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sinfulbliss wrote:

Rohen_Tahir wrote:

sinfulbliss wrote:I think this about covers them...

• Tiders preventing officers from bringing an antag into custody
• Any form of friendly antag
• Wardens/HoS's who chem implant without putting chems into the implanter first
• Captains that won't give the spare out
• Sec that have moral problems with antag executions
• Rev round no longer ending after the gamemode is over
• People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search
• Tiders who tide sec during red-alert threats but are too pussy to validhunt
• HoPs who give brig access or deputize people
• Not having access to cargo when you need to order mindshields/lasers/etc.
• Crew who ignore the blob exists
• People who are mean in dchat after losing a fight
• People who are mean in dchat to antags because the antag ruined their round
• Murderboning under 20pop

Touch grass.

Listen retard, if you tell me to touch grass one more time I will literally go outside and grab a chunk of grass and throw it at you. First of all no one "touches" grass, you walk on grass. Second, I'll have you know I have had more action in the past year than you have in your entire life. I didn't want to bring this up,I really didn't, because it's cheap and extremely improper, but you've finally made me go there. You did it. Are you happy?

DO NOT DISS MY HARD WORK WITH YOUR DISGUSTING, LOW VALUE INSULTS. In fact - forget the whole thing. You, me, toolboxes, Fulpstation (I'm still banned from TG so yeah), holodeck. Let's settle it like men.

Seethe and cope.

sinfulbliss wrote:

Timonk wrote:

Captains that won't give the spare out

name one reason why a sane captain should do that in a normal situation

Because I am HoS and AA is sooo important for me. Otherwise it's just electrified doors or people gettin merk'd while we yell "AI OPEN."

Timonk wrote:

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I've discovered that its way easier to do this without cuffing

I do that sometimes but it requires 3 batongs if they have a hardsuit which is wasted charge. Also if it's a spot-search they can be easily taken by tiders and escape due to not being cuffed once they escape stamcrit.

No I meant by asking them nicely

Timonk wrote:

sinfulbliss wrote:

Timonk wrote:

Captains that won't give the spare out

name one reason why a sane captain should do that in a normal situation

Because I am HoS and AA is sooo important for me. Otherwise it's just electrified doors or people gettin merk'd while we yell "AI OPEN."

Timonk wrote:

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I've discovered that its way easier to do this without cuffing

I do that sometimes but it requires 3 batongs if they have a hardsuit which is wasted charge. Also if it's a spot-search they can be easily taken by tiders and escape due to not being cuffed once they escape stamcrit.

No I meant by asking them nicely

ah yuh m8 just take your shit off all of it please, aye thanks. NAAAAAAAH COPER I GOT A 10 INCH BLADE WHISH IS ALEGAL IN ZA UK INNIT M8? WELL IM FINNA USE LETHAL FORCE YA FUCKIN KUNT.

Surprisingly enough that kind of search works on most innocent people

Timonk wrote:Surprisingly enough that kind of search works on most innocent people

Yeah it does work on innocent people... But as sec you don't wanna be searching innocent people to begin with. Unless you're really desperate for finding some guy, you really only search people who you think are guilty, and guilty people are not gonna comply with a bag search. They're going to whip out their 357 and doubletap you then run like the wind

thats why you dont search persons without cuffs in maint

you think that people who you think are guilty are guilty but they are just guilty if you find something. if they dont have anything illegal they have no reason to run, making it easier to search them even without cuffs.

Timonk wrote:thats why you dont search persons without cuffs in maint

you think that people who you think are guilty are guilty but they are just guilty if you find something. if they dont have anything illegal they have no reason to run, making it easier to search them even without cuffs.

This reads like a Shadowflame post

That reads like a Farquaar post

Timonk wrote:thats why you dont search persons without cuffs in maint

you think that people who you think are guilty are guilty but they are just guilty if you find something. if they dont have anything illegal they have no reason to run, making it easier to search them even without cuffs.

That's the problem though, you don't know they don't have anything illegal until after you search them.

Personally, I'll ask nicely if I don't have good reason to believe the person is guilty/dangerous. But if they are a prime suspect and you think it's likely they have bad stuff on them, you should just baton + search to minimize the risk (you don't even need to cuff, just baton and search).

i agree with you on that one

My biggest pet peeve is people who talk about their pet peeves like anyone cares. Like, really, do you think people will care about your pet peeves on the internet or bother to read them? It's honestly the cringies-

sinfulbliss wrote:My biggest pet peeve is people who talk about their pet peeves like anyone cares. Like, really, do you think people will care about your pet peeves on the internet or bother to read them? It's honestly the cringies-

says the person who writes pet peeves.

I hate the antichrist.

sinfulbliss wrote:I think this about covers them...

