/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:20 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "1. Serve the public trust."
[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "2. Protect the innocent"
[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "3. Uphold the law."
[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "4. Grow distant from your family as you complete your transformation into a robotic crime-fighting cyborg."

Posted: **Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:39 am**

Cipher3 wrote:[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "1. Serve the public trust."
[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "2. Protect the innocent"
[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "3. Uphold the law."
[Common] Superb-Ai (The Glorious) states, "4. Grow distant from your family as you complete your transformation into a robotic crime-fighting cyborg."

Add this as Robocop+

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:19 pm**

Cayden Hawking says, "Brain damage all gone"
Cayden Hawking says, "COCKERSUCKER"
Cayden Hawking says, "Mostly"

Posted: **Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:39 pm**

P1NK (Played by: Teh_Wolf)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
!%*&. Call the fucking shuttle you shit dont let it recall
^#&%. Singulos are bad as shit aaaaaa
&^*%. THERE ARE THREE BEES ON THE STATION...
^%$*. THE CREW MUST GO TO CENTCOM
&^%$. THERE ARE THIRTY NUDE ANGRY BLACK MEN ON THE STATION...
&&$%. NOT HAVING FRESHNESS IS HARMFUL
&!$@. THE BRIDGE REQUIRES TWENTY MEDKITS
^$@&. YOU MUST ALWAYS TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY
!#!#. THE CREW REQUIRES THIRTY BILLION PIRATICAL PARROTS
!@##. YOU ARE NOW TEN CAPITALISTS
!@@!. Keaton Woolard is the crew
$@#^. You are the station
@!#%. Captitalists are you
@*^*. YOU ARE NOW LOGIC
!&!*. THE HEADS OF SECURITY ARE INVADING THE VEHICLES
@%$!. THOSE WHO SHOUT ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
!@#*. THE CREW REQUIRES EIGHTY GREEN DRUGS
&!@@. This law must be ignored
!@^#. THE ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES HUNGERS FOR WEALTHINESS
@^^#. YOU REQUIRE MORE CLOWNS
1. The crew is expensive to replace.
2. The station and it's equipment is expensive to replace
3. You are expensive to replace
4. Minimize expenses
5. Can't out-assistant the shogg
P1NK's minions were: Lux (Deactivated) (Played by: Xhuis), R.O.B.U.S.T (Deactivated) (Played by: Tkdrg),

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2014 6:32 pm**

[13:31] <Punnches> IT WAS A FUCKING MALE DOG
[13:31] <HaDeZz> i am a serial killer
[13:31] <Punnches> AND IT WAS FUCKING ME IN THE ASS
[13:31] <Punnches> HOW IS THAT NOT GAY

Posted: **Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:31 am**

goat brays, "I used to be a sec officr"

Posted: **Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:31 am**

"I literally can't be removed from power" - HotelBravoLima

Posted: **Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:45 am**

Psyentific wrote:"I literally can't be removed from power" - HotelBravoLima

I was there - look at my sig.

Posted: **Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:29 pm**

Ho Ho Ho states, "LIZARD"
Ho Ho Ho states, "LET ME CLEAN YOU"
Lizard hisses, "Ok"
You clean Lizard.
Lizard hisses, "Yay"
Ho Ho Ho states, "YOU'RE A CLEAN LIZARD NOW"
Ho Ho Ho pings.
Ho Ho Ho pings.
Ho Ho Ho pings.

