Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:30 pm #261376

Bottom post of the previous page:

DPD was meant to deliver my new computer today, but they didn't.

Cunts.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:21 pm #261599

[youtube]-7xvqQeoA8c[/youtube]
this is fucking beautiful and nightmarish at the same time
it looks a bit like a horse on unicycle roller skates

Remie Richards · Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:10 pm

Holy shit, that's the coolest one they've made.
I was always saddened how "real" robots tend to look dumb and not cool, but heck that actually looks nice too (besides the creepy "is it a head or is it a spider butt" dangling off the back :S)

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:52 pm #261661

It'll never be sold. The project is too much of a joke.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:57 pm #261711

Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.

Post by **Thunder11** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:11 pm #261721

Have the group pool everyone's money to buy a shotgun, take her behind the shed, no more cancelled sessions

Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:24 pm

Thunder11 wrote:Have the group pool everyone's money to buy a shotgun, take her behind the shed, no more cancelled sessions

the reasonable course of action

ShadowDimentio · Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:32 am

Alipheese wrote:Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.

I need some more deets, did your GM start dating your ex? Did you have a really messy breakup or is she just crazy?

Also >tabletopping in person

Roll20 master race

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:16 am #261847

Alipheese wrote:Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.

talk to the DM, idk if he's dating her or if she's just in the group or what but this is just entirely ridiculous

420weedscopes · Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:38 am

does she not know that d&d is an incredibly engaging activity that requires you're there at all times

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:59 pm #262086

You need to surprise sex her outside of one of these events, that will show her

TheColdTurtle · Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:28 pm

She wants your dick

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:35 pm #262123

Spoiler:

Sorry for blogpost, got all the info recently myself.

TheColdTurtle · Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:01 pm

TheColdTurtle wrote:She wants your dick

Also is she hot?

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:10 pm #262159

this sounds like it goes beyond just hating you, she might have some serious psychological issues

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:16 pm #262163

TheColdTurtle wrote:
TheColdTurtle wrote:She wants your dick
Also is she hot?

Back in high school she was a 5/10
Now with just appearance a 2/10. She's let herself go.

Ricotez wrote:this sounds like it goes beyond just hating you, she might have some serious psychological issues

probably. Gm's sister, her friend. Is a feminazi.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:17 pm #262164

Ricotez wrote:this sounds like it goes beyond just hating you, she might have some serious psychological issues

really, what the fuck is her deal, jesus

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:43 pm #262320

Alipheese wrote: Now with just appearance a 2/10. She's let herself go.

Thunder11 wrote:Have the group pool everyone's money to buy a shotgun, take her behind the shed, no more cancelled sessions

Remie Richards · Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:52 pm

I can't control my anger.
I'm fucking bearing my teeth and flailing my arms.
I bet I look so fucking retarded (more so than usual)

ShadowDimentio · Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:06 pm

What's diddled your doodle, Remie?

Remie Richards · Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:14 pm

Nothing much in particular, but I'm winding myself up about it.
I needed anger management help as a kid, I worry I've reverted back to how I was then.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:17 pm

Try to avoid stress, think about what's pissed you off and try to find a resolution that works for you.

Or go to a psychiatrist and pay a fortune for someone to yell at. I'd suggest the former.

TheColdTurtle · Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:18 am

Alipheese, why don't you just hold it at someone else's place? Then you don't have to deal with the crazy bitch.

420weedscopes · Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:38 am

TheColdTurtle wrote:Alipheese, why don't you just hold it at someone else's place? Then you don't have to deal with the crazy bitch.

this is a good idea

alternatively tell all the people that believe her that you're a virgin
they will laugh and then understand completely and suddenly be on your side

Remie Richards wrote:Nothing much in particular, but I'm winding myself up about it.

feel good soon rem

ShadowDimentio · Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:00 pm

I was in the kitchen talking to mom about how life has been pretty good lately and I was in a good mood.

The next fucking second I slapped my cup and spilled soda all over the counter.

WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:24 pm #263925

If anyone is in Boston during PAX East, I'll be there as a paid shill.

420weedscopes · Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:36 am

cat had four kittens
https://twitter.com/_phoenixbucket_/sta ... 0852577280

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:25 am #265507

Been filling out job applications and my work history got me thinking about my recovery.
Somewhere in spring 2014 was when I became an alcoholic. I've been struggling with it for three years now. Almost feels like I wasted three whole years of my life.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:41 am #266768

I went to a show and now I'm at home and I almost lost my glasses in a mosh pit and my stomach hurts a lil bit but I'm not sure if that's from the mosh pit or just me eating garbage at midnight but the show was nice all things considered.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:23 pm #266887

way back when I made a clone of unifrog for me and my friends to play but I used the gamejolt api and had issues so the project died, but I want to start it up again

the tl;dr is it's an idle game where you can buy hats and temporary upgrades that make you go faster, but aren't permanent so you have a reason to check back and "play" when they run out (it's literally just unifrog)

I need ideas for hats you can put on your toad (who uses a pogo stick, it's an original character donut steel)

current examples:

-reference hats, eg. Wallrunner Toad is titanfall helmet, Sneaky Toad is MGS3 facepaint + bandana, Robust Toad is a toolbox maybe?
-the Pogotoad™ Action Figure Beanie, a beanie with a smaller pogotoad on it that has its own distance tracker
-generic hats like a sideways baseball cap or american football helmet

i'm unoriginal so this is all I had

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:52 am #267352

Optimists always wonder why Pessimists are always so negative and assume we must be miserable cunts.

