Stories of rage, tears and regret

[Hathkar]

Bottom post of the previous page:

Finally get to do traitor sci. Make some maxcaps, head to medbay for cloning. A miner who will be unnamed, but who only plays the game when he gets to be traitor and otherwise just goes afk or does his job far less than minimum effort if he doesnt, asks if I have some bombs for mining. I say yeah, hand him one because I'm not not allowed to metagame the fact he's a total shitbag who does the above things. Head to mining with him to see the bomb and how good it is anway, get murdered on the shuttle while saying codewords to possibly stop him from murdering me.

Yes I mad.

You only get 3 guesses who.

Spoiler:

They only play scientist, virologist, geneticist, and sometimes miner. They are also known for being a boring murderboner antag, commonly making deadly viruses, hulking out, and maxcap bombing the station. Typically does 2-3 of the above in a round.

[AnonymousNow]

>After many attempts, finally manage to make rainbow slimes again
>People are swarming xenobiology for green slime cores so they can un-transform after a changeling transformed them
>They all happen to leave as someone attacks xenobiology from space
>They take out all the windows and cryosting me a gorillion times
>I scream repeatedly over the radio "XENOBIOLOGY UNDER ATTACK, CHANGELING ATTACKING XENOBIOLOGY"
>John Mooney and Kai Greenwood to the rescue!
>They step over my body and start using green slime cores to roll random golem types.
>What.
>They have barely any idea what they're doing.
>They kill my rainbow slimes.
>Fifteen minutes or so in, after much bungling, including DRAWING BLOOD OUT OF MY BODY, they fuck off.
>Never got to use gold or adamantium slimes, let alone rainbow ones.

Bonus.
>Since I'm not being cloned, decide to roll for swarmer.
>Eat up a bunch of materials, make a second swarmer. Shell filled straight away.
>Other swarmer immediately smacks me.

[darkpaladin109]

Finally get to do traitor sci. Make some maxcaps, head to medbay for cloning. A miner who will be unnamed, but who only plays the game when he gets to be traitor and otherwise just goes afk or does his job far less than minimum effort if he doesnt, asks if I have some bombs for mining. I say yeah, hand him one because I'm not not allowed to metagame the fact he's a total shitbag who does the above things. Head to mining with him to see the bomb and how good it is anway, get murdered on the shuttle while saying codewords to possibly stop him from murdering me.

Yes I mad.

You only get 3 guesses who.

Spoiler:

They only play scientist, virologist, geneticist, and sometimes miner. They are also known for being a boring murderboner antag, commonly making deadly viruses, hulking out, and maxcap bombing the station. Typically does 2-3 of the above in a round.

But I thought Klara got the bannu.

[BeeSting12]

Finally get to do traitor sci. Make some maxcaps, head to medbay for cloning. A miner who will be unnamed, but who only plays the game when he gets to be traitor and otherwise just goes afk or does his job far less than minimum effort if he doesnt, asks if I have some bombs for mining. I say yeah, hand him one because I'm not not allowed to metagame the fact he's a total shitbag who does the above things. Head to mining with him to see the bomb and how good it is anway, get murdered on the shuttle while saying codewords to possibly stop him from murdering me.

Yes I mad.

You only get 3 guesses who.

Spoiler:

They only play scientist, virologist, geneticist, and sometimes miner. They are also known for being a boring murderboner antag, commonly making deadly viruses, hulking out, and maxcap bombing the station. Typically does 2-3 of the above in a round.

But I thought Klara got the bannu.

My guess is Gene Ball. You can metagrudge as a traitor anyway as long as you don't roll antag solely to fuck with that one guy

[bman]

gene ball is a fucking king and a quality player

[AnonymousNow]

gene ball is a fucking king and a quality player

Gene Ball is the kind of player who will metagrudge you because he doesn't like your name.

[bman]

gene ball is a fucking king and a quality player

Gene Ball is the kind of player who will metagrudge you because he doesn't like your name.

exactly, what kind of fucking god-tier madman does that shit?

[huehuehue]

gene ball is a fucking king and a quality player

Gene Ball is the kind of player who will metagrudge you because he doesn't like your name.

exactly, what kind of fucking god-tier madman does that shit?

obviously Gene Ball

[bman]

in fact, the big man himself is right here right now jacking off to the fruits of his labor

[Nabski]

gene ball is a fucking king and a quality player

Gene Ball is the kind of player who will metagrudge you because he doesn't like your name.

exactly, what kind of fucking god-tier madman does that shit?

obviously Gene Ball

It's okay Corn Cobb. You and Suki are actually my two favorite players because you're always peaceful and nice.

