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Pics or It Di-
Oh...
OH SHIT! It's there for a REASON!?
Wow.

Nyaaa.

:^)

Is that silver?

No, it's an elevator

If there wasn't an elevator music midi playing locally I am disappoint.

peoplearestrange wrote:If there wasn't an elevator music midi playing locally I am disappoint.

There was one playing, actually.

TrustyGun wrote:

peoplearestrange wrote:If there wasn't an elevator music midi playing locally I am disappoint.

There was one playing, actually.

Ew, furries on my /tg/.

>says the scalie

I know, right.

Well in PAS' case it doesn't define her existence and how she presents herself to us... Sooo...

I cannot respond to this in any manner that is both witty and rational, please make a choice.

DemonFiren wrote:I cannot respond to this in any manner that is both witty and rational, please make a choice.

YOUR MOM IS WITTY AND RATIONAL!


... wait a minute...

Witty, she is. And oh so dry at times.

Rational? Occasionally. Unless you really piss her off.

You dick, you totally covered me up with your ghost!
Take a better picture and re-post it!

TINA CONFIRMED FOR BEST

She's the fat one, isn't she?

>Stand next to full block R window
>AI OPEN THIS WINDOW
Why?

kevinz000 wrote:

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>Stand next to full block R window
>AI OPEN THIS WINDOW
Why?

Maybe it's something in that area causing people to go mad?


(or because kek)

Stuff like that makes me wanna play AI and just respond to radio messages like "AI, door" with "yes, that is a door. A door is what you are looking at." and see if I get declared rogue.
(naturally, imperative commands would be carried out without question)

I do that to people who don't have a real reason to be somewhere. It's amazing how they always just go "whatever okay" and leave instead of phrasing it as an order.

Or they just start breaking in...

step up tina

Badmin objectives don't count, silly.

I secured the green text, step it up

Screemonster wrote:Stuff like that makes me wanna play AI and just respond to radio messages like "AI, door" with "yes, that is a door. A door is what you are looking at." and see if I get declared rogue.
(naturally, imperative commands would be carried out without question)

I did this for a while but it got old quite fast, for the crew too

SO THIS WAS A THING
PURGE ROUND WAS NICE
x11 FASTMOS, AND FAST SPEED

What the hell am I looking at?

Luke Cox wrote:What the hell am I looking at?

I'm pretty sure that's what happens if the singularity eats a supermatter shard.

Steelpoint wrote:

Luke Cox wrote:What the hell am I looking at?

I'm pretty sure that's what happens if the singularity eats a supermatter shard.

it's what happens if a singularity eats a supermatter shard and THEN gains enough energy to go beyond a stage 5.
this is the stage 6.
getting a supermatter shard does not immediately make it stage 6, it simply unlocks the ability for it to do so at a high enough energy level.

Remie Richards wrote:

Steelpoint wrote:

Luke Cox wrote:What the hell am I looking at?

I'm pretty sure that's what happens if the singularity eats a supermatter shard.

it's what happens if a singularity eats a supermatter shard and THEN gains enough energy to go beyond a stage 5.
this is the stage 6.
getting a supermatter shard does not immediately make it stage 6, it simply unlocks the ability for it to do so at a high enough energy level.

I must make this happen

You, and every admin the week it was introduced.

It WAS fun to set it up as tater chaplain.

Calm before the storm

what sort of ui is this? is this /tg/station?

There's three (I think) UI colour scheme's you can use.

Midnight (Standard), Plasmafire (The orange version of Midnight), and I believe the last one is just "Classic" as it's the old blue/green/yellow weirdness of the old goon UI.

The only one really maintained however is Midnight, since almost all new action buttons and UI sprites are themed to fit Midnight.
Plasmafire gets away with it because Plasmafire and Midnight look similar besides colouring.
Classic is fucked, nobody makes new buttons for it.

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:I do that to people who don't have a real reason to be somewhere. It's amazing how they always just go "whatever okay" and leave instead of phrasing it as an order.

this is the weirdest thing man. it feels like the majority of the crew doesn't understand how asimov works at all. they don't understand how to phrase a command or anything.

which is a shame because the amount of fuckery you can achieve just with law 2 is incredible if the AI's not a jerk.

