/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:51 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

jane sits where saiga sits and flings peas and mashed potatoes at ty and luck and all of the other nerds

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:58 pm**

Selene stands in a corner after thoroughly washing her hands, eating her entire meal with one hand while holding its container with the other.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:07 pm**

Nathanael forgets to eat while on shift, and then grabs the fastest non-gross thing and runs off with it when he remembers.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:34 pm**

Van doesn't eat all shift until he realizes his incredible malnourishment decreases his levels of fast and then obtains raisins, while giving anyone that approaches the tile near him the "one tile shuffle" while staying within reach of the vending machine.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:59 pm**

Above is the only honest answer to that question

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:06 pm**

paprika wrote:Above is the only honest answer to that question

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:35 pm**

Probably with the rest of the science crew while staring daggers at August.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:39 am**

Autumn sits in the outside area that only the 6th graders are supposed to sit there but she is in 4th grade. Her friends and her, although younger and more immature, are mischievous and can be a danger to make an enemy with in school, if you're not well-prepared.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:02 am**

Good news, you guys get to help me.

I'm going to start midly playing on Bay, because I meta friend with Secret, but I'm running into some issues trying to make August work in their lore.

When I originally created August I was like, 10, and in my own lore his company dominates half of the galaxy. Entire solar systems live in happy little bubbles where he controls the media, food, and everything, other systems are entirely slave labor, and it's all fueled by Big Brother esq monitoring. The only opposition to this monster is the freedom fighters, led by Laura and Clark Mcoy, dun dun dun dun sci-fi rif

In /tg/ lore, Finster Corp is just a really big company that bribes Centcom to stay in business. Owns 6 planets, pretty much all just slave worlds.

How can I make him work in Bay lore? I'm thinking about giving him a fake backstory, as if he's hiding who he is, but even then I can't have Finster Corp because of their reasons.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2014 5:25 am**

make him run a less superhuge business

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:38 pm**

I suppose I'll just crunch him down to his little side gig, running the restaurant chain The Igloo and being the suspected crime lord The Penguin.

If your character ran their own business/service what would it be?

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:29 am**

Rex's Sex Exchange. Don't let your Piece, get in the way of your peace of mind.

Chrys would probably be some sort of independent robotics engineer thingamajigger.

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:42 am**

Lovecraft wrote:I suppose I'll just crunch him down to his little side gig, running the restaurant chain The Igloo and being the suspected crime lord The Penguin.

If your character ran their own business/service what would it be?

Don't let Volker run a bar. He'll make things man was not meant to comprehend (or eat (or drink)).

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:52 pm**

Lovecraft wrote:I suppose I'll just crunch him down to his little side gig, running the restaurant chain The Igloo and being the suspected crime lord The Penguin.

If your character ran their own business/service what would it be?

You could go the Kenzie route which is shes from a ridiculously wealthy family and has inherited her fortune. Theres a lot more to her story but thats about the jist of it that anyone cares about.

If she did have her own business it would probably be a small robotics repair shop or maybe a nonprofit organization for silicons since she has the financial backing.

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:29 pm**

How is Volker negative ten years old?

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:28 am**

Your characters have too much money, makes it boring.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:02 am**

Molly is a dirt poor hippie so she rolls true jew jobs like HoP and QM

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 8:21 am**

is molly a girl now

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 8:54 am**

Molly is a gender fluid non-heteronormative crypto-kin. Check your privilege.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:42 am**

mollydakota.tumblr.com

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:00 pm**

0/10 effort for not making an actual satire tumblr page

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:29 pm**

callanrockslol wrote:Your characters have too much money, makes it boring.

