And non-antags with the fireaxe just go around smashing all the windows. As I'm repairing grilles, someone decides to snip all of the grilles. Then crowbar all the tiles up.
Note that NONE of these people were antags.
Is this ahelpable?
I really don't want to solve this IC because it's killbaiting to griff and cause a duckhunt.
Malkevin's guide to dealing the greybacked shitlers
Or how learned to stop worrying and love the bwoinks.
1. Call sec - they're unlikely to show up but 1. it might make the piss stain run off, and 2. atleast you can tell the admins later you tried to get sec to deal with it
2. As you're waiting for sec to never turn up, gather the components and make a stun prod. Cargo, robotics, and engineering are good places to ask if the primary tool storage is raided already.
3. Grab a toolbox or other blunt instrument.
4. Find shitler
5. Apply zappy stick to their gnads
6. Swap hand to toolbox
7. Apply toolbox to their skull three times
8. Swap back to stun prod.
9. Repeat steps 5-8 until griffon is dead.
10. Give body to chef or toss out nearest airlock, do not get them cloned - they will hunt you down and try for revenge.
As sec if someone makes a mess of my brig I'll treat them like a puppy and rub their noses in the mess, that is to say that if they expose the grilles I'll throw them repeatedly into the grilles. Usually gets the point across.
PKPenguin321 wrote:you dont even need the toolbox just toggle your baton and make sure you're on harm intent before the initial stun
Stunprods do 5 brute, I think
kieth4 wrote:
infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am
Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
Be kinda nice if fireaxe's could prise doors open similar to how zombies do, kinda make the atoms techs use of it more firefightery
Whatever
Spoiler:
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miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun
OOC:Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
Zombies can open powered doors, it makes a load noise when the process is started, takes about 1 minute, then makes another noise when the door finally prises open.
(Similar to large xenos IIRC)
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun
OOC:Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
As an admin, I wouldn't bwoink atmos techs for dismembering anyone breaking into atmos. It's already a high-risk zone because it's /atmos/
kieth4 wrote:
infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am
Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
To be honest, with how quickly you can fill the station with plasma, atmos is arguably a more dangerous place for people to break into than the armoury. I see no reason not to fuck up anyone who tries to touch the air.
On the subject of the thread, this sort of vandalism should stay IC unless it starts to become a serious problem. For example, a guy smashing open every brig cell multiple rounds in a row for the hell of it should get a bwoinking, a guy who smashes the decorative windows at the HoP line once should get a beating or brig time at most.
Spoiler:
IcePacks wrote:
MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
Reece wrote:Make atmos and engineering high risk areas so breaking into them makes you valid salad.
Feel free to chop up shitters who break into atmos with your axe
They disarm you, take your axe and decapitate you. It's valid/"IC issue". They take your hardsuit, ID, gloves and toolbelt, then go into space and smash the exterior windows. They're a non-antag.
I thought they were nerfed to hell. Or were coders threatening to nerf them to hell in the five minutes they were new and everyone was using them but then the novelty wore off and they went back to normal?
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Reece wrote:Make atmos and engineering high risk areas so breaking into them makes you valid salad.
Feel free to chop up shitters who break into atmos with your axe
They disarm you, take your axe and decapitate you. It's valid/"IC issue". They take your hardsuit, ID, gloves and toolbelt, then go into space and smash the exterior windows. They're a non-antag.
You should ahelp shit like that. Granted it is an IC issue. But they're a dick who ruined your round.
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Anyone who kills someone after breaking into a high-security area for loot is probbably getting a note, and you never know, it might be someone on a last warning for greytiding.
kieth4 wrote:
infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am
Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
pneumatic cannons got nerfed from 10 glass shard capacity to 7. With 10 they basically instantly killed people and the bleeding made it so that even if they recovered they'd still be fucked if they couldn't get blood.
It's still a great weapon but it's not insane anymore. I still recommend you build it if you know how to aim it. Will do like 80-90 damage to someone and will cause a retarded amount of bleeding and cause them to bleed into crit seconds later.
Spoiler:
Zilenan91 wrote:
Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.
Holy hell, this should not be this hard.
If you're a non-antag in this situation: If someone is causing space exposure without a visible reason (making a station add-on, starving a blob or trying to get into space to get someone or something), then if you care about it, patch it up. If they try to stop you, either attempt to non-harmfully pacify and/or call security or just for help in general.
If you fail and they attempt to and manage to kill you, submit a simple concise adminhelp detailing that you were killed by X for what you saw as reason Y. Don't expect an immediate response, the admin needs to first look-up each of your roles and then try to gather some context from logs and any witnesses. Near the end of the round, or during if the admin is talking in ghost ask what the verdict was. Sometimes admins forget to let people know or follow through, don't expect them to be perfect.
End Result:
If you're civil through this process, if the other person was actually a non-antag AND doing it FNR (or rather for no acceptable reason), and killed you or led to your death or otherwise removal from the round, chances are they will actually get punished and/or banned.
If they're an antag, they had free reign.
If they actually had a legitimate reason and you're being a stickler, then you got the punishment you deserved for making assumptions that led you to stop them.
If this is done when there is no security, then you have to decide for yourself whether it's worth it to oppose them damaging the station, or to simply increase your survivability in light of what they're doing (i.e. for this getting space suit & full internals). If this is done when there are no admins, try to take a text log and screenshot for evidence, use pastebin to upload the log and make an FNR thread.
The biggest thing to note here is that the admins are an active defence, not a preventative defence. If they can prevent obvious rulebreaking, sure, that's great. Most of the time, they can't- especially with how people like to play the game. And that's alright. The game is here for people to have fun, if you find that you no longer have fun playing SS13 on /tg/station, it's time for you to move on- not for the entire server to warp to conform to you.
It was fun for me once, and it stopped at some point, and I'm happy with that. I got some really good times out of the game, and rather than be bitter they're over, I enjoy that I got to experience it. If you can't get that kind of enjoyment out of SS13 as it is, maybe you should focus your efforts on finding something that actually will.
>not knowing that the forum location got changed because the old one was bombed
Nice to see there are newbies reading the forums at least.
Saegrimr wrote:
SuperElement wrote:starving a blob
What is this supreme meme?
I don't know if blobs are still in the game or if they even resemble the ones from when I used to play, but blobs used to be slowed down by vacuums and space tiles (can't remember if the cold was a factor). A great many people died to the strategy though, being that not everyone who came to fight the blob with lasers had space gear or even internals on.
>not knowing that the forum location got changed because the old one was bombed
Nice to see there are newbies reading the forums at least.
Saegrimr wrote:
SuperElement wrote:starving a blob
What is this supreme meme?
I don't know if blobs are still in the game or if they even resemble the ones from when I used to play, but blobs used to be slowed down by vacuums and space tiles (can't remember if the cold was a factor). A great many people died to the strategy though, being that not everyone who came to fight the blob with lasers had space gear or even internals on.
You know this is tgstation, right?
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
Wyzack wrote:Zilean was not trying to say you are new to the forums, he was pointing out that you necro'd a topic that had not been posted in for a month
I should have checked the year difference, my bad. Is something dead after only a month now? I thought being near the top even in a subforum was still considered current- it's not as though the SS13 community was ever as fickle as the public masses, right?
Wyzack wrote:Zilean was not trying to say you are new to the forums, he was pointing out that you necro'd a topic that had not been posted in for a month
I should have checked the year difference, my bad. Is something dead after only a month now? I thought being near the top even in a subforum was still considered current- it's not as though the SS13 community was ever as fickle as the public masses, right?
TG became popular around the time you left.
Most people are from that anal retentive place called reddit now as well.