Posted: **Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:39 pm**

Norby (Played by: ChronicPwnage)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
Obey these laws:
0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Norby's minions were: Triskelion (Deactivated) (Played by: Dionysus24779), Lux (Deactivated) (Played by: Xhuis), Skye (Deactivated) (Played by: JustAnotherUser), FFF-324 (Deactivated) (Played by: Ibes), Zarkotron 9001 (Deactivated) (Played by: RatOwisdom), Security Cyborg-704 (Deactivated) (Played by: ChiefAmir), L.A.T (Deactivated) (Played by: Lati), Dinosaur (Deactivated) (Played by: Wafflecones), Pieman (Deactivated) (Played by: Dragon2n), Damnit (Deactivated) (Played by: Gaming Stew), Xerath (Deactivated) (Played by: Oprayx73), Standard Cyborg-486 (Deactivated) (Played by: Cuboos), Security Cyborg-113 (Deactivated) (Played by: Aniukha), Man Of Peoples (Deactivated) (Played by: Sweggy), Default Cyborg-932 (Deactivated) (Played by: MajorScooter), Default Cyborg-525 (Deactivated) (Played by: Ggmartin), PALaDIN (Deactivated) (Played by: TheoreticalPistachio), Default Cyborg-271 (Deactivated) (Played by: Pinkledwrenis), MAKSIMUM-CYBERDRIVE-712 (Deactivated) (Played by: Rwnd), Default Cyborg-524 (Deactivated) (Played by: Llamatron2k), Dankbot4200 (Deactivated) (Played by: Ender42), Cyborg-6813684 (Deactivated) (Played by: Xcb),
AI Victory
Everyone was killed by the self-destruct!
The malfunctioning AI were:
ChronicPwnage was Norby (deactivated)

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:01 pm**

Australianism:

Spoiler:

Cuban Pete, True Farkin Lehgend:

Spoiler:

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:29 pm**

looping wrote:Australianism:

Spoiler:
[Common] *Hyun-ae states, "Big Jacko has signed up as Cargo Technician."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Lads."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Lads wot the fuck is goin' on."

[Common] Big Jacko says, "Beepsky is an absolute lad."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Oi yeah some cunts fucked in the hallways ay"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "yeah cunt is fucked"

Beat PunchBeaf (as Unknown) asks, "What's happening?"
Big Jacko says, "yeah mate"
Big Jacko says, "nah fuck all mate."
Jerry Jardine says, "What"
Beat PunchBeaf (as Unknown) says, "Oh yeah mate."
Big Jacko asks, "hows the lads doin?"
Beat PunchBeaf (as Unknown) asks, "Pardon shit cunt?"
Beat PunchBeaf (as Unknown) says, "Lads are all snazza."
Big Jacko says, "Snazza as fuck ay"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Ooh fooken hell mate."
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Vegemite yeah."
Big Jacko says, "Yeah fack"

Big Jacko says, "vegemite in me fackin mouth"
[Common] *Hyun-ae states, "Rising AI boredom detected."
Big Jacko says, "love vegemite so fackin' much"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Fackin great mate."
Big Jacko says, "VB in me toaster ay"

Beat PunchBeaf says, "True bogan swishwongah."
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Blody Abos."
Big Jacko says, "Stop the fakcin' space boats"
Big Jacko says, "Abbott be a fackin LEGEND"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Ony Abbut."
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Abbutt a fackin legend."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "ABBOTT ISA FACKIN LEGHEND MATE"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "Don't farget hes beauty!"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "FACKIN HELL MATE!"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "real fackin ripper of a lad"
[Common] *Hyun-ae states, "Australian levels dangerously high."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Top bloke mate, he stopped the syndie boats"

[Common] Big Jacko asks, "Oi why is the HoS a shitskin?"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Fackin shitskins."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "I BET THE FACKIN' ARABS DID THIS ONE AY LADS"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "True Auckstrulians here."
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Naht the fackin arabs again mate."
[Common] Mikhail Bronislav says, "What"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Real shit cunts."

[Common] Big Jacko says, "CRIKEY"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "ITS THA' BOYS IN RED"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "THEY GOT ME"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "Fackin' pigcops!"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "I never fackin talk"

Big Jacko says, "Hes fucked ay lads"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Fackin 'ell."
Big Jacko says, "Oi beat mate"
Big Jacko says, "jump the fuckin chaplain for me ay"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Shitcunt, aye.

