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Kraso wrote:lizards are nonhuman
they are not protected by law 1
therefore all AIs will have a nice, erect, throbbing murderboner

The Server has rules
Follow them
Non hostile other-races are covered by Asimov.

Another reason why the AI lawset should be written to have as minimal OOC policy rulings on it as possible. Not everyone is going to know these policy's and I am sure someone's going to get in trouble because they failed to realise there was a OOC rule on how the lawset works despite the law saying only humans have protection.

Nonetheless, an amusing screenshot.

guys guys it's okay I was a traitor AI

also here's some screenshots from a long time ago just so the thread doesn't derail



every single one of these space-corgis were in that tile between the airlocks, stashed inside a pandora's box of r-walls. unleashing them caused the server to grind to a near-complete stop until they were all deleted.



this is a changeling gimmick I tried that involved burning myself to a husk and then regenerating so I could haunt the maintenance halls as the scary clown. I was going to restrict myself entirely to cryostinging people after honking at them in order to simulate stealing the warmth and happiness from their souls with my ancient accursed bike horn, but unfortunately the first guy I tried to honkspook prodded me and beat me to death before I could do anything.



and this is from one of my greatest rounds ever, when me and a few other cultists were broken out of perma and rescued from guaranteed failure by a cultist CE and his compatriot, SHOTGUN SKELETON. I don't really remember anything that happened before or after that, but it's still one of my best rounds entirely because of that.

Rafigdoost wrote:

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this is a changeling gimmick I tried that involved burning myself to a husk and then regenerating so I could haunt the maintenance halls as the scary clown. I was going to restrict myself entirely to cryostinging people after honking at them in order to simulate stealing the warmth and happiness from their souls with my ancient accursed bike horn, but unfortunately the first guy I tried to honkspook prodded me and beat me to death before I could do anything.

That is a pretty genius creepypasta gimmic, nice one!

Lizard conspiracy base built in maintenance during the race war.

Holding the line.

10/20/40 bombs in my recent scientist DA round

four bombs, telsci, swimming in a blood orgy.

Kangaraptor wrote:

Spoiler:

10/20/40 bombs in my recent scientist DA round

four bombs, telsci, swimming in a blood orgy.

[youtube]8u84d7nY8pQ[/youtube]

Mandurrrh wrote:

Kangaraptor wrote:

Spoiler:

10/20/40 bombs in my recent scientist DA round

four bombs, telsci, swimming in a blood orgy.

Spoiler:

[youtube]8u84d7nY8pQ[/youtube]

[youtube]VX3RAjMLgNc[/youtube]

Aranclanos wrote:

Holding the line.

Heroling.

typical nox shuttle ride.

Oh no lemonroller.

DEAD: Artificer (166) asks, "The immovable rod has met an unstoppable... washing machine?"

Haha, that quote!

Engineer in charge of uploading laws.

UtterNewbie wrote:Engineer in charge of uploading laws.

my eyes know no peace from the hell that is knot wiring

Kraso wrote:

UtterNewbie wrote:Engineer in charge of uploading laws.

my eyes know no peace from the hell that is knot wiring

OH GOD!
How did they even put that bottom yellow bit of wire leading to the table?! Surely you'd have to stand where the table is to do that...

Found this old gem:

QuartzCrystal wrote:Found this old gem:

ah, yes, the golden age of when admins could mess around with ERPers

peoplearestrange wrote:

Kraso wrote:

UtterNewbie wrote:Engineer in charge of uploading laws.

my eyes know no peace from the hell that is knot wiring

OH GOD!
How did they even put that bottom yellow bit of wire leading to the table?! Surely you'd have to stand where the table is to do that...

I think you can make that by just facing the way you want the cable to be facing and then clicking the tile you're standing on.

Scott wrote:

peoplearestrange wrote:

Kraso wrote:

UtterNewbie wrote:Engineer in charge of uploading laws.

my eyes know no peace from the hell that is knot wiring

OH GOD!
How did they even put that bottom yellow bit of wire leading to the table?! Surely you'd have to stand where the table is to do that...

