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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:43 pm
by Deitus
Bottom post of the previous page:
Kraso wrote:Deitus wrote:Kraso wrote:Deitus wrote:Kraso wrote:Deitus wrote:Kraso wrote:PKPenguin321 wrote:cracked open the computer case today and used compressed air to dust it out etc. opened up power supply and closed it up again and it kept clanging. tried putting duct tape on it and found out that the clanging was the fan banging against the grate thingy that holds the fan in, so i tried loosening the screws on the grate instead of tightening them and voila. not sure how this even became an issue in the first place
Temperature changes can eventually displace things, since it contracts and dilates constantly.
this sounds lewd and i will fap
god, like, never say fap again
i want to fap to your avatar. is that a girl (male)?

i would cuddle and love her and make her feel beautiful but does she have a dick
I've considered suicide on multiple occasions.
NOOOO
TOO CUTE TO DIE
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:47 pm
by PKPenguin321
CosmicScientist wrote:PKPenguin321 wrote:cracked open the computer case today and used compressed air to dust it out etc. opened up power supply and closed it up again and it kept clanging. tried putting duct tape on it and found out that the clanging was the fan banging against the grate thingy that holds the fan in, so i tried loosening the screws on the grate instead of tightening them and voila. not sure how this even became an issue in the first place
Is the fan next to the PSU?
i got a cheapo PSU, the little PSU box has the fan actually inside of it as well as the transistors or whatever else is in there
also pro tip dont touch the weird looking stuff in your PSU without grounding yourself
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:48 pm
by XSI
Deitus wrote:i would cuddle and love her and make her feel beautiful but does she have a dick
she
have a dick
I feel like we have a thread for this
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:14 pm
by Kraso
put your grasses on
nothing will be wong
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:34 pm
by Deitus
XSI wrote:Deitus wrote:i would cuddle and love her and make her feel beautiful but does she have a dick
she
have a dick
I feel like we have a thread for this
female males aren't gay though
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:57 pm
by Kraso
CosmicScientist wrote:PKPenguin321 wrote:snippedy doo dah
i got a cheapo PSU, the little PSU box has the fan actually inside of it as well as the transistors or whatever else is in there
also pro tip dont touch the weird looking stuff in your PSU without grounding yourself
I thought that went for most electronic equipment which means the entirety of a computer's innards?
Now I feel kind of sad. Whilst I complain to myself and others about my course not being involved enough on coding, I never really thought how we don't get a basic hands on with the hardware.
Most components have capacitors so you don't get to have the fun of electrocuting yourself.
Unless you're doing maintenance on your PC while it's on which in case go ahead darwinism wins again
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:15 pm
by Kraso
CosmicScientist wrote:Darwinism only wins if the tories shut down the NHS.
scritch scritch
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:35 pm
by Deitus
i decided to buy some different books to diversify my book collection (its all graphic novels and manga right now), so im getting some stuff on history and theology. im currently reading the quran, and i also have a >2k-page book on "connected discourses of the buddha, the tibetan book of living and dying, and a history of religious ideas vol. 1-3. im an atheist myself (///tip) but i still find the concept of gods and whatnot pretty fascinating. other things i plan to buy soon are "a story of civilization" volume 1-11, some other books on buddhism, and i'd like to get my hands on a compendium of fairy/folk tales from around the world. i still need to grab a bible somewhere but since my family is christian im sure they have some old copy lying around somewhere.
still gotta keep muh main-guh up to date though, sooner i start my winter break job the better
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:52 pm
by ColonicAcid
read Ulysses & Crime and Punishment.
Like I'm doing right now.
also my favourite book ever is l'etranger. Camus is my spirit animal.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:57 pm
by DemonFiren
Fuck, reading Crime and Punishment too, right now.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:37 pm
by Deitus
ColonicAcid wrote:read Ulysses & Crime and Punishment.
Like I'm doing right now.
also my favourite book ever is l'etranger. Camus is my spirit animal.
