Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

[Malkevin]

Bottom post of the previous page:

Do you have to travel 5 miles a day to fetch water from a muddy river full of animal shit?

[Super Aggro Crag]

I don't feel bad. Fuck migrants. I hope they all die in their stupid shithole fucking countries. Pieces of garbage.

[Super Aggro Crag]

My friends husband died. I never met him but I feel bad for my friend. She let me borrow money when I had nothing to eat for a few days once. Her son died a few years ago too so now she has no one. I hope they're in heaven, or atlesst purgatory.

[DemonFiren]

So what do you want, sympathy?

Cos I can't bloody well send you money without most of it getting lost in transit.

[Super Aggro Crag]

Its ok demonfiren you're a good dude I'm just angry and lashing out. Having an outlet makes me feel a bit better thank you

[danno]

hope things get better crag

[Super Aggro Crag]

Thanks I'm really pissed off at this asshole who made me fill out an app to rent his condo two weeks ago and he has yet to call me back or anything fucking cunt.

[Super Aggro Crag]

Its hard out here. My old landlord needs to get cancer for there to be any justice in the world. White piece of shit.

[420weedscopes]

you know the guy who's not returning your call
just go and stay outside of his house for a while
eventually he'll come out like "hey don't sleep here" and you can reveal yourself as the spurned one

[A3STH3T1CS]

White piece of shit.

NIGGER

[ThanatosRa]

Dear god my sister needs to stop drinking. We were about to head back to the airport in Philly after staying at my Brother's place in South Jersey for Church service and party for my mom. She decides to start pounding back around mid afternoon after simultaneously telling me that we need to go to Jims on South Street in Philly so we can get real philly cheese stakes, and that we don't need to leave early and have plenty of time to do both with only 3 hours remaining before we have to leave. Her dumb ass got quite drunk causing us to have to do some small detours to keep her cigarette from burning the rental car, and then she had an embarrassing series of events that nearly got us booted from the plane home. Then. of course, she wakes up fully from her escapade when we were about 20 minutes from Vegas perfectly fine. You dumb bitch, you don't even know how close you got us to getting STUCK IN FUCKING PHILLY. You Stupid drunk cunt. The entire way she was belligerent too, which is unfortunately normal for her. Oh and the night before when I was trying to get to sleep, somewhat loaded myself, she kept trying to go outside to smoke in below 30 weather in a state of drunkeness that would have caused her to keel over and probably die in the cold. I was arguing with her to just smoke in the bathroom with the fan on like my sister in law does. She ended up doing neither, passed out on the floor.

I and either putting a moratorium on her drinking the days of transit if I travel with her again, or simply never travelling with her again. Probably the latter because the blacked out bitch will never realize what she put us through or accept responsibility for it. We lost both our parents within 11 months. But I've been a functioning adult. I dread the days I have to tell my niece what her mother was like when she was young.

[Malkevin]

We live in an era of video cameras on cell phones.

[Digdugxx]

nice draw friend

[Super Aggro Crag]

Dear god my sister needs to stop drinking. We were about to head back to the airport in Philly after staying at my Brother's place in South Jersey for Church service and party for my mom. She decides to start pounding back around mid afternoon after simultaneously telling me that we need to go to Jims on South Street in Philly so we can get real philly cheese stakes, and that we don't need to leave early and have plenty of time to do both with only 3 hours remaining before we have to leave. Her dumb ass got quite drunk causing us to have to do some small detours to keep her cigarette from burning the rental car, and then she had an embarrassing series of events that nearly got us booted from the plane home. Then. of course, she wakes up fully from her escapade when we were about 20 minutes from Vegas perfectly fine. You dumb bitch, you don't even know how close you got us to getting STUCK IN FUCKING PHILLY. You Stupid drunk cunt. The entire way she was belligerent too, which is unfortunately normal for her. Oh and the night before when I was trying to get to sleep, somewhat loaded myself, she kept trying to go outside to smoke in below 30 weather in a state of drunkeness that would have caused her to keel over and probably die in the cold. I was arguing with her to just smoke in the bathroom with the fan on like my sister in law does. She ended up doing neither, passed out on the floor.

I and either putting a moratorium on her drinking the days of transit if I travel with her again, or simply never travelling with her again. Probably the latter because the blacked out bitch will never realize what she put us through or accept responsibility for it. We lost both our parents within 11 months. But I've been a functioning adult. I dread the days I have to tell my niece what her mother was like when she was young.