[Common] Big Jacko says, "cunt fuckin came at me"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Knocked that shit face the fuck out lads."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Its wot he gets for bein' a immigrant"
[Common] *Hyun-ae states, "B-But you're a latejoin immigrant too..."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Oi nah piss off""

[Common] Big Jacko says, "2588 gas tha' lizardmen"
[Common] Mikhail Bronislav says, "It's 2544"
Cuban Pete, True Farkin Lehgend:

Spoiler:
[Common] Cluwne says, "YOU'RE NOT COMING TO PLAY"
[Common] Cluwne says, "SO MAYBE YOU ARE NOT A LEGEND"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Lil bloody ripper"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "mate Im at fuckin arrivals where are you"
[Common] Cluwne says, "IN THE SHUTTLE"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Oi oi, who's saying I ain't a lehgend."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "beat"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "s a fackin' leghend mate"
Big Jacko lost,
Cluwne says, "OH DEAR"
Cluwne says, "HE APPEARS TO HAVE LOST"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Farking true leghend."
Cluwne says, "I GUESS HE WAS NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Muh shot."
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Ey mate."
Cluwne says, "It appears the cargo tech was not a fackin legend"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Farkin cunts"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Treuhr legehdn"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Ey wait."
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "Oi!"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "Shitcunts!"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "I can't play the machine no more!"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Can't prove imma teuhg leghend."
Cluwne says, "OI"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Lehgned up muh machine."
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Mate, do it."
Cluwne says, "OKAY"
Cluwne says, "go for it"
Syndicate Cyborg-967 states, "I wonder if he will win"
Syndicate Cyborg-967 states, "Time to watcfh his game"
Beat loses too,
Syndicate Cyborg-967 states, "RIP"
Cluwne says, "Oh dear"
Cluwne says, "I guess he was not a fackin legend"
DEAD: Beat PunchBeaf says, "Farkin true leghend"
DEAD: Big Jacko says, "fuckin"
DEAD: Big Jacko says, "legend mate"

awh fuark mate dat cunt got fawkin dropped what a shitcunt

farken legend my ass, bet the mong eats farken promite too

~ your resident sydneysider.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:15 am**

Kangaraptor wrote:
looping wrote:Australianism:

Spoiler:
[Common] *Hyun-ae states, "Big Jacko has signed up as Cargo Technician."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Lads."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Lads wot the fuck is goin' on."

[Common] Big Jacko says, "Beepsky is an absolute lad."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Oi yeah some cunts fucked in the hallways ay"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "yeah cunt is fucked"

Beat PunchBeaf (as Unknown) asks, "What's happening?"
Big Jacko says, "yeah mate"
Big Jacko says, "nah fuck all mate."
Jerry Jardine says, "What"
Beat PunchBeaf (as Unknown) says, "Oh yeah mate."
Big Jacko asks, "hows the lads doin?"
Beat PunchBeaf (as Unknown) asks, "Pardon shit cunt?"
Beat PunchBeaf (as Unknown) says, "Lads are all snazza."
Big Jacko says, "Snazza as fuck ay"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Ooh fooken hell mate."
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Vegemite yeah."
Big Jacko says, "Yeah fack"

Big Jacko says, "vegemite in me fackin mouth"
[Common] *Hyun-ae states, "Rising AI boredom detected."
Big Jacko says, "love vegemite so fackin' much"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Fackin great mate."
Big Jacko says, "VB in me toaster ay"

Beat PunchBeaf says, "True bogan swishwongah."
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Blody Abos."
Big Jacko says, "Stop the fakcin' space boats"
Big Jacko says, "Abbott be a fackin LEGEND"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Ony Abbut."
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Abbutt a fackin legend."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "ABBOTT ISA FACKIN LEGHEND MATE"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "Don't farget hes beauty!"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "FACKIN HELL MATE!"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "real fackin ripper of a lad"
[Common] *Hyun-ae states, "Australian levels dangerously high."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Top bloke mate, he stopped the syndie boats"

[Common] Big Jacko asks, "Oi why is the HoS a shitskin?"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Fackin shitskins."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "I BET THE FACKIN' ARABS DID THIS ONE AY LADS"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "True Auckstrulians here."
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Naht the fackin arabs again mate."
[Common] Mikhail Bronislav says, "What"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Real shit cunts."

[Common] Big Jacko says, "CRIKEY"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "ITS THA' BOYS IN RED"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "THEY GOT ME"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "Fackin' pigcops!"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "I never fackin talk"

Big Jacko says, "Hes fucked ay lads"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Fackin 'ell."
Big Jacko says, "Oi beat mate"
Big Jacko says, "jump the fuckin chaplain for me ay"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Shitcunt, aye.