DemonFiren wrote:Fuck, reading Crime and Punishment too, right now.
you guys should hook up
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:58 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Deitus wrote:Stuff about religious texts
I had a class in college that was about various religious/philosophical stories from the perspective of literature rather than as scripture. It was really interesting. A lot of focus on creation stories and basic fundamentals of the religion. Some Islamic stuff (mainly about Muhammed's life pre-prophet-ness), some Buddhist, some indigenous peoples such as Native Americans, some stuff like Lao-Tzu. Really neat approach to the topics.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:33 pm
by Remie Richards
very bad cold
gross spoiler:
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:45 am
by Deitus
EndgamerAzari wrote:Deitus wrote:Stuff about religious texts
I had a class in college that was about various religious/philosophical stories from the perspective of literature rather than as scripture. It was really interesting. A lot of focus on creation stories and basic fundamentals of the religion. Some Islamic stuff (mainly about Muhammed's life pre-prophet-ness), some Buddhist, some indigenous peoples such as Native Americans, some stuff like Lao-Tzu. Really neat approach to the topics.
have any recommendations?
also i just rediscovered these and my sides are in fucking orbit
[youtube]U58ZmzmCnVY[/youtube]

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:39 am
by nsos
nsos wrote:nsos wrote:i need to see that guy
UPDATE: SAW HIM
thankfully our table was full
i now have so many stories about this weird airplane guy at college i could probably make an entire post but i think itd be cyberbullying
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:13 am
by Deitus
nsos wrote:nsos wrote:nsos wrote:i need to see that guy
UPDATE: SAW HIM
thankfully our table was full
i now have so many stories about this weird airplane guy at college i could probably make an entire post but i think itd be cyberbullying
>implying he'd ever know
do it faggot
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:32 pm
by DemonFiren
Tell him he should install fewer Japanese mods.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:37 pm
by Deitus
>not giving every female in skyrim cat ears/tails/breast expansion
you guys are doing it wrong
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:16 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
Just scored my 5th rejection letter. I dont know what these places expect looking for recent graduates but want the skill of a Sr Security analyst.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:15 pm
by Ricotez
it's obviously your own fault and you're just not trying hard enough
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:51 pm
by 420weedscopes
there were places looking for people with 10 years of java experience when java was only two years old
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:59 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
CosmicScientist wrote:For some reason I read it as a relationship rejection and only cottoned on at the graduate part.
Do you often send letters of affection asking for relationships?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:27 pm
by ColonicAcid
You guys are mistaking HR for people that actually understand the job they're advertising for.
If your CV is actually good you will get the interview, that is when people who actually know what they want for the job ask you questions. Don't let lack of experience not let you apply for the job. That is to say you actually do have experience. Your degree doesn't mean shit if you haven't done anything else other than it. Don't expect a graduate level job instantly if you didn't do anything other than your degree at university.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:29 pm
by 420weedscopes
i did something terrible
[youtube]isu0KBB64bo[/youtube]
three weeks.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:00 pm
by TheColdTurtle
W H Y
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:29 am
by Deitus
absolute madman
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:18 pm
by Malkevin
Had a chesty cough all last week, was finally feeling better on Friday only to wake up yesterday with a blocked nose, dizziness, and a strange appetite.
Working in several schools in cold and flu season is a real arse...
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:00 pm
by ColonicAcid
packers vs seahawks today
seahawks going to get fucked like the texans last week LESS GO AROD
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:26 pm
by TheColdTurtle
Fuck off cheese head
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:54 pm
by ColonicAcid
this cheese gives good head fam
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:41 am
by ColonicAcid
lmao packers fucking ruined seahawks
""""""""""""""wilson is one of the greatest quarterbacks""""""""....................... that got fucking intercepted 5 times in one MATCH LMAO
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:15 pm
by Malkevin
I should've been a plumber, would've dealt with less shit
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:13 pm
by danno
fucking youtube changed again
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:02 pm
by Remie Richards
Current emotional state: Wanting to bang my head against a wall until I die
Possible causes: ???
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:25 am
by Super Aggro Crag
You probably have the butt worms
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:28 am
by Wyzack
Lots of the time there just straight up is no cause
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:30 am
by Deitus
CosmicScientist wrote:What's up with the yootoobs?
whenever i see your avatar i keep thinking the loincloth thing is a ballsack
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:23 am
by DemonFiren
Fuck you Deitus. Now I see it too.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:33 am
by DemonFiren
>tfw no dragon balls
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:28 am
by Whoisthere
I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:47 am
by DemonFiren
Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess
No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:08 pm
by Whoisthere
Oh I'll pick two
dongs
my sweet crocoslut
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:42 pm
by Malkevin
IIRC the lion represents the English crown the unicorn the Scottish crown.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:29 pm
by Deitus
CosmicScientist wrote:It does. England has a lion probably for similar reasons to other countries having lions in their imagery and sharing George's cross in a flag too, Scotland has a unicorn for reasons I don't know but it's to do with Narwhal tusks and dubious fishermen. I can't remember what Ireland's animal is supposed to be (if any) and I had a quick jaunt on wikipedia.