I'm sorry Ra man siblings are the worst

My piece of shit brother is unemployed and he spends all day shitting his pants while playing dota and overwatch. He used to shit in the bath tub 24/7 because he refuses to learn how to wipe his own ass he just sprays water on it.

[calzilla1]

Dear god my sister needs to stop drinking. We were about to head back to the airport in Philly after staying at my Brother's place in South Jersey for Church service and party for my mom. She decides to start pounding back around mid afternoon after simultaneously telling me that we need to go to Jims on South Street in Philly so we can get real philly cheese stakes, and that we don't need to leave early and have plenty of time to do both with only 3 hours remaining before we have to leave. Her dumb ass got quite drunk causing us to have to do some small detours to keep her cigarette from burning the rental car, and then she had an embarrassing series of events that nearly got us booted from the plane home. Then. of course, she wakes up fully from her escapade when we were about 20 minutes from Vegas perfectly fine. You dumb bitch, you don't even know how close you got us to getting STUCK IN FUCKING PHILLY. You Stupid drunk cunt. The entire way she was belligerent too, which is unfortunately normal for her. Oh and the night before when I was trying to get to sleep, somewhat loaded myself, she kept trying to go outside to smoke in below 30 weather in a state of drunkeness that would have caused her to keel over and probably die in the cold. I was arguing with her to just smoke in the bathroom with the fan on like my sister in law does. She ended up doing neither, passed out on the floor.

I and either putting a moratorium on her drinking the days of transit if I travel with her again, or simply never travelling with her again. Probably the latter because the blacked out bitch will never realize what she put us through or accept responsibility for it. We lost both our parents within 11 months. But I've been a functioning adult. I dread the days I have to tell my niece what her mother was like when she was young.

D-did you... give her the D yet?

[ColonicAcid]

Once you're drunk nothing will stop you from smoking bruh you should know this.

And when your drunk it also means that obviously you gotta care about the well being of the house so you gotta SMOKE outside.

[Deitus]

Dear god my sister needs to stop drinking. We were about to head back to the airport in Philly after staying at my Brother's place in South Jersey for Church service and party for my mom. She decides to start pounding back around mid afternoon after simultaneously telling me that we need to go to Jims on South Street in Philly so we can get real philly cheese stakes, and that we don't need to leave early and have plenty of time to do both with only 3 hours remaining before we have to leave. Her dumb ass got quite drunk causing us to have to do some small detours to keep her cigarette from burning the rental car, and then she had an embarrassing series of events that nearly got us booted from the plane home. Then. of course, she wakes up fully from her escapade when we were about 20 minutes from Vegas perfectly fine. You dumb bitch, you don't even know how close you got us to getting STUCK IN FUCKING PHILLY. You Stupid drunk cunt. The entire way she was belligerent too, which is unfortunately normal for her. Oh and the night before when I was trying to get to sleep, somewhat loaded myself, she kept trying to go outside to smoke in below 30 weather in a state of drunkeness that would have caused her to keel over and probably die in the cold. I was arguing with her to just smoke in the bathroom with the fan on like my sister in law does. She ended up doing neither, passed out on the floor.

I and either putting a moratorium on her drinking the days of transit if I travel with her again, or simply never travelling with her again. Probably the latter because the blacked out bitch will never realize what she put us through or accept responsibility for it. We lost both our parents within 11 months. But I've been a functioning adult. I dread the days I have to tell my niece what her mother was like when she was young.

I'm sorry Ra man siblings are the worst

My piece of shit brother is unemployed and he spends all day shitting his pants while playing dota and overwatch. He used to shit in the bath tub 24/7 because he refuses to learn how to wipe his own ass he just sprays water on it.

i could go into a really long rant about all the shit my brother did but suffice to say i third this

[Armhulen]

discord owner got extremely mad at me because I said something sarcastic to his e-girlfriend, so he removed my ability to talk in any voice chat and type in any text chat

it's a living~

[DemonFiren]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Armhulen]

i actually did take pictures, once i have time to clear out names i'll post it.

i forgot where to find the dream journal so i'll say it here. I actually had a nightmare where I got a lot of shit for posting this, and people were trying to find and kill me for it. What the hell

[DemonFiren]

>he doesn't forum search
>he doesn't post in MY THREAD

[Armhulen]

Forum search is incredibly hard to use, and at this point I give up.