What they don't realise is that by being a cynic we're never disappointed when things inevitably go wrong, we just accept it, but when things do go right we're pleasantly surprised.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:21 am #267361

Malkevin wrote:Optimists always wonder why Pessimists are always so negative and assume we must be miserable cunts.

What they don't realise is that by being a cynic we're never disappointed when things inevitably go wrong, we just accept it, but when things do go right we're pleasantly surprised.

I used to be this way but it's less work to think "hey what if it DOES work out" and I find rampant cynicism obnoxious now

there's a big difference between realism and shitting on everything

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:22 pm #267370

Qbopper wrote:
Malkevin wrote:Optimists always wonder why Pessimists are always so negative and assume we must be miserable cunts.

What they don't realise is that by being a cynic we're never disappointed when things inevitably go wrong, we just accept it, but when things do go right we're pleasantly surprised.
I used to be this way but it's less work to think "hey what if it DOES work out" and I find rampant cynicism obnoxious now

there's a big difference between realism and shitting on everything

are you my mother?
because that's exactly what she told me when i was Malking at her

Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:08 pm

Malkevin wrote:Optimists always wonder why Pessimists are always so negative and assume we must be miserable cunts.

What they don't realise is that by being a cynic we're never disappointed when things inevitably go wrong, we just accept it, but when things do go right we're pleasantly surprised.

This works if you're just a spectator in something, but if there's a project that you're actively involved in it's often better to approach it with optimism because the cynic would just be convinced that it'll suck anyways and make no effort to making something kinda good.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:25 pm #267453

See, I knew you people would try to put me down, and I'm not disappointed

Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:27 pm

i've got an awful fucking illness and my nose feels like it has a leprechaun pissing out of it constantly

Screemonster · Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:46 pm

> night shift
> forgot to bring anything for dinner
> shut everything off when the running window ends, nip out to supermarket before it shuts
> walk past backpacker's hostel, there's a group of them in the doorway
> inhale
> snoop420.mp3

there was enough fuckin' dank in the air to hotbox outdoors I swear to god

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:01 am #267795

Malkevin wrote:Optimists always wonder why Pessimists are always so negative and assume we must be miserable cunts.

What they don't realise is that by being a cynic we're never disappointed when things inevitably go wrong, we just accept it, but when things do go right we're pleasantly surprised.

I wouldn't be cynical if I wasn't right almost every time I thought cynical things.

Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:08 am

XSI wrote:
Malkevin wrote:Optimists always wonder why Pessimists are always so negative and assume we must be miserable cunts.

What they don't realise is that by being a cynic we're never disappointed when things inevitably go wrong, we just accept it, but when things do go right we're pleasantly surprised.
I wouldn't be cynical if I wasn't right almost every time I thought cynical things.

Confirmation bias!

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:15 am #267805

Maybe, but if I were actually wrong about some of that stuff I'd be happier than if I were right

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:03 pm #268691

Car broke down so had to ride the bus today, been a couple of years since I last rode the bus in prime time.

I'd forgotten how many smelly bastards are on buses, there was a couple of moon god worshippers sat behind me that mustn't bother wiping their arses after having a dump because the only thing I could smell was literal shit.

420weedscopes · Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:26 am

[youtube]bE_8WfSAjJs[/youtube]

PUNISHMENT ROUND

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:32 am #268963

One of my housemates forgot to disconnect his phone from my roommates Bluetooth speak... while watching porn. One second it was playing soothing rainforest noises, then suddenly a girl screaming as she got fucked hard

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:45 pm #269003

Hey, at least it was normie porn.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:31 pm #269060

You don´t know that
All you do know is that it was a girl and she was screaming.

She may have been getting off to triple penetrated anal prolapse for all you know

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:32 pm #269064

That's still pretty normie.

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:33 pm #269070

At what point was "has a female" become our definition of normie

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:10 pm #269101

Not my definition.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:33 pm #269107

When our cucked youth all became closet homosexuals.

All part of the Jews master plan

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 4:46 pm #269135

Can confirm that it's one big conspiracy involving at least the entertainment industry: Mass Effect made me gay for turians and krogan.