This.
Rich people are boring as shit; You can solve all problems IC by waving your hand and saying "I'm rich lmao!". Characters from poorer backgrounds have a) Better accents b) Better life stories.
Anyway, does anyone else speak differently if they're in a head/security position? When I'm playing Frank as an assistant or botanist or some shit I speak with an accent but when I'm in a head role I speak without one because PPROFOFEISONAL.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:03 pm**

WeeYakk wrote:How is Volker negative ten years old?

well there is clearly one possible explanatWOAH LOOK OVER THERE IT'S AN UFO

but in all seriousness, someone might've edited the sec/medical report in the round you checked me

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:32 pm**

ColonicAcid wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:Your characters have too much money, makes it boring.
This.
Rich people are boring as shit; You can solve all problems IC by waving your hand and saying "I'm rich lmao!". Characters from poorer backgrounds have a) Better accents b) Better life stories.
Anyway, does anyone else speak differently if they're in a head/security position? When I'm playing Frank as an assistant or botanist or some shit I speak with an accent but when I'm in a head role I speak without one because PPROFOFEISONAL.

>Thinking money makes life so easy you can't possibly have any kind of interesting/tragic back story.

Not even kind of true. Everyone has a story even rich kids.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:58 pm**

A boring story. #firstworldproblems

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:12 pm**

>money
>not realizing nanotrasen stations are beacons of hope that have overcome the easily exploitable greed for money
>not realizing this is why the syndicates keep on trying to destroy space stations in case the idea of not needing money spreads

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:18 pm**

>No.
>They don't use money the same reason you don't use money to buy food in an army mess hall.
>You're getting company-sponsored basic needs.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:25 pm**

the station is, given the required amount of competency, almost self-sufficient.

We have vending machines- and we have staff who regard it as a rare pleasure to actually be able to cook food from things the station has grown and have station crew eat it. Miners will willingly go out to the asteroid like lemmings and bring back valuable materials to research for not much in return, if not nothing. Nanotrasen has somehow made money irrelevant on their stations with only primitive bartering markets set up by assistants every now and then.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:56 pm**

Mandurrrh wrote: Not even kind of true. Everyone has a story even rich kids.

Hello?
It appears I have walked into tumblr.
ahahaha let me just do a 180 and go back where I was my mistake.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:58 pm**

poor people are always more interesting all the time

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:33 pm**

Kraso wrote:
WeeYakk wrote:How is Volker negative ten years old?
well there is clearly one possible explanatWOAH LOOK OVER THERE IT'S AN UFO

but in all seriousness, someone might've edited the sec/medical report in the round you checked me

It's in your signature. It's 2554 on the station but your ID thing says 2564.
e: I was reading the expiration never mind I'm dumb.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:10 pm**

All other things equal, someone swimming in money is less interesting than someone who actually has to do their own personal work to fulfill their basic needs.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:31 pm**

ColonicAcid wrote:
Mandurrrh wrote: Not even kind of true. Everyone has a story even rich kids.
Hello?
It appears I have walked into tumblr.
ahahaha let me just do a 180 and go back where I was my mistake.

I can't even navigate tumblr....

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:15 pm**

if poor people are so interesting why is it that rich people have more wikipedia articles

checkmate x

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:09 am**

Mandurrrh wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:
Mandurrrh wrote: Not even kind of true. Everyone has a story even rich kids.
Hello?
It appears I have walked into tumblr.
ahahaha let me just do a 180 and go back where I was my mistake.
I can't even navigate tumblr....

too dumb to scroll down, more like mandumb

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:49 am**

Kavaloosh wrote:if poor people are so interesting why is it that rich people have more wikipedia articles

Because they can afford to buy wikipedia space.

Mandurrrh wrote:>Thinking money makes life so easy you can't possibly have any kind of interesting/tragic back story.

Not even kind of true. Everyone has a story even rich kids.

Enough money can solve any problem, literally any problem you could possibly have.

Batman could fix Gotham if he didn't have a thing for dressing up in tights and beating poor people up. Green Arrow could do much the same if he wasn't also an asshole.

If I had billions of dollars I would create the single greatest team of scientists the world has ever seen and have them solve the problem of me not living forever. Then effective distributions methods to end world hunger using a bunch of engineers and logistics guys. Then world domination with some PR guys.

Unless both your parents are shot dead or you blow your entire trustfund on hookers and blow your story isn't going to be that interesting.

