/tg/Station 13

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YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY.

Suicide
Succumb

>no dying words
would you happen to be a mime irl yakk

As an engineer I either build forts or install lights and camera's in maintenance while making backdoor deals with security for riot armor.

As a captain I give free shrugs and hope I don't have to do anything. I hope for the chance to host a mortal kombat even in the dorms with shotguns using live rounds, I'll probly get dinged for it but then again i'll play it safe and get pain waivers from contestants!

As HoS I upgrade the brig's cell to pain chambers, make a turret inside the cell with no room for protection form stuns. Uncuff the swine and leave him on arrest until his times up.

Anything else I'm a general nuisance especially towards asshats, people who humor me or even helps me on the other hand I go the extra mile to give them my aid in hyper competent mode. I value co-op <3

I escalate situations wildly.

usually i'll clean everything up in my department/general area and organize it. i hate shit being left all over the place

miggles wrote:>no dying words
would you happen to be a mime irl yakk

yeah ok lemme whisper my suicide note like some kind of gay emo baby before i leave the game like the big gay turd i am

whip out my futa cock

ERP, han be.

Recently, I make my char go insane.

Other times I'll try and RP a little more, maybe sit at the bar and shoot the shit with the bartender, sit down and have a proper meal.
Or as the HoP make Ian have puppies, because puppies, always gotta have more puppies. PUPPIES!

When I work in Science I try to find uses for the Test Lab. Usually I mass produce boards and components in R&D and turn Testing into my science bunker.

I tend to do the same thing to the Cargo warehouse.

One time I broke into EVA and lay down in there (on eff 3, where I was clearly visible). When Security pulled me out, I got up and lay back down inside again. This went on for 10-20 minutes until stuff happened and the shuttle was coming.

Cipher3 wrote:One time I broke into EVA and lay down in there (on eff 3, where I was clearly visible). When Security pulled me out, I got up and lay back down inside again. This went on for 10-20 minutes until stuff happened and the shuttle was coming.

Reminds me of a certain clown who got (gave himself) all-access just to climb into the brig office and lay down on the floor with a bedsheet. Crazy kid sat there for a while telling me stupid clown stories until a cult happened or something.

Every time I join mid-round as an assistant, I try to get EVA access and explore derelict. Why there isn't an official Salvager or Explorer profession is beyond me

Luke Cox wrote:Every time I join mid-round as an assistant, I try to get EVA access and explore derelict. Why there isn't an official Salvager or Explorer profession is beyond me

Because its basicly an RP job or one that isn't really always part of the game play.

Doesn't take too much ask the HoP to assign you such a job (if the HoP is nice of course...)

peoplearestrange wrote:

Luke Cox wrote:Every time I join mid-round as an assistant, I try to get EVA access and explore derelict. Why there isn't an official Salvager or Explorer profession is beyond me

Because its basicly an RP job or one that isn't really always part of the game play.

Doesn't take too much ask the HoP to assign you such a job (if the HoP is nice of course...)

There's some pretty sweet loot off-station though, and we could always add more to justify the profession. HoPs tend to be 50/50 about assigning it, since EVA is a sensitive area.

cedarbridge wrote:

Cipher3 wrote:One time I broke into EVA and lay down in there (on eff 3, where I was clearly visible). When Security pulled me out, I got up and lay back down inside again. This went on for 10-20 minutes until stuff happened and the shuttle was coming.

Reminds me of a certain clown who got (gave himself) all-access just to climb into the brig office and lay down on the floor with a bedsheet. Crazy kid sat there for a while telling me stupid clown stories until a cult happened or something.

Sometimes as clown I break into the captain's office, tuck myself into his bed and see how long it takes anyone to notice.

One time, as a mime, I broke into the bridge and put up a revolutionary/commie poster.

Recently, I've taken to joining causes. Such as clowns and mimes going on adventures.

Endeavouring to find the Medical RIG is also a noble cause.

Sometimes I cause slight trouble around the station. Like getting into the HoP's room when he's not there (somehow) and flushing things that are on his table down disposals.

AnonymousNow wrote:Sometimes I cause slight trouble around the station. Like getting into the HoP's room when he's not there (somehow) and flushing things that are on his table down disposals.

In one of my more "greytidey" acts I once broke into the HoP's office when they refused to do their job, disassembled everything and moved it into cargo. He came back to a bare office, not even any floor tiles.

Set the entire thing up exactly how it'd look in his office, just inside the cargo warehouse