[BeeSting12]

Metafriending confirmed, sorry kid gotta ban u

[Nabski]

I think the person has to like you back for it to be a friendship.

Cobb wouldn't even help me figure out if I actually had a hernia after he said I was walking like I did.
WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU!

Also dang it Hathkar, how dare you leave out my bullshit with disposals. Or the fact that my objectives for the round were "Kill you, escape alive."

[BeeSting12]

theyre probably just tsundere

[huehuehue]

theyre probably just tsundere

b-b-baka

[Calibraptor]

>HoP
>Tator tot hoo boy
>Embrace my newfound murder abilities by lasering a disarm-happy assistant into crit in my line
>AI asks me to secure the disk since there's no captain.
>Secure the disk, the spare, and also my objective, the captain's jetpack.
>My ridiculously easy steal objective complete, an idea for a gimmick hits me
>Buy a support holoparasite
>Announce my intentions to be the BEST MEDIC EVER to the crew
>Wander around and order my stand to heal random chumps
>Meteor event.jpg
>Check crew monitor, somebody's already gotten fucked up in science
>Happy to finally be able to tend to something more severe than mere scrapes and bruises I book it over to science
>Literally a second after stepping foot into science a meteor flies down the middle of the hallway and pulverizes me, killing both me and my holoparasite instantly
>Fucking MLG 360 noscoped by RNG

[SpaceInaba]

>set janitor to high and everything else to low
>get set as HoS anyways
>barely any sec other than me
>walk around a bit looking for val- I mean criminals
>ai tells me there's a break in to the captain's office
>run down there and ai lets me in
>nobody there
>guy comes back in
>i am not robust
>disarms my taser and tases me with him
>i have two guns bitch
>get back up and disabler him
>cuff him
>manage to miss ctrl clicking him to pull because i apparantly have parkensons or something
>hop opens door and he gets up and runs around the bridge for way too long because i am garbage
>finally bring him to brig
>since he's broken in twice and also broken into the teleporter room i perma him
>ai gets bitchy
>turns out ai let him in both times to the office
>he's a nonhuman
>entire station bitches and moans for a trial
>the trial is horribly boring
>ai lets him go free

security is pain

[D&B]

Shoulda just killed him if he was non human t b h

[Nilons]

Last time someone tried to put me on trial as the only officer I kicked them in the ribs tbh trials are stupid

[Qbmax32]

>be traitor clown
>get good idea
>make a secret base in maintence, leave tools scattered around to escape it, like Saw
>plan to set up teleporter to stun people and teleport them in
>steal beacon
>leave it inside
>get bounced radios
>leave one inside
>make glass observation window
>seal all exits
>leave one false wall
>steal hand tele
>hack open teleporter room, set target to my beacon
>use tc to buy an ebow and a radio jammer
>find victim
>silence radios
>hit with ebow
>cuff and full strip teleport to saw course
>run back
>"hello I want to play a game"
>they got crit by the ebow and died
>leave corpse for decoration
>find another player
>do the same thing
>"hello I want to play a game"
>they escape
>go to recuff them and release them
>handcuff myself because "lol clown memes"
>victim is still in awe over the whole thing and lets me take them off
>offer them to work as an assistant for me and make it even better
>suddenly, it's escapes-the-shuttle, traitor with a mech
>get killed along with my new assistant
>lol!

[Nabski]

Try disposal pipes so that they can't take the portal back out.
The shield walls out of the teleporter room so they can't just break down the wall.

I personally want to try a "two people have entered when one remains you may leave" pit, but.

It requires you to robust a bunch of people, set up a base, and players to slightly antag. Good luck one of us will pull it off one day.

[BeeSting12]

>war ops
>a bunch of r*tards build blockades in the bridge
>disk is on some ligger
>ops blow up bridge and noone can get out because of blockades
>miraculously me and the ligger live
>totally blocked in
>we get bombed again
>this time we die because people are dumb

[DemonFiren]

at least noone got out

[CitrusGender]

>be sec officer
>HoS and AI are at odds over executions
>HoS decides to kill AI, busts way into AI SAT with a bunch of other officers
>head over in hard suit, get in just in time to see HoS plant a fucking syndicate bomb on the AI SAT
>Confused but still following orders
>All sec officers leave except for one WHO TAKES THE FUCKING BOMB WITH HIM INTO SPACE
>See the obvious disobeying of orders, attempt to go after him
>Stun him, get bomb back with 30 seconds on the clock
>Head back towards SAT but voice in my head tells me it's all a bad idea
>End up getting stunned with bomb heading towards SAT by officer I stunned earlier
>have to get up quickly to bring bomb back into space
>get killed

[Screemonster]

Being given IC orders to break OOC rules (namely, don't kill asimov silicons for trying to follow their laws and impede the HoS's murderboner) is never a fun situation to be in.

