Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:08 am
Bottom post of the previous page:
(F) Lucas Vanleer has died at Aft Maintenance.(F) Divine Telepathy, Jesus says, "for the love of me"
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(F) Divine Telepathy, Jesus says, "for the love of me"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:24 pm
Funny causes he drives so many waifu's away from the serverVarnesy wrote:(F) DEAD: Ward Robertson says, "We need more sluts"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:18 pm
Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!
Yes, this happened.
Yes, this happened.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:25 am
what insanehyena isn't saying is it was my pet parrot I spent 15 minutes getting sentient as pirate chaplain. the reason they took it is because I planned on using solely my nautical energy sword, and I just got it off a nuke op I killed with nothing but that sword against theirs.
also, I remember someone saying something along the lines of "brig just got emped and doors are shocked, ai rogue?"
also, I remember someone saying something along the lines of "brig just got emped and doors are shocked, ai rogue?"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:24 am
Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!
Yes, this happened.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:57 am
not tg but someone trying to argue their way out of a B&E arrest because they fixed the window when they left:
[Common] Moxie Camila asks, "What'd I break?"
[Common] Moxie Camila asks, ".. No. In the process of breaking and entering, as you said, what did I break?"
[Common] Anari Risenfield yells, "The law!"
[Common] Moxie Camila asks, "What'd I break?"
[Common] Moxie Camila asks, ".. No. In the process of breaking and entering, as you said, what did I break?"
[Common] Anari Risenfield yells, "The law!"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 11:53 am
You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?Alipheese wrote:Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!
Yes, this happened.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:35 pm
I don't think poly couldve even grabbed the fuckin esword if it was drawn, god damn it, poly was my sentience potioned fucking pet
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 1:21 pm
uh yeah, if you've looked at their other stuff they've done art way more complex than the simple character sketches people request, there's no need to randomly be a cunt fnrcalzilla1 wrote:You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?Alipheese wrote:Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!
Yes, this happened.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:47 pm
I dont see you drawin shit, you fuck.calzilla1 wrote:You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?Alipheese wrote:Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!
Yes, this happened.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 4:02 pm
Maybe the idea that someone has a gf triggers him?
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:04 pm
back the fuck up calzilla1
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:07 pm
Calzilla more like calzone because you're a salty mass of roasted dough.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:39 pm
Map rotation has chosen to ignore you for next round!
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:01 pm
Unknown: Aaaaayyyyyy
Mothership Rho Scientist (as Unknown) exclaims, "Oink Oink!"
So... you can use the pigmask as an alium
Mothership Rho Scientist (as Unknown) exclaims, "Oink Oink!"
So... you can use the pigmask as an alium
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:05 pm
OOC: Jaxy15: i murderboned so hard that even reed tried to attack me with no provocation
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:35 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:48 pm
Hahah holy shit dude. Serves you right fucking metafriender
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 6:11 pm
Fucking metafriending cancer ruining our servers
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:10 pm
gotta post a ban appeal thread to the headmins now
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:27 pm
The ban will not be lifted, pending the banning admin returning to make a ruling
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:21 pm
Hey man with pleasureShaps wrote:The ban will not be lifted, pending the banning admin returning to make a ruling
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:22 am
fuck you and your attention whoring
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:53 pm
Central Command Update:
We've determined that the bomber wired his devices to the phrase, "Blow it all to hell." For your own safety this phrase should not be spoken out loud.
(Common) Chaplain: "Blow it all to hell."
Chaplain has died at the bar.
Assistant has died in the dorms.
Assistant has died in the central hallway.
Doctor has died in Sleepers.
Engineer has died in dorms.
Scientist has died robotics.
Chef has died in kitchen.
Botanist has died in hydroponics.
Botanist has died in hydroponics.
(Dead) Chaplain: "kek."
We've determined that the bomber wired his devices to the phrase, "Blow it all to hell." For your own safety this phrase should not be spoken out loud.
(Common) Chaplain: "Blow it all to hell."
Chaplain has died at the bar.
Assistant has died in the dorms.
Assistant has died in the central hallway.
Doctor has died in Sleepers.
Engineer has died in dorms.
Scientist has died robotics.
Chef has died in kitchen.
Botanist has died in hydroponics.
Botanist has died in hydroponics.
(Dead) Chaplain: "kek."
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:21 am
Local powergamer's take on running super-fast
[17:20] <ma44> yeah but the movement speed gives me like motion sickness
[17:20] <ma44> yeah but the movement speed gives me like motion sickness
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:47 pm
The skeleton is holding its breath! It looks like it's trying to commit suicide.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:00 pm
what a faggot, nonantag suicides should be bannable
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:13 am
Floorbot states, "WHO REQRI FLOR"
Floorbot states, "WHO NED FLOR"
Floorbot states, "I CAN FLOR HE"
Floorbot states, "WHO NED FLOR"
Floorbot states, "I CAN FLOR HE"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:38 am
I can't into bbcode, have attatchment instead. Fuck I'm just so proud of how well the deadman maxcaps work.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:10 am
[Common] Fiz Bump says, "Nah, just collecting bodies and boy parts for cloning."
[Common] Fiz Bump says, "Oh god, I mean body parts"
[Common] Fiz Bump says, "Oh god, I mean body parts"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:35 pm
that'sPomegranate headed toward corporate renaissance with methamphetamine, the sleeping pill
that's not what
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:43 pm
OOC: Brother Pawn: I'm standing next to the Garden, and I hear someone say "Heather Kelly was just converted!" so, I tased you, checked your backpack, saw a whole shitload of bombs, and then they went off.