I think you can make that by just facing the way you want the cable to be facing and then clicking the tile you're standing on.

its knotted so they had to do it twice even

ah, yes, the golden age of when admins could mess around with ERPers

A proud tradition that still continues to this day.

Successful armory robbery with an ingenious escape plan.

Scott wrote:

DEAD: Artificer (166) asks, "The immovable rod has met an unstoppable... washing machine?"

Aranclanos wrote:

[youtube]4zLfCnGVeL4[/youtube]

Tokiko2 wrote:5 person crew.
Captain: "Let's set up the singulo at the bridge!"


Surprisingly, it actually worked. Even singulo inspector Pun Pun was fine(and with fine I mean dead because someone killed him early on but he never got eaten by the singulo).

seems like a good idea

iteq ilu

During one of the slightly earlier days of TG, i get on HOP during the time when you could spam the Allocate Position button.

Allocate 25 clowns and 25 mimes. Wait for a bit for the positions to fill up.

Once the positions were adequately filled, i did this.



The destruction was glorious....

Cuboos wrote:During one of the slightly earlier days of TG, i get on HOP during the time when you could spam the Allocate Position button.

Allocate 25 clowns and 25 mimes. Wait for a bit for the positions to fill up.

Once the positions were adequately filled, i did this.

Spoiler:

The destruction was glorious....

HoP.gif

fun times as the clown.


What happens when you order a chicken crate.

this is what happens when i roll atmos tech during a 2 hour round

most of it was done by me, the cold waste loop and some of the stuff up top was by the person who goes by Jessica Ziat. I went in with the intention to make it cleaner and spawned that.

autism was approaching critical levels :s

Kangaraptor wrote:

Spoiler:

this is what happens when i roll atmos tech during a 2 hour round

most of it was done by me, the cold waste loop and some of the stuff up top was by the person who goes by Jessica Ziat. I went in with the intention to make it cleaner and spawned that.

autism was approaching critical levels :s

How does the cold waste loop help? Also looks like your waste loop meter is 0, was it even pumping through?

Coffin Station 13 Jani-cart gets a timeout (seriously no idea who put that in there) Late join round and...

I accidentally the station: Video too (warning minor steam notification sound, don't get excited):

peoplearestrange wrote:

Kangaraptor wrote:

Spoiler:

this is what happens when i roll atmos tech during a 2 hour round

most of it was done by me, the cold waste loop and some of the stuff up top was by the person who goes by Jessica Ziat. I went in with the intention to make it cleaner and spawned that.

autism was approaching critical levels :s

How does the cold waste loop help? Also looks like your waste loop meter is 0, was it even pumping through?

it was only just hooked in because the station was under evac. if it was allowed to function normally it'd reduce the pressure of the pipes to prevent the pipes getting choked out with overpressurization from heat (ie: in a fire).

peoplearestrange wrote:

Kangaraptor wrote:

Spoiler:

this is what happens when i roll atmos tech during a 2 hour round

most of it was done by me, the cold waste loop and some of the stuff up top was by the person who goes by Jessica Ziat. I went in with the intention to make it cleaner and spawned that.

autism was approaching critical levels :s

How does the cold waste loop help? Also looks like your waste loop meter is 0, was it even pumping through?

It's only really helpful for fires. Basically, gas takes up room in pipes as pressure. Pressure is mathed by the moles against the heat of the gas. This means a hotter gas will take up more room in a pipe than a colder gas by a LOT.

And since you move gas through the filters by pressure as well, cooling it down makes it much, much faster. This is a pretty moot point since the only ways massive fires are going to start is by atmos fuckery anyways and it is likely to get the shuttle called. The reason you don't see any gas in the waste line is because there was simply none being pumped through, likely. If a waste line has gas in it, there is either CURRENTLY a gas leak or someone fucked with atmos in a way that is keeping gas in the waste line.

