/tg/Station 13

Not sure if this is the right subforum but hey, I liked this thread and it can be moved.

16:32 < RavingManiac> Alright, can someone point me towards the glorfcode?

<Jeb> when are we adding condoms to be dispensed by the candy machines

[16:40] <NOBODY400> ALL I DID WAS SEND A PM ASKING "CAN I BE A MEXICAN BABY DIAPER NEXT ROUND" AND NOW IM PERMA'D

10:21 < Tomeno> pinballs
10:21 < Tomeno> put your code on piratepad
10:21 < Tomeno> so we can see how terrible it is
10:21 < pinballs> How are you think will be that easy down here
10:21 < Tomeno> down where
10:21 < Tomeno> are you sucking someones dick

vista has a great idea

<vista> hey [rock]
<vista> how about you teach your students
<vista> how to program
<vista> in DM
<vista> make them feel what is real programming
<vista> how it feels when their future employers won't accomodate to their choice of a language
<vista> but rather they have to accomodate whatever legacy shit they have

14:31 < Anonus> removal of one red, floppy pickle

Jeb wrote:<Jeb> when are we adding condoms to be dispensed by the candy machines

A special vending machine in the Captain's Quarters that dispenses comdoms, which can be inflated into novelty balloons. This is a traitor objective.

(On Vorestation)
22:11 < Iamgoofball> we had a ton of vg nerds on the server though who figured out they could use the creepy vore shit to work like a clown car
22:11 < Iamgoofball> we hid all the nuke ops one round inside an assistant
22:11 < Iamgoofball> and had them burst out when the cap got near

[19:12] <Mandurrh_> do you know how hard it is to pee outside without a penis

10:38 < BrownElfTrapMaid> Some kind of lewd eroge?
11:18 < Intigracy> yes
11:18 < oranges> yes
11:18 < S0ldi3rKr4s0> yes

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Intigracy wrote:[17:49] <paprika> i had a fucking weird dream last night
[17:49] <paprika> one of the coders from here asked me to give them a blowjob
[17:49] <paprika> i think it's time to stop coding

Probably fleure...

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(‘∀’●)♡

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why is this here? TO O/T WITH YOU!

God damn WJ.

[16:08] <Firecage> Mmm, hey, Mandurrh_, let me unseam you
[16:09] <Mandurrh_> what
[16:09] <%MrStonedOne> wot?
[16:09] <tedward1337> wot
[16:09] <MrPenguin> u wot m8
[16:09] <Stickymayhem> wat
[16:10] <[1]Stickymayhem> wat

It's nice to know if I ever want to go gay I've got a place to start.

An0n3 wrote:It's nice to know if I ever want to go gay I've got a place to start.

thx bby ;^)

14:49 <%MrPerson> BYOND: Well normally I wouldn't allow this here, but I'm feeling generous today

13:32 < tkdrg> and yeah nobody can complain about encouraging ERP because it no
longer exists
13:32 < tkdrg> thanks hg
13:32 <@hg|work> *tips fun removal katana*
13:33 <@hg|work> shikata ga nai
13:33 < tkdrg> then we can later reallow ERP and we'll have fun items
13:33 < tkdrg> this is the master plan

15:15 <%MrPerson> Makes you really appreciate all the little things byond did right
15:15 <%Miauw> because there are no big things to apreciate

Damn i've got a lot of these
(context was maidan protests before razharas joined)






etc

See: signature

[19:45] <Cheridan> the flatter the better
[19:45] <Cheridan> j-just like with chests

Not IRC, but Piratepad:
Blue: Myself, Grey: as334, Green: "SN" eg, idk.

19:35 <@Cheridan> 4chanterelles mutate into 8chanterelles which yell at women
when they walk by

oranges wrote:19:35 <@Cheridan> 4chanterelles mutate into 8chanterelles which yell at women
when they walk by

If they hear someone say gamergate, they say "Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism.".

Vekter wrote:

oranges wrote:19:35 <@Cheridan> 4chanterelles mutate into 8chanterelles which yell at women
when they walk by

If they hear someone say gamergate, they say "Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism.".

but they contain twice the vitamins and nutriment of the halfchanterelles

[19:50] (sawu) so you're saying gay men are the cure for nazism?

I want to know the context of that quote

hahahahah GOOD LUCK FINDING IT

paprika wrote:See: signature

Your signature changed, now I don't know what good irc quote you are all on about because i forgot what your sig used to be.

Your post is worst than linking to a image on 4chan in reddit.

Everybody in this thread is now dumber for having read it.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

MSO was trying to get an0n's attention earlier while an0n was having an existential crisis over thinking the Derelict had been removed.

