/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:19 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Where did it all go so wrong aziz

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:31 pm**

You really don't want me to start down that introspective road.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:19 am**

you don't need to start because it's all already here on the forums

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2016 4:19 am**

FUCKIN
SHUDDUP

You're right I talk too much

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2016 4:45 am**

it's okay azari we love you

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2016 4:47 am**

PKPenguin321 wrote:it's okay azari we love you

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:11 pm**

Cars are a money vacuum, just spent 300 quid total on a new cat and lambda sensor plus fitting for my car. Only paid 900 quid for the car originally.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:04 pm**

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:it's okay azari we love you

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:27 pm**

EndgamerAzari wrote:
THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:it's okay azari we love you
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Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:28 pm**

hlaughaughaugh

My little toe keeps falling asleep

How the fuck can *I* have circulation problems

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:36 pm**

When in doubt, blame alcohol.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:39 pm**

Alcohol is a blood thinner so actually helps circulation.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:52 pm**

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:53 am**

i'm super fucking tired right now and i've been aggressively angryposting on multiple boards and forums
if i offended you tonight i apologize in advnaced thank you

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2016 4:30 pm**

I ate a bunch of almonds yesterday and I feel bloated today

Stab me with a broken Tabasco bottle

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:20 pm**

You've probably OD on arsenic.
RIP.

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:36 pm**

It's cyanide you get in almonds, and you can only really poison yourself with bitter almonds

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:15 pm**

I had a bit of a stomachache last night but that was probably from my body being shocked by having so much solid food at once. Feel better today aside from self-conscious about probably-imagined bloating.

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:52 pm**

When I was in Florida for my dad's service I got devoured by mosquitoes. Itch. Stop itch.

Halp.

Halp.
Stahp.

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:03 pm**

ThanatosRa wrote:When I was in Florida for my dad's service I got devoured by mosquitoes. Itch. Stop itch.

Halp.

Halp.
Stahp.

The south is a horrible place where only the craziest mofo's survive. I went to Georgia, Alabama and Florida back in 2000 for my great-great-grandmother's funeral and I remember not enjoying a single bit of it, well maybe taking a piss in a forest was kinda enjoyable never did that before.

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:07 pm**

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:When I was in Florida for my dad's service I got devoured by mosquitoes. Itch. Stop itch.

Halp.

Halp.
Stahp.

The south is a horrible place where only the craziest mofo's survive. I went to Georgia, Alabama and Florida back in 2000 for my great-great-grandmother's funeral and I remember not enjoying a single bit of it, well maybe taking a piss in a forest was kinda enjoyable never did that before.

We had a blast otherwise.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2016 5:12 pm**

Fuuuck time for hopelessness

I'm never gonna own a house or be able to afford a better car

My life will be the same lame mediocrity forever

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2016 5:15 pm**

It is all about outlook fam. Even if you had all those things right now you would probably not be happy. Likewise if you were a happier person you would be happy with nothing but a wet bucket of shit. All you can do is try to start focusing on the less shitty things, force yourself to do it. Fake it till you make it.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:31 pm**

It's kinda weird how giving the old man a good sendoff(though I still need to receive and release my allotted portion of his ashes here in vegas) has helped my mood. I'm barely even angry at work. I'm actually cajoling and having a good time.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:15 pm**

There's something to be said about the other shoe finally dropping, you know? Once someone passes you'll feel loss, but you're also free from the stresses of worrying about them. I'm currently that way with my grandpa on my dad's side--he's 95 and he's basically got dementia. It's not Alzheimer's, he's just so old that he'll forget what he's already asked you less than 5 minutes later. It's rough seeing him like this, and he needs someone with him all the time in case he falls (again), so I'm honestly half-hoping he just goes peacefully in his sleep some night. My dad and my aunts all feel the same way, I think. It feels heartless, but it just doesn't feel like there's too much of him left.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:26 pm**

Might not be Alzheimer's, but there's many forms of dementia.

If he drank a lot, it might be Korsakoff's.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:33 pm**

I think it's just oldasfuckitis. We went to see him on Saturday night when both my brother and I were home, and it's possible it might be the last time we do. And... I think I'm okay with that. I feel bad for my dad, though, on the brink of having lost both his parents, but I think he's tired of making sure the old fellow doesn't forget to eat or hurts himself or something.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:39 pm**

I haven't pooped in two days. I feel like there's a dirty bomb in my bowels

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:08 pm**

Something glitched in our direct deposit system so I didn't get paid even though it's payday.