[Whoisthere]

>latejoin sec
>fresh off the shuttle, didn't even grab sechuds
>"help arrivals"
>search arrivals, find Snake Plissken surrounded by corpses
>whip out taser, snek deflec
>whip out baton, stun, drag to brig
>Snek: "I'm actually an undercover warden disguised as asstant!"
>wat
>his PDA is colored as asstant PDA but correctly states Warden, ID also checks out
>maybe he got promoted from asstant and got carp from a traitor? very farfetched, but eh, presumption of innocence
>the other sec officer present doesn't say anything so I assume Snek is telling the truth after all
>fuck around, shuttle is called
>bump into a freshly cloned officer in medbay
>"Snek is traitor eh killed me arrest pls!"
>Okay?
>arrest Snek again 99% sure he is a traitor or a ling but don't really have enough proof to 100% convince myself
>let him go again
>finally decide to check sec records
>there's an assistant Snake Plissken
>and a warden Snake Plisskin or something to that extent
>feel like Sherlock Poirot and Dr Maigret
>go to escape to arrest Snek and gloat
>bomb explodes we both die

[Whoisthere]

In retrospect there were so many obvious signs he really was a traitor (a dude with a sleeping carp standing among gibs and saying im innocent) but I was drunk and he had a loyalty implant. Plus I hate accidentally arresting/killing innocents.

[Screemonster]

...
>feel like Sherlock Poirot and Dr Maigret

Turns out you were more like Inspector Clouseau

[SpaceInaba]

>rogue hos (traitor pretending to be him)
>killed literally 90% of the station
>projectile immune
>he sees me
>doesnt know I stole krav maga gloves from the dead warden
>sprints down the hallway after me
>I'm blaring the fist of the north star theme
>it's time
>legsweep his ass
>whip out gun I've been carrying around
>blast him a couple times
>he has adrenals
>run away
>I'm gonna wait for him around a corner and then drop his ass again
>round corner
>>>>>>>>>the clown put banana peels all over the fuckin floor
>slip
>get stunned and cuffed

fucking clown

[Whoisthere]

Turns out you were more like Inspector Clouseau

Clouseau is the original "how do i change hands???" SS13 detective.

[Deitus]

really really shitty night for spacestation tonight

>be botany
>decide to help out sec and make some weapon plants for them
>tell the cap and hos about it
>they're on board
>make bomb tomatoes by the hundreds
>greytide starts trying to break in
>SEC TO BOTANY SEC TO BOTANY
>no response
>they get in
>fight them off but they steal a few tomatoes
>cause shit because lmao greytide
>hos comes by and ignites the entire stack of them
>blows a hole in hydro
>"they were dangerous"
>get super pissed and go after him
>he kills me then laughs at my corpse

>few rounds later
>tator botanist
>go grab some gloves to hack machines with
>come back and pray for chem machine tc trade
>"ok workin on it"
>sec officer comes by, points at me, calls me a professional failure then runs away
>ok
>waiting waiting waiting
>same sec officer and another one come by again
>arrest me for "suspicious activity"
>cant figure out how to get out, have to have chef let them out
>keep bumping into me and having to regrab me, could run easily but just want this farce over with
>some rando geneticist grabs me and saxxes
>takes me to medbay room
>"i got you fam"
>*unzips armblade*
>decapitates me as sec walks in
>sec runs off to get the ling
>cmo picks up my head
>walks right past cloning
>throws me on robotics desk
>put in mmi
>"just clone me man"
>roboticist takes my brain out of the mmi and spaces it

lessons learned, from now on anything i make, whether botany, rnd, or any other job, is solely and exclusively for my use and my use only. trying to help others in this game leads to a healthy assfucking way more often than not, and im pretty damn tired of it.

needless to say, im tilted as fuck.