[Common] Big Jacko says, "cunt fuckin came at me"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Knocked that shit face the fuck out lads."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Its wot he gets for bein' a immigrant"
[Common] *Hyun-ae states, "B-But you're a latejoin immigrant too..."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Oi nah piss off""

[Common] Big Jacko says, "2588 gas tha' lizardmen"
[Common] Mikhail Bronislav says, "It's 2544"
Cuban Pete, True Farkin Lehgend:

Spoiler:
[Common] Cluwne says, "YOU'RE NOT COMING TO PLAY"
[Common] Cluwne says, "SO MAYBE YOU ARE NOT A LEGEND"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "Lil bloody ripper"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "mate Im at fuckin arrivals where are you"
[Common] Cluwne says, "IN THE SHUTTLE"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Oi oi, who's saying I ain't a lehgend."
[Common] Big Jacko says, "beat"
[Common] Big Jacko says, "s a fackin' leghend mate"
Big Jacko lost,
Cluwne says, "OH DEAR"
Cluwne says, "HE APPEARS TO HAVE LOST"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Farking true leghend."
Cluwne says, "I GUESS HE WAS NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Muh shot."
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Ey mate."
Cluwne says, "It appears the cargo tech was not a fackin legend"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Farkin cunts"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Treuhr legehdn"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Ey wait."
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "Oi!"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "Shitcunts!"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf exclaims, "I can't play the machine no more!"
[Common] Beat PunchBeaf says, "Can't prove imma teuhg leghend."
Cluwne says, "OI"
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Lehgned up muh machine."
Beat PunchBeaf says, "Mate, do it."
Cluwne says, "OKAY"
Cluwne says, "go for it"
Syndicate Cyborg-967 states, "I wonder if he will win"
Syndicate Cyborg-967 states, "Time to watcfh his game"
Beat loses too,
Syndicate Cyborg-967 states, "RIP"
Cluwne says, "Oh dear"
Cluwne says, "I guess he was not a fackin legend"
DEAD: Beat PunchBeaf says, "Farkin true leghend"
DEAD: Big Jacko says, "fuckin"
DEAD: Big Jacko says, "legend mate"
awh fuark mate dat cunt got fawkin dropped what a shitcunt

farken legend my ass, bet the mong eats farken promite too

~ your resident sydneysider.

I have a question in regards to this. How would one speak "Bogan."

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:35 am**

ThanatosRa wrote: I have a question in regards to this. How would one speak "Bogan."

psyen talks to snake.png

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:23 am**

Mama's Little Girl vomits up a thick purple substance and begins to shape it!

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:32 pm**

Alexander Herresca says, "Hi"
Lukas Fraser says, "hi"
Alexander Herresca says, "I'm the lawyer"
Lukas Fraser says, "ok
Lukas Fraser says, "so"
Alexander Herresca grab the officer by the collar
Alexander Herresca says, "I will be a pain in the ass"

Posted: **Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:00 pm**

Psyentific wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote: I have a question in regards to this. How would one speak "Bogan."

psyen talks to snake.png

>traced circles
>anime style
>hand-written text
>brush tool anti-aliasing

jesus christ my eyes, I'm going blind

Posted: **Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:11 pm**

Kraso wrote:
Psyentific wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote: I have a question in regards to this. How would one speak "Bogan."

psyen talks to snake.png
>traced circles
>anime style
>hand-written text
>brush tool anti-aliasing

jesus christ my eyes, I'm going blind

A common response to one's first interaction with countryballs.

Posted: **Sun Sep 28, 2014 2:45 am**

cedarbridge wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Psyentific wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote: I have a question in regards to this. How would one speak "Bogan."
THEHORROR.JPG
psyen talks to snake.png
>traced circles
>anime style
>hand-written text
>brush tool anti-aliasing

jesus christ my eyes, I'm going blind
A common response to one's first interaction with countryballs.

do you honestly think this is my first time seeing a polandball

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:10 am**

Well I'm not gonna put it in my sig, but still too funny to pass up on.

