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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:59 pm
by Whoisthere

Bottom post of the previous page:

I don't know I mean
Spoiler:
Your side of the story: After reading the rules, I decided that I was perfectly ready to accept whatever strange deviancy came my way if I did not specify my preferences. Therefore, I wrote a small reference to the game "Dwarf Fortress" in line with my name and dwarven character, "Urist likes furries for their degenerate nature.". The admin in question appeared to take offense to this and asked me to change it, I obliged and changed it to "Urist likes furries for their entirely non-degenerate nature." This statement keeps in line with the reference I mentioned prior, but is a complete reversal on the previous statement that offended dhaeleena. However, even in light of my certainty I still asked for confirmation that this was OK? Instead of getting a response to my question, I got "Are you serious", I assured them I was and was then promptly banned (rudely my request for confirmation was never answered).
Why you think you should be unbanned: I was asked to appeal this when I "decide to stop playing smart" (dhaeleena's decision that I was "being smart" is very subjective), and while I have no intention of being a dimwit per say I am in fact fine with changing my OOC text to something more appropriate, of course I do not understand why the OOC text I wrote before OR are after was inappropriate aside from offending someone personally for which I am DEEPLY sorry for any grievous trauma I may have inflicted upon your poor soul, god bless. As such I would like to request to be unbanned and change my OOC text once again, I will accept any guidelines provided for me and hope that I may have another chance to contribute the finest dwarven ores to the station and its desperate crew.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:45 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
Can we purge the local degenerates

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:58 pm
by 420weedscopes
i tried out Harry Potter RP
estimated download time: 25 minutes (why did i download Shay from AC: Rogue is vastly beyond me)
estimated play time: 5 minutes

i spawned and my good boy Erik was already in waiting for me
he told me to change my name to Something Nibbles and i did since the server immediately faced me with a CHANGE UR FUCKIN NAME box
you start in a little winter courtyard, move forward and you're in the main hall
the great hall is on the left with a big 'COME HERE FOR HOUSES' sign
now there's a tiny, maybe three or four feet hallway before you're actually In The Hall
in that hallway is a sign plastered in colours and rules of shit to do with just renaming yourself (why was this not at the spawn)
so i'm reading through it because me and erik don't wanna get super banned already
erik gets frozen. i get frozen. a temp admin runs up and yells, of course in text chat, CHANGE UR NAME FUCKERS(sic)
i ask why he does not respond
a full admin comes along and asks us to change our names actually politely
erik says 'thanks for actually being polite also why should we we're still getting in'
erik is then banned by the temp admin with the full admin watching
erik has been banned for 7 days because his last name was Nibbles

Nibbles.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:19 pm
by Whoisthere
I went to a place that does MMA and has a gym to ask if I can do judo + boxing and use their gym and instead the instructors kept telling me I need to do muay thai because if some drug addicts attack me on the street I won't be able to protect myself without muay thai because the addicts will lowkick me and I won't be able to do anything to which I replied well how about this throw for instance and the instructors said well let's not imagine hypothetical scenarios here ok? Then they kept telling me I can't use their gym because there's two types of muscle fibers if you lift you'll get parasite muscle just look at the rhino and at the cheetah or look at MMA all the people there are lean ok? Then the older instructor told me that okay if I pay the younger one will give me a steroid plan and some roids to which both me and the younger instructor said "no". Then I went for a free session which was pretty great and then the older instructor kept asking me if I do heroin. I'm probably not going back to that place again.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:22 pm
by calzilla1
Just had a dump truck flip over on the high way right next to us

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:24 pm
by Whoisthere
Should've just stayed home drinking beer and playing ss13 tbh.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:36 pm
by captain sawrge
Dear diary today I hate my job!!

