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Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:06 pm #194895

Bottom post of the previous page:

InsaneHyena wrote:Just fuck my entire country up, fam

Atleast that guarantees cuntservatives won't win next gen elec.

Ah who am I kidding, the only other option will be liebore, who are even bigger fucking dhimmis.

ShadowDimentio · Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:53 pm

You can have Trump after he fixes our country

#TrumpWorldwide

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 7:52 pm #194910

Make Earth great again

DrPillzRedux · Tue Jul 12, 2016 9:39 am

What a week.

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TheColdTurtle · Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:32 pm

>no posts about the nice attack in france

Thought you all would have a yuge discussion on this

Screemonster · Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:47 pm

I'm sure the french didn't think it was very nice.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:48 pm #195698

Ban assault trucks!

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:51 pm #195701

Sounds like he did a NICE JOB

Okay I'm terrible I'll go now

Incomptinence · Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:03 am

XSI wrote:Ban assault trucks!

Drive your gun to work first you vulture.

Sounds pretty terrible over 100 injured disclosed so far.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:53 am #195723

Could we maybe not joke about this one?

Legit pretty fucking awful. 77 dead and many more injured.

To put that into perspective the deadliest shooting in US history (incidentally also our most recent) was only 49 fatalities.

World's getting to be a pretty dark place.

TheColdTurtle · Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:08 am

Could have been worse, the truck had guns and grenades. So possibly there were plans of the truck stopping and militants grabbing it and start unloading.

Screemonster · Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:05 am

A lot of stuff doesn't age well. It's a shame.
Spitting Image wouldn't be as funny to us right now 'cause all the humour relied on actually knowing what they were referring to, kinda like the other day when I was watching re-runs of Have I Got News For You from 2012 when I was off cruising around straya and had absolutely zero british political news reaching my ears.

Don't get me wrong though, Spitting Image would fuckin' eviscerate the current crop of space-occupiers that pass as politicians.

Incomptinence · Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:22 am

I dunno with the way UK is going some bits of spitting image are coming back into relevancy.

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XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:25 pm #196093

Coup in Turkey

Army has had enough of this Erdogoat shit

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:38 pm #196097

this is like, what, 5th coup they've had? they're getting better at this.

erdogan just signed a bill recently granting the military immunity. 90% sure that was supposed to be an olive branch so that this specifically didn't happen but he may have just played himself instead

Incomptinence · Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:03 pm

Of course it's democratic. You vote with guns and whoever has the most wins.

Maybe one day second amendment will let Americans reach this level of enlightenment.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:19 pm #196106

The worst part is that I'm just hearing about this FUCKING HERE of all places. /tg/ Action News.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:21 pm #196107

Reminder that Egrodan fucks goats. Also this is supposedly going to restore a secular government. Again. For reals this time guys

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:23 pm #196110

I'm pretty the guy in Nice just lost his shit one day from his shitty life and said Allahu Ackbar to gain attention.

Post by **Thunder11** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:23 pm #196111

Spoiler:

TheColdTurtle · Sat Jul 16, 2016 1:04 am

topical

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:13 pm #196252

Aaaand the coup choked.

DrPillzRedux · Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:12 pm

Turkroach President is now demanding the US turn over a cleric they say is behind the coupe. US supported the coupe. Turkroaches now have Americans hostage at the cut off airbase in Turkey. NATO is backing the US.

News also broke of French media repressing info about the Bataclan massacre. They weren't just shot. They castrated, mutilated, decapitated, and did many horrible things.

What a time to live.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:24 pm #196283

DrPillzRedux wrote:NATO is backing the US.

Well no shit, NATO is US.

I would've thought it would've been Putin that sponsored the coup though

ShadowDimentio · Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:40 pm

>Turkey has Americans hostage

This is not going to end well for them. The US could bomb Turkey's government buildings and millitary bases to dust in no time and they couldn't do a thing to stop it.

