Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:16 am #419980

Bottom post of the previous page:

Yes, just never near to where you live

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:34 pm #421240

There was a strange haze this morning, must have been ash from the wild fire near Manchester

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:51 pm #421327

finally this world cup shit is over

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:17 pm #421449

DemonFiren wrote:finally this world cup shit is over

For you zee cup ist over

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 12:37 am #421506

Malkevin wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:finally this world cup shit is over
For you zee cup ist over

for me it never started
but for everyone else, well

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:54 am #421664

My addiction to music and cornflakes has gone too far

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:14 am #421752

Munchlax wrote:My addiction to music and cornflakes has gone too far

is it as bad as my addiction to popcorn?

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:22 pm #421827

I have a feeling my days are numbered lads

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:24 pm #421829

Aids is very treatable these days, you bum bandit

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:25 pm #421831

Malkevin wrote:Aids is very treatable these days, you bum bandit

A shame there's no such treatment for a wrecked ass though, how do you live Malk?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:56 pm #421850

iksyp wrote:
Munchlax wrote:My addiction to music and cornflakes has gone too far
is it as bad as my addiction to popcorn?

Spoiler:

Screemonster · Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:44 pm

DemonFiren wrote:
iksyp wrote:
Munchlax wrote:My addiction to music and cornflakes has gone too far
is it as bad as my addiction to popcorn?

Spoiler:
[youtube]NjxNnqTcHhg[/youtube]

why the fuck is watching a vinyl record so satisfying

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:47 am #421968

I'm fine. I feel fine. And normal. This is weird. I hate it.

Screemonster · Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:14 am

the aircon in my office broke and it got up to nearly 29 degrees at my desk and none of the windows in this building open, I ended up opening the roof access and wedging a fan in the door to get some circulation going

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:06 am #422506

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Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:04 am #422516

Sugar: 8 grams.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:30 am #422536

That... stuff is ~25% sugar

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:36 am #422537

nestle: not even once

DrPillzRedux · Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:47 am

>close friend breaks off engagement to gf of 4 years
>he just wants to play vidya since her leaving fucked him rent wise so no going out
>I'm fasting so I just want to go out and do stuff because body dumps hormones that make you have ADHD
>force myself to play vidya with him and he can tell I'm having trouble doing that
>basically watched him play deeprock while he talked about some heavy shit

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:52 am #423351

Wow, that's almost like normal human behaviour, grats

DrPillzRedux · Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:44 am

no sweaty... i broke his heart for not playing vidya seriously!

he's one of those pro gamer types who refuse to play anything casually

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:47 pm #423401

I went on to become a sailor on this huge ass ship and I was gonna show my sailor buddies SS13 so I downloaded it and it turned out to be a li**er transvestite porn flash. I was like, wtf guys, haha. Then a few hours later there was a work meeting where every sailor was along with the captain, and when it ended this one li**er got up and very pointedly said something about li**er transvestite porn lover looking right at me. I pretended I didn't know what he was talking about. I then realised it was he that switched ss13 with that porn flash. Fucking li**ers.

Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:49 pm

been a rough past week

hopefully this one is better

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:43 am #425383

Anxiety sucks
But at least you're not as anxious as this one person I know. They're really anxious to the point that they avoid any and all social contact for several days if they say something that seems normal but they personally thought was strange, and then it usually only takes a few days for their next anxiety attack

Also sucks: Lack of sleep. Slept 3 hours, laid in bed 3 hours after trying to get back to sleep

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:15 pm #426824

I'd forgotten there is no game of thrones this year.

Not only is it delayed until April, there's only six episodes - wtf, are they two hours long?

Iatots · Post by **Iatots** » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm #428051

>uncle's home phone been dead for 4 months
>be visiting him
>see "put SIM card in and restart" flashing on screen
>phone was some wireless thing, plug was actually charger
>flip phone, open battery slot, battery stack plugged in with wires
> disconnect, reconnect wires
>phone works now

wew lad.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:33 pm #428054

Malkevin wrote:I'd forgotten there is no game of thrones this year.

Not only is it delayed until April, there's only six episodes - wtf, are they two hours long?

Yea

Iatots · Post by **Iatots** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:17 pm #429441

Picked up firefly a hot minute. Didn't age well did it?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:43 pm #429471

wait
firefly, the series
and you're seriously >implying

Iatots · Post by **Iatots** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:47 pm #429476

Yes the series. And what am I >implying, boomer?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:16 pm #429486

you're >implying I'm a >boomer
explosives is an overrated skill

also you're >implying that it hasn't aged well, which is bullshit

Iatots · Post by **Iatots** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:49 pm #429494

>space cowboys running from the gubberment yeeehaw!

Iatots · Post by **Iatots** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:57 pm #429497

I like malted milkballs is that close enough?

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:57 am #429564

Demonfiren is a 30 year old boomer, ignore him

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:14 am #429594

has the word become a meme overnight or has the definition shifted or something

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:01 pm #429602

Memes are dumb and only understood by Generation Z[ombie]

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:26 pm #429680

Anonmare wrote:Demonfiren is a 30 year old boomer, ignore him

Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:30 pm

i wanted to play modded minecraft since apparently it's all the rage or something but i was lazy so i installed this modpack thing from feed the beast with like 300 mods but that shit doesnt even load to the main menu without crashing

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:03 pm #430858

>ftb
lol, rtfm

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:56 pm #430870

mr. crime is moving into my area it seems, i wanna stay a safe lad though, what's some tactics to be safe?

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:58 pm #430872

Dog in the home and a gun in the waistband

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:00 pm #430876

i dont mean to shoot down free advice but i dont have proficiency in firearms

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:18 pm #430883

That doesn't stop the cops either
Or the criminals

Just aim the loud end at the bad guy
And get a local gun club membership so you can train in safety at the shooting range

Screemonster · Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:47 pm

> in work, night shift, it's quiet
> decide to chill and put some nice music on, pick the 1-hour version of claude debussy playing clair de lune
> comfy
> forget it's the fringe festival this month
> BOOM BANG THUD POP KABOOM
> no longer comfy

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:16 am #431476

Space!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scie ... 78141.html

A planet over 12 times bigger than Jupiter has been found drifting alone through space around 20 light years away from Earth.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:33 pm #431539

Iatots wrote:Picked up firefly a hot minute. Didn't age well did it?

rewatching it now
can confirm you simply have shit fucking taste
man I wish there was more sci-fi as comfy as this

inb4 forced boomer meme

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:32 pm #431557

Dark matter, which like Firefly was killed off by cunts in suits ?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:24 pm #431563

and let me guess
any vidya which are broadly similar are early access memes

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:14 pm #431583

SGU was just getting good, as was Caprica

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:17 pm #431584

DemonFiren wrote:and let me guess
any vidya which are broadly similar are early access memes

Umm... Pulsar - yep, Hellion - yep.
Oh! Rogue System! That was a full release and pretty good, you should go play it.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:21 am #431660

Pulsar is p gud tho

and Rogue System's Steam page says it's EA