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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 4:21 am
by EndgamerAzari

Bottom post of the previous page:

My dumb faggot face was on TV a while ago

Image

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 4:32 am
by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON
The legend of Azari spreads!

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:41 am
by EndgamerAzari
My claim to fame is a dick joke.

Seems fitting.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:24 pm
by TheWiznard
EndgamerAzari wrote:My claim to fame is a dick joke.

Seems fitting.
https://soundcloud.com/licking-anna/scr ... yler-cover

edit:
Spoiler:
term paper due today, haven't started, due in 6 hours. Why do I do this to myself... I know why

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:56 pm
by Wyzack
You have trensended the medium and become a meme in real life. How does it feel?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:09 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Wyzack wrote:You have trensended the medium and become a meme in real life. How does it feel?
I̧̟͔̙ ̥̭̬͔̤͘F͏̱̣E̛̤̪̘̺̠͙͉͝͞E͙̺͜L̨͓̞̙͔ ̸̹͖̘̘̻̝͢͡N̗O̻͔̳̱T̛̻̹̤̣̪̥͚̲͟͠H͔̹̤͍͍̻̪͞͞ͅI͔̲̲̮͙N̢͇̳̝̝̰̞G̢̢̱̥̕

Also that was from 2014, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MEME

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:48 pm
by TheWiznard
I'm fucking boned
read: spoiler
Spoiler:
this science class has been the fucking literal worst class I've ever attended. First off it's split into two classes, one on tuesday which is a seperate teacher who actually shows up and does science labs with us, but doesn't actually do anything to help you, just says "here it is good luck" and constantly has different answers for the same question that people ask her. the second class on thursday is the lecture class where most of the learning is supposed to be done. This teacher is a nice old guy but the thing is he literally doesn't teach you anything at fucking all. The first three weeks we went over the first chapter of the book constantly because he "didn't remember" where we were. THEN he had to get some kind of surgery and has been gone until today. for the 4th week of class we waited in the room for half an hour only to be told that the sub isn't showing up today and we can go. Then the next 4 weeks we actually started to learn something because the sub is a decent fucking human being. Last week we took the exam for chapeters 3 and 4 which we should have done according our syllabus WEEK TWO!!!! WTF. IT'S WEEK 9 OUT OF 16 AND WE AREN'T EVEN ON CHAPTER 5. Every week the labs we do keep progressing on time but we LITERALLY have no fucking idea what we are doing because SPOILER: WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN EVEN LEARNED ABOUT IT YET. then this fucking old guy comes back today (haven't been to class yet) and says "OH YOUR TERM PAPERS ARE DUE TODAY BTW, GOOD LUCK!!" fuck this class so fucking much. FINALLY WHEN I'M PASSING THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE WHICH IS ONLINE CLASSES WITH AN A&B I GET FUCKED BY MY F2F CLASSES. GOD FUCKING DAMN.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:50 pm
by Wyzack
What kind of science are you doing?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:52 pm
by TheWiznard
Physical Science . it was supposed to be an easy to pass elective, guess I drew the shortest straw in the fucking cup though
edit: going to school rip me.
Spoiler:
I don't even care that I didn't get my paper done, this has made me the maddest I've ever been in like 10 years.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:58 pm
by Wyzack
I mean if you need a hand understanding concepts or anything feel free to shoot me a PM. I have got pretty good at tutoring a bunch of my friends on sciency type shit

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:04 pm
by ThanatosRa
Sitting here feeling misanthropic while reading God Emperor of Dune at work.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:38 am
by ThanatosRa
please.
please canada. please invade again. burn down the capital.
you did it once before
please

pleasehelp
pls

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:45 am
by Wyzack
I will talk to our young hip dope smokin Prime Minister and see what we can do, but Obama just wineanddined him so he may be reluctant

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:08 pm
by EndgamerAzari
My pee smells like a damn ashtray and if it turns out that means I've got a kidney infection I'm gonna pull the stupid thing out bare-handed

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:39 pm
by 420weedscopes
fucking same

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:08 pm
by DemonFiren
EndgamerAzari wrote:My pee smells like a damn ashtray and if it turns out that means I've got a kidney infection I'm gonna pull the stupid thing out bare-handed
Maybe you should stop sounding your urethra with lit cigarettes.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:16 pm
by EndgamerAzari
STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:15 pm
by DemonFiren
I am the change I want to see in this world.

