Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 24, 2017 8:15 am #298226

Bottom post of the previous page:

i am
so angry
i need a nappie

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 24, 2017 8:18 am #298228

what you need is a hug

hold on i have something halfway suitable

capi duffman · Wed May 24, 2017 10:56 am

who knows what maladies that poor frog got from that DIRTY LIZARD.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:14 pm #299644

>latejoin assistant
>power out, comms bombed, shit has gone down
>stuff happens
>later a ling with adrenal sacs and armblade is murderboning in escape
>also has tasers and caps lasers
>manage to get one taser off him, then tase him down as he goes through his backpack armory and take guns
>he flees
>shuttle about to leave
>find him in escape pod next to a bunch of dead and decapitated corpses, blood everywhere and all over him
>times up fucker
>tase him
>about to move in to cuff and weld death
>cue officer retard coming in off the arrivals shuttle
>sees me taze him
>wordlessly tases me
>OFFICER NO HE'S A LING
>"bullshit"
>begins cuffing me
>ling gets out of stun and kills us both
>all of deadchat telling officer he's a retard
>"how was i supposed to know"
>HE WAS COVERED IN BLOOD NEXT TO DECAPITATED CORPSES WITH AN ARMBLADE OUT
>"it was dark"
>our faces when pods have full lighting, not to mention my own flashlight
>"not my fault, sec is my favorite job im gonna keep playing it"

i havent been this fucking salty in a long goddamn time

Post by **Armhulen** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:38 pm #299654

that was fucking hilarious holy shit.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:42 pm #299656

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun May 28, 2017 2:05 am #299762

HAPPENED THE SAME DAY:

>cult round
>shitton of constructs
>manage to kite a jugg in sec with a welder, almost have it down
>warden runs nearby and rapid fire shoots his taser at the jugg
>hits me
>jugg kills me while stunned then goes on to kill warden

IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Sun May 28, 2017 2:24 am #299766

Deitus wrote:IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST

...where exactly do you think we are?

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Sun May 28, 2017 2:35 am #299772

My recent gang round in a nutshell

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sun May 28, 2017 2:53 am #299781

Deitus wrote:HAPPENED THE SAME DAY:

>cult round
>shitton of constructs
>manage to kite a jugg in sec with a welder, almost have it down
>warden runs nearby and rapid fire shoots his taser at the jugg
>hits me
>jugg kills me while stunned then goes on to kill warden

IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST

Don't worry bby one day if you come to bagil you'll get to see good (albeit brutal and asshole) sec

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Sun May 28, 2017 3:09 am #299790

D&B wrote:
Deitus wrote:HAPPENED THE SAME DAY:

>cult round
>shitton of constructs
>manage to kite a jugg in sec with a welder, almost have it down
>warden runs nearby and rapid fire shoots his taser at the jugg
>hits me
>jugg kills me while stunned then goes on to kill warden

IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST
Don't worry bby one day if you come to bagil you'll get to see good (albeit brutal and asshole) sec

>Bageltown denizens believe this to be true
Literal pushovers.

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun May 28, 2017 3:24 am #299796

bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sun May 28, 2017 3:27 am #299799

Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

Since when are you an admin?

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun May 28, 2017 4:12 am #299819

D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?

well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

MrEousTranger · Sun May 28, 2017 4:22 am

Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

HOW I MET YOUR ADMIN!

Montyblancs · Post by **Montyblancs** » Mon May 29, 2017 4:53 pm #300195

>Chaplin, extended. Usual greytide ensues.
>Decide to create a shrine, where I'll immolate myself for a request.
>Make a 1x2 burn chamber surrounded by windows, break into atmos and make a plasma/oxygen mix canister
>Seal myself in, as I prepare to light the mix, two borgs observe me.
>Inform them that I am sacrificing myself for the God's favor, proceed to pray for a dark force to attack the station
>As soon as I light the mix and die, one of the borgs decons a window and burns the entire chapel
>Scream internally
>Get cloned, repair the chapel. Decide to instead try an ice shrine.
>Steal freon canister from engineering, resecure the shrine.
>Rip it open, pray to turn the chapel into a sick-ass arcade with my frozen corpse as a centerpiece
>Announce my offering over common, get a nice crowd of onlookers as I die yet again
>Admins actually start building the sick-ass arcade, frozen tears of joy streaming down my-
>Borgs break open a window and let all the goddamn freon out
>SCREAM EXTERNALLY

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon May 29, 2017 4:58 pm #300199

>dumbass fucking borgs not realising that self-harm is kosher

InsaneHyena · Tue May 30, 2017 12:30 am

>Be miner returning to the station
>Shuttle takes fifteen minutes to leave the dock.
>While I'm flying, remember how it used to leave instantly
>It spaced miners all the time - that was fucking fun. Now it's all hugbox.
>Hey, maybe I should make a PR reverting it?
>Bring back the good old times. Deathtrap station and all.
>Arrive to the station, leave the shuttle.
>Wait, I forgot something.
>Right, my ore box.
>Return to the mining shuttle, grab ore box and head towards the exit
>The shuttle departs with me in the airlock
>Get spaced

Made me think.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:46 am #300493

Didn't you, once upon a time, intensely hate miners?

