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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:04 am
by Armhulen
Bottom post of the previous page:
are you sure you're awake
i'm joking, of course you are. That dream sounds horrifying and I feel bad for you
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:28 pm
by Malkevin
Fuck me how do people use the garbage tier site that is reddit?
Why does it delete line breaks and squash all the text into an unreadable mess unless you do two new lines?
It even does this when you're trying to write a list, so instead of:
* Dick
* Butt
as you would on any well designed system you instead have to:
* Dick
* Butt
What a massive load of steaming elephant shit.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:17 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
non-issue
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:53 pm
by nsos
i dont hate reddit but as the years have gone on my browsing has been confined to more and more niche/hobby subreddits because trying to read or have discussion on the larger ones is... not good
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:40 pm
by Deitus
its snowing fairly hard here in the midwest, and the only coat i have is one with a furry material that attracts snow like a fucking lint roller, have to literally shake layers of snow off whenever i get to a class' building. hopefully it wont pile as hard as i'm hearing it is in other parts of the states though.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:02 am
by Malkevin
Deitus confirmed for furry.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:22 am
by Deitus
Malkevin wrote:Deitus confirmed for furry.
its not furry if the coat only has the cat-ears hood, it has to have the tail too for me to be a furry
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:46 am
by Screemonster
I'm pretty sure that wearing an entire wolf as a coat is more of a barbarian thing
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:04 pm
by 420weedscopes
my good boy Joe returned from the army
we gave him a wonderful welcome with some zombies
[youtube]BLfKZVjEe6Y[/youtube]
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:27 pm
by Malkevin
Woke up this morning freezing and my first thought was "oh cunt flaps, I'm going to have to de-ice my car again"
My phone said it was -2 but I look out my window to see it was actually clear, perplexed but content I did my usual shit > shower > breakfast > teeth > clothes ritual then got in my car.
Screen was a bit grubby so I gave it a quick blast of screen wash, the thin sheet of water the wiper left instantly froze.
Ended up having to deice my car anyway.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:21 pm
by Ricotez
My cryptology exam was a disaster too, it took me half the time we even had to perform the Pohlig-Hellman attack on a prime order 2^5, and then I completely lost track when I had to carry out the Baby-Step-Giant-Step algorithm on prime orders 23 and 43. In the end I had less than an hour for the remaining 4/5ths of the exam.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:31 pm
by Jacough
Chick I've been seeing introduced me to this series called the 100. At first I thought it'd be some tweenage shit but God damn it's good. Marcus Kane is officially my nigga and an unkillable bad ass motherfucker
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:17 am
by Munchlax
Ricotez wrote:My cryptology exam was a disaster too, it took me half the time we even had to perform the Pohlig-Hellman attack on a prime order 2^5, and then I completely lost track when I had to carry out the Baby-Step-Giant-Step algorithm on prime orders 23 and 43. In the end I had less than an hour for the remaining 4/5ths of the exam.
ik had dezelfde ervaring, allemaal de schuld van die vluchtelingen, ik zeg het je
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:29 am
by Ricotez
geilebeer wrote:Ricotez wrote:My cryptology exam was a disaster too, it took me half the time we even had to perform the Pohlig-Hellman attack on a prime order 2^5, and then I completely lost track when I had to carry out the Baby-Step-Giant-Step algorithm on prime orders 23 and 43. In the end I had less than an hour for the remaining 4/5ths of the exam.
ik had dezelfde ervaring, allemaal de schuld van die vluchtelingen, ik zeg het je
had ik maar op Geert Wilders gestemd, dan had ik me vast herinnerd hoe ik de Montgomery vorm van een Edwards curve moet berekenen
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:35 am
by XSI
Wilders kan de klere krijgen, niet dat die anderen beter zijn
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:58 pm
by Deitus
speak american you communist bastards
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:41 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
no, let them continue
i wanna see
where it goes
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:25 pm
by Jacough
> this fucking minigun
Why. What good is it doing mounted on the hood of the jeep?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:28 pm
by Armhulen
Jacough wrote:
> this fucking minigun
Why. What good is it doing mounted on the hood of the jeep?
