". I though that humanity passed that phase where they cared about being "natural", about 300.000 years ago. Seriously, let people do what they want with their lives

Stood in a small room full of machines without my door remote handy. Malf'd to hell and back and then dragged away by a human collaborator.

>Make a thread for silly stories and junk. >Get drama instead.

ABORT THIS WAS NOT THE KIEKAKU. (Kiekaku means plan)

Reading singulo

what in the god damn hell is going on in this thread

How fun it is to have threads for funny in-game stuff be hijacked by those that criticize others atop their ivory pillars.

Gave 2beard the benefit of the doubt once.

Creating a catgirl character, meow

never fear the ban hammer guys it gets in the way of fun 90% of the time. i. have zero fear of it and look how i turned out

BeeSting12 wrote:never fear the ban hammer guys it gets in the way of fun 90% of the time. i. have zero fear of it and look how i turned out

Deadminned?

somerandomguy wrote:

BeeSting12 wrote:never fear the ban hammer guys it gets in the way of fun 90% of the time. i. have zero fear of it and look how i turned out

Deadminned?

I had to be adminned to be deadminned.

I played security and actively tried not to be shitcurity.

I only got out alive on an extended round.

somerandomguy wrote:

BeeSting12 wrote:never fear the ban hammer guys it gets in the way of fun 90% of the time. i. have zero fear of it and look how i turned out

Deadminned?

Cease this act of pushing the buttons right now!!1!!

playing 20 hours a day for over 6 months

Tsaricide wrote:Gave 2beard the benefit of the doubt once.

Rite of passage

Planted 100 potency 10 yield shadowshrooms in lowpop. No ammount of flashlights could repair the damage and people were too retarded to just print nightvis.

getting burned out of this game too quickly
fucking why did i have to play this thing for 12 hours a day for 3 months

gibe de pusi boss

Mining. The goliaths spook me real bad.

gum disease wrote:Mining. The goliaths spook me real bad.

Watch the eyes; when they turn red get moving because they're about to do the grapple attack.

gum disease wrote:Mining. The goliaths spook me real bad.

me noob mining: fighting goliaths only with guns from 50 feet away
me chad mining: fighting goliaths naked with a knife

SpaceInaba wrote:

gum disease wrote:Mining. The goliaths spook me real bad.

me noob mining: fighting goliaths only with guns from 50 feet away
me chad mining: fighting goliaths naked with a knife

On the old mining asteroid, augments plus HoS armor basically gave you enough to be immune to goliath attacks AND made you spaceworthy to survive the asteroid, so I would get that and just punch goliaths to death. Good times

I miss miners coming to me to get augments.

They're still a good idea for miners to get for the damage reduction and immunity to cold damage from watcher projectiles

I grinded up like one donk pocket and put it in a vape and quickly OD'd on omnizine and died and think I almost got everybody standing near me in the chapel.

Anonmare wrote:I miss miners coming to me to get augments.

They're still a good idea for miners to get for the damage reduction and immunity to cold damage from watcher projectiles

Luckily the lag is good enough these days you can actively dodge the cold beams.