Jazaen · Post by **Jazaen** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:49 pm #196289

Well, they said the same about taliban, didn't they? Of course, it still is not a greatest idea for Turkey, given trends in current US politics.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:49 pm #196310

CosmicScientist wrote:Which one was the Bataclan massacre? It's all starting to blur together. Can the European powers just own Africa again and maybe get first dibs on the Middle East too? Maybe take over India again and carve chunks out of China? I swear it would solve everyone's problems once we spread glorious PC values and news media corporations to everyone else.

it was the one in Paris where everyone cried and put a french flag on their facebook but nobody actually bothered to do anything

That's about it, everyone cried how horrid it was and then business as usual
That said though, Africa would actually appreciate Europeans coming back in some places, though a fair amount of them seem to be able to handle themselves as well.

Incomptinence · Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:17 am

We need a lava moat to encircle the middle east, Emperor Donald the Third can build it.

Only partly joking but sheesh I don't see why anyone would call it a holy land now everyone there is nasty as fuck Israelis included.

Most places where people are miserable have the decency to not to share.

Comrade Leo · Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:26 am

Rev up those gulags Turkey! Cleanse and purge! CLEANSE AND PURGE.

Comrade Leo · Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:18 pm

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:34 pm

Seven cops shot in Baton Rouge, guy with an AR and body armor ambushed cops.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:40 pm #196408

Hm, first school shootings, then public gathering, now police shootings.

Whats next?

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:04 pm

Malkevin wrote:Whats next?

The race war.

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Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:21 pm #196416

Oh great, now body armor is gonna jump back up the muh child cop killing assault boolits list

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:49 pm #196424

Ban assault criminals

TheColdTurtle · Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:20 pm

If we make shooting cops illegal then no one will dare shoot a cop! It is that simple guys

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:35 pm #196448

The racial divide in the US is a festering wound that will hurt and bleed a lot before it can finally heal.

There are two ways to treat a wound: you can dress it carefully, with gauze and antiseptic, or you can burn and cauterize it. One way takes longer and is much more difficult, the other is quick and easier, but it carries the risk of leaving a scar. I'm afraid the first option is no longer viable and eventually someone is gonna go with the second option.

We can only hope that the scar it will leave behind won't be too ugly.

ShadowDimentio · Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:43 pm

Trump would be a good first step for healing wounds in the US because it'll probably be the death of PC culture, which is a lot of what's pushing these stupid impressionable children to go march down the street screaming that the world is out to get them.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:34 pm #196462

>trump
>healing wounds

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:39 pm

DemonFiren wrote:>trump
>healing wounds

Trump will destroy those with wounds and let the strong survive.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 8:23 pm #196475

We need a cyborg mariachi ninja to take him out, then.

I volunteer.

ShadowDimentio · Sun Jul 17, 2016 8:55 pm

Post by **oranges** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:08 am #196538

Electing trump is like taking the arm off to stop an infected scratch on your pinky.

Entertaining and should be made into a feature movie

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:15 am #196542

Electing Hilary is like taking the arm off to stop an infected scratch on your pinky, and then realizing afterwards that you cut off the wrong arm

Incomptinence · Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:21 am

Americans have the right to bear arms not have arms.

Now on other country savers news expect more delightful news out of the Philippines drug purge.
Even the stories about the journalists chasing the constant stream of judge dread style summary executions makes for a good read.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 6:59 am #196579

The philippine guy had a good idea, drug trade is made of supply and demand, if you can't attack the supply, kill the demand (the addicts)

DrPillzRedux · Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:16 am

BLM got btfo

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Incomptinence · Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:20 am

Glass the planet.

No people no problems.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:38 am #196606

Incomptinence wrote:Glass the planet.

No people no problems.

Fallout begs to differ.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:03 pm #196620

There are still people in Fallout

And those people are what causes most of the problems in it too

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:47 pm

I feel that Germany is responsible for Islamic radical terrorism. If the krauts didn't try to murder all the Jews we wouldn't have invaded SandLandia to install a Hebrew Rejewme and let them genocide Palestinians so much, then is Islams would be less pissy.