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D.A.L.E.K states, "CLOWN"
D.A.L.E.K states, "STATE LAWS"

paprika wrote:[Engineering] Poly squawks, "Current Active Laws:"

Blackiwhat wrote:Issac Thorely (as Hiro Protagonist) says, "((He attacked you, I witnessed it. He's a grief))"

Blackiwhat wrote:Issac Thorely (as Hiro Protagonist) says, "((He attacked you, I witnessed it. He's a grief))"

Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:"Long Live Cargonia." - Wicklan

Best round of my fucking life. All Cargo Tech's seceded Supply from Space Station 13 and founded the Republic Of Cargonia. I, the QM, ended up in the Insanity Ward of the brig.

Miauw wrote:

paprika wrote:[Engineering] Poly squawks, "Current Active Laws:"

HALP POLY ROUGE BLOW THE ENGIES

Marcus Crane starts climbing onto the table.
Marcus Crane climbs onto the table.
Marcus Crane says, "I absolutely love gagging on dirty dicks."
Marcus Crane says, "My butthole absolutely reeks of cum."
Nolan Field says, "Haha"
Marcus Crane says, "I uh"
Marcus Crane says, "Didn't see you there"
[Engineering] Marcus Crane says, "I swear that wasn't what it sounded like."

Saintish wrote:It juts out from his being like blades of grass in sandy abandon.

oranges wrote:

Saintish wrote:It juts out from his being like blades of grass in sandy abandon.

You have quite the turn of phrase, you should do writing.

Intigracy wrote:It's not shitposting.

It also hasn't been said in this thread, I just read every post.

Quoting yourself makes you awesomely shitty.

Saintish wrote:spoilered for lewd

Spoiler:

my victim's name censored

Alec Glascock kisses you tenderly on your nape. His cock is like a mountain - hard. Enormous. It juts out from his being like blades of grass in sandy abandon.
Spaceman decides to take the initiative, reaching over and pulling down Alec's boxers, releasing his raging meat.
Alec Glascock says, "Huh."
Spaceman asks, "Hmm?"
Alec Glascock gets on his knees - he pulls down Spaceman's boxers as he descends.
Alec Glascock gasps as Spaceman's cock springs to life, precum building up at the tip.
Spaceman says, "Well"
Spaceman lies back on the bed, looking invitingly at Alec
Spaceman says, "Your move"
Alec Glascock is taken by a crushing feeling of futility; sex follows but feels mundane, hollow. The scene feels to him as though he's in a fire escape watching the flames roast the masses. He kills himself around 5:00 AM.
Alec Glascock is holding his breath! It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.

Bluespace wrote:The corgi puppy (CUNT) (ANNIHILATOR) yaps.

Cuboos wrote:Molly Prechtl asks, "well CE?"
Molly Prechtl asks, "Wanna fuck or not?"
You extend the baton.
Molly Prechtl has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Johnson Fitzwell!
Johnson Fitzwell asks, "hows that for an answer?"

bandit wrote:Juggernaut (92) eats the clown's ass.

OOC: Ergovisavi: If you're not playing vorestation, you're not playing SS13 the way it was meant to be played

Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:OOC: AnonymousNow: Capsacin fecal snorkelling.

wizard round in a nutshell

Cecily wrote:-snip-

Xhuis wrote:

Cecily wrote:-snip-

Dear God, that guy was such an idiot. I think he deliberately ignored everyone.

Cecily wrote:[Common] Aden Mcclymonds says, "AI close all external airlocks and call the emergancy shuddle. after calling the shuddle detstroy anything that could re-call the shuddle and then self-desturct"

>shuddle