Where the lion is on the one I shared, that's the Dexter, which traditionally is the place for higher honour and opposite, the unicorn, is the Sinister. The short version is the husband's arms go on the left and the wife's paternal arms go on the right. It isn't set in stone and differs between people, such as bishops having their personal in the Sinister and their see in the Dexter.
The Scottish unicorn does wear a crown (I'm assuming the Scottish crown, the lion still wars a crown too) in their version of the unified coat of arms and the positions of lion and unicorn are reversed. Apparently the unicorn is chained because it's a mythical beast and all beasts of myth are dangerous if free. In the main (not the UK) Scottish coat of arms, there are two chained unicorns and (I'm assuming) the chain isn't a political message and is just the mythical beast thing since there's no mention of anything unfortunate in the wikipedia articles. If I refer to my picture the willy size is
prooobably a jab but definitely amusing and I assume they'd do the same in Scotland to the lion. The other coats of arms in England I've seen with chained animals have all been mythical too and I've seen at least one without a chain on its mundane creature. Ireland didn't get a version and is just a part of the UK and Scottish ones with the harp.
If you want a modern enough example, this should be a familiar one:
The olive branch, peace, has the higher honour. The arrows, war (there's more symbolism than just that though), aren't as highly enjoyed. And according to wikipedia, in 1945 they made the eagle look towards the higher honour of peace, probably for a sentiment of foreign policy.
still looks like a ballsack tho
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:29 pm
by Deitus
CosmicScientist wrote:It does. England has a lion probably for similar reasons to other countries having lions in their imagery and sharing George's cross in a flag too, Scotland has a unicorn for reasons I don't know but it's to do with Narwhal tusks and dubious fishermen. I can't remember what Ireland's animal is supposed to be (if any) and I had a quick jaunt on wikipedia.
Where the lion is on the one I shared, that's the Dexter, which traditionally is the place for higher honour and opposite, the unicorn, is the Sinister. The short version is the husband's arms go on the left and the wife's paternal arms go on the right. It isn't set in stone and differs between people, such as bishops having their personal in the Sinister and their see in the Dexter.
The Scottish unicorn does wear a crown (I'm assuming the Scottish crown, the lion still wars a crown too) in their version of the unified coat of arms and the positions of lion and unicorn are reversed. Apparently the unicorn is chained because it's a mythical beast and all beasts of myth are dangerous if free. In the main (not the UK) Scottish coat of arms, there are two chained unicorns and (I'm assuming) the chain isn't a political message and is just the mythical beast thing since there's no mention of anything unfortunate in the wikipedia articles. If I refer to my picture the willy size is
prooobably a jab but definitely amusing and I assume they'd do the same in Scotland to the lion. The other coats of arms in England I've seen with chained animals have all been mythical too and I've seen at least one without a chain on its mundane creature. Ireland didn't get a version and is just a part of the UK and Scottish ones with the harp.
If you want a modern enough example, this should be a familiar one:
The olive branch, peace, has the higher honour. The arrows, war (there's more symbolism than just that though), aren't as highly enjoyed. And according to wikipedia, in 1945 they made the eagle look towards the higher honour of peace, probably for a sentiment of foreign policy.
still looks like a ballsack tho
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:19 am
by Whoisthere
DemonFiren wrote:Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess
No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.
pls respond
>yfw your dream of being publicly ignored by a lizard with which you're desperate to have sex finally came true
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:27 am
by DemonFiren
Whoisthere wrote:DemonFiren wrote:Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess
No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.
pls respond
>yfw your dream of being publicly ignored by a lizard with which you're desperate to have sex finally came true

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:34 am
by Whoisthere
:C
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:41 pm
by Whoisthere
>go to boss
>hello I want to leave my job I have a candidate for my position already
>no u cant
>*list all my fuckups*
>no there fine if u leave job ill be upset cuz you promised to workl for more months???
Now I feel like shit. The fact that I was less diplomatic than I could've been because I took barbiturates yesterday and their effect extended to today doesn't help.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:57 pm
by ColonicAcid
Tooting barbs are you....
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:32 pm
by Whoisthere
I should've just lmao weed tbh, and ss13 does a great job to take my mind off work too.