/tg/Station 13

Byond account and character name: Whoisthere / don't remember
Banning admin: Gouty
Ban type (What are you banned from?): servers
Ban reason and length: Logged in, caused a huge explosion in atmos without doing anything else that round, logged off before I could talk to them. Permanent.
Time ban was placed (including time zone): 2017-11-01 13:35:31
Server you were playing when banned (Sybil or Bagil): Bagil
Your side of the story: I joined up to mess with single tank bombs in absence of atmos emergencies. I was not aware of any emergencies at the time, so happily went on my way to create a single tank. My idea was to create a burning mixture of gas in a tank and drop it in that outcrop of atmos in space (the one with a glass tunnel leading to it) as it heats up and eventually explodes. Well, I miscalculated, and it exploded, gibbing me, as soon as I topped off the plasma tank with hot oxygen, instead of just burning in there and giving me time to take it to the improvised space testing platform. I hung around for a couple of minutes waiting for the bwoink and then disconnected since, well, I was gibbed.
Why you think you should be unbanned: I didn't intend to assplode the whole atmos with a single tank - last time I worked with single tanks, they at most gave me 1-2 tile total destruction radius. I'll set up my own testing server and do high risk experiments like that there from now. I also feel bad for Carlos since my assplosion dismembered him, I can give him my antag statuses next couple of times I roll them or something I don't know.

So I created a private server and decided to experiment with supermatter gas mixes but being alone on the station was weird and so I went to genetics and human'd some monkeys and gave them clothing and retardation and took them to the engine so that their merry gibbering would keep me at least some company and so I went on to set up the engine to run with co2 n2o mix and, content, left to work on bombs. Imagine my surprise when five minutes later, supermatter blew up, but there was no gibs left from the retards around it! Not even a splotch of blood! Confused, I continued my testing, but then the server crashed! I restarted, but when I joined the new server, everything was dark! AND THEN SKELETONS OF THOSE HUMANIZED MONKEY APPEARED AND KILLED ME! AND NOW THEY'RE IN MY ROOM! AND NOW THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!!!!!

I'm sorry running a server for 1 person is spooky.

Wait Carlos as in Carlos Danger?

also this sounds hilarious but you prob should've just ahelped that it was a mistake or something

Yeah it was Carlos Danger. I genuinely thought accidents like that are the norm if the person in question doesn't have 10 notes for similar stuff already.

Wait don't tell me it was Gouty

Carlos Danger is indeed Gouty.


Mod edit: No meme/reaction images in fnr

Carlos or no Carlos it really looked like griff, beelining to atmos and immediately making a huge explosion.

Ok, I'm not very au fait with the new atmos system, but I saw an explosion, the way it was logged indicated that you were the last one to touch said canister (this was the first time I had seen an explosion like this, and it was pretty big), I know I shouldn't be handling my own issues but when I realised no-one else was on, I tried to PM you, you had already logged off, looked at your logs for the round and it looked like you had run to atmos, set this thing up to explode and then logged out (there was literally nothing else in your logs).

On the plus side I had a fun round fixing up atmos, (and the engine another 4 times)

Unbanned.

it all worked out in the end