A supercooler like that is neat to make when you're bored, but it's definitely not worth it and most people would say it's useless. A gas filter is already an incredibly robust piece of equipment without it's help, and as I already mentioned fires are just unlikely as a problem if atmos is doing THIS much in atmosia that isn't starting the same fires.

And let's face it, this set up relies on scrubbers actually being programmed to FILTER toxins and other harmful gasses. Good luck with that.

Remie Richards wrote:I accidentally the station:

Spoiler:

(overlay art is temporary, will make look good soon)

Video too (warning minor steam notification sound, don't get excited):

Spoiler:

[youtube]SiAG5NYE05Q[/youtube]

>space is an ocean

Raven776 wrote:

peoplearestrange wrote:

Kangaraptor wrote:

Spoiler:

this is what happens when i roll atmos tech during a 2 hour round

most of it was done by me, the cold waste loop and some of the stuff up top was by the person who goes by Jessica Ziat. I went in with the intention to make it cleaner and spawned that.

autism was approaching critical levels :s

How does the cold waste loop help? Also looks like your waste loop meter is 0, was it even pumping through?

It's only really helpful for fires. Basically, gas takes up room in pipes as pressure. Pressure is mathed by the moles against the heat of the gas. This means a hotter gas will take up more room in a pipe than a colder gas by a LOT.

And since you move gas through the filters by pressure as well, cooling it down makes it much, much faster. This is a pretty moot point since the only ways massive fires are going to start is by atmos fuckery anyways and it is likely to get the shuttle called. The reason you don't see any gas in the waste line is because there was simply none being pumped through, likely. If a waste line has gas in it, there is either CURRENTLY a gas leak or someone fucked with atmos in a way that is keeping gas in the waste line.

A supercooler like that is neat to make when you're bored, but it's definitely not worth it and most people would say it's useless. A gas filter is already an incredibly robust piece of equipment without it's help, and as I already mentioned fires are just unlikely as a problem if atmos is doing THIS much in atmosia that isn't starting the same fires.

And let's face it, this set up relies on scrubbers actually being programmed to FILTER toxins and other harmful gasses. Good luck with that.

They were. :^)

Krypt0n wrote:


Creating a new crew on lowpop.
Lost a restart-vote 2:1 before I took the screenshots, never had the chance to complete it.
The new crew will not have sec or a Captain

I don't know how the fuck you got all those people to stand still in a line for more than 1.2 seconds

Hellafied wrote: I don't know how the fuck you got all those people to stand still in a line for more than 1.2 seconds

Clones/braindeads

You take a lot of monkeys and make em human. The entire thing was basically a giant set of dolls.

Cipher3 wrote:You take a lot of monkeys and make em human. The entire thing was basically a giant set of dolls.

describing them as dolls is quite creepy actually.

Remie Richards wrote:

Cipher3 wrote:You take a lot of monkeys and make em human. The entire thing was basically a giant set of dolls.

describing them as dolls is quite creepy actually.

Well when you think about it, they really are just lifeless dolls.

Is this the chaplain?

2 hour round.
Autocloner, traitors, dead bodies. Shrine to the dead in medbay.


Suddenly admin buttons and we're all become blood.

all dead no hope

Psyentific wrote:
all dead no hope

Is that a drone with a shield and an Esword?

Cuboos wrote:

Psyentific wrote:
all dead no hope

Is that a drone with a shield and an Esword?

And one random wizard spell. I forget which one that drone specifically had. The event was a dozen drones with random spells and a couple stun batons rushing the station. A deathsquad was sent to stop the drones and one of them got assblasted by a fireaxe. The drone there got his sword and shield.

Cuboos wrote:

Psyentific wrote:
all dead no hope

Is that a drone with a shield and an Esword?

And Magic Missile, yes

Psyentific wrote:

Cuboos wrote:

Psyentific wrote:
all dead no hope

Is that a drone with a shield and an Esword?

And Magic Missile, yes

Was its name SoulSharder? That was me, and I recall having magic missile, with an esword + eshield, and being blue.