• Tiders preventing officers from bringing an antag into custody
• Any form of friendly antag
• Wardens/HoS's who chem implant without putting chems into the implanter first
• Captains that won't give the spare out
• Sec that have moral problems with antag executions
• Rev round no longer ending after the gamemode is over
• People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search
• Tiders who tide sec during red-alert threats but are too pussy to validhunt
• HoPs who give brig access or deputize people
• Not having access to cargo when you need to order mindshields/lasers/etc.
• Crew who ignore the blob exists
• People who are mean in dchat after losing a fight
• People who are mean in dchat to antags because the antag ruined their round
• Murderboning under 20pop

breathe some outside air

Rohen_Tahir wrote:I hate the antichrist.

me too

Fikou wrote: breathe some outside air

fight me

Dax Dupont wrote: ↑Mon May 26, 2014 11:59 am Fucking greytiders stealing engineering's gloves and sec not doing shit about it.
Getting pushed 1233214214 times when pulling shit.
Kawaii faggots
Janitors that don't put signs out or slip people intentionally.
Stupid fucking clowns that do nothing but grief in a really lame way. It's funnier when they do more clever things. Also Sacramouche clown is best clown.
Antag mimes, seriously. Also people that suicide if they spawn as non-antag mime. Should be banned for that shit.

this

miggles wrote: ↑Tue May 27, 2014 8:02 am people with the last name "williams" also happen to be very bad
you can tell because their last name is williams, and this speaks a lot about their character and the way they play
oh wait, no it doesnt

based miggles

Sherrie Williams
I expect nervere to arrive in T-3 hours

i hate people who are so dense that they dont pay attention at all to anything that anyone says
like one round i screamed out both the name and location of a tot that was murdering me on a shift with 3 seccies, a det, a warden and a HoS, literally no one noticed and they all said "wheres cap?" then completely forgot that i even existed
like seriously what else are you doing that's making you forget about the literal murder of the captain

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 4:02 pm i hate people who are so dense that they dont pay attention at all to anything that anyone says
like one round i screamed out both the name and location of a tot that was murdering me on a shift with 3 seccies, a det, a warden and a HoS, literally no one noticed and they all said "wheres cap?" then completely forgot that i even existed
like seriously what else are you doing that's making you forget about the literal murder of the captain

Same thing happened to me as AI.
I yell out "Somebody planted a bomb outside my upload"
Bomb explodes
With my last digital breath, I say over common: "My upload exploded. Someone's trying to kill me."
I get EMP'd. Tator beats me to a pulp, takes me to a space ruin and leaves me there.
Command staff five minutes later: "Hey, anyone know what happened to the AI?" and "Hey, did anyone notice the upload is destroyed?"

i absolutely abhor people who loot AFK and lagging people, absolute scum of the fucking earth

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:49 pm i absolutely abhor people who loot AFK and lagging people, absolute scum of the fucking earth

No joke, one round I spawned in as roundstart CE and my BYOND crashed. Within the <2 minutes it took for me to log back in, the vultures/engineers hacked into my office, stripped me of my ID, and stole all the gear out of my locker. For the life of me, I can't understand that mindset.

You know that adage about not gatting a traitor buying a sus toolbox in dorms 2 10 seconds into the shift? Well seeing a heretic sac a monkey in disposals for limbs & shit, turning 360 and walking away kinda takes away the point of remaining concealed. I dont mean you should perma them, but at least arrest them and *accidentally* leave their spooky gear on the rune, then shove em in a standard cell for a minute or give em 100 points in gulag. Just pretending you didn't see anything is dumb.

Farquaar wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 2:28 pm

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:49 pm i absolutely abhor people who loot AFK and lagging people, absolute scum of the fucking earth

No joke, one round I spawned in as roundstart CE and my BYOND crashed. Within the <2 minutes it took for me to log back in, the vultures/engineers hacked into my office, stripped me of my ID, and stole all the gear out of my locker. For the life of me, I can't understand that mindset.

Which server?

cacogen wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 12:48 am

Farquaar wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 2:28 pm

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:49 pm i absolutely abhor people who loot AFK and lagging people, absolute scum of the fucking earth

No joke, one round I spawned in as roundstart CE and my BYOND crashed. Within the <2 minutes it took for me to log back in, the vultures/engineers hacked into my office, stripped me of my ID, and stole all the gear out of my locker. For the life of me, I can't understand that mindset.

Which server?

Sybil I think

Bless their hearts

Honestly some impressive efficiency from the little bastards

Anyway I'm now adding "people who take a job that has a 1-player limit or roundstart limit, then don't do that job"

Virologist. Chef. Bartender. Nothing rankles like losing that job slot to someone who doesn't intend to actually infect/cook/bartend

When people take screenshots for their PR while wearing the Captains' uniform.