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:44 pm
by Whoisthere
calzilla1 wrote:Just had a dump truck flip over on the high way right next to us
This sounds like a fun and uplifting experience.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:41 pm
by calzilla1
I was on me way to mag fest

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:54 am
by A3STH3T1CS
an actual cuck (open relationship) on facebook tried giving me the business because he found out I got him banned for a month.

it didn't bother me at first until i rolled through his albums and shit and figured out he's probably just some highschooler.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:58 am
by A3STH3T1CS
Because I can.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:44 pm
by Deitus
>buy $250 meme fightstick for ps4
>get it over winter break
>cant wait to get back to my dorm and use this thing
>get back today, set that shit up asap
>it doesnt work
>look up solutions online
>find people that had similar problems and had to get replacements
>now have to replace mine

ffffffffffffffuck mmmmmmmmmmmmme

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:45 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
What's your PSN, dm that shit

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:27 am
by Deitus
A3STH3T1CS wrote:What's your PSN, dm that shit
im already getting one for free but its still a pain to have to mail the old one back

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:39 pm
by ColonicAcid
holidays are over so im back in plymouth working on my stupid fuckin experiment thats not working properly and im going to have an aneurysm trying to figure out why

on the other hand packers fucking memed on NEO YAWK so thats good.

i fell asleep after the hail mary pass by a-rod and woke up to seeing that packers both won AND odell punched a hole in the wall. the double whammy holy shit good day.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 1:11 am
by Drynwyn
Watched a guy in a jeep run a red light for jesus.

He went straight through a red light and a mile later pulled off into a church

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:58 pm
by Remie Richards
Walked passed a busker playing Escape From the City.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:01 pm
by Wyzack
was he singing in his best impression of a RADICAL TOTALLY COOL fifteen year old vocalist as well?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:14 pm
by Remie Richards
Well he was youngish, mid 20s I'd say so he kind of already sounded 2fast.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:19 pm
by Wyzack
That is pretty hilarious. We used to have a guy here who would busk downtown with his violin and he would always play Legend of Zelda music when we came by. It was neat, i gave him whatever change i had

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:25 pm
by DemonFiren
A physics showerthought from someone who doesn't know jack about physics: would ferrofluid projectiles reduce wear on railgun rails?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:57 pm
by Remie Richards
Strong desire to bash my head against something hard such as a wall or desk.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:12 pm
by Mervill
Remie Richards wrote:Strong desire to bash my head against something hard such as a wall or desk.
never bother with anyone from the southern hemisphere

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:14 am
by Jacough
There's a slight chance I might be homeless again come Friday. I'm living in an SLE and my new healthcare provider hasn't gotten around to reviewing my policy application yet. If they don't get their shit squared away by then I'm getting kicked out since I guess being here two weeks without insurance is kind of a no no. I'm thinking I might have to go to their office if that happens and fuck each and cunt/cock punt each and every single one of their employees

On the bright side I've still got dental coverage under my previous provider. Thanks Premera.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:24 am
by EndgamerAzari
Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:26 am
by Armhulen
start small, my man

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:21 pm
by Remie Richards
EndgamerAzari wrote:Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.
This monday I start a trial at a local(ish) IT company working on their enterprise resource planning software.
Funnily enough they're about 55 minutes away on the bus from me, which is how I'll be getting to and from.

So we're basically in the same boat, which is funny.
Same boat, two different sides of the pond.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:32 pm
by Malkevin
At least with the bus you read a paper or shit post on forums for dumb games, driving for an hour on the other hand...

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:43 pm
by Remie Richards
Malkevin wrote:At least with the bus you read a paper or shit post on forums for dumb games, driving for an hour on the other hand...
True, but if I could drive it'd only be a half hour journey and then the similarities fall apart and the comparison becomes meaningless :P

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:10 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
I wanna die

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:35 pm
by TribeOfBeavers
DemonFiren wrote:A physics showerthought from someone who doesn't know jack about physics: would ferrofluid projectiles reduce wear on railgun rails?
Classical railguns rely on the projectile being conductive, so you couldnt shoot ferrofluid out of them (it isn't generally conductive).

