/tg/Station 13

Continuation of previous thread.
It sits on a table in the station.

*grabs the disc and puts it in the deep-fryer

Swaps Cheridan and the Nuke Disk's locations and Deep fry's Cheridan.

I move Cheridan to the grill, then the cereal maker, then the cereal maker again, then deep fry the box of box of box of grilled deepfried cheridan cereal cereal cereal, then fry it, then fry it again, then deep fry it, then turn it into cereal, then turn the cereal into cereal again, then turn put the cereal on the grill, then grill it again, then grill it again, then deep fry it, then grill it again, then deep fry it, then inject it with 1 unit of Mint toxin and put it out for assistants to eat.

I abuse my admin powers to varedit the nuke disk's loc to go to myself.

I blow up Neerti and use a hacked in pinpointer to locate the nuke disk is now in engineering. And the singularity is about to escape....

I pick up the nuke disk and put it in a bag of holding throwing the bag and contents into the singularity. Disk respawns

I grab the disk off the table and hide it in a random book in the library.

i search all the books for the disc, find it, and put it in a cake under 150 sheets of paper

then i space every remotely sharp item on the station
also blunt item
i space every item on the station that does more than 1 damage

I use altclick to pick up the cake and eat it. Then I run off with the disc.

I emag Beepsky. He arrests you, curses you out and I take off with the disk.

Vekter wrote:I emag Beepsky. He arrests you, curses you out and I take off with the disk.

you slip on the floor that I mopped, i point smugly to a wet floor sign, then run off with the disk

I blink next to you, blind you and grab it before blinking off again into space.

The disk is in space.

I spawn in a second nuke disk with my metafriend admin connections and pick it up

I contact my Metafriend headmin connections* and have that disk deleted and the admin demoted.
Disk is still in space, right next to a wall.


*I do not, now probably ever will, have any Metafriend admin connections, letalone one with a headmin.

I jack a rigsuit and jetpack out to grab it.

My husked corpse salutes you.

Vekter wrote:I jack a rigsuit and jetpack out to grab it.

I steal your jetpack and the disk and lightly push you away from the station, so you float away

I go full shitcurity and harm baton you rapidly when you reboard the station.

I swipe the nuke disk while you harmbaton him and yakkity sax into the depths of maint.

I tackle you and repeatedly caress you with a scythe-like arm, but am unable to actually pick the disk up.
The caressing continues.

I slap you in the face and RNGesus stuns you. I then pick up the disk, hide it in a box in my backpack, run away, and yell over the radio; "Higgin has the nuke disk, he's in maint!"

JStheguy wrote:I slap you in the face and RNGesus stuns you. I then pick up the disk, hide it in a box in my backpack, run away, and yell over the radio; "Higgin has the nuke disk, he's in maint!"

You slip on my space lube trail into a urainium wall line, you get irradiated to shit and i swipe the disk after looting you

I finish harm batoning her and arrest you for having space lube. I leave the disk on the ground.

I grab the nuke disk and implant it into the clown

Ezel wrote:I grab the nuke disk and implant it into the clown

Nick gibs the clown using a Parapen + C4 classic combo.
Then he grabs the disk from the remains and jumps out the airlock.

Spacemanspark wrote:

Ezel wrote:I grab the nuke disk and implant it into the clown

Nick gibs the clown using a Parapen + C4 classic combo.
Then he grabs the disk from the remains and jumps out the airlock.

I fly by in a jetpack and spacesuit and swipe the disk, and speed off.

JStheguy wrote:

Spacemanspark wrote:

Ezel wrote:I grab the nuke disk and implant it into the clown

Nick gibs the clown using a Parapen + C4 classic combo.
Then he grabs the disk from the remains and jumps out the airlock.

I fly by in a jetpack and spacesuit and swipe the disk, and speed off.

Nick cunningly placed a teleport beacon in your pocket. He teleports to it, grabs the disk, shoots a hole into your jetpack, and kicks off, grinning like a fool as you chaotically attenpt to right yourself as you uncontrollably fly away.

Flukeops spawn. Shuttle gets called and every single one slips on the clown's banana and gets looted in the hallways, handcuffed, and placed on display until they deathgasp and explode themselves. Assistants now with jetpacks and syndisuits use their pinpointers to track the nukedisk down in space and take Nick prisoner, give him a swirly, and then all suicide with him still handcuffed.

Somehow the clown gets the nuke disk. Honk.

I come back with alot of weapons and get slipped over the banana peel while the clown stripping myi got recovered i push him down fart in his face and say Ha nerd than i grab the nuke disk to a so called person Morgan Freeman which came trough a portal