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ShadowDimentio wrote:I NEED TO WRITE A 1500 WORD PAPER BEFORE TOMORROW ON TWO WORKS OF ART

FUCK MY ASS I HATE WRITING ABOUT BORING TOPICS I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If it helps I have to finish a long powerpoint for Wed on breathing medical stuff and I can't get motivated at all to do it because I'm already a registered respiratory therapist whose passed his boards and I'm working already so school at this point is just why just give the damn diploma argh.

Happening status: Happening

Bullshitting level: Phoenix Wright

655/1500 words, halfway there baby!

man 1500 words is like nine paragraphs
80% of my english degree was a 220,000 word journal
granted there were only a handful of us in the class but the prof had to read every word to grade it

Oh boo hoo

Today I'm going to have to spend 20 minutes on hold to speak to some barely trained dot head at Xerox support to figure out why the auto ordering system isn't auto ordering toner at one of my sites, whilst getting interrupted every ten minutes by needy teachers that can barely figure out how to turn puter on

Just wait til you get to the real world bitches

Alternatively, do it like I did: work at university, never get to see the real world.

cat update: think he had a stroke - another appt tomorrow to know the results of a blood test. told my mother that i wouldn't be able to take it and that if it's the only choice then do it
this cat is 15 years old and i have had him since deep childhood

Oh no. I hope he gets better!

That is rough man, good cats are hard to come by. Hoping the best

Wyzack wrote:That is rough man, good cats are hard to come by.

Pussy game cray

Felix (i did not know any other Cat Names when i was young)
bloods were clear, he's eaten solid food and drank a little - hasn't used his litter tray since the car ride to the vet's (he pissed all over me)
he is currently resting on my bed underneath my sweater with a bowl of food/water next to him

he has another appointment tomorrow i think
i told my mother that i couldn't bear to see him in this kind of state again so if that is the only choice then say yes
the above is also why i will not go to the appointment as i've already had Family And Friend Deaths this week alone

https://twitter.com/staplemyanus/status ... 2998062080

An0n3 wrote:Those times I would join cargo as Billy Mays and sell the crew circular saws have come back to haunt me.

You know I actually met the man about a year and a half before he died.


He was taller than I expected.

420weedscopes wrote:Felix (i did not know any other Cat Names when i was young)
bloods were clear, he's eaten solid food and drank a little - hasn't used his litter tray since the car ride to the vet's (he pissed all over me)
he is currently resting on my bed underneath my sweater with a bowl of food/water next to him

he has another appointment tomorrow i think
i told my mother that i couldn't bear to see him in this kind of state again so if that is the only choice then say yes
the above is also why i will not go to the appointment as i've already had Family And Friend Deaths this week alone

https://twitter.com/staplemyanus/status ... 2998062080

Poor fella. I hope he pulls through, but 15 is a damn good run for a cat.

Makes me think of my 12yo going on 13yo dog. Molly is still very healthy and active for a dog her age(Honestly, aside from being a little slower, she acts like she's 5 or even younger aside from being a grumpy little bitch on occasion), but Rat Terriers are short, stout little bastards and dogs built like that tend to last. She was never fixed and has a bunch of cysts along her belly, but they've been the same for literally years. I can't really afford to have them biopsied anyway... It's sobering and crushing knowing that at her age she could be Gone in an instant for any myriad reasons. Then again her once life long companion, my Dad's dog Chick, lasted approximately 18 years. And she was a pretty big dog. A catahoula leopard dog. At least my family has a good trackrecord for long lasting dogs. At least both Chick and Dad are at peace. Their ashes are stored in their own cases together.

They have this camera set up in my room at work streaming this goose nest just outside the window



This is the mother. If you approach the window the goose gives you this death stare. The father has been harassing people in the nearby parking lot for the last few days.

Ikarrus wrote:They have this camera set up in my room at work streaming this goose nest just outside the window

This is the mother. If you approach the window the goose gives you this death stare. The father has been harassing people in the nearby parking lot for the last few days.

good stuff, surprisingly large number of people watching the stream too

This is my 4000th post on these forums.

Holy shit it made you a furry

As for the work related moaning

I'm going to wake up tomorrow and shift through 2.9 million lines of php code written before webframeworks were a good idea to find bugs, then I might trawl through some perl code just for fun.

