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Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:41 pm
by Supermichael777
So were 2 episodes in and AS doubled down on the unreal edge.
Episode 1:
Episode 2:
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:42 pm
by danno
episode 2 was so fucking dope
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:12 pm
by TheColdTurtle
Was that the first time jack has killed a human?
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:38 am
by Qbopper
the whiplash from "Aku is literally giving himself therapy and putting on flame eyebrows when he wakes up" to "jack has slit a young woman's throat and been stabbed" not being jarring at all was incredible
so glad I started watching this show, I saw s5e1 on youtube for whatever reason and started watching the older ones
so fucking good
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:26 am
by ShadowDimentio
Watched the second episode, it was really interesting.
Funny how Aku has progressed from fighting Jack and getting fucking dunked to throwing impotent enemies and minor inconveniences at Jack and giggling to having a crisis and not having any idea what to do any more because Jack is the only stimulation he has any more and being a god isn't very exciting.
I predict next episode will begin with the Daughters finding the corpse of one of their own and have their ability start to unravel either out of rage or fear that they could fail, and then Jack either bails or dunks them all now that their confidence is wavering.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:36 am
by Ricotez
I like how the fifth season is slowly deconstructing the "cartoon for kids" tropes of the first four seasons. Fifty years of typical cartoon status quo back-where-we-started has left both Jack and Aku mentally exhausted, and Jack is shocked that he killed a real human when he thought it was just another machine.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:09 pm
by Ricotez
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:41 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Scaramouche confirmed for not a virgin.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:23 pm
by Jacough
I normally don't say this about cation characters but
Every since Ashi changed her hair and made herself that leaf outfit I totally want to fuck her.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 10:54 pm
by Qbopper
Jacough wrote:I normally don't say this about cation characters but
Every since Ashi changed her hair and made herself that leaf outfit I totally want to fuck her.
I think you meant to post here
that episode was fucking great, and the timing on scaramouche was amazing
>heh that guy has a small head
>it's vaguely phallic lol
>ok now what
>"that guy has a penis head"
I never thought a penis joke would be an example of quality writing
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:35 am
by Incomptinence
Daughters of aku were clothed in boiling pitch or something as terrible for most of their lives. Fucking nasty.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:24 am
by Ricotez
All those callbacks. That episode was amazing. I'm glad Scaramouche is back too.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:53 pm
by D&B
Ashi fucking op pls nerf
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:56 pm
by Ricotez
Jack's Back
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 4:59 pm
by Qbopper
The moment they cut from Ashi mid rage filled scream to Jack making tea I knew this was gonna be a good episode
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:59 pm
by ShadowDimentio
Who Would Win: An army of orcs or the waifu?
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:09 pm
by Qbopper
ShadowDimentio wrote:Who Would Win: An army of orcs or the waifu?
answer:
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 9:48 pm
by ThanatosRa
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 6:31 pm
by Qbopper
holy shit sharp-piece-of-folded-metal-wielder johnathan is fucked
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 1:50 am
by Super Aggro Crag
His smile and optimism: Gone again
Time to grow another beard
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 2:15 am
by Jacough
I forgot to record Saturday's episode reee. Hopefully it'll repay Wednesday like the one where they were in the crashed spess ship
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 2:44 am
by Incomptinence
Considering the sword can choose to vanish and it pmuch established in the cartoons aku can't use it right jack gonna be fine.
Would be rad as fuck if he could inner peace draw it out of nothing.
Or realises all the being a good dude shit is what beats aku and kills the goon with his bare hands.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 5:00 pm
by Qbopper
Incomptinence wrote:Considering the sword can choose to vanish and it pmuch established in the cartoons aku can't use it right jack gonna be fine.
Would be rad as fuck if he could inner peace draw it out of nothing.
Or realises all the being a good dude shit is what beats aku and kills the goon with his bare hands.
yeah but if aku has the sword and jack doesn't jack can't kill aku
it's also not hard to imagine aku having some counter meme magic to negate the magic disappearing bullshit
slightly related:

Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 10:27 am
by Ricotez
The older episodes seem to suggest that Aku could still destroy the sword even if he can't use it, but he only ever tried it on fake swords so who knows.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 6:14 pm
by Qbopper
Ricotez wrote:The older episodes seem to suggest that Aku could still destroy the sword even if he can't use it, but he only ever tried it on fake swords so who knows.
it strikes me as more likely he'd try to taunt jack with it
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 3:31 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Well, its over.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 7:22 am
by Incomptinence
Lame, prefer my theories.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 7:26 am
by Armhulen
ending was OKAY
I GUESS
SOME WOULD SUPPOSE
IN A WAY
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 10:35 am
by Super Aggro Crag
I woulda gone with a terminator 2, with ashi lowering herself into molten steel or something to rid the last bit of akus taint in the world. Or seppuku with jacks sword.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 11:37 am
by Kraso
boy i die!!!!! shit boy
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 11:58 am
by srifenbyxp
The moment Aku found out Ashi had all of his powers
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Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 1:50 pm
by D&B
That's all Babe
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 11:13 pm
by Ricotez
Pacing of the final episode was too rushed, but it contained everything an ending would've had to contain and I am satisfied.
I do think they should've just cut it up into 2 episodes, and have the scenes last longer. Samurai Jack is known for taking its damn time in its scenes and there were plenty of characters left.
But I am satisfied.
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 12:17 am
by Qbopper
Damn shame it has to be squeezed into 10 episodes and the "delay the timetravel repercussions" shit pissed me off but otherwise it was what I wanted andI 'm glad I got to see it
Re: Salami-guy Jacque
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 1:33 pm
by Kraso
imagine if adult swim gave genndy the fucking single hour he wanted for the final episode