[huehuehue]

really really shitty night for spacestation tonight

>be botany
>decide to help out sec and make some weapon plants for them
>tell the cap and hos about it
>they're on board
>make bomb tomatoes by the hundreds
>greytide starts trying to break in
>SEC TO BOTANY SEC TO BOTANY
>no response
>they get in
>fight them off but they steal a few tomatoes
>cause shit because lmao greytide
>hos comes by and ignites the entire stack of them
>blows a hole in hydro
>"they were dangerous"
>get super pissed and go after him
>he kills me then laughs at my corpse

>few rounds later
>tator botanist
>go grab some gloves to hack machines with
>come back and pray for chem machine tc trade
>"ok workin on it"
>sec officer comes by, points at me, calls me a professional failure then runs away
>ok
>waiting waiting waiting
>same sec officer and another one come by again
>arrest me for "suspicious activity"
>cant figure out how to get out, have to have chef let them out
>keep bumping into me and having to regrab me, could run easily but just want this farce over with
>some rando geneticist grabs me and saxxes
>takes me to medbay room
>"i got you fam"
>*unzips armblade*
>decapitates me as sec walks in
>sec runs off to get the ling
>cmo picks up my head
>walks right past cloning
>throws me on robotics desk
>put in mmi
>"just clone me man"
>roboticist takes my brain out of the mmi and spaces it

lessons learned, from now on anything i make, whether botany, rnd, or any other job, is solely and exclusively for my use and my use only. trying to help others in this game leads to a healthy assfucking way more often than not, and im pretty damn tired of it.

needless to say, im tilted as fuck.

either those were some shitty ass players that require bannu, you're being targeted because you're infamous, or you're being targeted for lulz
either way, you'll wanna contact an admin for this, that's hippie-nox tier bullshittery

[Deitus]

either those were some shitty ass players that require bannu, you're being targeted because you're infamous, or you're being targeted for lulz
either way, you'll wanna contact an admin for this, that's hippie-nox tier bullshittery

ruled as ic issues.

also ive only been playing here a few years, im still "literally who"-tier. i doubt people would remember me enough to come after me for it.

[Nabski]

You say that, but I consider you one of the more notable ones. Maybe it's just because you're one of the players who is willing to do head rolls, and at some point you had that stupid gib the pussi thing.

[Nilons]

ye i grudge the shit out of talist what are you talking about

[cedarbridge]

either those were some shitty ass players that require bannu, you're being targeted because you're infamous, or you're being targeted for lulz
either way, you'll wanna contact an admin for this, that's hippie-nox tier bullshittery

ruled as ic issues.

I wonder about the context for some of these that don't come out in the salt-venting process this thread is meant for but on the facts presented the second case just sounds awful. There's almost no good reasons for a roboticist to be spacing brains brought to them.

[SaveVatznick]

really really shitty night for spacestation tonight

>be botany
>decide to help out sec and make some weapon plants for them
>tell the cap and hos about it
>they're on board
>make bomb tomatoes by the hundreds
>greytide starts trying to break in
>SEC TO BOTANY SEC TO BOTANY
>no response
>they get in
>fight them off but they steal a few tomatoes
>cause shit because lmao greytide
>hos comes by and ignites the entire stack of them
>blows a hole in hydro
>"they were dangerous"
>get super pissed and go after him
>he kills me then laughs at my corpse

>few rounds later
>tator botanist
>go grab some gloves to hack machines with
>come back and pray for chem machine tc trade
>"ok workin on it"
>sec officer comes by, points at me, calls me a professional failure then runs away
>ok
>waiting waiting waiting
>same sec officer and another one come by again
>arrest me for "suspicious activity"
>cant figure out how to get out, have to have chef let them out
>keep bumping into me and having to regrab me, could run easily but just want this farce over with
>some rando geneticist grabs me and saxxes
>takes me to medbay room
>"i got you fam"
>*unzips armblade*
>decapitates me as sec walks in
>sec runs off to get the ling
>cmo picks up my head
>walks right past cloning
>throws me on robotics desk
>put in mmi
>"just clone me man"
>roboticist takes my brain out of the mmi and spaces it

lessons learned, from now on anything i make, whether botany, rnd, or any other job, is solely and exclusively for my use and my use only. trying to help others in this game leads to a healthy assfucking way more often than not, and im pretty damn tired of it.

needless to say, im tilted as fuck.

Deitus, why would you ever let security players know that you're making weapons? They get really jealous when their little dick lasers n' tasers are outmatched and are bound to grief you.

