/tg/Station 13

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	var/fuck_you_dir = get_dir(src, user) // Because fuck you...
	if(!fuck_you_dir)
		fuck_you_dir = pick(GLOB.cardinals)

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//Shit fucking piece of crap that doesn't work god fuckin damn it
function linkify(text) {
	var rex = /((?:<a|<iframe|<img)(?:.*?(?:src="|href=").*?))?(?:(?:https?:\/\/)|(?:www\.))+(?:[^ ]*?\.[^ ]*?)+[-A-Za-z0-9+&@#\/%?=~_|$!:,.;]+/ig;
	return text.replace(rex, function ($0, $1) {
		if(/^https?:\/\/.+/i.test($0)) {
			return $1 ? $0: '<a href="'+$0+'">'+$0+'</a>';

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//SPACE BEARS! SQUEEEEEEEE~     OW! FUCK! IT BIT MY HAND OFF!!
/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/Hudson

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////////////// I don't know who made this header before I refactored alcohols but I'm going to fucking strangle them because it was so ugly, holy Christ
// ALCOHOLS //
//////////////

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var/list/all_circuits = SScircuit.all_circuits // It's free. Performance. We're giving you cpu time. It's free. We're giving you time. It's performance, free. It's free cpu time for you jim!

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/datum/reagent/toxin/acid/fluacid/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
	M.adjustFireLoss(current_cycle/10, 0) // I rode a tank, held a general's rank
	. = 1 // When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
..() // Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

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new/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pastatomato(get_turf(H)) //now that's what I call spaghetti code

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description = "<span class='warning'>I feel a lot better, but wow that was disgusting.</span>\n" //when you read the latest felinid removal PR and realize you're really not that much of a degenerate

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	stack_trace("Ok, Look, /tg/, I need you to find whatever fucker decided to call qdel on a fucking lighting corner, then tell him very nicely and politely that he is 100% retarded and needs his head checked. Thanks. Send them my regards by the way.")

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//I will need to recode parts of this but I am way too tired atm //I don't know who left this comment but they never did come back

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//Aiming for 1.5 hours to max R&D
	//[88nodes * 5000points/node] / [1.5hr * 90min/hr * 60s/min]

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eatverb = pick("devour","nibble","gnaw","gobble","chomp") //who the fuck gnaws and devours on a salad

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if(!is_operational()) //you cant use broken machine you chumbis

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/obj/item/melee/touch_attack/fleshtostone/afterattack(atom/target, mob/living/carbon/user, proximity)
	if(!proximity || target == user || !isliving(target) || !iscarbon(user)) //getting hard after touching yourself would also be bad
		return