But hey, at least I get paid for my work

An0n, you have bad taste in star fags.

Gained back the pound I lost last week.

If it's one pound only than that is just water weight.

If you were to track your weight throughout the day it would peak and plateau as you sweat and piss and shit/whatever. It's more important to look at the general trend over a long time than daily changes.

What really bugs me is that I've been hovering between 204-208 pounds ever since this second session of Weight Watchers started. My lowest was like 204.4. I really want to break that plateau and get below 200.

I've probably been eating too much protein.

What the fuck...

Idyllic, meteorologically bizarre, subtly creepy

Yeah sweet view Malk

EndgamerAzari wrote:Idyllic, meteorologically bizarre, subtly creepy

Welcome to anywhere above the M4.

WOLTER A SHITHOLE

EndgamerAzari wrote:Idyllic, meteorologically bizarre, subtly creepy

Yeah its a pretty nice view except for the GIANT 1980s SATELLITE DISH centre of my view.

Here's pretty sweet one from yesterday.

Funnily enough if there is any gold at the end of that rainbow the pikey bastard leprechauns have likely stole it, rough area full of chav scum it is.


Edit: By the way it has become a legit snow storm, the shit's actually settling now.
I'm sure the roads will be 'fun' tomorrow.

I could live there. Couldn't be any worse than growing up in Atlantic City. Or North/East Vegas.

he is gone

Yea man, Buck up. He gave you many great years, and you reciprocated. That's all any of us can ask.

That's rough, but hang in there. You know how to get ahold of me if you need to talk.

Rest in peace kit cat.

Atleast now you can get a superior pet that doesn't shit in your wardrobe.

felix never shit in my wardrobe though

I know the feeling of recently losing a life long friend in a cat. Remember the good times man, those are what are important.

Bet she licked her arse on your pillow though, infecting you with mind controlling parasites

Fun fact, it's estimated that up to half of the human population is infected by toxoplasmosis

The thing that only reproduces in cats

Most people don't have symptoms and those that do present with mild flu-like symptoms

Feels like an actual game of Pandemic, kind of surreal

The flashbacks, man, the flashbacks!

I had a dream that I had access to all these magic talismans and rings that let me control reality by talking.

Of course, I spent most of the dream trying (and failing) to make my dick bigger.

weather is fucked

Today was a good day.

Nah, I live in the Midwestern US. We get that kinda shit pretty regularly.

Remie Richards wrote:Today was a good day.

No barking from the dog?

No Smog?

Mama cooked the breakfast with no hog?


Did you have to use your AK?

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:

Remie Richards wrote:Today was a good day.

No barking from the dog?

No Smog?

Mama cooked the breakfast with no hog?


Did you have to use your AK?

Nah, got to try out a cute new outfit and it was great, v.happy.

It's kinda cool and damp out today, but I got to pet a dog so it's okay.

It's raining outside but that's par for the course here, flood warnings are common. Also working in a hospital means I don't even know what outside is so it doesn't even matter to me.

MORE DOGS

MY COWORKER BROUGHT HERS IN ON HER DAY OFF

SO FUZZY

hey come on man thats no way to address her husband.

EndgamerAzari wrote:I had a dream that I had access to all these magic talismans and rings that let me control reality by talking.

Of course, I spent most of the dream trying (and failing) to make my dick bigger.

even reality has to face reality

Takeguru wrote:Fun fact, it's estimated that up to half of the human population is infected by toxoplasmosis

The thing that only reproduces in cats

Most people don't have symptoms and those that do present with mild flu-like symptoms

Feels like an actual game of Pandemic, kind of surreal

It won't be like Pandemic until the world government as a whole decides to allocate all the world's commerce towards curing you because one guy sneezed

And then four days later everyone dies from total organ failure seconds before the cure's global release

The drug that shrekeli hiked the prices is also used to combat toxoplasmosis in HIV patients.

though i personally believed that what he did was a good thing in the long run and the only people who complained were people who just didn't understand the pharmaceutical world.

ColonicAcid wrote:though i personally believed that what he did was a good thing in the long run and the only people who complained were people who just didn't understand the pharmaceutical world.

???