[02:45] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:45] <&An0n3> It was becoming kind of a problem because cults would run to it every round and research on it, and then return with maximum powers to assault the station
[02:46] <&An0n3> I can't be the only one who remembers that
[02:46] <&An0n3> Coders decided it was a waste of space and a z-level and it was removed for balance
[02:46] <%MrStonedOne> i'm just gonna keep nagging you until you do it
[02:46] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:46] <&An0n3> I feel like I just fell out of some kind of fucking wormhole
[02:46] <%Jordie> he's in shock, get the orange blanket
[02:47] <&An0n3> Does nobody else remember this?
[02:47] <&An0n3> The derelict was removed
[02:48] <&An0n3> Am I really just making crazytalk right now? The derelict was never removed?
[02:48] <%Jordie> are you sure you're not thinking of centcomm
[02:48] * ~scaredofshadows pats An0n3 on the head
[02:48] <&An0n3> This doesn't make sense. Changelings and cults used to be all over that fucking thing. And I haven't heard anyone talking about it in over two years
[02:49] <&An0n3> and I just got a help from someone for the first time that involved the derelict and now everyone is acting like the derelict never left
[02:49] <%Jordie> cults stopped using the derelict so profousely during the great cult code wars
[02:49] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:49] <&An0n3> It was removed for balancing and to cut down on client size
[02:49] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:49] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:49] <%Jordie> since stuffing off to space to do research on your own didnt work\
[02:49] <%Jordie> you needed to be at the station
<TIME SKIP HERE>
[02:53] <&An0n3> In my memory like
[02:53] <&An0n3> late 2012 Derelict was removed
[02:53] <&An0n3> Pre NT codebase
[02:54] <&An0n3> Before all that drama and fallout
[02:54] <%Jordie> thats pre github
[02:54] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:54] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:54] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:54] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:54] <&An0n3> I'm sorry I'm just confused as shit right now
[02:55] <+Vekter>
[02:55] <&An0n3> Something I thought was removed from the game, a whole entire z-level
[02:55] <&An0n3> 2+ years ago
[02:55] <&An0n3> I just must be wrong? I must not be remembering things right?
[02:55] <&An0n3> I used to use the derelict a fuckton for traitoring
[02:55] <&An0n3> I used to go explore that thing all the time
[02:56] <+Vekter> An0n3, I think mso is trying to get your attention
[02:56] <&An0n3> If you walked out the mass driver and go south you'll find the teleporter
[02:56] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:56] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:56] <&An0n3> I would set that thing up all the time
[02:56] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:56] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777

He's probably pinging me right now still.

