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Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:04 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

waiting for frank ocean album to release

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:09 am**

nsos wrote:waiting for frank ocean album to release

ready to cry bitch tears rn

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:23 am**

nsos wrote:
nsos wrote:waiting for frank ocean album to release
ready to cry bitch tears rn

where is it frank

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:24 pm**

Frank Ocean has a really nice voice and range but his lyrical rhythm is fucking awful.

It's like someone is reading a book while changing the pitch of their voice.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:30 pm**

>the you're a workaholic on lunch break forced to take a half hour but you finished eating in ten minutes and want to get back on the clock

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:13 pm**

>tfw you've got 18 days left at your job and there's hardly anything to do and you're all caught up on homework so you sit around like you're waiting to die

Also, my brother got promoted! He's now a Captain.

Fucker.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:17 pm**

>tfw you have one year left of school so you're stuck here in this shithole and there's nothing you can do. Help

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:28 pm**

I just raided the office medicine cabinet and took four kinds of cold/pain meds at once. LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:36 pm**

Saw suicider squard last night. It was p okay. Will smiff was a decent deadshot, although they kinda changed his backstory a bunch. Captain Boomerang is like if the collective shitposting of every bogan in the island of straya became a sentient human. Big bad was kinda dumb.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:43 pm**

Another day, Another argument with my mother.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:42 pm**

See: why I try to minimize the amount of time I spend around my parents. I love them and owe them everything, but I plan my visits around the idea of avoiding idle time in their presence.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 4:02 am**

I'm on the last episode of Mad Men. Too soon.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 1:36 pm**

My parents are visiting me this weekend. This used to be a quiet place. Help

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 4:24 pm**

It's okay

Visit implies they will leave again after the weekend. Just hold out

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:22 pm**

got a new phone after 4 years. also a watch

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 2:23 am**

I hate

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:57 am**

The thing about the WOW DICK TRACY PHONE WATCH thing is that when those comics came out it wasn't normal to carry a communication device on your person at all times. That it was disguised as a watch is irrelevant, the holyshitscifigadget part was the fact that he had a mobile telephone at all.

A watch is a pretty shitty form factor for anything besides looking at basic information like the time while leaving your hands free.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:34 pm**

If you're a man and you don't wear a watch you're a scrub.

Tierlist of men's accoutrements:

Top-tier mandatory everyone needs to own these
Watch
Necktie
Cufflinks

High-tier complementary flex your wealth and prestige tier
Rings
Tie-tacks

Mid-tier can make you look classy but can also make you look like a fucking idiot tier
Earrings
Necklaces

Low-tier you probably look like shit trying to pull this off/only pro's should attempt/highly situational
Bracelets
Bowties
Any kind of hat
Pocket watches
Random chains
Facial piercings

Eg. a bowtie with a tuxedo is just fine but wearing one with a regular dress shirt and slacks is fucking stupid.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:43 pm**

>neckties over bowties
I shall never wear one of those glorified leashes.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:15 am**

My watch broke :c

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:23 am**

DemonFiren wrote:>neckties over bowties
I shall never wear one of those glorified leashes.

Enjoy wearing a nametag your whole life.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:28 am**

An0n3 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:>neckties over bowties
I shall never wear one of those glorified leashes.
Enjoy wearing a nametag your whole life.

Or just work in IT and show up in a Polo

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:35 am**

Do you want to "just work" in IT, or do you want to run IT?

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:01 am**

An0n3 wrote:Mid-tier can make you look classy but can also make you look like a fucking idiot tier
Earrings - gay
Necklaces - chav gear innit

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:37 am**

An0n3 wrote:Do you want to "just work" in IT, or do you want to run IT?

Neither im just stuck in IT while i get my degree

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:01 pm**

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:
An0n3 wrote:Do you want to "just work" in IT, or do you want to run IT?
Neither im just stuck in IT while i get my degree

Degree in IT?

Mehehehehe... prepare your anus for more years of getting stuck in IT whilst you get your certs, then more years when you find out those certs are basically expensive toilet paper.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:07 pm**

Nah Digital Forensics.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:41 pm**

Enjoy explaining memes to 60 year old men who don't understand them

"So this green frog thing is not a terrorist symbol? What about this bearded man rubbing his hands?"

