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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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[5:44 PM] Chocobro: yesterday i destroyed all of my guild wars slavegirl's armour because she lost in rock paper scissors
[5:44 PM] Chocobro: i'm the most evil mother fucker
[5:45 PM] Stillchr: wait
[5:45 PM] Stillchr: what
[5:45 PM] Chocobro: what stillchr
[5:46 PM] Stillchr: why are you destroying armor over rock paper scissors...
[5:47 PM] Chocobro: ok i'll tell you
[5:47 PM] Chocobro: the first night i saw her i lost right so i'm like "whatever" and continue my playing
[5:47 PM] Chocobro: next night she comes to me, demands rps to become my slave (???)
[5:47 PM] Stillchr: ...what
[5:47 PM] Chocobro: in a raid atm so half here
[5:48 PM] Wyzack: wait you ended up getting that slave?
[5:48 PM] Chocobro: i won the second time yeah
[5:48 PM] Wyzack: i thought they found someone else to be their dom
[5:48 PM] Chocobro: no sir
[5:49 PM] Chocobro: so i won the second time and i'm on the character that needs leveling so i'm like Okay I Need To Level Let's Do The Main Shit and she's like Yes Sir
[5:50 PM] Chocobro: end of that night i try and Dismiss Her and she says RPS For My Freedom also you win ties
[5:50 PM] Chocobro: and i won that as well so she decided to give me her istani armour
[5:50 PM] Chocobro: look it up it's the most slavegirl-looking one
[5:51 PM] Wyzack: i have a feeling they have no intention of winning those matches
[5:51 PM] Chocobro: same
[5:51 PM] Chocobro: story not done just busy
[5:52 PM] Chocobro: okay i died because i have to be the tank and the dps cool
[5:52 PM] Chocobro: so she doesn't log on for like five days right
[5:53 PM] Chocobro: now i fucking keep my uniques in my bank until i can sell em
[5:53 PM] Chocobro: if i can't sell em i salvage
[5:53 PM] Chocobro: i also kept her armour in there because i need space in my inv for sweet loot
[5:53 PM] Chocobro: so there's a fucking monk staff in my bank that i haven't sold for two weeks so i go to salvage it and misclick
[5:54 PM] Chocobro: salvaged her skirt
[5:54 PM] Chocobro: aka leg armour
[5:54 PM] Chocobro: discord lagging a bit
[5:54 PM] Chocobro: now she logged on last night and comes to me and asks for her armour back because it's cold (she travelled to me in the mountains, far shiverpeaks)
[5:55 PM] Chocobro: and i say Okay I'm Sorry I Fucked Up and admitted my mistake and said i'll buy you a new set
[5:55 PM] Chocobro: got her some super cool flameforged armour from droknar's forge
[5:55 PM] Chocobro: shit looks dope
[5:55 PM] Chocobro: got her to colour it red she looks god damn beautiful
[5:56 PM] K-64: IIRC the Istani stuff is the starter stuff, right?
[5:56 PM] Chocobro: the whole time she was in my party she was doing like /pout and shit because she lost her Favourite Skirt so i gave her a choice to either help me do this raid (short and simple one) or you can go off to kamadan and sell yourself for the night
[5:56 PM] Chocobro: yes
[5:56 PM] Chocobro: at that point she said "RPS for my freedom, if i win you buy me the istani skirt and i'm free, if you win i give you the rest of my armour set" and also said that i won ties
[5:56 PM] Chocobro: so i'm thinking okay fuck this bitch wants to dig a hole
[5:57 PM] Chocobro: so i agree to Winning Ties and subsequently won 3-1 ez game
[5:57 PM] Chocobro: she gives me the armour and at that point i'm thinking "she's looking for a cruel dominant" which i am not all about at all
[5:57 PM] Chocobro: so i decide One Cruel Action
[5:57 PM] Chocobro: i salvaged the rest of the set and gave her back the 14 bolts of silk that came from it
[5:58 PM] Chocobro: said "that's what's left of your armour, cherish your new uniform"
[5:58 PM] Chocobro: and she logged
[5:58 PM] Chocobro: that's my story of why i have a slavegirl in guild wars and destroyed her armour @Stillchr
[5:59 PM] Chocobro: https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Element ... tani_armor this is what she was wearing tell me she was asking for it
[5:59 PM] Chocobro: and this is what i got her but in red https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Element ... rged_armor
[6:03 PM] Stillchr: istani armor is cute...
[6:04 PM] Stillchr: but i still think that was mean
[6:05 PM] Chocobro: look bud i had to
[6:06 PM] Chocobro: one super mean action so she knows her place since that seemed to be what she wanted
[6:06 PM] Chocobro: like we kept doing rps over and over and she kept wanting to change the rules to favour me
[6:06 PM] Stillchr: i know...
[6:06 PM] Stillchr: but still...
[6:07 PM] Chocobro: i also bought her armour and kept asking What's Wrong the whole time
[6:12 PM] Wiznard: rip