[19:58:01] <Kavaloosh> hello communists, why do you try to ruin our server?
[19:58:07] <Kavaloosh> i'm talking to you admins/coders
[19:58:34] <Kavaloosh> why do you force upon us pinko legislation?
[19:59:30] <Kavaloosh> forced capitalization, no erp, names being banned, population limits on servers? antags can only do things admins let them now?
[19:59:44] <Kavaloosh> why do you do this to the server?
[19:59:51] <Kavaloosh> to push your communist agenda?
[20:00:25] <Kavaloosh> you're all a bunch of statists and i hate every single one of you
[20:00:32] <Kavaloosh> bowing down to your pinko masters
[20:01:08] <scaredofshadows> did you bring food
[20:01:09] <Kavaloosh> hordes of statist sybil legions voting for whatever our communist lords want
[20:01:38] <Kavaloosh> it's criminal, and it's been a slippery slope ever since names got screwed
[20:02:05] <scaredofshadows> Kavaloosh, where's my dinner?
[20:02:21] <Kavaloosh> i try not to have supper with communists
[20:02:32] <MrStonedOne> nobody said you could eat with sos
[20:02:42] <MrStonedOne> now where is his food
[20:02:56] <Kavaloosh> why do you try to kill the server
[20:03:14] <MrStonedOne> because you deny this man his dinner.
[20:03:18] <MrStonedOne> now where is his food
[20:04:00] <Kavaloosh> maybe if he wasn't communist he would have some ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[20:04:09] <MrStonedOne> what?
[20:04:16] <Kavaloosh> now explain to me
[20:04:18] <MrStonedOne> that makes no sense.
[20:04:29] <MrStonedOne> being a communist means he would have food
[20:04:39] <Kavaloosh> another pinko, i see
[20:04:52] <MrStonedOne> thats kinda a major communist thing
[20:05:03] <MrStonedOne> so, where is his food?
[20:05:43] <Kavaloosh> communists have infiltrated positions of power in /tg/station
[20:05:56] <MrStonedOne> yes, and we demand free food
[20:06:26] <Kavaloosh> and are now trying to push their communist agenda upon the denizens of /tg/station
[20:06:35] <MrStonedOne> such as free food
[20:07:15] <Kavaloosh> boiling the frog slowly in the server
[20:07:25] <Kavaloosh> 'if we do it slow, they'll never notice!'
[20:07:35] <Kavaloosh> you've gone too far, commies
[20:07:45] <MrStonedOne> why do you hate free food?
[20:08:57] <Kavaloosh> the communist insurrection into /tg/station began when our lord and savior, errorage, who fought off the communist hordes for years was first usurped off his throne of freedom, liberty, and independence in the past year
[20:09:08] <MrStonedOne> by me
[20:09:14] <MrStonedOne> so i could bring free food
[20:09:33] <MrStonedOne> and get free food
[20:09:40] <MrStonedOne> (mainly get free food)
[20:09:44] <Kavaloosh> if you are a communist and you run the place and you bring free food
[20:09:47] <Kavaloosh> where is the free food
[20:10:38] <MrStonedOne> good question.
[20:10:46] <MrStonedOne> Kavaloosh i believe this man asked for the location of the free food
[20:11:08] <Kavaloosh> after errorage was stricken down by the communists, they slowly began their plan to turn /tg/station into a more docile baystation, a more docile playerbase to execute their will
[20:11:28] <MrStonedOne> communists?
[20:11:31] <MrStonedOne> with an s?
[20:11:36] * TheoreticalPistachio ([email protected]) has joined
[20:11:55] <Kavaloosh> 'bleeding' 'appearance bans' 'erp ban' 'population limits'
[20:11:59] <MrStonedOne> your dear leader was such a good leader, he got usurped by one person
[20:12:10] <MrStonedOne> one lonely stoner even
[20:12:31] <MrStonedOne> and i got the munchies, after you give scaredofshadows his free food, wheres mine
[20:12:53] <TheoreticalPistachio> Is this the place to bitch about goonchem?
[20:12:59] <MrStonedOne> thats #coderbus
[20:13:06] <TheoreticalPistachio> Thank you.
[20:13:08] <Kavaloosh> the coders have no longer been adding worthwhile features, their new 'features' have just been nerfs of previous coders' accomplishments and are no longer involved in the community
[20:13:13] <TheoreticalPistachio> Keep up the good work.
[20:13:20] <Kavaloosh> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S A COMMIE
[20:13:29] <MrStonedOne> but
[20:13:31] <MrStonedOne> kavy
[20:13:35] <MrStonedOne> can i call you kavy
[20:13:52] <MrStonedOne> we bring offerings of free food kavy
[20:13:59] <Kavaloosh> this is what communists do
[20:14:08] <Kavaloosh> they take what you are and they morph it to fit their own will
[20:14:16] <MrStonedOne> like you
[20:14:26] <Kavaloosh> my will is filled with
[20:14:28] <Kavaloosh> liberty....
[20:14:29] <Kavaloosh> justice....
[20:14:31] <MrStonedOne> we will morph you to fit our will
[20:14:33] <Kavaloosh> independence....
[20:14:37] <MrStonedOne> of providing us with free food
[20:14:38] <Kavaloosh> freedoom....
[20:14:44] <Kavaloosh> er freedom
[20:15:00] <MrStonedOne> free doom
[20:15:03] <MrStonedOne> we should provide that
[20:15:09] <MrStonedOne> scaredofshadows, get a man on it
[20:15:15] <Kavaloosh> GET OUT OF MY HEAD
[20:15:57] <MrStonedOne> but
[20:15:59] <Kavaloosh> the decline into communism will happen this year
[20:16:04] <MrStonedOne> your head might have free food

death is a preferable alternative to communism

<An0n3> it felt so good spacing that goddamn piano
<An0n3> he clubbed me with the violin, which was ALSO playing La Bamba, and then threw himself into space after the piano
<An0n3> now i'm staring at the lobby screen like
<An0n3> I don't want to join
<An0n3> fuck tjhis
<An0n3> I'm going to go play something that has 0% chance of hearing La Bamba in it
<An0n3> and yes it's still stuck in my head now

Kraso wrote:ＣＯＭＭＵＮＩＳＭ ＩＳ ＤＥＡＴＨ

Freedom is strife

Cipher3 wrote:

Kraso wrote:ＣＯＭＭＵＮＩＳＭ ＩＳ ＤＥＡＴＨ

Freedom is strife

engaging communist invader

Kavaloosh wrote:

Cipher3 wrote:

Kraso wrote:ＣＯＭＭＵＮＩＳＭ ＩＳ ＤＥＡＴＨ

Freedom is strife

engaging communist invader

it's ＥＮＧＡＧＩＮＧ ＣＨＩＮＥＳＥ ＩＮＶＡＤＥＲ, nerd

Kraso wrote:

Kavaloosh wrote:

Cipher3 wrote:

Kraso wrote:ＣＯＭＭＵＮＩＳＭ ＩＳ ＤＥＡＴＨ

Freedom is strife

engaging communist invader

it's ＥＮＧＡＧＩＮＧ ＣＨＩＮＥＳＥ ＩＮＶＡＤＥＲ, nerd

sorry, tovarisch

[17:14.48] <Thunder11> Dead parrots are a frighteningly effective barricade

[17:15.02] <S0ldi3rKr4s0> [18:15] <Thunder11> Dead parrots are a frighteningly effective barricade
[17:15.04] <S0ldi3rKr4s0> make that
[17:15.05] <S0ldi3rKr4s0> a quote

#coderparrotbus says hi

[22:17] <Cheridan> i'm filling up, oniichan