[halfhearted reeee]

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:45 pm**

Zilenan91 wrote:I haven't pooped in two days. I feel like there's a dirty bomb in my bowels

I only poop once a week on fridays, unless I'm sick.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:12 pm**

So that's why you lot are so fulla shit.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:06 pm**

STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN PAID

I'M GETTIN BELLIGERENT

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:06 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:So that's why you lot are so fulla shit.

well actually let me revise my statement. I typically only go on fridays but if I eat at like say taco bell; well we all know how that turns out. If I eat no fast food I generally 99% of the time only go on fridays. The catch I guess for not having to worry about #2 everyday is that when it comes friday...lets just say subway should be paying me $5.

I probably lose 2 pounds on fridays

my family and toilet hate me

lifetip from thewiznard: never poop without a plunger in the house.

actually it's weird how much I don't eat anymore. In HS I used to get like 6 hotdogs, 2 nachos, 2 cokes every pepband game or on marching contest days I'd get 2 supreme nachos, 2 walking tacos, 2 cokes. Now, unless I go out to eat or stop on class days to get taco bell for dinner; I only eat dinner. I'm 100% certain that on nearly (special days like pizza night not included) every day of the week I eat a home cooked dinner. I hardly wake up early enough to fix myself breakfast or lunch. I might make a sandwich every few days for lunch but that's about it. I don't even snack as hardcore as I used to. Probably must of my food intake is snacks anyway but it's like ritz crackers and striped fudge cookies once a month.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:42 pm**

Dude that's really really unhealthy to only poop once a week.

Like, 10 years off your life unhealthy, you need to seriously fix your gut problem man.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:46 pm**

imma need a source for that budd.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:48 pm**

I mean, poop gets formed in your gut from every meal, so having ALL of that shit backed up in you for an entire week is going to fuck you up internally. You aren't supposed to be full of that much shit.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:53 pm**

i dunno about that, a lot of people on this forum manage to be full of shit all the time

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:12 am**

ah there we go the meta commentary gud shit

and no the intestines are there to hold shit, it doesn't really affect it unless you literallY CANT POOP

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:11 am**

Read this thread, have to poop

Thanks /tg/

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:14 am**

Takeguru wrote:Read this thread, have to poop

Thanks /tg/

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:35 am**

You missed the "what do you faggots look like" thread

Posted: **Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:25 am**

Takeguru wrote:You missed the "what do you faggots look like" thread

god damn dude too harsh

Posted: **Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:59 pm**

CosmicScientist wrote:I'm such a wanker when it's almost seven in the morning and I've had no sleep.

same thing, I woke up 6 pm friday and didn't pass out until nearly 9am then I woke up at 2pm and have been up since wide awake

Posted: **Sun Apr 03, 2016 1:41 am**

Learned from a friend I was housemates with about a week ago that the last Oxford house I lived in has gone down the shitter and some of the chapter heads are ready to pull the plug on it. The guy who was house president while I was there was arrested and is doing serious jail time after violating his parole by trying to steal tires and the new house president has been letting people get away with using. From what my buddy said maybe three out of the 11 people living there are actually sober. So basically it's more or less a trap house now. I think they did me a favor kicking me out.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:43 am**

Cat broke the screen on the window, got outside

Spent 3 hours looking and can't find her

Someone come shoot me

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:45 am**

She'll come back when she gets hungry. I had one of my cats run out the front door and not come back all night 6 or 7 years ago. We left the house open and screamed around the whole town looking for him. We didn't find him until the next morning because he'd come back up the stairs and came into our house without us seeing him.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:44 am**

I hope she gets back okay!

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:07 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:33 pm**

Was gud

Fuck in a month and six days I'll not longer be a twenty-something

Slit my wrists and use my blood to drown calves to make really creepy veal

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:07 pm**

Be like me, tell yourself you'll be old in another decade and don't let the existential dread set in.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:05 pm**

So apparently my brake lights aren't working. Apparently ONLY my brake lights too as I can't see any of the others lights, running lights and hazard lights and turn signals included, malfunctioning. Guess I'm going to be digging through both fuse boxes tonight.

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