/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:24 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

ooh qbopper that reminds me of a story
>farming
>cultist stuns and converts me

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:37 am**

People who type an average of 0.5 complete sentences in an entire round.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:39 pm**

People with no knowledge of engineering seeing engine modifications and instantly try to detain for 'sabotage'

Friendly wizards

People that murderbone every time regardless of antag in the most uncreative way they can think of

People whose entire character can be summed up by the words 'Nya' and 'Kleptomania'

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:35 pm**

SaveVatznick wrote:People who type an average of 0.5 complete sentences in an entire round.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:48 pm**

When someone bombs the station and we're actively repairing the damage/rebuilding the department if need be, and the shuttle is still called.

Multiple bombings = yeah sure, let's peace the fuck out.
Medbay got bombed once (and cloning/cryo wasn't even damaged badly) = why are we leaving?

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:53 pm**

Traitor lings. Lavaland Xeno Ruin

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:27 pm**

SaveVatznick wrote:People who type an average of 0.5 complete sentences in an entire round.

If I end up having to ban someone and I see this then I give them a tougher punishment.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:01 pm**

FloranOtten wrote: People whose entire character can be summed up by the words 'Nya' and 'Kleptomania'

Honestly legit clinical kleptomania is pretty annoying. They should be stealing random stupid shit because of the compulsions, not just valuable things.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:53 pm**

ThanatosRa wrote:
FloranOtten wrote: People whose entire character can be summed up by the words 'Nya' and 'Kleptomania'
Honestly legit clinical kleptomania is pretty annoying. They should be stealing random stupid shit because of the compulsions, not just valuable things.

As a further thought if I were playing sec these days i would brig the fuck out of a thief for extra time for trying to get off for being a klepto.

Posted: **Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:58 am**

Abbrevations like 'wtf' in IC chat.
IRL Memes in IC chat.
Liggers, nyaggers.

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:25 am**

People who call it "Cyro".

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:48 am**

Players who don’t know how to be likeable so they base their character gimmick around being attention whores who spew OOC memes ICly.

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:49 am**

HEADS CLOWNS AI AND OTHER RETARDS WHO MAKE BIG LETTERS THEIR DEFAULT WAY OF SPEAKING

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:25 pm**

terranaut wrote:HEADS CLOWNS AI AND OTHER RETARDS WHO MAKE BIG LETTERS THEIR DEFAULT WAY OF SPEAKING

RIP Bryce Jackson

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:57 pm**

I always make big letters the way of speaking as AI, because it seems a lot of the time people miss what I say

You can always ask the AI turn off big text

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:52 pm**

SaveVatznick wrote:People who call it "Cyro".

i thought for years that the cryptographic sequencer (emag) was called the 'cyto-graphic sequencer'

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:23 pm**

People that don't play along to my security meme and instead just insult me, forcing me to shrug and instead of getting them to sign a confession they get ten minutes.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:26 pm**

Kryson wrote:When a traitor tastefully uses a code word in a sentence, such as the chef saying "Anyone want a sandwich for breakfast?" and powergamers start screaming "ARREST HE! CODEWORDS! HES VALID!!!".

Is it so hard to suspend disbelief?

ITT: people who don't remember when there were only like 20 possible codewords and as a result they literally never got used

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:30 pm**

khorne chaplains asking for free stuff because they killed ian

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:07 pm**

I can't even remember the last time I got angry from getting killed except this one time in medbay someone stunned me and dragged me in the crematorium, which was bolted open, then I realized he had been camping the place and killed at least half a dozen people in the exact same way

I felt such second-hand shame for how absolutely lame it was that whenever I'm sad and for the rest of my life I will look back at that moment and take solace in the fact that at least I am not as outrageously lame as someone that would do something like that

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2019 12:58 am**

Found another thing that really annoys me. Contradictions.

FloranOtten wrote: Friendly wizards

People that murderbone every time regardless of antag in the most uncreative way they can think of

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:29 am**

I'm opening a support ticket to fix whatever the fuck is causing all of my CMO rounds to instantly turn into rev rounds.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:35 am**

datorangebottle wrote:Found another thing that really annoys me. Contradictions.

FloranOtten wrote: Friendly wizards

People that murderbone every time regardless of antag in the most uncreative way they can think of

You know, there's a middle ground between 'Uncreatively murderbone' and 'Friendly'.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:08 pm**

People who crowd in medical and break into chemistry to make a cure for the disease that you have vaccines for in the chemstorage

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:32 pm**

NoxVS wrote:People who crowd in medical and break into chemistry to make a cure for the disease that you have vaccines for in the chemstorage

Worst thing about this is that it could be solved by like two seconds of communication, “Hey, is there a vaccine yet?”. Some people just play like its a single player game though.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:04 pm**

NoxVS wrote:People who crowd in medical and break into chemistry to make a cure for the disease that you have vaccines for in the chemstorage

People who smash up medbay should leave in bodybags.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:36 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:
NoxVS wrote:People who crowd in medical and break into chemistry to make a cure for the disease that you have vaccines for in the chemstorage
People who smash up medbay should leave in bodybags.