It doesn't prioritize thread titles.

It can have multiple results from the same thread.

it has a long ass cooldown on searching more than once

you can't edit your search, you have to get ^ the ^ cooldown ^ before you can search again

literally made to drive me insane

[DemonFiren]

Or just go to off topic and CTRL-F through the first three pages.

[XSI]

Or just give no shits and make a new thread, then wait for someone to get pissed and link you to the right thread in there.

[Armhulen]

after awhile I got lazy but lizards btfo

Spoiler:

[Armhulen]

the lizard group or a lizard group

no but really they aren't but these guys argue with me every day so this isn't a big woop, they'll get over it eventually

[A3STH3T1CS]

after awhile I got lazy but lizards btfo

Spoiler:

I got banned by anon for not knowing Remie's whole fiasco. Shitposter horse.

[Armhulen]

not anons discord, sorry no drama to be found here

[420weedscopes]

flaccid

[Remie Richards]

after awhile I got lazy but lizards btfo

Spoiler:

I got banned by anon for not knowing Remie's whole fiasco. Shitposter horse.

I'm sorry, but how is my existence/situation a fiasco?

[imblyings]

because there are better pokegirl npcs

[Remie Richards]

because there are better pokegirl npcs

wow I've never been so insulted in my life ausops
go to your room.

[imblyings]

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[Remie Richards]

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I said go to your room not evolve into a higher creature, you don't even need anymore eyes any way four-eyes!

[imblyings]

.^)

[420weedscopes]

stop that mister

[Qbopper]

So I guess I'm a trialmin now? This shit has happened really fast, the other week i was shitposting as a detective and now I'm shitposting as an admin

I'm still not sure if I'm excited or worried, to be honest, but I figure if i just do my best to do what I was doing as a player and keep that mentality as an admin ill be fine

Also sorry if watercooler isn't such a great place to bring this up, just haven't actually processed the situation or talked to anyone about it yet

[Super Aggro Crag]

I'm sad

[Deitus]

i had probably the weirdest and most terrifying set of dreams last night, ill try and relate it here. could be a bit text-wally, and i dont remember all of it perfectly, but

so i live in my single-person dorm in college and i have it so my bunked bed is next to a book shelf, and since im too tall for the bed i usually hang my feet off the end towards the window and i sleep in a way that i put my arm underneath my pillow, which i usually rest on the top of the bookshelf. i had come back from home the previous day where i just sleep in a normal room and whatnot

i cant remember exactly all of what happened, but this took place over the course of probably over a little more than 3 hours, as i woke up at 7, then decided to sleep in until 10:30. i ended up just getting up at 10:25 because i was honestly not sure whether i was still dreaming or not (makes sense as i go on)

so i crawl back into my bed like a lazyass at 7am, and i keep drifting in and out of sleep. i kind of get in between where its like, im barely awake but i know im gonna fall asleep soon anyway so i just chill until i fully fall asleep. finally i get some weird dream where im playing overwatch as ana on volskaya, but both teams just start messing around, and somehow i have complete bodily control over the character. so an enemy roadhog starts messing around with me and we both do the sumo thing where we lift our feet really high in the air and stomp them, and i remember doing the "ok" thumb and forefinger sign, but then it got into some weird thing where i fell into a hole, turned into plankton from spongebob, and was trying to avoid getting stabbed by some wooden stick or something, and i was desperately trying to dig away from it.

thats when i "woke up" to my mother telling me to get out of bed, and i started to, but then i kind of foggily thought "wait im in college" and drifted back to "sleep" wondering why i had heard her. i think next i wandered around outside my house for a while, and i "woke up" again and was groggily wondering what time it was, looking at the window to gague the brightness and the time thereof. i saw a few bugs on the curtain but didnt think anything of it, but then i was like "wait is that normal?" and i kinda wobbled by bookshelf a bit, and then somehow it slo-mo tipped over along with my bed (???) and on the way down im just groggily thinking "hey thats not right i think?" and then it slo-mo goes back up. so now im like "oh im still sleeping" and i chill again.

