I cannot escape Yu-Gi-Oh the trading card game.
It grabs me. It pulls me. It reels me.
I hate when my oponent floodgates me. I hate when Dragon Link survives another format. And, above all else, I hate, hate hate that a card called "Chamber Dragonmaid", of the Dragonmaid archetype, is a meta-relevant card. I am going to OBLITERATE Konami HQ with my rage.
And I come back. Well, not really, because I never leave to begin with.
I've been playing this game for 3 fucking years. LITERALLY everyday I have EDOPro out, deckbuilding whatever janky stupid idea I came up with. I may metaphorically scream and have my soul forcedly removed from my body when Konami reveals the v-tuber archetype, but sometimes you just gotta appreciate the creativity - by day they're v-tubers, by night they're extravagant thieves. And then Konami reveals Train support and my soul comes back to my body in an ecstasy like no other.
Konami
literally printed a card called Superdreadnaught Rail Cannon Juggernaut Liebe that has 4000 ATK points, can boost itself to 6000 ATK points and can attack thrice. Also - your starting lifepoints is 8000. This mf can literally kill you twice over and still have 2000 ATK to spare. Also, you use a card called Number 81: Superdreadnaught Rail Cannon Super Dora to summon it.
It literally is 4 trains with a large platform connecting them, filled with guns, with an even BIGGER gun on top.
Shit like this brings me life.
Also, there's a new deck recently released. It's called Suships, and it's about ships, that are made out of sushi. Literal suships. Their main mechanic? You have a central card - of course, rice - that can then combine with the other cards of the deck - that is, the sushi toppings - to create the battleships, wich, of course, are made out of rice and kelp with their respective topping. This is alarmingly high levels of creativity. Heartstone may be more popular and Magic may have better lore, but DAMMIT I want stupid ass shit like this in my veins.