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by PKPenguin321 » #269292

>turn on computer
>BRANGBRANGCLANGDANGBRANGCLANGDANGWRRRRRRRRRANGANGANGANGANGANGANGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCALNGCALNGBRRRRANGBRRANGBRANGWRRRRRRRRRR
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Post by Malkevin » #269356

Did it emit the magic smoke that smells of burnt toast?

Your PSU probably exploded, rest of your hardware should (maybe) be salvageable.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #269467

it's my PSU fan, PSU itself is fine
damn thing keeps falling off and rattling around but if i remove it then PSU overheats and PC shuts off
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Post by InsaneHyena » #270301

I have this part of some music track stuck in my head, and I can't remember which song is it from. I could have sworn it's from roundabout, but I've just listened to it - and no, apparently not. Reeeeee.
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I cut off all my hair
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So now you're a skinhead?

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Post by oranges » #270434

aren't you at university, why are your parents that far injected into your life? you need to start taking those responsiblities on yourself mate, your parents don't seem to have gotten the hint that you're an adult yourself so you need to make that very clear and let them know that you appreciate everything they've done for you but at some point they need to release the leash.

also yes I'll happily be a reference for any tg developer who wants to refer to repo work.
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Post by Wyzack » #270503

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ShadowDimentio » #270889

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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #271010

I'm really upset because my life is harder than anyone else's .
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Post by Ricotez » #271088

it's okay to be upset
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Post by oranges » #271221

ShadowDimentio wrote:One of our dogs is dying, FAST. She's gone from "has a rash" to "smells of death and is constantly soaked with sweat and trembling in pain" over the course of a few days. The vet can't see her until Wednesday but I sincerely doubt he's going to tell my parents anything other than it being time to put her down.
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Post by Malkevin » #271795

Finally watched Rogue One.

It wasn't bad, wasn't great - better than Farce Awakens anyway.
But I can't help but wonder what the original, war movie-like, cut would've been like, before Disney butchered it and reshot half the scenes to make it more kid friendly.
We'll probably never see a directors cut given that its Star Wars and was published by Disney.


The ending felt really janky, lacked proper flow.
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Post by Malkevin » #271806

Another thing about the ending...
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Did they seriously make the death star fucking miss just so the two main characters had time to make out before being consumed by an atomic explosion???
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Post by Ricotez » #272075

I love that
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they literally blow up the entire collection of the Empire's top secret data and research projects

with how tight security was there, I doubt they had backups off-planet
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #272253

I'm going to die soon.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by PKPenguin321 » #272255

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I'm going to die soon.
No crag stay strong man
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #272260

called it
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #272267

Malkevin wrote:Another thing about the ending...
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Did they seriously make the death star fucking miss just so the two main characters had time to make out before being consumed by an atomic explosion???
You shooting shit about Rouge One?
They didn't miss. That beam wasn't 100% accurate but it was still collateral.
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Post by Malkevin » #272327

But the first target they shot was bang on target
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #272337

Maybe then dude, I don't remember much, btw did you know who that blind Chinaman was? he wasn't a Jedi was he
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Post by Malkevin » #272343

No, just a man that had a steady supply of powdered tiger penis.
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PKPenguin321 wrote:
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No crag stay strong man
I'm tired
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Post by Wyzack » #272422

Crag you are too tough to die. Doomed to live eternal. A horrible curse.
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I got an fbi gaming chair for over half off. I hope it gets here fast, it looks comfy.
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Post by Qbopper » #273826

i got a fucking cold on MONDAY I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER WHOEVER DID THIS MY THROAT IS DEATH

in less shitty news: me and my friend started a "game jam", we're both notorious for not finishing shit so we're gonna make a game by saturday and compare

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After 6 days of constipation i am now permenantly melded to the toilst and i poop 1000 time
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Post by Remie Richards » #274121

for the 2020 Olympics the Japanese are learning spoken english... from Fawlty Towers and Red Dwarf.
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Post by Nienhaus » #274490

Maybe one of them will get mad and yell smeg off.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by PKPenguin321 » #274628

PKPenguin321 wrote:it's my PSU fan, PSU itself is fine
damn thing keeps falling off and rattling around but if i remove it then PSU overheats and PC shuts off
i lied my psu's shit it keeps randomly shutting off
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DrPillzRedux » #274639

my chair is still not here
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Lumbermancer » #275162

I've finally seen the Star Wars Rogue One, and fucking hell it was the worst thing I've seen in a while. It was a fan-tier trash. It was a Mass Effect 4 of Star Wars.

