/tg/Station 13

I am the captain. A clock cultist teleports into my office, mumbles something, I am stunned, cuffed, unable to act, teleported to Reebe, and then stripped. I have now lost my round and must wait 50 minutes and convert me or not I don't want to play this garbage game mode.

Call it ided. Call it salt. How the fuck did anyone think this was good gameplay? How did this get in? How has this not been removed?

What the fuck?

captain sawrge wrote:I am the captain. A clock cultist teleports into my office, mumbles something, I am stunned, cuffed, unable to act, teleported to Reebe, and then stripped. I have now lost my round and must wait 50 minutes and convert me or not I don't want to play this garbage game mode.

Call it ided. Call it salt. How the fuck did anyone think this was good gameplay? How did this get in? How has this not been removed?

What the fuck?

How did you not notice him teleporting in? Also that cuck didnt even do it right. You gotta pre-load the stun spell right as your teleporting in for maximum bullshit.


But regardless clock cult is awful. Atleast blood cult has to break in to your fucking department before it kills/converts you.


There really should be a 5 minute grace period for the crew for cucks to arrive

Shouldve warded their jungle and activated your nerf nuke in grid coordinate d3 while parrying the army sniper's rocket launcher.

captain sawrge wrote:I am stunned, cuffed, unable to act, teleported to Reebe, and then stripped.

You forgot the part where it mutes you so you can't even warn the crew like in blood cult where it's almost impossible to tell what you sound like yet people will know.

You also forgot the part where they can still teleport in places with holy water because good luck spraying holy water on a wall.

Don't forget the part how an admin is usually needed to make the round end or actually balanced because there is no code that makes the round end faster if you got literally most, if not all, of the station converted or dead.

just wait until somebody finds your body and you get cloned

lmao oh wait

pubby wrote:just wait until somebody finds your body and you get cloned

lmao oh wait

Better yet, you know how you're stuck on a z-level that no one can reach?

Your body, if with a loyalty implant, will get absorbed into some blue shit and you are effectively gibbed. Lmao.

shoot the gun out of his hand.

In all seriousness, there is a delay for them to teleport in, during which you see all manner of shiny flecks and crackling and whatnot. I don't think they can cancel, so start saxxing until they miss their bullshit fireball of clocksucking, and then cut off their limbs?

I agree this whole "Teleport anywhere" shit is getting really old.

SaveVatznick wrote: In all seriousness, there is a delay for them to teleport in, during which you see all manner of shiny flecks and crackling and whatnot.

Cultists can warp onto tiles with airlocks and have the effect completley covered

Let's add a density check to cult teleport it seems to be an exploit

Inb4 salty cult players start whining below

Was that the round earlier today where the HoP also got abducted 2 minutes later?

iamgoofball wrote:Let's add a density check to cult teleport it seems to be an exploit

Inb4 salty cult players start whining below

Let's remove the game mode entirely because even when I don't get kidnapped and murdered at roundstart of an incredibly long round type it is still a chore to play.

After I got over the initial awe and anger that something like this exists in the game my thought was "at least I got an easy way out of clock cult."

Had the same thing happen to me, abducted as captain because they warped onto an airlock tile before I even opened my locker, had to physically stand up and walk around to kill the stress

The teleporting wouldn't be so bad if you could actually counter it.
By the time security arrives, you've already hitten your free teleport to another Z-level button, from which there is no escape.

remove conversion and nerf the teleport. add a way for the cultists to respawn with a penalty.

Boom, you now have a minorly balanced mode that is not ABOLUTE cancer that it is now.

But until then, it needs to be removed from rotation. I made a thread about it in the policy discussion forums. go whine there.

Someone convince me otherwise before the 5pm PDT card reveal or I'm replacing this mode with blood bros

I might just do it anyway if it's a lackluster card

The mode isn't even going to be polished anymore by the coder that revived it, why even keep it around when half the player base (and some change) don't enjoy it?

It has beautiful aesthetics, but shit gameplay.
What a shame.

Armhulen wrote:Someone convince me otherwise before the 5pm PDT card reveal or I'm replacing this mode with blood bros

I might just do it anyway if it's a lackluster card

Fucking do it.

Clock cult is awful.

Armhulen wrote:Someone convince me otherwise before the 5pm PDT card reveal or I'm replacing this mode with blood bros

note to self: kill sawrge as a ling so we can finally nerf those too.

not that I'm sad to see clock cult go.

EagleWiz wrote:

Armhulen wrote:Someone convince me otherwise before the 5pm PDT card reveal or I'm replacing this mode with blood bros

note to self: kill sawrge as a ling so we can finally nerf those too.

not that I'm sad to see clock cult go.