>you have a jeep with a minigun
"EVERYONE GET OUT AND WALK"
what the fuck
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:13 am
by Deitus
LE NEW PAGE, SHE IS MINE!!
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:50 pm
by 420weedscopes
stop it or else
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:22 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
Deitus wrote:LE NEW PAGE, SHE IS MINE!!
is that sig for real
what kind of cuck hands out a ban like that
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:42 pm
by Deitus
A3STH3T1CS wrote:Deitus wrote:LE NEW PAGE, SHE IS MINE!!
is that sig for real
what kind of cuck hands out a ban like that
i get a lot of 'em like that, im used to it
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:29 pm
by Wyzack
Whoever designed that jeep played too much spy hunter. In real life putting a gun entirely fixed to the front of a vehicle is retarded. It literally would be incapable of aiming up or down and even aiming left to right by turning the jeep would be awful. Why not just pintle mount it in the passenger seat?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:26 am
by Whoisthere
Leaving Africa was a shit idea for us, as species, because now I have to sit on my ass in a cubicle in the middle of a frozen wasteland and listen to my colleagues cough and sneeze while I deal with documents titled "summary appraisal report" because I decided to leave my fucking comfort zone and become a fucking manager for a change because hey it'd be fun to see how cubicle wage slaves live and I remember I had broken ribs and that made air go into my thoracic cavity or someshit and I couldn't move without breaking into sweat from all the pain and I had to walk a bunch of kilometers and honestly it was great and I enjoyed every moment of it apart from those moments when I thought I should've just stayed put and waited for rescue or someshit but holy hell I don't know if any of you people do office work and if you do: WHY, just WHY, WHY FUCKING WORK A CORPORATE/COMPANY PAPER-PUSHING JOB EVER, I REMEMBER NOT EATING FOR SEVERAL DAYS BECAUSE NO MONEY AND IT WAS FINE, BUT THIS SHIT SITTING IN THE OFFICE JUST FUCKING TYPING SHIT IN WORD AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE SURE TO LEAVE AT 6 PM BECAUSE HEY HERE'S SOME URGENT SHIT YOU HAVE TO DO FUCKING WHY I'D RATHER BE HOMELESS SAC THAN THIS SHIT
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:48 am
by Whoisthere
I'm leaving come March (just in time to spend the money earned over the course of spring; I look forward to all the spring-time smells and warm wind and being able to spend 2 hours having my morning coffee with French pastries). I just can't drop my responsibilities and walk out the door (though I wish I could), people depend on me. Oh well. This too shall pass. Today I have judo and a long ride home on a public commute waiting for me. I'll read a book and eat junk food on the bus and be happy until 10 AM next day.
Man life is awesome as long as you don't let yourself participate in bullshit activities.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:16 pm
by DemonFiren
Martial arts are surprisingly useful at getting your mind off shit.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:11 am
by Whoisthere
DemonFiren wrote:Martial arts are surprisingly useful at getting your mind off shit.
Tbh I hate judo and only do it because it gives me an excuse to weeb out and wear my gi. If I could pick a sport just for fun and not for retarded benefits like IT'S SELF DEFENCE or IT'LL MAKE ME STRONGER I'd play badminton all day erry day.
Do you martial art too?
CosmicScientist wrote:Orange juice from concentrate is what the body ordered.
I ran out of water halfway through today and having a carton of orange ready at home is a treat.
>drinking liquid diabeetus
I hope in the future you will feel guilty about juice and lose enjoyment of life as a result
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:28 pm
by DemonFiren
Tai chi for me.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:32 pm
by Screemonster
DemonFiren wrote:Tai chi for me.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:35 pm
by DemonFiren
okay what
no, literally what
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:40 pm
by Screemonster
just reminded of one of the many shitty ZX Spectrum games I got bundled on the covers of magazines as a kid
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:51 pm
by DemonFiren
Bastards who programmed this probably don't even know the single whip.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:04 pm
by Screemonster
considering that they seem to be under the impression that tai chi involves a lot of jumping around on platforms and collecting items, you're probably right.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:27 pm
by Wyzack
Orange juice is the nectar of the gods anyone who thinks otherwise is a communist
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:01 pm
by Deitus
DemonFiren wrote:Bastards who programmed this probably don't even know the single whip.
i can do the whip
[youtube]JSuQZjPl2Rw[/youtube]
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:21 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Having problems with my Weiner. Keep having to pee at night. Makes it hard to fall asleep. Probably cancer.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:28 pm
by Malkevin
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Having problems with my Weiner. Keep having to pee at night. Makes it hard to fall asleep. Probably cancer.
