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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:43 pm
by Malkevin
Bottom post of the previous page:
Depends, might've been the father that was the native so tiny Asian heritage penis
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:24 pm
by DrPillzRedux
Malkevin wrote:Depends, might've been the father that was the native so tiny Asian heritage penis
Nope it's all recorded with my tribe.
>15 year old native girl runs away from tribe since it was shitty
>wanders around the wild for a while
>meets a trapper and he lets her live with him in exchange for work
>they marry a while later and live out their days
And no I look like a white boy not an indian. I think my native blood was 1/32 and my tribe only requires you to prove your lineage to register.
Actually it might be 1/16 I need to look at the paperwork.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:49 am
by Deitus
fell over and busted my head this morning, still have a headache and feel queasy. hopefully nothing major and honestly cbf to go to the health center on the other side of campus.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:53 am
by Deitus
finished playing through planescape: torment for the first time. pretty great game, but
also, electric guest is a good band.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:59 pm
by 420weedscopes
i woke up this morning to my dog having an epileptic fit
today he has had four, to my knowledge
took him to the vet to get checked out and he apparently had two more while they were trying to install an IV and take bloods
he came out on a stretcher and had to go to another vet that can provide overnight emergency care
he is under a constant feed of diazepam to settle what the vet called
a "cluster seizure"
i've had a cluster headache and that wasn't great so please imagine your entire brain lighting up with randomized electric signals causing constant and extreme pain very quickly
now please imagine that happening four to six times
now imagine spending a night under that constant state because that's what my dog is doing right about now
if he doesn't stabilize by the morning he will have to be put to sleep
he is 2 and he has yet to experience a christmas with my family
i don't think i'm okay
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:39 pm
by ColonicAcid
CitrusGender wrote:ColonicAcid wrote:this is where having aphantasia comes in handy.
never been able to dream under normal circumstances, the only time i can dream is when my malaria acts up real bad and my head is hot enough to cook an egg, and even they aren't that vivid.
before i knew i had aphantasia i always thought that counting sheep to go to sleep was a stupid idea because well to me it was just counting, there was never any sheep jumping around.
Wait what
I've tried lucid dreaming but I've never gotten any imagery. Though, my dreams appear to be more like just "ideas" as opposed to actual imagery. I'm also only able to remember the dream I had immediately before waking up.
Also I've noticed something similar as well when I'm sick with something: sickness in general seems to cause me to have some weird dreams and strange thoughts before I sleep.
Strange mind.
Yeah... I don't actually remember if I ever had dreams or they just stopped one day (I'm a very clumsy person so my head has been subject to multiple hits along my life) but I genuinely can't see anything if somebody tells me to imagine a beach. I obviously know what a beach is, I understand the concept of beaches and I remember beaches I've been to but when I'm forced to imagine one there's nothing. Same thing with faces... I can't actually imagine anyone's face, I know what my dad's face looks like but if you want me to describe him good luck because unless he's right next to me I literally can't see it. I want to reiterate though that I'm not faceblind. Recognising faces has never been a problem, it's just when it comes to remembering faces I don't have the minds eye to help me, I have to go through pure memory. That's okay for faces I see every day, but for faces I only see a couple of times a year it can be hard.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:11 pm
by 420weedscopes
he survived
i have cupcakes now
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:00 pm
by 420weedscopes
Luna, alaskan malamute
he bigg
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:16 pm
by 420weedscopes
CosmicScientist wrote:Aw, that's a fluffy breed. I've seen them on leads a few times in the past year. Curly wurly tail.
he's a big clumsy idiot that breaks something in my kitchen every day and i love him
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:27 pm
by ThanatosRa
DemonFiren wrote:
Thank fuck all of this got archived. The copy hosted on that one politics forum doesn't have all of them.
I actively wonder if these still hold water today. I forgot this existed until I saw it again here.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:18 am
by DemonFiren
Read this shit and find out.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:55 pm
by Ricotez
seems accurate to me
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:25 pm
by ThanatosRa
Troller is.... Yea trolling will never die. Someone will always take the bait. I'd link the picture but I'm on my phone at work.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:33 am
by Screemonster
ThanatosRa wrote:Troller is.... Yea trolling will never die. Someone will always take the bait. I'd link the picture but I'm on my phone at work.
reminds me of the old Critical Miss game Troll: The Provoking
http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue9/troll1.html
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:02 pm
by Malkevin
Finally landed a job with a decent bonus scheme before summer, should be getting 500 quid in my next pay slip.
Think I might finally buy a rift.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:27 pm
by DemonFiren
Ah, so you're Russian, too?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:13 pm
by Iatots
Nah we finally got snow too yesterday.
t. central europe
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:45 pm
by XSI
White slippery 'fuck the traffic' dust
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:12 am
by Deitus
tfw no snow yet in the midwest just like last year so we're probably in for an even worse drought than this year in the coming summer
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:47 am
by CitrusGender
Exams are very very stressful.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:25 pm
by Malkevin
My sister for some reason wanted a man necklace for christmas, so I remembered my old gold chain my dad bought me but I never wear because I don't like chains.
As I took it out to check if it was tarnished I remembered the other reason I never wear it, because it's really fucking heavy.
32g of 9 carat gold.
I started to wonder how much it was worth, so I looked on a few quids for gold websites and discovered its scrap value is over £300.