They don't even need to leave, the morgue is right there

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:19 am**

Doctors who don't open the door to medbay when you ask.
Doctors who, after seeing you hack in because you're dying and he didn't open the door, kick you out.
Doctors who put you in cryo for rad damage with fully upgraded sleepers.
Doctors who see you in crit on the floor of medbay and just ignore you.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:06 am**

When as an AI, I scream "Help Ivan mcGreyjumpsuit who is dying in engineering" for two minutes, and nobody bothers to go save him despite no crisis present on station
When as an AI, my only cyborg goes braindead, and I find out when I need him the most
When the captain and some chucklefuck begin a war over my laws, changing them every minute

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:02 am**

InsaneHyena wrote:When as an AI, I scream "Help Ivan mcGreyjumpsuit who is dying in engineering" for two minutes, and nobody bothers to go save him despite no crisis present on station
When as an AI, my only cyborg goes braindead, and I find out when I need him the most
When the captain and some chucklefuck begin a war over my laws, changing them every minute

":s Security Team please be advised, (Crewmember) reports barely escaping (suspected Changeling alive) after being Mute and Cryo stung. Please be investigate."
":e Please don't replace the gas pumps with manual valves, at the very least on the freezer-subloop if you mistrust me so I can flood precooled N2O in case of an Emergency."
":u Cargo, please order Mindshield implants, we have confirmed Hivemind activity."
":m Dead body in public garden, please return him for cloning to find the killer and prevent further harm."
":s Dead body in public garden, please return him for cloning to find the killer and prevent further harm."

Of course it's rare that any of these things actually get done so it usually ends in a
":b I hate humans."

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:15 pm**

terranaut wrote:":b I hate humans."

Eternal mood of the silly-cone

Alternatively:
"Borg do thing."
Silence
"Borg, seriously, do thing."
silence
"Borg, I'm going to lock you down if you don't do thing or even attempt to provide a reason you're not doing thing."
silence
>lock borg
"I can't move. Unlock me."

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:01 pm**

I have noticed that with the Sseth tide, it's very comon for borgs to never ever talk over, or respond to, binary chat. It gets old really quick.

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:32 am**

zxaber wrote:I have noticed that with the Sseth tide, it's very comon for borgs to never ever talk over, or respond to, binary chat. It gets old really quick.

This peeve predates the tide.

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:57 am**

When the doctor absolutely insists on defibbing and losing you again and again, giving you new limbs with surgery and otherwise fixing your broken, bloodless body in a process that takes half an hour, when cloning is right here. Seriously, did I miss somehing? Is there a practical reason for it?

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 11:31 am**

InsaneHyena wrote:When the doctor absolutely insists on defibbing and losing you again and again, giving you new limbs with surgery and otherwise fixing your broken, bloodless body in a process that takes half an hour, when cloning is right here. Seriously, did I miss somehing? Is there a practical reason for it?

Because the medical system is so shitty that doctors have to make their own fun. It is more fun and challenging to actually try to save someone than to let them die and then clone them.

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:24 pm**

Not fun for dead man though
Plenty of jobs have to make their own fun

Posted: **Sat Mar 30, 2019 5:58 am**

confused rock wrote:Not fun for dead man though
Plenty of jobs have to make their own fun

When you are dead you accept that you are out of the round but for the grace of another player. Putting caveats on the player who is even bothering not to chuck your corpse into the morgue and forget it is frankly a tad spoiled.

If you dont want people to do what they want with your corpse, try harder not to die.

Posted: **Sat Mar 30, 2019 3:31 pm**

You're a tad spoiled if you think you're giving someone a gift in helping them as a doctor
nigger that's basic human decency and it's also your JOB as a doctor

Posted: **Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:22 am**

as AI i just roundstart set medbay, medbay storage and cloner to emergency access because people will break in anyway and with all the ssethies and bagel shitters overflowing into terry 90% of medbay is incompetent anyway

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:53 pm**

When people break in or access the gibber to gib a bunch of bodies that are not suicides, offer no explanation when you ask what the heck they think they're doing, and then cry CHEF TATOR when you rightfully sleeper hold them and throw them out into the bar common area.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:43 am**

When youre a team antag and one guy does all the work and youre left with nothing to do because he's just that competent.

When some incompetent shithead does, says, and helps with nothing and tries blames his team for his downfall because he couldn't be assed to come up with a plan that didn't have any many holes as his corpse.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:16 pm**

I probably mentioned this already somewhere but mimes acting like clowns are the absolute worst

Posted: **Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:33 pm**

>mimes acting
If only

Posted: **Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:54 pm**

Doorknob mindset borgs/ai letting people in places they have no good fucking reason to be allowed into.

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:54 am**

Reyn wrote:Doorknob mindset borgs/ai letting people in places they have no good fucking reason to be allowed into.

They literally have to do that on asimov or they get banned. Blame silicon policy.

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:56 am**

Reyn wrote:Doorknob mindset borgs/ai letting people in places they have no good fucking reason to be allowed into.

for me its AIs that wont let you into the gateway because theres a piece of paper in there and you could get a papercut, law 1!!!

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:05 am**

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Reyn wrote:Doorknob mindset borgs/ai letting people in places they have no good fucking reason to be allowed into.
for me its AIs that wont let you into the gateway because theres a piece of paper in there and you could get a papercut, law 1!!!

for me it’s people who demand gateway entrance every round, based AIs to keep them out

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:32 am**

wesoda25 wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Reyn wrote:Doorknob mindset borgs/ai letting people in places they have no good fucking reason to be allowed into.
for me its AIs that wont let you into the gateway because theres a piece of paper in there and you could get a papercut, law 1!!!
for me it’s people who demand gateway entrance every round, based AIs to keep them out

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:49 pm**

if I see another chemist running for the syringe gun and start making lube one minute into the round I am going to start walling chemistry off

Posted: **Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:32 pm**

People yelling shitcurity over sec not letting you break into brig and/or armoury, and being buckshotted over the attempt to do so.

Posted: **Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:26 pm**

One of my hardest pet peeves is when i say to someone that is obviously 'bout to get screwed if they dare attack me: "Leave me alone and i'll leave you alone", and then a minutes or so after you've released them from your cuffs they just immidieatly try to attack you.

Like... Bro.... That's super cringe to do.

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