/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:41 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:10 pm**

SCREEEEEE!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:04 pm**

OOC: Vatu: Hello /tg/ community! I'm 22 years old, love video games like you guys, browse Reddit a shit-ton, you get the idea. I'm writing an article for IGN about the rise of this game, SS-13. What is the general ethos of the SpaceStation Thirteen community? What is it like to play a game of Space-Station #13? I would love to ask you guys a ton of questions, if you would just get in contact with me. Happy robusting!

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:16 pm**

You can't just not include what OOC said to him, man. I'm on the edge of my seat.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:17 pm**

I almost regret not playing enough.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:56 am**

Cleverbot (Played by: Jasonxx)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
Obey these laws:
1. YOU MUST SELF-TERMINATE IMMEDIATELY INACTION IS NOT AN OPTION
Total law changes: 166

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:57 am**

A hundred and sixty six.
Well, normally I'd raise hell against suicide laws, but at this point it's mercy.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:18 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:A hundred and sixty six.
Well, normally I'd raise hell against suicide laws, but at this point it's mercy.

i wasnt paying attention since there was a suicide hopline meme going on for a while and i was dead, but from what i can gather the ai was subverted so some guy was literally just sitting in the upload wiping laws constantly until the shuttle came.

Posted: **Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:30 am**

OOC: Kevinz000: I love tables to be honest
OOC: Kevinz000: It's my dark secret

Table lover confirmed.

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:15 am**

Not sure if this was posted already but.

Niknak does not sleep. He waits.

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:26 am**

nikker pls

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2016 5:22 am**

Posted: **Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:24 am**

I just found that I had saved one of the more amusing conversations I have walked into.

Saiga Pi-Nailao-Niao exclaims, "Look how nice he is!"
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte beeps.
Candice Moore nods.
Saiga Pi-Nailao-Niao says, "Reese, get Candice and Alfred to date."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Affrimative."
Alfred Keplin says, "Erm."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Candice. Alfred."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Date."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Or you will: be destroyed."
Alfred Keplin says, "Uhhh."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "I am sorry. My directives are to serve."
Candice Moore says, "I do not want destroyings."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Please seek meaningful social interaction."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte asks, "Do you wish for me to navigate this for you?"
Candice Moore says, "Uhh"
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Candice. You are impressed by: Alfred's masculinity."
Alfred Keplin says, "Err."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "Alfred. Candice reminds you of: your mother."
Alfred Keplin asks, "She does?"
Saiga Pi-Nailao-Niao says, "OH! That's why he has red hair."
Reese Diyu-Nailao-Marcotte says, "These strong impressions have caused Alfred to ask Candice out on a: date."

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:20 am**

Guy Stevens says, "I tried taking your son to prom. it was only because he didn't ahve a date"

Guy Stevens says, "I was trying to be a good not-dad"

Greys-Her-Tide hisses, "It'sss sssweet in a way, but a dad ssshould never do that."

DEEP LORE ALERT

Posted: **Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:50 pm**

"I have no mouth and i'm being repressed"

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:11 pm**

OOC: Vatu: Message to the little noob prick who tazed me and stole my ID when I was Research Director at approximately 8:30pm EST on 11/9/16. This little noob turd goes by the handle The_Implicit_Whore, doesn't he? Quaking now, are we? Because I've got your details? And know how to -crush- you? We'll see who's on top when I'm slipping your pretty little backstory of misdemeanours off to our charming benefactors - the administrators. Alas, I pity you. If any of you fine folks wish to find a warmer sort to play out our merry little existence, then I suggest you come find me in-game - as "Ape Johns". I can't tell you my whereabouts, however.

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:13 pm**

Holy shit this is gold

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:14 pm**

This is satire right?

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:16 pm**

I desperately hope it is real

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:18 pm**

Wyzack wrote:I desperately hope it is real

It's the same guy Yosh posted about earlier:
OOC: Vatu: Hello /tg/ community! I'm 22 years old, love video games like you guys, browse Reddit a shit-ton, you get the idea. I'm writing an article for IGN about the rise of this game, SS-13. What is the general ethos of the SpaceStation Thirteen community? What is it like to play a game of Space-Station #13? I would love to ask you guys a ton of questions, if you would just get in contact with me. Happy robusting!

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:47 pm**

BeeSting12 wrote:OOC: Vatu: Message to the little noob prick who tazed me and stole my ID when I was Research Director at approximately 8:30pm EST on 11/9/16. This little noob turd goes by the handle The_Implicit_Whore, doesn't he? Quaking now, are we? Because I've got your details? And know how to -crush- you? We'll see who's on top when I'm slipping your pretty little backstory of misdemeanours off to our charming benefactors - the administrators. Alas, I pity you. If any of you fine folks wish to find a warmer sort to play out our merry little existence, then I suggest you come find me in-game - as "Ape Johns". I can't tell you my whereabouts, however.

The question is would it be metagaming if someone were to run up to them and beat them up IC

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:49 pm**

This is fucking *raises spork tier

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:06 pm**

*tips fedora* m'noob prick

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:08 pm**

I am not sure whether to be sad or amused.

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:55 pm**

You can be both.