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Tue May 30, 2017 7:11 am #300497

I don't hate the job, I hate the players.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 7:42 am #300501

So what does intense self-loathing feel like?
Oh, wait, I can answer that.

Limski · Post by **Limski** » Tue May 30, 2017 4:08 pm #300583

>Be security officer
>See wizard teleporting in
>Do the sane thing and kill it on sight
>It deathwhispers something
>Assistant nearby collapses, pay no attention to the detail
>Miner says, "Dude, the wizard just mindswapped"
>briefly explain that mindswap sleeps the victim and the wizard and be on my way, not paying attention to the COLLAPSED ASSISTANT RIGHT NEXT TO THE WIZARD
>Get back to brig . . . take a short moment to process what happened
>realize how FUCKING BADLY I FUCKED UP and scream over common radio about it to notify the crew
>turns out that guy was an apprentice and the real wizard kills me shortly afterwards

I have never felt so ashamed

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:19 pm #301030

Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:34 pm #301033

I asked okand to candidate me.
Shortly thereafter okand vanished.

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:35 pm #301035

DemonFiren wrote:I asked owegno to candidate me.
Shortly thereafter owegno vanished.

mental SNAKEDOWN miright

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:38 pm #301038

you dumb frog had to quote me after i unmisremembered the admin

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:39 pm #301040

Looks like your a snake out of water!!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:44 pm #301043

sneks are ew
only lizzers here

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:01 pm #301481

tacolizard wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.

the trick to becoming AC'd is to be liked

it's easy for people it dislike you when you ask for AC a lot/little/whatever amount is "more than once or twice", though

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:11 pm #301485

That's right I'm liked!

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:31 pm #301495

Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!

Wrong!

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:47 pm #301502

Kraso wrote:
Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!
Wrong!

GET OUT OF MY THREAD OH MY GOD YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT STP

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:50 pm #301503

Armhulen wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!
Wrong!
GET OUT OF MY THREAD OH MY GOD YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT STP

Ditto

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed May 31, 2017 8:44 pm #301535

Armhulen wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!
Wrong!
GET OUT OF MY THREAD OH MY GOD YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT STP

it'd be your thread if it was the feedback thread lol

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Wed May 31, 2017 9:03 pm #301546

Qbopper wrote:
tacolizard wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.
the trick to becoming AC'd is to be liked

it's easy for people it dislike you when you ask for AC a lot/little/whatever amount is "more than once or twice", though

I don't ask very often, at least I don't think so. I've only really asked like 2 or three times mabye, the last time was probably last year.

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:40 pm #302460

>Scientist, metastation
>Tator, get documents
>Start doing RnD, people still recognize me from my guide
>Everything looks nice, miners bring stuff, xenobio is doing their thing, not much disruption
>Experiment a bit with launchpads
>Decide to buy a briefcase launchpad to get into the vault
>Steal documents ez pz
>Buy codespeak for me and a couple random people, but never get to use it
>Buy emag and tator encryption key
>30 minutes later
>Someone syndibombed medbay and rnd, there's a lot of sec around, station in chaos, shuttle called
>Hang in escape a bit, get bored, chat with an atmos tech building something
>AI announces they trapped the captain in their own room for their safety
>Something's fishy, let's get the cap out
>Go to cap's room maint with an emag
>Start setting up the pad...
>Tazed, cuffed, dragged to the brig
>who cares about captains and likely rogue AIs when you've got sweet valids
>get dragged to brig where every guard passing by loots some of my stuff without saying a word
>try to speak to the warden to explain that yes, i had traitor gear, but that i was trying to help
>"perma"
>"no, wait, gulag"
>shuttle comes in 5 minutes
>thankfully the HoP was passing by while i was in the telegulag tube, and explained to the warden that gulagging with the shuttle coming is dumb
>get dragged to escape by the warden
>warden gets knocked down by something
>run to the atmos tech and get uncuffed
>go back to the brig to at least get the briefcase back
>get into cap's room
>completely empty except for a corpse and an all-access id
>get to the shuttle, escape without documents, regret trying to help

Screemonster · Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:48 pm

XDTM wrote:snip

because fuck getting a good story when you can unzip that justiceboner amirite

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:35 pm #302662

XDTM wrote:ded

tbf it's kinda reasonable to shit your pants and arrest someone when you see them emagging, but if you explained the situation that's still kinda shitty of him (especially >gulag)

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:16 pm #302757

>haven't rolled antag in a while
>bartender ling
>get shotgun, hack lathe and load up with slugs
>find out my target is another ling
>other ling gets caught and is getting dragged to chapel
>think I can steal his corpse away and id so I can greentext
>he's already been cremated
>ah whatever, feelsbadman
>wander around some more
>go into dorms, some chucklefuck emag'd the holodeck and released the homing missle bees that are three times faster then you
>run away, get killed in hallway
>someone drags me to cloning, I start stasis
>get defibbed, but too much tox and i die instantly
>get put in cloner
>some incompetent doctor pulls me out early, in crit and i bleed to death in front of her while she does nothing
>some imperfect person steals my corpse and drags it away to loot it
>don't get put back in to be cloned, morgue instead
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:22 pm #302762