Depending on what you consider a "ferrofluid projectile" It might work in something like a coil gun, but I don't think wear is one of their major limitations.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:48 pm
by DemonFiren
If you want hypersonic water.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:49 pm
by Deitus
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I wanna die
we all do buddy

we all do

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:55 pm
by Whoisthere
>when you keep typing suicide in the address bar of the browser hoping it will work like in ss13
but no I don't wanna die it's just life is bad due to external circumstances atm

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:00 pm
by 420weedscopes
new silly whatever video
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also a new PBVR video
[youtube]hOoaoDmYtEY[/youtube]

So I nearly died this morning

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:16 pm
by Malkevin
Took the bus to work today as my car was snowed in.

Get close to my destination but have to walk down a side street.
About to cross over to the other side of this street, take a couple of steps - realise theres nothing but black ice under me, nothing but black ice in front of me. So I say fuck it and tentatively skid my way back to the pavement to find another way across.

I'm looking about and I see the entire road is basically an ice rink, smooth as glass.
So I'm thinking "Hang on: glassy road, thats at a bend, muslim area - there'll be an accident here"

Not two seconds after I said that I hear the skidding of tires on the ice, look behind me and yep - dirka dirka is jihading across the ice at speed - IN MY FUCKING DIRECTION.
Maintain my cool (mainly because I was literally half frozen from waiting for the bus for half an hour prior), take a few seconds to judge his trajectory (because I've seen far too many liveleak vids of people zigging when they should've zagged), realise he's basically heading straight for me but a bit to my right so I take a few steps left just in time to see his back end spin out as he whacks head on into another car (that had a smart driver who was just edging her car along the ice moments prior).


If I'd walked only 30 seconds slower I would've been in that exact spot his back end hit the curb. Makes you think.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:24 pm
by XSI
That could have gone really poorly

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:33 pm
by Wyzack
>Its the Matrix but Malkavin is the one and the bullets are actually arab people driving cars

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:41 pm
by Malkevin
I've lived in this town all my life, dodging the muzzies is a way of life.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:38 am
by DemonFiren
Really jogs your nog.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:39 pm
by Ricotez
I'm wrapping up my last few classes soon and hope to finish my master thesis late April/early May. Then it's off to the job market for me too.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:35 pm
by Deitus
i got my replacement controller but it has the same fucking problem, im 200% done with this shit i need to find a different brand

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:43 am
by PKPenguin321
CosmicScientist wrote:Tomorrow is the first of my four exams in the coming two weeks.

It'll be depressing.
With you there in the sad boys boat. Shit's not been going excellent with me and the girl from a while back. Trying to just ignore it and haven't been telling anybody about it. Doing the whole "act happy until you are happy" bit, you know? It's tough.

>Maybe I'm reclusive or socially faulty.
That's kinda how I feel. I think this is just what happens when you get depressed, you start thinking like this. Those thoughts are like a kind of self-fulfilling prophecy type of deal where if you keep thinking them and believing that they're true, you'll start acting more like an actual recluse. Don't give those thoughts too much weight. You gotta stand up to this depression shit and just keep moving forward until it's gone.

Good luck with your exams, man. Hoping you'll do well.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:20 pm
by Ricotez
Image

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:33 pm
by Screemonster
Looking after my parents' cat while they're off on holiday.
He's out of the "hide under the bed for days" stage of being moved to a new place and now he's moved onto "demand attention and stimulation literally all the time" 'cause he's normally an outdoor cat and being cooped up indoors has made him bored and I've had to put bags on all my pot plants to stop the little arsehole shitting in them and now I know why I didn't have a cat of my own already

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:34 pm
by DemonFiren
This might not have been a prudent choice.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:04 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
My life is harder than anyone elses.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:53 pm
by DemonFiren
That's blatantly false, but what happened?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:38 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
I live on the fucking street firen you fucking reptillian shithead and its fucking January. I'm gonna roll around in shit and grow my beard out so one of your stupid asshole countries will give me free housing. Then ill shoot up a gay bar or something I don't fucking know Islam is the light.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:01 pm
by NikNakFlak
That's fucked up and you should feel bad for making such a distasteful joke.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:05 pm
by Malkevin
Do you have to travel 5 miles a day to fetch water from a muddy river full of animal shit?