/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

Catpeople are, just like their feral counterparts, extremely claustrophobic

So how long 'til Kev nerfs lockers?

right next to the metastation cloner.

>drone

bandit wrote:>drone

>anajamois

You can just resist out of a wrapped locker, what's the issue

calzilla1 wrote:

bandit wrote:>drone

>anajamois

I am surprised it isn't a nsfw imgur link

Laser Art Installation inspired by infinite loop someone else posted in this thread.

absolute madlad

was this done on the servers or what

how did those poor people get to the shuttle

Look to the right. There is an entirely safe path there!

Gun Hog wrote:Look to the right. There is an entirely safe path there!

>expecting competence/common sense from filthy non-engi scum

>engineering
>competent
maybe
>common sense
no
fuck no
definitely no
most certainly no

engineers are more mad scientist stereotype than actual scientists

Deitus wrote: was this done on the servers or what

Yes, The captain cut both my arms off for making it and broke it. I rebuilt it.

Context: Successfully deconstructing the entire z-level of Reebe that can be reached by Cogscarab (including the machinery)

there's only one way to get rid of an unruly catboy

AnonymousNow wrote:>Lifebringer vault
>One of the other lifebringers makes a gorillion exploding lemons and just leaves them on the floor
>As I'm moving lemons around, one is triggered
>I shit you not, things are still exploding ten minutes later.
>Changelingrain sends me this cap, tells me that's not all of it by a long shot.

img

I hope this was me

>alphonso runs card game in the thunder dome
>it's cards against humanity
>wearing lovely jabroni outfit
>Invite a few people, special guest being the long lost brother of Ian Smith, John Smith
>John Smith gets drunk as fuck
>somehow uses drunken powers to win card game
>jan declares that we must be metacomming
>gets mad and fucking smashes me with his car

>tfw win trophy for being most cozy CE during Rev

"Did you just try to law me into "Killing all niggers?""

Doomsday door sat

Ancient malf strat

[youtube]JSUIQgEVDM4[/youtube]

oh yeah, I never got to post this one

>when the chaplain takes his job too seriously

Ian Smith is gay so doesnt that mean he's against god or something

Digdugxx wrote:Ian Smith is gay so doesnt that mean he's against god or something

yeah I get 1 brute damage for each second I spend inside the chapel

was pretty harmful tbh

[youtube]RUQlst1CHnY[/youtube]

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:[youtube]RUQlst1CHnY[/youtube]

This meme is getting out of control

That phrase doesnt even make sense in context

Togopal wrote:That phrase doesnt even make sense in context

does anything we do on this god damn station make sense in context

When you're antag and you show up to the round but you realize it's the wrong gamemode

welcome to reebe
city of chairs

It was slowly getting cold and my hardsuit flew off to space. So all it's missing is a heater in the middle.
Also air wasn't produced fast enough in atmos, and it ran out.

The gas in atmos seems to run out a lot faster than it used to. I actually ended up using all the N2O in atmos for the SM without even realising it

I've got a lot, these could be greentext stories but I'm too lazy.

https://feen.us/si8f4dsu.mp4 (many buttons pressed)
https://feen.us/ipdvqmoj.mp4 (Alphonso tempts wizard with "greentext")

(Captain and I are murdered within 10 minutes of the round in the brig, nobody notices for a good 20 minutes)


(Incredibly fast cult round, though alphonso can't seem to tell time correctly)




(AS SEEN IN THE HUT)




oh yeah and I had 4 arms one round

Some poor nuke op accidentally X4 bombed himself and another nuke op, leaving the last guy to try to solo the mission.

I'm not even sure how that happens by accident

>when hits gets to take bites-the-sheets on a date
>when hits asks for a show

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE

Featherfield wrote:[
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE

[youtube]VjFyX2sSTGs[/youtube]

The chaplain after that round.

the radiation overhaul was a goddamn mistake

Latejoined as ling and the shuttle was past the point of no return.

So, instead I decided to start a school.

It got even better because we had a cool engineer working on the restaurant to make it better, but we started up a barbeque burger place from just two seeds and the garden.

SaveVatznick wrote:

burger chain.png

It got even better because we had a cool engineer working on the restaurant to make it better, but we started up a barbeque burger place from just two seeds and the garden.

pretty paties.png

Oh, hello! Glad you liked the minor restaurant creation, sad I couldn't finish it but I had to do some stuff! D :

If you want to slam, then come on and JAM

ive been meaning to upload these for a while so here's a massive dump, ill spoiler them so its not a massive page-eater

captain made a slip carousel with the max potency nanners i made, admins later teleported him on it too for his sins while adding frogs, clown horns, air horns, etc. the frogs ended up attacking and killing us all though. fun with growth serum, bane jokes got old mighty quick though the initial D round from last night yeah selfquoting but i still find it funny so heck you swarmers showing the haters who's boss admins oppressing me during a round where they enabled erp being a dullahan before it was cool with a chill hos giving me a piggyback ride beesting stating an objective truth a glitch in the matrix and the ensuing chaos harold memenson getting his just deserts for his part in the riot above sec didnt like my gas chamber i made hooked up to the atmos plasma tank, they tried various things like throwing a lighter in before one of them inadvertently tried to take down a wall and burnt the shit out of escape. no pic of the aftermath unfortunately ratty vs narnar, with ratty showing his one weakness to almighty freon round where everyone got star wars speedbike things, ayy queen has one here harambe and i getting ready to fuck up the station as flukes, him with my desword me during the infamous "yeah ok togopal" round with some phat loot before the collosi spawned in escape shuttle and wrecked me admins make a low-effort meme rod for some reason in main halls so i make a low-effort meme response thats all folks.

cars was annoying :\