>Be changeling
>Die
>This is somehow a huge problem

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:41 pm #302767

well yeah, but the doctor is a fucking incompetent who would of cucked over any antag, ling or not

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:07 pm #302789

that's when you revive, beat them up to an inch of their life, put them in the cloner and then morgue them

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:32 am #302923

This should be story of awesome, You missed the part where I made your head scream shit.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:53 am #302925

InsaneHyena wrote:>Be changeling
>Die
>This is somehow a huge problem

>be changeling
>wear clothes

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:00 am #302927

CosmicScientist wrote:>Orion trail
>get silly 'cuffs
>go to medbay
>put the mime in 'cuffs, drag them in a 2x2 loop
>doctor with a syringe gun follows me closely
>drag mime to a disposals, climb in myself
>mime gets free
>doctor's still there
>start putting doctor in 'cuffs
>they didn't move
>drag them around for fun
>let them get out
>get stuffed into disposals
>didn't get flushed
>wait for auto flush
>get bored because auto flush was swifter back in my day I swearsies on me mam
>get out and run outside of medbay
>CMO and doctor give chase
>stop
>get needled
>can't move
>get injected with sleep toxin by hand
>get taken to sec, stripped
>unconscious but warden doesn't care? they drag me outside the brig and put my stuff on my face
>CMO and doc drag me to maint
>stripped
>they're wearing muh red glasses I got from the clothesmate
>taken to surgery, still unconscious
>anaesthetic tank
>
>waiting a long time for them to stab my limbs off (not even amputation surgery, have to wait for them to heal me because they don't want to kill me)
>pray to have something interesting happen since whilst I want to get up and have an excuse to go ham on them with some frakking spears, they appear to be turning me into a quadruple amputee so no spear throwing for me
>wake up, only have a right hand
>cunt is said a lot
>"You had it coming"
>fucking
>toy
>cuffs
>"But you had a fun adventure"
>was asleep for the torture porn so I couldn't bellow cunt and any other unimaginative vulgarities at them as they fail to play the game
>You hear a voice in your head... I can explode you, If you'd prefer that
>yesyesyes
>gibbed, bluuud errywhere, yay fun!
>it's clock cult
>cultists like cutting up potential converts?
>round end
>neither listed as cuck cult
>ahelp and probably give up spessmens for a week
>stop wondering why some people just ghost once they get put into a position that removes control of their character

I was the warden. I told them they were toy cuffs. In hind sight I should have woken you up. I shotgunned the CMO to death if that makes you feel any better

bman · Post by **bman** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:18 pm #303021

calzilla1 wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:ded
I was the warden. I told them they were toy cuffs. In hind sight I should have woken you up. I shotgunned the CMO to death if that makes you feel any better

calzilla MVP.

bman · Post by **bman** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:40 pm #303104

>be assistant
>walk to bar
>see TERRY NEWDAY aka DESK DRAWER get the shit beat out of him, he's in crit, he also got morphined.
>drag him to med
>scan him, blood level fucking 60.
>no morphine anymore
>painfully break into surgery, get the -o blood, throw myself over the table, grab him and drag him to a UV, hook it up to him and he soon stands up
>Terry Newday says, "IT'S MORPHINE YOU FUCKING MOUTHBREATHIGN RETARD!!!!!!!11111111111111"
>walks away

>die inside

>regret even saving him from a 60% blood death
>never save anyone ever for a whole month

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:09 pm #303719

>Nuke Op
>Gear up with everyone
>Door to shuttle is depowered
>Open it
>There's no bridge
>Buy Elite Hardsuit and go to shuttle
>It's depowered
>Rush to the hardsuit section to give them out to my fellow ops
>Take bomb cores as we prepare to rush the disk
>We depart after doing some magic fuckery to fix the sending console (Literally unpowered shuttle)
>We make it on station
>Rush to the armory and plant a bomb core with minibomb
>Another OP sees me plant the bomb
>Stays in certain death radius
>Rush out to save him
>We both get critted

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Post by **lumipharon** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:12 pm #303721

If your team mate is dumb enough to stand that close, they're a liability, not an asset. You're unironically better off with them dead - less free loot for the crew.

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:22 pm #303728

I realized that AFTER I died

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:57 pm #308395

>captain
>doing my pirate gimmick
>round has been very fucking chaotic with two/three harmful viruses (shoutout to the chemists on deck my fucking god you guys stayed on top of that)
>it's taken a long time but the shuttle is finally here
>pretty good round so far, had some competent sec and medbay players so it was ok
>get onto shuttle
>leaves
>hear someone being beat up in the shuttle brig
>ask the mech in the bridge to move
>walk outside into the brig
>in the time it took the mech to move everyone has gained a chainsaw and begun to murder eachother
>the warden chops my head off
>ask "what the fuck was that"
>apparently it's some kind of lavaland item

three rounds in a row with no fun allowed and this one's sodium was created by an item from my least favorite thing in the game