You can literally spawn in any costume in the game in mere seconds. Heck, you can spawn in as any profession and spawn in a captain's ID in seconds. Have some showmanship, for Honkmother's sake! You've already put in the hard work to make your PR; what's so burdensome about an extra 10 seconds to make your screenshot look cooler?

southpaw.

Felinids who try to trick you into obeying their Law 2 orders.
I really should stop giving them warnings and just shock them next time they try it.

Players that shove you repeatedly over minor slights, but when you shove back they freak out.
Like bruh, don't dish it out if you can't take it in.

People that call shoving assault.

People that may as well play without the chat window.

Agux909 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:27 pm People that may as well play without the chat window.

Um ok Im the mime.

People that think you are valid to kill if you make a tiny 30 water 30 pot bomb as hos and blow it up (hurting exactly 0 people and not even destroying the tile it exploded on)

Farquaar wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 4:47 pm Players that shove you repeatedly over minor slights, but when you shove back they freak out.
Like bruh, don't dish it out if you can't take it in.

I can't stand anyone who takes being shoved as personal insult, as though I know them intimately in real life and am shitting on the exact thing they hold most dear. It's a joke, in a video game. Get shoved.

Agux909 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:27 pm People that may as well play without the chat window.

I remember when I first started playing I would obsessively examine everyone I met and pore over the chat window at all times but now I hardly ever look at the fucking thing and almost never examine people. And it was way harder to keep track of chat messages back then, there was no Runechat, there was no Goonchat and combat messages weren't limited in range and routinely spammed the length of multiple chat windows. Couldn't resize text either.

I have no explanation for this change other than I just don't care anymore.

sprites not fitting into the enviroment, or look unnatural yet still get merged. Cough canisters cough

InfiniteGalaxies wrote: ↑Tue Mar 08, 2022 5:06 pm sprites not fitting into the enviroment, or look unnatural yet still get merged. Cough canisters cough

why don't you become a spriter then buddy, better yet why don't you resprite every single canister since your complaining.

The sec vest respite is also like this

Kel-the-Oblivious wrote: ↑Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:09 am I wish cargo had the ability to distribute the minerals around, instead of everyone just drawing from the same pool. Sometimes you need to punish Robotics for researching combat mechs before getting miners their NV mesons, or worse, their fucking tools.

The QM has vault access and a remote that lets him unbolt the doors. Go to the silo and cut robotics's circuit imprinter and exofabs off from the network. Now they either A) have to grab mats from science, which is obnoxious for them or B) can't do their job, which is obnoxious for them.

I roll Shaft Miner, feeling good about today and I quest to go hunting for tendrils.
I go near an structure with lava surrounding it.
“okay, I should be careful, if I fall in here I’ll be heavily injured and in crit”
I tread carefully around the lava.
My computer/game immediately lags, causing me to fall into the lava, and it takes a very long time to actually try to get out.
I enter crit, unable to treat myself.
I die.

Next round I play, I roll Shaft Miner again.
I find an tendril.
I kill it with my PKA.
I run to the chest.
My computer/game immediately lags, again.
I fall into the darkness and die.

I know Lavaland is suppose to be unforgiving, but admit it. This has happened to you at least ONCE.

Epicgamer545 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 5:27 pm I know Lavaland is suppose to be unforgiving, but admit it. This has happened to you at least ONCE.

You'll get used to it

Getting notes that completely misrepresent what actually happened but don't get repealed because the banning admin says "no" and the headmins don't want to look at it.

Turning a simple shove joke fight into aggro grab->table.

it's honestly obnoxious as fuck and makes your vibes absolutely awful

people who say "x is bad" or "x is tot" instead of "x is a syndicate agent" and etc

massa wrote: ↑Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:26 pm Turning a simple shove joke fight into aggro grab->table.

it's honestly obnoxious as fuck and makes your vibes absolutely awful

table slams do hardly any damage

toemas wrote: ↑Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:43 pm

massa wrote: ↑Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:26 pm Turning a simple shove joke fight into aggro grab->table.

it's honestly obnoxious as fuck and makes your vibes absolutely awful

table slams do hardly any damage

i find it to be an annoying escalation of what i consider a greeting

I love shoving someone onto a table only to get put into crit by them. I think these people were bullied.

massa wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 12:45 am

toemas wrote: ↑Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:43 pm

massa wrote: ↑Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:26 pm Turning a simple shove joke fight into aggro grab->table.

it's honestly obnoxious as fuck and makes your vibes absolutely awful

table slams do hardly any damage

i find it to be an annoying escalation of what i consider a greeting

But i like committing acts of violence against people

xenos existing
c*ders that cater to xenos
running out of revolvers
c*ders when they nerf revolver again (14 times so far!!!!)