Probably just a bladder infection, or maybe kidney stones.
Drink cranberry juice.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:00 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Malkevin wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:Having problems with my Weiner. Keep having to pee at night. Makes it hard to fall asleep. Probably cancer.
Probably just a bladder infection, or maybe kidney stones.
Drink cranberry juice.
I like cranberry juice but the plebes have ruined it with concentrate and cocktail and high frabjous cron sizzyurp
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:34 pm
by 420weedscopes
i was gonna write a big thing
about how i said bad shit to a girl i like and it went as poorly as you'd expect
but now i don't think i want to
just feelin empty for the first time in a long time
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:38 pm
by Wyzack
Sad
I will be around later if you want to vent your frustration on some fictional characters via murder
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:22 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Another rejection
Sittin here thinking about the odds of a fall from three stories killing me on impact
Not very good right?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:26 am
by PKPenguin321
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Another rejection
Sittin here thinking about the odds of a fall from three stories killing me on impact
Not very good right?
Dont do it
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:50 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Yeah pk I dont think I will there's too much chance of fucking up
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:00 am
by XSI
Yeah, thats a bad idea
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:59 am
by Deitus
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Yeah pk I dont think I will there's too much chance of fucking up
we need you here, who else is gonna be able to tell us what's up?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:08 pm
by ShadowDimentio
I got my wisdom teeth removed today. Had I not insisted that I get another xray scan before he started cutting me up I would only have had one removed out of the two and would have had to go back for more suffering.
Didn't feel any pain as he worked, but I could feel the force of him trying to rip the teeth out of my jaw and hear the crunching as they snapped free. It was awful, and now my mouth hurts and is full of blood.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:18 pm
by Deitus
ShadowDimentio wrote:I got my wisdom teeth removed today. Had I not insisted that I get another xray scan before he started cutting me up I would only have had one removed out of the two and would have had to go back for more suffering.
Didn't feel any pain as he worked, but I could feel the force of him trying to rip the teeth out of my jaw and hear the crunching as they snapped free. It was awful, and now my mouth hurts and is full of blood.
i got mine removed years ago, and it was fucking awful. the taste of constant blood oozing from throbbing holes in my mouth was only surpassed by the taste of the gauze i kept having to put in there that just became saturated with bloody saliva and squished like a fucking sponge whenever it moved at all
you have my condolences
in other news i somehow did very well on an exam i thought i was doomed to fail, and to celebrate went home and ordered a fight stick and some books (tao te ching, the vedas, and a book on chinese mythology). took another one yesterday that i think i did eh on and i should be studying for one now that i take in a few hours that im even more doomed to fail on. m-maybe lighting will strike twice r-right?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:23 pm
by ShadowDimentio
I'm actually doing fine now that I have the awful gauze out of my mouth, ate some icecream, and applied an icepack to my cheek. The bleeding has slowed down and the pain meds have kicked in, only problem is that I don't dare move my mouth much lest my wounds reopen.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:41 pm
by Deitus
ShadowDimentio wrote:I'm actually doing fine now that I have the awful gauze out of my mouth, ate some icecream, and applied an icepack to my cheek. The bleeding has slowed down and the pain meds have kicked in, only problem is that I don't dare move my mouth much lest my wounds reopen.
>ate icecream
absolute fucking madman
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:45 pm
by ShadowDimentio
The sheet they gave me of instructions say on day 1 to eat cool soft stuff like jello, yogurt and icecream. It was nice and soft and cool and got the taste of blood out of my mouth.