[Cuboos]

>Be ling again
>Yes again
> No i'm never going to win ling
> But i'll be damned if i stop trying.
>get genomes
>Kill detective
>steal captain medal
> escape as detective with ID
>oh boy how am i gonna fuck this up?
>Talk with ling buddies
>they're not interested in cooperating, mostly doing their own stuff
>sure whatever, they don't bother me i don't bother them
> run around for a bit, get my genomes
> easiest objective, not very interesting.
> find dead sec officer in maint
>absorb him
>take his shit
>no one suspects a thing
> wonder the station a bit
>find detective
>it's time
> taser
>mute sting him
>kill him with arm blade
>drag into maint
>absorb his body
>take his shit
> transform into him
> no one saw a thing
>round goes smoothly
> shuttles calls
>station going to shit
> business as usual
>shuttle arrives
> everyone piles in
> people on the shuttle surprisingly calm
>clown trips a few people with banana peels but that's the worst of it
>shuttle docks at centcom
>oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
> did i do it? did i finally do it?
>forgot captain medal
>FUCK

[oranges]

it's good to see deitus finally getting fucked like he deserves

[InsaneHyena]

>Come back after a few months hiatus
>Wasn't conscripted after all
>Yet
>You're a LAWYER TRAITOR
>Oh shit, a lot of things are different now
>Okay, what do I do?
>I'll just buy a revolver, print a shitload of ammo and shoot my target
>And then whoever I feel like
>Do exactly that
>Hack autolathe
>No option to print .357 ammo
>Doublecheck the wiki, maybe I fucked up
>Nah, everything is right
>Adminhelp - did they change the hacking?
>An admin says yes, but he doesn't know how
>Go to github, research the issue
>Apparently, it has something to do with RnD rework
>Fine
>Go back to the game
>Somehow my character hasn't been murdered or stripped yet
>Find a HoS just standing in the hallway
>Some masked chucklefuck steals his ID and backpack
>Ask him if he's my target
>Upon hearing the name, he runs off
>That's probably him
>Chase him down to the chapel
>Double tap
>Pull the body away, strip search
>Fuck, it isn't him.
>Wild security officer appears
>Just stares at me and the bloodied corpse
>I pull my gun first
>Bang, bang
>Oh right, he has armor.
>Bang
>Bang, just to be sure
>Strip search him, take his weapons, space both bodies
>Spend the rest of the round searching for my target, amidst the rumors of a rogue AI and homicidal cyborgs
>Can't find him
>Decide to kill the captain out of boredom
>Doesn't work out
>Go to the shuttle
>A hacked secborg is killing everyone with lasers, and nobody cares enough to stop him
>I don't care either
>Instead, gonna kill some ligger who's trying to start a plasmafire in the shuttle
>Succeed, get killed by the cyborg right after
>Along with everyone else
>Redtext
>My target was a changeling all along
>Shapeshifted five minutes into the shift

Wasn't that bad, actually.

[huehuehue]

wait they brought secborgs back?

[Deitus]

it's good to see deitus finally getting fucked like he deserves

[huehuehue]

it's good to see deitus finally getting fucked like he deserves

i cri evrytim

[existence_success]

>be me, greyshirt
>you are the tator
>kill fuckface mcgee the medical doctor and escape alive
>sweet haven't got antag in forever
>decide to buy a surplus crate
>get like four pairs of no slips and some useless pistol ammo
>and four parapens
>decide to be a pen salesman
>go to hop
>offer to give him a pen
>say it kills you instantly
>pull it out
>he explodes for some reason
>ohokay.jpg
>some time later
>hop disables me and lasers me to death for no raisin
>die

giving the hop an energy gun was a mistake

[Denton]

>Rogue Atmos Tech with hijack objective. Oh boy!
>Spend time directly rerouting the incinerator output to distro
>Set up tritium fusion inside the burn chamber, about to release superheated, lag-inducing ass all over the station
>BYOND crashes
>It won't start up again
>After what feels like ages, finally reconnect
>The Emergency shuttle has left the station
GOD FUCKING

[Doctor Pork]

either those were some shitty ass players that require bannu, you're being targeted because you're infamous, or you're being targeted for lulz
either way, you'll wanna contact an admin for this, that's hippie-nox tier bullshittery

ruled as ic issues.