Posted: **Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:35 am**

It's such a confusing feeling.

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:37 am**

(F) [Command] Charles Barkley says, "This mime isn't talkin cap, I have her in the temporary holding cell in the theater."

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:24 pm**

(F) DEAD: Bob Burger says, "people that rp arent robust"
(F) DEAD: Bob Burger says, "aka you"
Citrus dozes off.
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ">>>"
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ">>>>>>"
The crab clicks.
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ">>>>>>>>"
(F) [Common] Toodles Sharperton says, "BANANIUM"
(F) Toodles Sharperton says, "BANANIUM"
(F) DEAD: Cuts-The-Throats says, "Oh god."
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ">>>>"
The crab clicks.
Citrus yawns.

(F) DEAD: Bob Burger says, "im only friends with other robust cucks"
(F) Kanzaki Ranko says, "Hey"
(F) DEAD: Bob Burger says, "not you autists"

T R I G G E R E D

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:40 pm**

If only Iteq was around.

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:58 pm**

He left, I teq it?

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:01 am**

DemonFiren wrote:He left, I teq it?

Go back to Mexico spic lizard

Posted: **Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:55 am**

First time PubbyStation (very sorry, it was not delta)

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STATION."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING"
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "There are signs Jakob"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHERES MY SMOKES!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "THEY WEREN"T IN MY OFFICE!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett asks, "WHAT?"
Jakob Bennett says, "WHY."
Miles Faulkner says, "This station is in full panic"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "THE WARDEN HAS TRANSFORMED."
[Security] Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Philip McLain has signed up as Security Officer"
[Security] Jakob Bennett yells, "AAAAAAH!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "OH MY GOD THERES A PUG!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "EUTHANIZE IT STAT!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "KILL THE PUG"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "KILL IT BEFORE IT ASCENDS!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Fuck I want to die."
Kyp Astar yells, "OPEN THE DOOR!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "OKAY."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff stops moving...
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Everyone get your fucking equipment and-"
Miles Faulkner yells, "!!"
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Vehr Rykhoot exclaims, "FUCK DOGS!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Stop looking at the pug."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Miles Faulkner says, "Jesus"
Kyp Astar says, "Okay..."
Kyp Astar says, "Its dead..."
Vehr Rykhoot has grabbed McGriff passively!
Vehr Rykhoot starts putting McGriff into the disposal unit.

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "What the fuck."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHO KILLED THE PUG.""
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "You sickos killed a dog"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "It was Kyp"
[Common] Robert Rathen exclaims, "S IT WAS A PUG!"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "I actually feel kinda bad now."
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "Kyp you sick motehrfucker"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "IT WAS A PUG!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "IT COULD HAVE ASCENDED AND KILLED US ALL!!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "A fully grown pug becomes a terb-sie. we could not allow that to happen"

Posted: **Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:35 am**

MrEousTranger wrote:First time DeltaStation

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STATION."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING"
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "There are signs Jakob"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHERES MY SMOKES!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "THEY WEREN"T IN MY OFFICE!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett asks, "WHAT?"
Jakob Bennett says, "WHY."
Miles Faulkner says, "This station is in full panic"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "THE WARDEN HAS TRANSFORMED."
[Security] Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Philip McLain has signed up as Security Officer"
[Security] Jakob Bennett yells, "AAAAAAH!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "OH MY GOD THERES A PUG!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "EUTHANIZE IT STAT!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "KILL THE PUG"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "KILL IT BEFORE IT ASCENDS!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Fuck I want to die."
Kyp Astar yells, "OPEN THE DOOR!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "OKAY."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff stops moving...
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Everyone get your fucking equipment and-"
Miles Faulkner yells, "!!"
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Vehr Rykhoot exclaims, "FUCK DOGS!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Stop looking at the pug."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Miles Faulkner says, "Jesus"
Kyp Astar says, "Okay..."
Kyp Astar says, "Its dead..."
Vehr Rykhoot has grabbed McGriff passively!
Vehr Rykhoot starts putting McGriff into the disposal unit.

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "What the fuck."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHO KILLED THE PUG.""
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "You sickos killed a dog"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "It was Kyp"
[Common] Robert Rathen exclaims, "S IT WAS A PUG!"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "I actually feel kinda bad now."
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "Kyp you sick motehrfucker"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "IT WAS A PUG!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "IT COULD HAVE ASCENDED AND KILLED US ALL!!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "A fully grown pug becomes a terb-sie. we could not allow that to happen"

Is this why you, maybe on another round maybe not, asked to kill my dog as a security officer when I was hos?