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:11 pm**

That's annoying

Niece's school is cancelled today

Because of a wildfire an hour and a half away

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:33 pm**

With the speed at which that shit can spread, I'm not surprised. Better not to take chances with something like that.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:55 pm**

If a fire can spread across 85 miles of desert, color me impressed

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:51 pm**

Depends on the kind of desert

With a strong enough wind and lots of dry dead branches it can get pretty far. Not sure if it will go that far though

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:10 pm**

Flaming thumble weeds

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:34 pm**

Oh, today got better

I was set to receive two packages today

Both came through the USPS

The first one was delivered at about 11ish, which is fine

The second one's tracking info SAID it was put into my mailbox and all that, but when I went and checked, nothing in the mailbox proper, and no key to the package locker
(It's one of those communal mailbox racks you see in trailer parks and the like, so small actual mailboxes, and if you get a package they put a key in your box to open one of the big boxes)

So, it's likely it was put in someone else's mailbox
Not really an issue here because people generally hand deliver it at that point because everyone knows the postmen here lack more than a few braincells

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:48 pm**

someone entice me to edit
i've got like seven videos that are going to be really good but i just need to actually buckle down

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:28 am**

Drone time.
[youtube]OZwkaRIAlOA[/youtube]

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:37 am**

just be a developer, you can wear basically anything.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:46 am**

420weedscopes wrote:someone entice me to edit
i've got like seven videos that are going to be really good but i just need to actually buckle down

if you don't have the discipline to finish your own work none of us will be able to help you

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:20 pm**

4th day of school and they've cancelled two of them

Fuck man I just want to ride my bike and play pokemon go without an 8 year old tagalong, is that too much to ask

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:29 pm**

>Broke a bully's arm

Damn son, you don't fuck around. Playground justice at its finest

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:01 pm**

>tfw my order of that "FUCKERS" neon sign hasn't updated since July 20th

IT'S SUPPOSED TO GET HERE BY THE 20TH BUT I HAVE DOUBTS

I MOVE DURING THE FIRST WEEK OF SEPTEMBER

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:19 pm**

School in general is a mess and kids are shitheads. Not surprised the teachers and board were too dumb to do anything but shit on the victim.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:19 pm**

Well, it's being shipped from Hong Kong, and it's in the mail system--it's listed as being prepared for shipment by China Post. I've got stuff from this seller before and they're great with customer service (the replacement tube for the "It Is What It Is" sign), but it's not really in their hands any more. I also ordered a "Bring on the Night" sign from them, which hasn't been listed as being shipped, but I assume they're shipping them together--or at least I hope.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:11 pm**

Well I'm on my second month of living without electricity, I have 2 dollars to my name, and just got news that my only means of transportation just lost a fucking wheel on the highway. No one here will carpool with me because I live off the highway. People keep asking me why I keep talking about ending my life and they act like I have so much to live for. Yeah, I can't wait for the next fucking shitstorm to blow over. Maybe this mole on my back is cancer. Thatd be great. The only reason I haven't died yet is because you assholes would make fun of me on the internet and I wouldn't be able to trash you back like the fucking gutter waste you are.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:15 pm**

Oh

APPARENTLY I share the same exact name as someone on post, and my movie went to him instead

They opened it, which is annoying but I'm not gonna raise any shit over it because it is technically using his name
Even if he didn't read the address

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:47 pm**

I'm a white male.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:06 pm**

Might be worth looking in to assuming you haven't already, these programs are supposed to exist for people like you trying to get on their feet rather than people who become complacent and live off them.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:15 pm**

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I'm a white male.

unless you're living in zimbabwe this isn't much of an excuse

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:52 pm**

Ricotez wrote:if you don't have the discipline to finish your own work none of us will be able to help you

when i said 'entice me'
hold a burger in front of my face

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:56 pm**

420weedscopes wrote:someone entice me to edit
i've got like seven videos that are going to be really good but i just need to actually buckle down

You better buckle down or I'll buckle down

By which I mean I'll hit you with my belt

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:11 pm**

You guys have clearly never asked for government assistance if you think they'd give me anything when they have 5000 pregnant unemployed single Puerto Rican women in my city.

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