Hugs and kisses good poster-chan

I actually enjoy clock cult and the ideas it has behind it and would like to see it stay, but I guess I'm really outnumbered here

I do agree it needs work and balance but I still find it fun.

nothing people suggested has helped and none of my attempts at changing it since eminence have gone anywhere, just do what you want and I'll work on something else that doesn't sap my soul and all my creative energy. at this point it's not like I can stop armhulen anyway because once he's going to do something he advertises it publically and constantly and you're not gonna change his mind no matter what it is or how hard you try

Are these posts really necessary?

Anonmare wrote:Are these posts really necessary?

No, it's another "someone brings up a good point but we'll downplay it by memeing" episode

Shame rreally since xhuis is one of the very few coders I respect

Deitus wrote:

Anonmare wrote:Are these posts really necessary?

No, it's another "someone brings up a good point but we'll downplay it by memeing" episode

Shame rreally since xhuis is one of the very few coders I respect

What is the good point xhuis is trying to bring up

probably that just because he worked hard on a thing that thing should stay in the game.

cap cant be converted even with the implant out
also they can cancel the tele vatznick

BeeSting12 wrote:probably that just because he worked hard on a thing that thing should stay in the game.

Sunken cost fallacy

BeeSting12 wrote:probably that just because he worked hard on a thing that thing should stay in the game.

if you can point out where in my post I implied that you're welcome to use it as an argument

While I hate the gamemode, I do respect the fact that Xhuis has balanced it and, before taking a break from it, tried to fix it. I don't blame him for not trying to polish it anymore as well since jesus that must be a stressful antag to work with.

I honestly don't know how the hell you can balance this to an acceptable level, though. If there were no more things being added in tg at all then perhaps, but new things will always be added. The only other way you could balance it is somehow controlling the playerbase or adding a conversion cap because I believe I heard that most of the roundstart clock cultists are the most robust players at clock cult and will easily fucking convert the entire station from what I have seen.

EDIT:

Xhuis wrote:once he's going to do something he advertises it publically and constantly and you're not gonna change his mind no matter what it is or how hard you try

He actually can change his mind even if he says I DECLARE BLAH BLAH BLAHITY BLAH in public. I experienced this myself.

True, the best clock cultist battles are when the clock cult doesn't get too strong and converts all of the crew.
And they actually have to clutch to win the fight in the end. Those battles or WARS are pretty amazing, I think a conversion cap, or maybe making some staff members immune to cultist kindles and being taken to rebee. Would be cool.

TOOT TOOT , here comes the clockwork tower defense game where we gotta stop that mean bad crew from stealing RATVAR'S cummies ️️. be careful though because Ratvar takes a LONGGG time to GEAR up so we gotta make sure that Ratvar is safe from greytiding shitters or powergaming catboys from closing DADDYs hole. WE gotta build some BIG occular wardens to vaporize those heretical hulks and some POWERFUL mania mortors to increases DADDYS GIRTH to drive those greyshits INSANE . Once the big HOLE opens and DADDY RATVAR cu

Essentially clock cult is skill based. If you have a skilled group of cucks nothing will stop them. If 90% of the crew is converted the round should just fucking end. Because good luck breaking through an army with fortifications with no bombs, boh bombs anything fun. The worst part is clock cultists don't have to worry about any consequences of being in the open because the crew can't really retaliate

Sorry but i'm not going to give a real reply if half of xhuis' post is attacking me directly after admitting that he doesn't want to work on the game mode at all anymore. he's blaming other people for his game mode not working and it's really uncool but maybe that's the "at this point it's not like I can stop armhulen anyway because once he's going to do something he advertises it publically and constantly and you're not gonna change his mind no matter what it is or how hard you try"

Armhulen wrote:he's blaming other people for his game mode not working and it's really uncool

as I said in my last post, if you can point out where in my post I implied that you're welcome to use it as an argument

if you view someone calling you out on something you said as "really uncool", then try to stand in my shoes and picture someone who says on one hand that they support what you do and look up to you, and then flipflops over to dismissively saying "i'm gonna disable this mode if the card reveal is disappointing." I'm sick of this dissonance from so many people so, yes, I'll get upset at it. have you ever worked on something hard enough to lose all your creative energy from doing it, then get scorned and have people laugh off months of work? if so, then you would understand where I'm coming from. I'm not saying you should just feel pity for me, but if you can't see how what you said was at least a little offensive than you need to get your eyes checked.

Then don't work for free in a public repository opened to all lmao

this is why we don't read this forum