Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:50 pm
Yes, it is this poll from the old forums again. It's a simple question, do you sit or stand when you go to wipe your buttocks?
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:53 pm
Both.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:53 pm
Handstand
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:12 pm
Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:17 pm
^ ThisMandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:17 pm
head in bowl; legs in the air
a monk from tibet taught me that one
a monk from tibet taught me that one
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:00 pm
could you say you're a literal shithead then :^)))))))ColonicAcid wrote:head in bowl; legs in the air
a monk from tibet taught me that one
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:09 pm
no you idiot i spout shit from my mouth jeez
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:18 pm
CA is the best kind of gay. Asstomouth kind.ColonicAcid wrote:no you idiot i spout shit from my mouth jeez
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:33 pm
>implying i would partake in such illicit activities such as having sex for procreation and pleasure
>implying i would involve ass into all that equation
>implying i would involve ass into all that equation
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:36 pm
It's a catch 22 CA. If you admit to it, you admit to it. If you deny it, no one believes you.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:59 am
Fuck you dad you can't tell me how to suck a dick!
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:51 am
What. BUTTOCKS? Not wiping your asshole? Is this some sex thing? I voted sitting because that's the only case when I wipe anything near my asshole.NikNakFlak wrote:wipe your buttocks?
...do americans only wipe their buttocks instead of their asshole after taking a shit? Jesus christ people, learn to use a bidet spray.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:58 am
To check the TP and see if your ass is clear of shit.Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:21 pm
crumpled or folded toilet paper
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:24 pm
Reversed position is best position. Now I can enjoy my chili whilst on the toilet.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:34 pm
What is reverse position.
Wait do you mean you fucking sit down looking at the toilet? What evil and disturbed person came up with that.
Wait do you mean you fucking sit down looking at the toilet? What evil and disturbed person came up with that.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:58 pm
Someone who wanted to eat some chili
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:02 pm
Cistern is an awesome table and sometimes you find a nuke disk inside.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:29 am
What do you call it when you still have yourself half on the seat, but raised a bit above it for leverage?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:25 am
Constipation.ThanatosRa wrote:What do you call it when you still have yourself half on the seat, but raised a bit above it for leverage?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:36 am
Depends if the toliets clean or not
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:46 pm
It's 2014 why aren't you shitting like Spiderman?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:39 pm
I abstain while I wipe. Seriously though... why this thread... why?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:23 pm
The people have a right to know!peoplearestrange wrote:I abstain while I wipe. Seriously though... why this thread... why?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:38 pm
This position is actually proven to stop piles and is generally a better position to take when pooping.An0n3 wrote:It's 2014 why aren't you shitting like Spiderman?
-snip-
The more u no
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:39 pm
What the hell kind of question is this? I've had to stand briefly to get a fresh roll of toilet paper, and it makes everything infinitely awful. This must be a joke.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:37 pm
What the shit, standing isn't gonna make it any harder to wipe than when you sit, except if your butthole is literally surrounded by rainforest.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:42 pm
I wish I hadn't laughed so hard at this...geilebeer wrote:What the shit, standing isn't gonna make it any harder to wipe than when you sit, except if your butthole is literally surrounded by rainforest.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:32 pm
i guess thats needed if you're fat as fuck, but i can just check the tp while sitting down.DrPillzRedux wrote:To check the TP and see if your ass is clear of shit.Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:06 am
I stand because I am not an ape, my spinal column is perfectly capable of sustaining myself in an upright position.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:27 am
I bomb gravity generator and float while wiping my ass.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:40 pm
Squatting
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:37 pm
I still don't get how standing-wiping works without causing your cheeks to clump together and smear the shit everywhere.
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:34 am
I'm gender neutral actually
Re: Do you sit, or stand?
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:29 am
what so you go halfway between sitting and standing or you like poop into your hand and then proceed to throw the poop into the bowl like you're at a superbowl game and you just scored the game winning try HUH YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS FIREWORKS.