Well... she's only my half sister.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:54 pm
by PKPenguin321
Malkevin wrote:My sister for some reason wanted a man necklace for christmas, so I remembered my old gold chain my dad bought me but I never wear because I don't like chains.
As I took it out to check if it was tarnished I remembered the other reason I never wear it, because it's really fucking heavy.
32g of 9 carat gold.
I started to wonder how much it was worth, so I looked on a few quids for gold websites and discovered its scrap value is over £300.
Well... she's only my half sister.
You don't need a fat gold chain if you're just making a personal gift for somebody anyways, really it's the thought that counts
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:03 pm
by Munchlax
yo someone make watercooler 3 please
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:47 pm
by Malkevin
She's 14, she's gormless and well lose it (she managed to lose a leather jacket somehow not long ago), and we've never really gotten on.
So yes, one time dosh injection is worth it.
And yes I'll be taking it to a proper gold shop, once the price of gold goes back up (should be soon with bit coins ready to go down flaming faster than the Hindenburg)
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:46 pm
by 420weedscopes
only reason there's a watercooler 2 is because the first one had some Extremely Controversial Pictures and the entire thread got deleted as soon as admins knew about it
so no we do not need a watercooler 3
not yet
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:53 pm
by XSI
Do we want one?
Because if so there's a few pictures we can start posting
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:21 pm
by ThanatosRa
My dear old dog's quality of life is slowly declining. 13 is ancient... I have a feeling that I may need to intervene and grant her peace before the middle of next year, if not sooner.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:18 pm
by 420weedscopes
XSI wrote:Do we want one?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:41 pm
by Malkevin
Denmark has a penis drawn on it though.
Also, bought a Rift - 'only' £350 on amazon, £50 cheaper than their own site.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:24 am
by Screemonster
Went in for a haircut, asked for my usual - just a razor cut, nothing fancy. 5mm on the sides and back, 7mm on top.
The barbers I went into is full of greek or turkish or whatthefuckever, I don't even know. Foreign and vaguely eastern. I've had decent cuts out of there before, but my usual guy wasn't in. The guys there were fuckin' mystified at my request for a simple fuckin' buzzcut.
Guy was like , okaaay but how about... and... while skeptical, figured fuckit, let's give it a go. Side-parted it, trimmed it, did it with the scissors, great. Fringe looked a bit odd but he managed to make me not look like Adolf Hitler, so it was fine.
Until I got out of the shower this morning and found it was a cut that only looks good if you comb it a particular way and blowdry it.
long story short I just dug out my clippers, set the guard to maximum and just blasted the fucking thing all over my head. Clogged a couple of times cause it's only really a meant as a beard trimmer and now there's hair all over my sink but fucking hell
I need either a good set of clippers or a barber who'll take instructions without fuckin' arguing when I say I just want a goddamn razor cut. Fuck "hairdressers", I want a goddamn barber.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:33 pm
by Malkevin
Greek/Turkish barber?
How long did you have to spend to convince him to not shave your pubes?
Congrats on going skinhead, your hair will never grow back as thick.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:00 am
by Super Aggro Crag
I have a set of wahl clippers i use on my own head works fine
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:20 am
by Screemonster
I'm always worried I'm gonna miss a spot on the back of my head or something if I cut my own hair, or do something stupid like take the guard off to shake the hair out of it and forget to put it back on when I resume cutting, it's bad enough when I do it with my beard
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:27 am
by nsos
u could always have a mirror and just look at the back of your head
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:27 am
by nsos
this seems eminently not difficult to do at all especially considering all of the resources on line
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:18 pm
by ColonicAcid
can i get a uhhhhh low fade
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:36 am
by Screemonster
CosmicScientist wrote:>take new wrapping paper out of its plastic
>wrap present
>go to wrap second present
>see new wrapping paper is nearly done, as in there's not enough left to cling to the tube
>sigh and wrap second present
>look at hands
>shiny, grey
>run under tap
>comes off in black drips
If I wasn't dead tired I wouldn't leave until tomorrow repackaging presents.
ugh is this that wrapping paper that's made out of shiny plastic because I hate that stuff it's the worst
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:49 pm
by Malkevin
Glitter eh?
What's the matter, don't you want to look fagulous for Christmas?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:26 am
by Malkevin
It all returns to nothing
The bit coin value comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:00 pm
by Malkevin
I got over 500 for my bonus, taxman took 200 of that

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:41 pm
by Screemonster
Malkevin wrote:It all returns to nothing
The bit coin value comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:40 pm
by ThanatosRa
Apparently I'm getting liquor for Christmas.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:41 am
by XSI
A practical gift then
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:17 am
by ThanatosRa
What is the percentage of image files on the internet that consist of pictures of money and guns?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:38 pm
by Deitus
Can Europa Universalis 4 be pirated with all the dlc? Seems like a good game but fuck that pricing
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:53 pm
by oranges
hey everyone
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:36 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
hi
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:38 am
by nsos
eu4 is nto a good game people have deluded themselves into thinking coloring maps and occassionally getting popups saying your heir apparent got herpes and died is fun paradox games has published like 7 good games (pillars of eternity is not one of them) but battletech 2018 might be good
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:39 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
hi dude
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:49 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
hey dude
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:51 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
hey man