OOC: Brother Pawn: And it was huuuge.
OOC: Endozworld: I don't know what yall expect when you try to approach Heather Kelly at this point.
OOC: SpaceInaba: Heather Kelly is a blessing
OOC: Odhisius: To be honest pawn, you should know better than to touch Heather Kelly's bags.
OOC: Brother Pawn: This was my first time meeting Heather Kelly. Now I know.
OOC: Brother Pawn: And it was huuuge.
OOC: Endozworld: I don't know what yall expect when you try to approach Heather Kelly at this point.
OOC: SpaceInaba: Heather Kelly is a blessing
OOC: Odhisius: To be honest pawn, you should know better than to touch Heather Kelly's bags.
OOC: Brother Pawn: This was my first time meeting Heather Kelly. Now I know.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:19 am
Fixing sand smashed breaches at holodeck.
Jayne Staymates yells, "I HOPE ONE DOESNT HIT ME!!"
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I don't give a single shit about your engine"
You start building wall girders...
You start building wall girders...
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "If you want to make one and have the time to do so"
[Common] Hits-The-Wizard asks, "You are ssso mean, did you know that?"
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Fix the fucking station so we don't have to leave"
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
You suddenly feel very weak.
Jayne Staymates yells, "I HOPE ONE DOESNT HIT ME!!"
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I don't give a single shit about your engine"
You start building wall girders...
You start building wall girders...
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "If you want to make one and have the time to do so"
[Common] Hits-The-Wizard asks, "You are ssso mean, did you know that?"
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Fix the fucking station so we don't have to leave"
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
You suddenly feel very weak.
Re: Screenshots General
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:14 pm
Nothing can possibly go wrong.jpg
Re: Screenshots General
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:49 am
"Damnit Mekhi, kiss me"
t. Lauser McLauchlan
Can't remember if these were the exact words. It was like a year ago.
t. Lauser McLauchlan
Can't remember if these were the exact words. It was like a year ago.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:46 pm
It's not a memorable quote if you can't remember the words. 
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:09 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:43 pm
the flukey family sounds like a good z-grade family sitcom
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:07 am
[Common] Illillious Torbusculer says, "IF YOU GIVE THE CLOWN SPACE LUBE YOU BETTER SAVE SOME FOR YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONA NEED IT IN THE BRIG JACKASS"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:29 am
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:45 am
Wailing, not whaling.
Let's see if anybody falls for that one.
Let's see if anybody falls for that one.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:12 pm
The only thing that could make that better is if the clown wasn't actually the one that took the ID, wasn't a traitor, and just got the captain to go full-javert simply by saying stupid shit on the radio.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:14 pm
#notallclowns
#notalllizards
#notalllizards
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:44 pm
Lewd.TechnoAlchemist wrote:[Common] Illillious Torbusculer says, "IF YOU GIVE THE CLOWN SPACE LUBE YOU BETTER SAVE SOME FOR YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONA NEED IT IN THE BRIG JACKASS"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:13 am
Hazardous012 wrote:I'm very sorry I fingered a borg and called it a cutie.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:28 am
Jonathan Talist says, "Oh a syndi bomb"
Michael Korsovik applies the ointment on himself.
Micks Tape says, "IS that what I think it is"
Eric Andre has been hit by the fire extinguisher.
Eric Andre has been hit by the metal.
Eric Andre's left leg has been violently dismembered!
BANG
Your eyes sting a little.
Freddy Castiglioni's right leg has been violently dismembered!
Maximillian Ryder shivers.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Micks Tape's right arm has been violently dismembered!
Micks Tape's left leg has been violently dismembered!
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the advanced energy gun.
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the white shoes.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Phillip Johnson catches fire!
You're set on fire!
Michael Korsovik applies the ointment on himself.
Micks Tape says, "IS that what I think it is"
Eric Andre has been hit by the fire extinguisher.
Eric Andre has been hit by the metal.
Eric Andre's left leg has been violently dismembered!
BANG
Your eyes sting a little.
Freddy Castiglioni's right leg has been violently dismembered!
Maximillian Ryder shivers.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Micks Tape's right arm has been violently dismembered!
Micks Tape's left leg has been violently dismembered!
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the advanced energy gun.
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the white shoes.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Phillip Johnson catches fire!
You're set on fire!
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:24 am
You have been revealed!
You cannot move!
The light fixture suddenly flares brightly and begins to spark!
George Wick has beaten the evil cat spirit with the stunbaton!
George Wick has beaten the evil cat spirit with the stunbaton!
George Wick was shocked by the light fixture!
You can move again!
George Wick stammers, "I r-reg-gr-ret-t t-th-his-s"
George Wick gasps!
You transmit to George Wick: asshole
George Wick says, "Decision"
You cannot move!
The light fixture suddenly flares brightly and begins to spark!
George Wick has beaten the evil cat spirit with the stunbaton!
George Wick has beaten the evil cat spirit with the stunbaton!
George Wick was shocked by the light fixture!
You can move again!
George Wick stammers, "I r-reg-gr-ret-t t-th-his-s"
George Wick gasps!
You transmit to George Wick: asshole
George Wick says, "Decision"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:17 am
Thoroughly enjoyable read.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:26 pm
A cult discovers it is no match for the hijinx and tomfoolery of one special clown(F) DEAD: Suzuka Nakamoto says, "we only got fucked cause of that fucking clown that got the shuttle early called"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 3:36 am
[Common] table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
[Common] table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
[Common] table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:41 pm