They took the mcguffin from New Hope and stretched it into whole plot fuck me. Who gives A FUCK how rebels got the death star plans. And there's so many fucking characters I don't care about. I don't even remember any of their names, except for krennick because he was an actual person who showed more than one emotion (contempt, anger, fear). I fucking laughed when any of them died. The funniest was that mexican in the shuttle who died like a bitch because someone tossed a grenade in. But when blind Chink started doing his shit I got angry. REMEMBER NEW HOPE? REMEMBER THE TRENCH RUN HOW LUKE TRUSTED THE FORCE? FUUUUCK.

And every fucking 10 seconds someone has to praise the fucking force. The force bomb is literally dropped twice in the first 5 minutes of the movie, while in New Hope it was said maybe three times. Literally retconning original trilogy because of the prequels. Fuck, I bet they gonna do it in that Han Solo movie, despite Jedi being a hokey religion.

Remember the protagonist arc climax in New Hope? It was Luke becoming a hero, learning that force was the real deal and shit. Empire? A duel with Vader, both with swords and words. Depth of the characters revealed. Return? Confrontation with Emperor, Luke doesn't get corrupted, helps his father redeem himself. Force Awakens? Basically the same as Hope, Rey learns that she is one of the force.

Plot climax in Rogue One? Two characters struggle for 40 minutes to get a ZIP drive with some pdf docs from a shelf, and then the heroine gets wifi online. Fucking kek. Who gives a fuck.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #275165

As I said earlier, I do wonder if the original shoot really would've been Dirty Dozen in Space.
Supposedly Disney ordered a lot of scenes reshot because they were too graphic and warlike for their intended kiddy audience.


I'm glad I didn't bother going to the movies to see this.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DrPillzRedux » #275263

my chair is finally here, I took the leg rest off because it hangs too low and rolls out forward, banging my leg.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #275397

Happy World Autism Awareness Day /tg/.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by PKPenguin321 » #275449

Stupid shitty broken computer made me miss April fools day pretty much, feels bad as fuck
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #275726

this was the april fool's joke for Wurm Online
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by XSI » #275978

>Wurm

Fuck I kinda miss that game
It was a fun time way back
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Qbopper » #275981

holy fuck WURM ONLINE

OTHER PEOPLE HERE PLAYED WURM ONLINE

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by XSI » #275988

Most people- They go in expecting to be great glorious warriors. Blacksmiths and miners.
Maybe farmers. Maybe explorers

Me? I went in and said
Fuck that shit, I'm going to be a leatherworker

And I was the only leatherworker west side of the pvp server for a good year and maybe more before I stopped caring and keeping track
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #276415

Wurm unlimited any good?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #276656

we're accepting people in Browanda if you wish to join the hell again
T19 Xanadu, make a new account and then use the portal to any Xanadu starter town, then /tell Mikesandy or Gobab or Erevorn that i sent you and they'll give you an invite to the village, at which point you'll be offered a TP here
sail here if you're a big boy i guess

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by XSI » #276755

>TP
is that teleporting?
What the shit happened to Wurm?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Qbopper » #276761

XSI wrote:>TP
is that teleporting?
What the shit happened to Wurm?
it's a one time teleport you get, it was put in place to help new players

they eased up on the noob experience
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Remie Richards » #277137

I feel displaced and unwanted.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by PKPenguin321 » #277138

Remie Richards wrote:I feel displaced and unwanted.
You're not allowed to feel any negative emotions official headmin ruling
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #277169

XSI wrote:>TP
is that teleporting?
What the shit happened to Wurm?
yes it's a one-time teleport if you say No or X out the window then you're walking across like eleven kilometers to get to our settlement
the meditating paths also give you a Teleport To Home every 18 hours, excluding Path of Insanity which gives you a Teleport To Random Tile On The Island instead
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