I use plasmafire because I like the increased visibility (To me, at least)

I should post more often instead of waiting so long, I don't even know if I have already posted some of these.

Bluespace Jesus Butterfly Apocalypse Cableart Drinks Admins, Spinning, Drugs Flukeops Shadow There can only be one! Never gets old Creative Botany makes pretty stuff!

A little bit of autismforting and it turns out that, no, you cannot use pipes to create a refrigerator.
Who's gonna code actual adiabatic devices, huh?

You can, though

You just screwed up

dionysus24779 wrote:
Drinks

Spoiler:

Nothing special, but I really like it when bartenders don't just sit around or looking for people to shoot and instead make pretty drinks.

I always try to use up every glass with a pretty drink as a bartender - you can make the bar look really nice if you're willing to put in a bit of effort. It's a shame you always need help from someone to get a green drink, but the chemists are usually happy enough to give you some sulphuric acid for acid spits (or you can walk all the way across the station for the green crayons from art storage but that's a pain in the arse).

Then some lawyer comes along and drinks the entire bar empty, which is kind of annoying, so I always throw in some beepsky smash and neurotoxins to slow them down.

dionysus24779 wrote: Creative Botany makes pretty stuff!

Spoiler:

I've seen botany do a lot of redecorating and a lot of stuff is good (though many are a tad uncreative and just plaster wood tiles over the station). I didn't get the name, but we had a really creative botanist during one round that spread flowers around on grass tiles, giving the apperance of flowers growing. It looked really nice.



Though even more impressive was this "fake tree". I really liked it.

This was a really chill round. Botanist spent his whole round making the starboard hallway really pretty, and a few of us just chilled below botany, including an atmos tech who spent the entire time on fire.

I was the one that "made" the tree - really that's just a result of 100 potency grapes being harvested onto the square above a grape vine, it wasn't intentional - we just needed to produce food because the chef was having a hissy fit.

I was the only person in engineering as atmos tech so I upgraded the turbine to provide enough power to power the whole station. Eventually atmos bugged out and broke this and then released almost infinite amounts of CO2 when I tried to fix it.

Tokiko2 wrote:I was the only person in engineering as atmos tech so I upgraded the turbine to provide enough power to power the whole station. Eventually atmos bugged out and broke this and then released almost infinite amounts of CO2 when I tried to fix it.

I was watching this for some time after you said you were having trouble with the wiring, looked very impressive. What did you get output to in the end?

These are the new guns and devices, fresh and clean, ready for the use of those who step off the shuttle at MetaStation's updated Centcom. Always willing to add more gear if the suggestions are good. Hope they're fun:



Also had a decent round of nuke ops on Basil, first I've had the chance to watch in a long time - the crew survived on the shuttle which left about three seconds before the nuke went off. This was largely thanks to a HoP who printed an extra ID for shuttle override - himself and the Captain being the only heads. Two ops got to the Captain's quarters early-ish, but were cuffed by Beepsky, buying enough time for the eventual escape. Great to watch.



Would very much like to see MetaStation with a high enough population for this sort of thing more often.

I'm not sure which is more fun to watch; fluke ops or actually competent ops.

So there was a vote for MetaStation on Sibyl, and it ran for a bit and seemed decent.

The guns at CentCom worked well.

It was a fun round.

It was a late night event round. We were tasked by Centcomm to gather a long list of items in an hour or they would set off our nuke. We almost managed to gather all the items until we found out that someone destroyed one of the items on the list: the QM stamp. Our impending doom made some people panic and jump ship, it made some people angry and desire to strike back at Centcomm but more importantly it inspired a group of bright, young engineers to come up with a genius idea. "Why don't we destroy the station's nuclear device?" asked the engineers. "BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" responded the panicked crew. "We'll decide what's impossible," said the confident engineers and they quickly went to work. That is the story of how the brave engineers saved the station from being nuked by Centcomm.