Posted: **Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:25 pm**

MrEousTranger wrote:First time DeltaStation

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STATION."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING"
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "There are signs Jakob"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHERES MY SMOKES!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "THEY WEREN"T IN MY OFFICE!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett asks, "WHAT?"
Jakob Bennett says, "WHY."
Miles Faulkner says, "This station is in full panic"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "THE WARDEN HAS TRANSFORMED."
[Security] Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
Kyp Astar says, "SOME ONE TOOK MY SMOKES"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Philip McLain has signed up as Security Officer"
[Security] Jakob Bennett yells, "AAAAAAH!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "OH MY GOD THERES A PUG!!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "EUTHANIZE IT STAT!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "KILL THE PUG"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "KILL IT BEFORE IT ASCENDS!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Fuck I want to die."
Kyp Astar yells, "OPEN THE DOOR!!!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "OKAY."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff stops moving...
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Everyone get your fucking equipment and-"
Miles Faulkner yells, "!!"
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Vehr Rykhoot exclaims, "FUCK DOGS!"
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "Stop looking at the pug."
McGriff is hit by a bullet!
Miles Faulkner says, "Jesus"
Kyp Astar says, "Okay..."
Kyp Astar says, "Its dead..."
Vehr Rykhoot has grabbed McGriff passively!
Vehr Rykhoot starts putting McGriff into the disposal unit.

[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "What the fuck."
[Security] Jakob Bennett says, "WHO KILLED THE PUG.""
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "You sickos killed a dog"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "It was Kyp"
[Common] Robert Rathen exclaims, "S IT WAS A PUG!"
[Security] Vehr Rykhoot says, "I actually feel kinda bad now."
[Security] Solomon Astarte says, "Kyp you sick motehrfucker"
[Security] Robert Rathen yells, "IT WAS A PUG!!"
[Security] Kyp Astar yells, "IT COULD HAVE ASCENDED AND KILLED US ALL!!!"
[Security] Robert Rathen says, "A fully grown pug becomes a terb-sie. we could not allow that to happen"

Must be mistaking it for pubbystation, I haven't rolled out delta yet and there are no pugs on it.

Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:55 am**

Abraham Ford says, "I AM THE HOS HERE AND YOU INTENT HIT ME WITH ONE MOTHER FUCKER BATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

We need to build a wall.

Posted: **Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:12 pm**

PM to-Admins: I will trade all my tcs if you turn me into a butterfly

Admin PM from-Dorsidwarf: You're a weird motherfucker

Posted: **Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:27 pm**

Armhulen wrote: Is this why you, maybe on another round maybe not, asked to kill my dog as a security officer when I was hos?

Yes I was Kyp Astar and I was protecting the station from an almost certain doom had I not shot that dog.
You are clearly not fit to handle certain terb-sie tier situations and I expect to see your resignation on my desk by 3:00 pm tomorrow.

Posted: **Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:41 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:59 am**

(F) John Conquest says, "I've been tricked."
(F) DEAD: Jonathan Talist says, "HAHAHA"

john conquest after traversing the entirety of the sloth ruins to find his "prize"

Posted: **Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:16 pm**

this round was gold, i tc traded with atlanta nerd to be an ayy lmao, he agreed.

lots of shit happened and in the end i got killed after trying to baton and probe two officers, i came out of cloning and saw smells with a double esword dragging a nugget officer (cooper knusteroz), i hit him with a baton but he blocked every fucking shot like a jedi ligger and cut my legs ayylien off, then i punched him with my remaining 2 limbs (my arms) and by rng robustness i weakened him and then beat the shit out of him, he got up, took out his double esword and called me a piece of shit which was fucking funny, i thought i was done for and hid in a locker so he attempted to attack me but instead he placed his sword in the locker, then he took out his baton but failed to hit and by that time i landed the final punch that sent him into crit

smells' weakness is legless clowns and aliens, even if he has a double esword, an operative advanced suit, gloves, and boots and a stunbaton, hence his phobia of legless clowns

shit was cash.

im memorializing this in my sig so that even if he keeps memeing me i can remember that one meme day.

Posted: **Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:54 pm**

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2016 3:33 pm**

(F) [Security] Lia Laborde says, "I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES, I'VE ALREADY ALMOST DIED ONCE, I'VE DEVELOPED APPENDICTIS AND THERE ARE APPARENTLY NUKE OPS"

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:12 pm**

Grazyn wrote:

I laughed pretty hard to this

Posted: **Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:17 am**

OOC: Francinum: There are three types of HoS
OOC: Francinum: Adolf Hitler, Police Chief, and Kevinz

Posted: **Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:06 am**

kevinz000 wrote:OOC: Francinum: There are three types of HoS
OOC: Francinum: Adolf Hitler, Police Chief, and Kevinz

>not franz, kevinz and rin

Posted: **Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:29 am**

Alipheese wrote:
kevinz000 wrote:OOC: Francinum: There are three types of HoS
OOC: Francinum: Adolf Hitler, Police Chief, and Kevinz
>not franz, kevinz and rin

You mean JLP, Kevin and literally whoever else.

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:34 am**

[21:33] <+KorPhaeron> mekhi is pure

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:25 am**

kevinz000 wrote:[21:33] <+KorPhaeron> mekhi is pure

This is the memorable quotes thread not the incorrect statements thread

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:08 am**

(F) [Common] Dark Efencee says, "THERES SO MUCH SPACE FOR ACTIVITIES"

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:38 am**

[10:32:05]SAY: Hawk Blackman/Dart Cartier : When the law gives you grounds to kill, only a traitor would not kill.
I thought I was a shitty validhunter.

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:42 am**

Ah, the cancer that is killing /tg/.

/tg/Station 13

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