420weedscopes · Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:45 pm

[5:44 PM] Chocobro: yesterday i destroyed all of my guild wars slavegirl's armour because she lost in rock paper scissors
[5:44 PM] Chocobro: i'm the most evil mother fucker
[5:45 PM] Stillchr: wait
[5:45 PM] Stillchr: what
[5:45 PM] Chocobro: what stillchr
[5:46 PM] Stillchr: why are you destroying armor over rock paper scissors...
[5:47 PM] Chocobro: ok i'll tell you
[5:47 PM] Chocobro: the first night i saw her i lost right so i'm like "whatever" and continue my playing
[5:47 PM] Chocobro: next night she comes to me, demands rps to become my slave (???)
[5:47 PM] Stillchr: ...what
[5:47 PM] Chocobro: in a raid atm so half here
[5:48 PM] Wyzack: wait you ended up getting that slave?
[5:48 PM] Chocobro: i won the second time yeah
[5:48 PM] Wyzack: i thought they found someone else to be their dom
[5:48 PM] Chocobro: no sir
[5:49 PM] Chocobro: so i won the second time and i'm on the character that needs leveling so i'm like Okay I Need To Level Let's Do The Main Shit and she's like Yes Sir
[5:50 PM] Chocobro: end of that night i try and Dismiss Her and she says RPS For My Freedom also you win ties
[5:50 PM] Chocobro: and i won that as well so she decided to give me her istani armour
[5:50 PM] Chocobro: look it up it's the most slavegirl-looking one
[5:51 PM] Wyzack: i have a feeling they have no intention of winning those matches
[5:51 PM] Chocobro: same
[5:51 PM] Chocobro: story not done just busy
[5:52 PM] Chocobro: okay i died because i have to be the tank and the dps cool
[5:52 PM] Chocobro: so she doesn't log on for like five days right
[5:53 PM] Chocobro: now i fucking keep my uniques in my bank until i can sell em
[5:53 PM] Chocobro: if i can't sell em i salvage
[5:53 PM] Chocobro: i also kept her armour in there because i need space in my inv for sweet loot
[5:53 PM] Chocobro: so there's a fucking monk staff in my bank that i haven't sold for two weeks so i go to salvage it and misclick
[5:54 PM] Chocobro: salvaged her skirt
[5:54 PM] Chocobro: aka leg armour
[5:54 PM] Chocobro: discord lagging a bit
[5:54 PM] Chocobro: now she logged on last night and comes to me and asks for her armour back because it's cold (she travelled to me in the mountains, far shiverpeaks)
[5:55 PM] Chocobro: and i say Okay I'm Sorry I Fucked Up and admitted my mistake and said i'll buy you a new set
[5:55 PM] Chocobro: got her some super cool flameforged armour from droknar's forge
[5:55 PM] Chocobro: shit looks dope
[5:55 PM] Chocobro: got her to colour it red she looks god damn beautiful
[5:56 PM] K-64: IIRC the Istani stuff is the starter stuff, right?
[5:56 PM] Chocobro: the whole time she was in my party she was doing like /pout and shit because she lost her Favourite Skirt so i gave her a choice to either help me do this raid (short and simple one) or you can go off to kamadan and sell yourself for the night
[5:56 PM] Chocobro: yes
[5:56 PM] Chocobro: at that point she said "RPS for my freedom, if i win you buy me the istani skirt and i'm free, if you win i give you the rest of my armour set" and also said that i won ties
[5:56 PM] Chocobro: so i'm thinking okay fuck this bitch wants to dig a hole
[5:57 PM] Chocobro: so i agree to Winning Ties and subsequently won 3-1 ez game
[5:57 PM] Chocobro: she gives me the armour and at that point i'm thinking "she's looking for a cruel dominant" which i am not all about at all
[5:57 PM] Chocobro: so i decide One Cruel Action
[5:57 PM] Chocobro: i salvaged the rest of the set and gave her back the 14 bolts of silk that came from it
[5:58 PM] Chocobro: said "that's what's left of your armour, cherish your new uniform"
[5:58 PM] Chocobro: and she logged
[5:58 PM] Chocobro: that's my story of why i have a slavegirl in guild wars and destroyed her armour @Stillchr
[5:59 PM] Chocobro: https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Element ... tani_armor this is what she was wearing tell me she was asking for it
[5:59 PM] Chocobro: and this is what i got her but in red https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Element ... rged_armor
[6:03 PM] Stillchr: istani armor is cute...
[6:04 PM] Stillchr: but i still think that was mean
[6:05 PM] Chocobro: look bud i had to
[6:06 PM] Chocobro: one super mean action so she knows her place since that seemed to be what she wanted
[6:06 PM] Chocobro: like we kept doing rps over and over and she kept wanting to change the rules to favour me
[6:06 PM] Stillchr: i know...
[6:06 PM] Stillchr: but still...
[6:07 PM] Chocobro: i also bought her armour and kept asking What's Wrong the whole time
[6:12 PM] Wiznard: rip

and that's the story of how i mind broke a stranger in Guild Wars