I wonder about the context for some of these that don't come out in the salt-venting process this thread is meant for but on the facts presented the second case just sounds awful. There's almost no good reasons for a roboticist to be spacing brains brought to them.

right? at least give them to the chef

[huehuehue]

i got one

>drone
>wandering around
>hear over radio someone emagged orion trail
>wanna see what it's like
>get there, quite a few organics there so i wait my turn
>they go away, i start new game
>a guy named Iggy Miller messes with the model ship
>it explodes
>most of departures is gone and only 1 person survived from what i saw

oof

[Deitus]

>get tator tot
>ask for tc trade
>"sorry we're only doing santa gimmicks today"
>sure fam hit me up
>become santa
>walk out and start giving gifts
>greyshirt walks up
>"SANTA CAN I HAVE SOME SKUB"
>dont have any skub, sorry
>he ree's then runs off
>comes back within a few moments with a toolbox
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME SKUB!!"
>beats me on the head
>tell him to stop
>keeps going
>ok he's not just memeing
>try to get to medbay but im already hurt bad by now
>greyshit not letting up
>nobody helps me
>finally get critted in medbay
>greyshirt runs off
>get a minor heal spell from admins
>cant use while in crit
>get cyrod, but have massive blood loss and lots of brain damage
>mfw 3 doctors cant figure out how to do blood transfusions
>get tired of the incompetence after a good five minutes and ask admins for a heal
>they're nice enough to do so
>start leaving medbay to give more gifts
>oh wait nope here comes gasmask mctatertot
>sleepy pens me
>apparently they work instantly now
>edaggers to death
>drags me off into maint and throws me in a locker
>proceeds to murderbone a good portion of the crew the same way

sometimes people just dont like fun.

---

>botanist
>grab my shit
>go to chem
>he's not moving
>"hey buddy you there?"
>no response
>wait for a bit in case he didnt realize a round started
>still nothing
>bust in and take a machine
>grow some potatoes for chef for a bit when chemist comes by with a welding tank
>"you took my chem machine motherfucker"
>you were braindead
>start typing to ask if he wants it back now
>before i can:
>"ill show you braindead motherfucker"
>tosses chem nade next to tank
>blows up botany
>windoors broken, im on fire/armless/flashing red, lizard botanypal is also knocked on his ass
>an officer comes by to see the destruction as the chemist climbs over the table
>warden joins in watching as chemist gets over table to come in and beat me to death
>third officer comes to watch chemist climb back over counter and leave
>lizard botany"pal" does nothing but watch
>officers all leave and do nothing
>a few minutes later captain's announcement
>"anybody know how botany exploded or who did it?"

it continues to amuse me how coders are so against just giving botany a chem machine.
>M-MUH DEPARTMENTAL INTERAAAAAAAAACTION!!
t. someone who doesnt play botany or chemist.
it wastes time for both departments when they have better/their own things to do, and ill always be salty that they refuse to add one.

bonus points for bgo ONCE AGAIN being online and in adminwho but not responding to ahelps.

-
>LITERALLY next round after that
>be botanist again
>get stuff
>only one chemist
>"hey can i have this chem machine"
>other doctor (viro?) walks up and asks for one too
>sec officer who was standing there tases us both
>tries to use one pair of handcuffs on both of us
>only goes to the doc (obviously)
>he runs off with him
>chemist tells me i can have the other machine
>neat
>chem lets me in, grab it
>set up botany
>barely hacked my machines when another officer comes in
>"you are under arrest for theft and assault"
>they told me i could have it bro
>tazes and cuffs me
>dude i just said they told me its fine
>"stop resisting"
>tell him repeatedly about how i had permission multiple times over on way to brig
>no response
>taken in front of warden
>"theft of station property and assault"
>warden ive been telling this guy that the chemist gave the go-ahead
>warden looks at officer
>"K"
>stripped over the course of two minutes and brigged
>officer stands outside and watches me while i wait it out
>tell him he's a dumbass
>uses his sec mask voice function but nothing else
>released
>welderbomb sec and suicide

shit night for space manz.

[calzilla1]

Never trust a ligger

[delaron]

>get tator tot

>LITERALLY next round after that
>be botanist again
>get stuff
>only one chemist

Incorrect. I was getting the Cyro beakers to set up medical. Two chemists and Im sorry you had a bad day. I sent over 20 Mutagen bottles.

[Deitus]

>get tator tot

>LITERALLY next round after that
>be botanist again
>get stuff
>only one chemist

Incorrect. I was getting the Cyro beakers to set up medical. Two chemists and Im sorry you had a bad day. I sent over 20 Mutagen bottles.

ah, i came over fairly quickly and the other chem didnt say anything about a partner ("since you're the only chem can i have that one?")

my mistake. still shitsec though.

[Armhulen]

>try to have fun with deitus

>it's a jail sentence

dammit i shoulda read space law