i remember "waking up" a couple of times more, each time thinking "am i sure i set my alarm right it seems like ive been sleeping forever" and each time drifting back "to sleep," but the next one that stands out to me in particular was "waking" and looking at the window to gauge light/time, and seeing just a SHITTON of bugs on it. like not even funny, a whole bunch of smaller ant-like things and some bigger ones eating them, and smaller ones trying to ride the back of the big ones and bring them down. i was just like "ehhh the bugs are getting a bit out of hand," so i somehow walk out my dorm window which somehow leads to my home's backyard, where there's a bug exterminator working. i dont think why he's there or anything and tell him about the problem, and he says he'll take care of it. for some reason at this point im under the impression im still awake, and i tell the dude that my dorm is in [city where my college is], which is a little ways from [my house], and he gives me this strange look and asks how he's supposed to get there. so i call my mother out and ask her if she'd mind giving me a ride back up to my dorm since my car is out of gas, and she's like "sure" and talks to the guy before leading me out into the street.

so we're out in the street and she suddenly pulls out this wheelbarrow and is like "okay get inside," and i fully realize that im dreaming, so i start doing this thing where i imagine myself waking up (this usually works for waking me up when i realize i'm dreaming), but the bug exterminator and something else (maybe my mother? i forget) turn into these weird demon type things that look really strange, like they're really terrifying but they have this weird crayon-like texture, and they're telling me that i wont be able to wake up, that its useless, and how they're gonna torture me and keep me alive in order to keep torturing me, and im desperately trying to wake up at this point, but i cant seem to finish the image, so i start booking it, and i somehow find a dark space--i think i climbed under the wheelbarrow? im not sure -- and then i wake up. so i bolt down the ladder and check my phone to see what time it is, and its 10:25, and i start bolting to the dorm showers to see if im actually awake this time, which after the shower im fairly convinced i am.

typing this all out it doesnt seem that scary compared to other dreams i've had, but just the really weird way i kept waking up or "waking up," and how i couldnt tell the difference and therefore dont know which parts were actually the dream, coupled with the weird parts i remember thinking back on it like how my bookshelf had a desk portion to it and shit, and how i didnt realize that was weird and off at the time...its just, really really unnerving and strange to me, and just creeps me the fuck out thinking on it which makes it so terrifying to me

i dont know fams, it was some druggy shit and i've never done anything harder than fucking aspirin. really hoping that kind of shit never happens again

[Armhulen]

are you sure you're awake







i'm joking, of course you are. That dream sounds horrifying and I feel bad for you

[Malkevin]

Fuck me how do people use the garbage tier site that is reddit?

Why does it delete line breaks and squash all the text into an unreadable mess unless you do two new lines?
It even does this when you're trying to write a list, so instead of:
* Dick
* Butt
as you would on any well designed system you instead have to:

* Dick

* Butt

What a massive load of steaming elephant shit.

[A3STH3T1CS]

non-issue

[nsos]

i dont hate reddit but as the years have gone on my browsing has been confined to more and more niche/hobby subreddits because trying to read or have discussion on the larger ones is... not good

[Deitus]

its snowing fairly hard here in the midwest, and the only coat i have is one with a furry material that attracts snow like a fucking lint roller, have to literally shake layers of snow off whenever i get to a class' building. hopefully it wont pile as hard as i'm hearing it is in other parts of the states though.

[Malkevin]

Deitus confirmed for furry.

[Deitus]

Deitus confirmed for furry.

its not furry if the coat only has the cat-ears hood, it has to have the tail too for me to be a furry

[Screemonster]

I'm pretty sure that wearing an entire wolf as a coat is more of a barbarian thing

[420weedscopes]

my good boy Joe returned from the army
we gave him a wonderful welcome with some zombies
[youtube]BLfKZVjEe6Y[/youtube]

[Malkevin]

Woke up this morning freezing and my first thought was "oh cunt flaps, I'm going to have to de-ice my car again"
My phone said it was -2 but I look out my window to see it was actually clear, perplexed but content I did my usual shit > shower > breakfast > teeth > clothes ritual then got in my car.

Screen was a bit grubby so I gave it a quick blast of screen wash, the thin sheet of water the wiper left instantly froze.
Ended up having to deice my car anyway.

[Ricotez]

My cryptology exam was a disaster too, it took me half the time we even had to perform the Pohlig-Hellman attack on a prime order 2^5, and then I completely lost track when I had to carry out the Baby-Step-Giant-Step algorithm on prime orders 23 and 43. In the end I had less than an hour for the remaining 4/5ths of the exam.

[Jacough]

Chick I've been seeing introduced me to this series called the 100. At first I thought it'd be some tweenage shit but God damn it's good. Marcus Kane is officially my nigga and an unkillable bad ass motherfucker