Therefore, I do not stick cigs in my dick.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:50 pm
by EndgamerAzari
What prize do I win for having a drinking problem and an eating disorder at the same time

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:02 pm
by Remie Richards
EndgamerAzari wrote:What prize do I win for having a drinking problem and an eating disorder at the same time
the "drink less eat less lifetime award"

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:47 pm
by EndgamerAzari
My eating disorder is of the "not eating enough" variety, or at least the one I'm developing is.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:22 pm
by Remie Richards
EndgamerAzari wrote:My eating disorder is of the "not eating enough" variety, or at least the one I'm developing is.
eat a pizza.
now.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:12 am
by EndgamerAzari
Remie Richards wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:My eating disorder is of the "not eating enough" variety, or at least the one I'm developing is.
eat a pizza.
now.
Fuck you, that's worth way more than a day's worth of Weight Watchers points

I haven't had pizza in so long oh God

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:38 am
by Maccus
>That kid who didn't use his urethra to smoke cigarettes

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:45 pm
by TheWiznard
EndgamerAzari wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:My eating disorder is of the "not eating enough" variety, or at least the one I'm developing is.
eat a pizza.
now.
Fuck you, that's worth way more than a day's worth of Weight Watchers points

I haven't had pizza in so long oh God
speaking of pizza I just ordered and ate an entire medium fire pepper pepperoni pizza from pizza hut

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:47 am
by 420weedscopes
i played boardgame online again for the first time in fucking years and i annihilated it

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:17 pm
by EndgamerAzari
My beard has finally gotten full enough to mostly hide the big scar on my chin.

This is my most substantial accomplishment of the year.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:48 pm
by Malkevin
My blower finally arrived today.

And oh power, unlimited power!
Fans and sinks have never looked so clean, and with as much high pressure air as I want I even blasted out my keyboard, I was wondering where my hair had gone...


And now I can play subnautica without the fans whining.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:10 pm
by Wyzack
I have a presentation tomorrow where i will be representing the company i now work for.

Wouldnt be a problem normally but i have a fucking shitty cold and i feel like death.

Kill me

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:32 pm
by nsos
[youtube]H4siKr6qY8w[/youtube]

RIP

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:41 pm
by 420weedscopes
i had no heating for a week
it was -2 a lot

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:43 pm
by ColonicAcid
i've had no heating for like 2 weeks now

the landlady still hasnt FUCKINGS ENT ANYONE TO FIX IT

luckily i live in the south west so its kinda cold but not really.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:45 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Image

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:45 pm
by TheWiznard
Melted my work boots in a fire while I was wearing them. Now the outside rubber part looks like traesh.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:49 pm
by Malkevin
I live up north and on the side of a mountain.

I've the windows open the last two weeks, bloody southern poofters.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:59 pm
by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON
Malkevin wrote:My blower finally arrived today.

And oh power, unlimited power!
Fans and sinks have never looked so clean, and with as much high pressure air as I want I even blasted out my keyboard, I was wondering where my hair had gone...


And now I can play subnautica without the fans whining.

Might have to get one of those sometime. It'll beat having to buy canned air dats fer sure.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:15 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Why the hell isn't "dropping ass-ballast" a synonym for taking a dump

WHY

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:16 pm
by TheWiznard
EndgamerAzari wrote:Why the hell isn't "dropping ass-ballast" a synonym for taking a dump

WHY
*muffled screaming*

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:45 am
by Takeguru
Cold and windy enough today that I had to wear my field jacket for the first time in months

I accidentally popped a button off when taking it off

I hate sewing

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:54 am
by 420weedscopes
Malkevin wrote:I live up north and on the side of a mountain.
i also do
it's still fucking cold

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:05 pm
by Aloraydrel
nsos wrote:[youtube]H4siKr6qY8w[/youtube]

RIP
Sleep tight coke man

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:50 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Lost 1.8 pounds this week. Just .2 away from my lowest point. Here's hoping I keep up the pace.

Honestly I'd probably be way better off if I stopped drinking so much but anyone who's ever talked to me knows that is not happening

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:51 pm
by TechnoAlchemist
Are you drinking calorie dense liquor or what because you can get trashed pretty easily without high intake

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:58 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I don't even look at the labels, I just grab a bottle and pour it into a glass and toss into my jagged maw

One day I will grab the hydrogen peroxide by mistake and I will finally die


Mostly spiced rum with diet Pepsi as of late

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:01 pm
by Wyzack
Join the whiskey drinkers of the world and start taking it straight. Never worry about brining mix to a get together ever again! Also it gives people the false impression that you are very sophisticated. Has improved my life greatly

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:22 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I already hate myself, I don't need to drink stuff that causes me almost real, physical pain. If I'm going to get can't-feel-my-fingers fucked up I want to enjoy doing it.

Of course, most of the time when I'm drunk I get super-morose and start yelling at myself for being such a failure. Maybe I should stop.


I'm not going to stop hlaughaghaguaghagh

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:53 pm
by DemonFiren
And there I am, yelling at myself despite never having consumed anything stronger than black tea.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:06 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Well, I yell at myself internally all the time. Only when I'm really shitfaced do I sit on the toilet and rock back and forth, asking myself why I do the things I do.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:28 pm
by DemonFiren
You're more Alphys than I am, then, and that's probably saying something.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:29 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I START HOLLERING

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:19 pm
by TechnoAlchemist
Where did it all go so wrong aziz
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