Kavaloosh wrote:*unzips turkey baster*
*gently begins kneading on the bulb, with the tip of the baster aimed at the glistening flesh of the bird below*
*delicious juices splatter everywhere, and with a soft -pfbbt- sound, the baster is spent, discarded to the table*
*a ding is heard, the oven is done preheating*
*I pick up the tray, and start to place the bird inside its warm, cavernous embrace.*
*with a crash and a click, the deed is done, and the oven door is sealed. now, to wait, anxiously, for my delicious dinner to return*
does that answer your question