Now poor people becoming rich, they make for an interesting story, like Lindsay Fox.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:07 am**

There's several lines in the code that hint at NT being a greedy, wealthy corporation, at least in the eyes of the syndicate. The syndicate are, surprise surprise, not exactly entirely all that bad since they're basically cyberpunk warriors taking down an oppressive megacorp

Spoiler:

Tl;dr everyone in ss13 is a bad person but clowns and wizards of course.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:26 am**

danno wrote:
Mandurrrh wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:
Mandurrrh wrote: Not even kind of true. Everyone has a story even rich kids.
Hello?
It appears I have walked into tumblr.
ahahaha let me just do a 180 and go back where I was my mistake.
I can't even navigate tumblr....
too dumb to scroll down, more like mandumb

Still mad I crushed your heart with the news of pap and saiga? Cry more bitch.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:31 am**

oh so its not actually tumblr here
its a middleschool playground

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:55 am**

miggles wrote:oh so its not actually tumblr here
its a middleschool playground

Spoiler:

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:42 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:02 pm**

unreleased pictures of SoS and the average #2 player

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:38 pm**

Chaotic good

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:57 pm**

In other news, the average age of a female character seems to be around 25 years of age, with the most common age at 38% being 17 years of age. Meanwhile, the average age of a male character seems to be around 35 years of age and around 75% of character ages lie between 17 years of age to 41 years of age. Perhaps as expected, male characters outnumber female characters by a bit more than three times.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:35 pm**

Man I don't even know anymore. I don't know you guys anymore.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:39 pm**

Alright, so.
How much does your character get paid?
Marshall doesn't get paid anything, since she's an assistant. Most of what she owns comes from things she's stolen from derelicts or during shifts.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:41 pm**

what's a salary

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:22 am**

Pay? I don't understand? We're not slaves?

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:51 pm**

Orange Juice Simpson is the result of a genetic experiment where an assistant fucked an orange. He is half man half orange and he isn't actually a blackman his skin is very dark orange. His nipples secrete orange juice and he is a force for righteousness and good on the station FACT: Orange Juice Simpson is more robust then Oldman Robustin and has beaten him in 1v1 before FACT: Orange Juice Simspon is the friendliest man on the station, friendlier even then Reed Glover FACT: Orange Juice Simpson has never broken the law.

Wise Guy is a clown he's a violent escaped maniac who wants to ERP with pretty lesbians on the station.

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:39 pm**

ThanatosRa wrote:Pay? I don't understand? We're not slaves?

Communism station 13

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:31 pm**

imblyings wrote:In other news, the average age of a female character seems to be around 25 years of age, with the most common age at 38% being 17 years of age. Meanwhile, the average age of a male character seems to be around 35 years of age and around 75% of character ages lie between 17 years of age to 41 years of age. Perhaps as expected, male characters outnumber female characters by a bit more than three times.

I tried making another female character after Laura, because by God if you remember Laura you know why she's gone, and it just wasn't working.
I don't know why, but I just can't think of any interesting female characters. I don't want to just have a cutesy generic bright haired uggu princess who can "hang with the boys" because she's rough and tough, but when I try and brainstorm nothing comes to me.
Bringing Finster into SS13 after ditching Laura was one of my better choices.

General Discussion wrote:Rich talk that I missed while running a summer camp

Is a "rags to riches" story interesting to you people, or does the character have to be constantly poor?
Finster was poor and lived in a Church in exchange for assisting there, but then his boxing career took off and 70 years later he's atop a throne of wealth he had to fight for.
He's tried as hard as he can to forget about being poor, going so far as to build his first factory planet headquarters on top of a freshly burned down Church.
Maybe he'd be more interesting if he was bitter, miserable, and alone, I don't know.

rosello wrote:Alright, so.
How much does your character get paid?

Finster works in exchange for a very reduced pay, which he insisted on.
Though he makes money selling blueprints, hand teleporters, Centcom documents and secrets, that sort of thing. He doesn't need the money, business meetings just bore him.

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