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Calibraptor wrote:Targeting legs with double esword

DemonFiren wrote:

Calibraptor wrote:Targeting legs with double esword

Remember: no legs

TribeOfBeavers wrote:

Denton wrote:~

I was bored and did the calculations: [...]

Anonmare wrote:>Soggymare
Excuse me what, how dare you

Alipheese wrote:If you're stealthminned and use dsay it generates a random admins name, but in a joke/ass way.
DicknakFUCK
MrDrunkenOne
Soggymare
Assops
PeopleareFURRY
etc. very amazing and i spent like 30 minutes getting as many different names as I could.

Saegrimr wrote:

Anonmare wrote:>Soggymare
Excuse me what, how dare you

I wonder if that one was meant for me

Denton wrote:Getting high lets you speak Beachbum. Who needs a Codespeak manual when you can just smoke weed instead?

calzilla1 wrote:But peoplearefurry isnt even an admin anymore, hell he doesnt even play

Limski wrote:You can cuff xenos.
yes.

XDTM wrote:

Limski wrote:You can cuff xenos.
yes.

To add on that, they have a fixed 5 second uncuff time regardless of cuffs, so fake cuffs are just as good for that purpose

Anonmare wrote:

XDTM wrote:

Limski wrote:You can cuff xenos.
yes.

To add on that, they have a fixed 5 second uncuff time regardless of cuffs, so fake cuffs are just as good for that purpose

You can get around that by buckling them to something, like a chair or a bed and then they have to resist the full minute like a normal person

• Rule 1: Control: Don't let the suspect control the conversation - Interrupt them, press them for details, question their motives or actions - anything that keeps them from thinking up lies on the spot.
• Rule 2: Evidence: You can't make a case out of conjecture and it's harder for someone to lie around a fact. They say they weren't at the scene? Tell them you have proof that says they were. Exaggerate or not as necessary.
• Rule 3: Persuasion: Sometimes you to turn the camera and somestimes you need to get rough with a suspect to get him talking - injure them, stab their eyes out with a screwdriver, go at their teeth with a pair of wirecutters and even threaten to have their body spaced if they think dying is no big deal. Non-brainwashed suspects will usually value their life enough to keep talking if they start clamming up on you.
• Rule 4: Showmanship: Get a partner and have him be the good cop to your bad cop, make sure they pipe up in the suspect's defense or argue with you in frotn of the suspect. When you leave, he stays behind and presents a sympathetic ear - They're usually seen as more trustworthy and your suspect might be more inclined to talk to someone they feel they can make a deal with.
• Rule 5: Creativity: Keep your suspects on their toes and get creative. Deliberately screwing up surgical procedures on your suspect can load him down with injuries he can't fix easily or he might have a friend he doesn't want hurt or an accomplice who'll squeal on them if you offer them a deal, hell, offer them both a deal to betray one another and act like the other is about to, or has, done so.

Anonmare wrote:Anonmare's Rules To Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

• Rule 1: Control: Don't let the suspect control the conversation - Interrupt them, press them for details, question their motives or actions - anything that keeps them from thinking up lies on the spot.
• Rule 2: Evidence: You can't make a case out of conjecture and it's harder for someone to lie around a fact. They say they weren't at the scene? Tell them you have proof that says they were. Exaggerate or not as necessary.
• Rule 3: Persuasion: Sometimes you to turn the camera and somestimes you need to get rough with a suspect to get him talking - injure them, stab their eyes out with a screwdriver, go at their teeth with a pair of wirecutters and even threaten to have their body spaced if they think dying is no big deal. Non-brainwashed suspects will usually value their life enough to keep talking if they start clamming up on you.
• Rule 4: Showmanship: Get a partner and have him be the good cop to your bad cop, make sure they pipe up in the suspect's defense or argue with you in frotn of the suspect. When you leave, he stays behind and presents a sympathetic ear - They're usually seen as more trustworthy and your suspect might be more inclined to talk to someone they feel they can make a deal with.
• Rule 5: Creativity: Keep your suspects on their toes and get creative. Deliberately screwing up surgical procedures on your suspect can load him down with injuries he can't fix easily or he might have a friend he doesn't want hurt or an accomplice who'll squeal on them if you offer them a deal, hell, offer them both a deal to betray one another and act like the other is about to, or has, done so.

InsaneHyena wrote: OR they can just scream "I didn't do it, fuck off shitsec, I'll complain to the gods" over and over, and then ghost.

Denton wrote:You know how you can deliver wrapped packages with the destination tagger? You can deliver wrapped lockers and chests. With people inside.

CosmicScientist wrote:Though there being anyone to unwrap you is another problem altogether. And I'm not sure you can unwrap a locker or crate from the inside.

You lean on the back of the emergency closet and start pushing to rip the wrapping around it.
You successfully removed the emergency closet's wrapping !

DemonFiren wrote:Back when you couldn't free yourself from wrapped lockers I remember making a github account specifically to report that bug, because some asshole HoP kept tasering and lockerwrapping me on an away mission, then pushing me as far away from the gate as possible.

Then logging off when I ahelped.

DemonFiren wrote:Also, as far as I know they spawn loaded with buckshot.

Anonmare wrote:When made they get improvised buckshot but you can easily unload it. Personally I prefer taser shells

DemonFiren wrote:Back when you couldn't free yourself from wrapped lockers I remember making a github account specifically to report that bug, because some asshole HoP kept tasering and lockerwrapping me on an away mission, then pushing me as far away from the gate as possible.

Then logging off when I ahelped.

Denton wrote:Holy shit

killerx09 wrote:How to cook 101.

killerx09 wrote:Also comes in Chemistry flavour.

Denton wrote:When you construct airlocks with an RCD, you can change the access settings. My mind is blown by this.

Denton wrote:When you construct airlocks with an RCD, you can change the access settings. My mind is blown by this.

Anonmare wrote:

Denton wrote:When you construct airlocks with an RCD, you can change the access settings. My mind is blown by this.

Do people really not know this?