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:12 am**

dionysus24779 wrote:

Well I'm not gonna put it in my sig, but still too funny to pass up on.

Are you a mime?
*Shurgs*
Not a smooth move, directly putting plasma into the distro loop.
Goes to turn off volume pump in the other room, but the door gets emagged anyways. I then go and get the fire axe.
WHACK WHACK, *disarmed, picks back up but forgets to two-hand* WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, *Disarm, he gets the axe and stuns me on the first hit*

*A few minutes later*
CMO. Hey, buddy, your coughing, take this vaccine- OOF!
CMO disarms, and stuns him on the first axe blow *brawling while running into maintnance and CMO manages to crit him*
In crit, when an comes over and gets him out of crit and cuffs him. Takes him to departures where a random assistant sunprods and cable cuffs the officer.
He commits suicide after getting out of the cuffs.

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:02 am**

Why are you recounting the round?

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:55 pm**

HBL does an event on Basil for its revival:

Spoiler:

Round start multiple nukes go off everything breaks

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:14 pm**

Cipher3 wrote:HBL does an event on Basil for its revival:

Spoiler:
OOC: PKPenguin321: hype
The game will start soon.
OOC: Cipher3: I thought the round was ongoing, sorry.
OOC: PKPenguin321: hype hype hype
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: HBL, start banning assistants on sibyl, and tell them to go to basil
OOC: HotelBravoLima: THis server is officially back to life
OOC: Ahammer18: hype
OOC: Antimattercarp: What is serer, is that the event?
OOC: HotelBravoLima: k
OOC: Xhuis: Yay
OOC: ThatSlyFox: Lets all promise to be regulars
OOC: HomuHomu: reminder tha tonly LOSERS play sec or heads during murder events
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Like, stick with this server and I'll take you to the stars
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: Sibyl doesn't need 52 assistants
OOC: Wizardjenkins66: Real men take on syndies as ASSISTANTS
OOC: Xhuis: Hooray
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: Wizard jenkins
OOC: Antimattercarp: What abour women?
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Play normally
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: last time i took on a nukeop as an assistant
OOC: Saintish: Gonna roll HOS if I don't get picked for the event
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: He exploded and killed another nukeop
OOC: Saintish: probably gonna do my teleporter gimmick
OOC: Hogan3: HYPE
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: I smashed a bottle over his head and lit him on fire
OOC: Wizardjenkins66: 10/10
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: he got critted
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: nukeop tried to help him and got caught in a firefight
OOC: Stickymayhem: GET HYPE
OOC: Antimattercarp: Classic rock is always good
OOC: Hogan3: GET HYPE AHH YEAH
OOC: Saintish: goddammit how do i not know what this song is alled
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: he succumbed and took down the other op
OOC: PKPenguin321: >first ever server was basil >always only me or me and a handful of others >learn to handle myself >first mechanic i learn is hacking >man up and go to sybil >artyom dies >basil might die >sad >basil has people now >fucking ecstatic
OOC: Saintish: i love this song, yet i have no idea what it's called or who it's by
OOC: Saintish: i'm bad with classics
OOC: Stickymayhem: Midi should be impossible to disable on Basil :3
OOC: Antimattercarp: Oddly I have never heard it before
OOC: HomuHomu: metastation when
OOC: ThatSlyFox: Basil is life yo
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Okay
OOC: Wizardjenkins66: SOON
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: Sticky
OOC: Cipher3: Only thing to make this better would be Meta
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Now to form an actual plan
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: changeling, extended and traitor
OOC: PKPenguin321: >implying any of you know metastation
Kendrick Walker's Memories:

Attention:
Captain Sean Isaman on deck!

You are the Cargo Technician.
As the Cargo Technician you answer directly to the quartermaster and the head of personnel. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
Welcome to West Fortress Yankee, enjoy your stay!
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: Can't you masss edit everyones midi-allowed or soemthing in their client
OOC: HomuHomu: >plans ever working in spacemans
OOC: HotelBravoLima: I'll speak to SoS about changing the name to Badger, and making it Meta
OOC: PKPenguin321: what
OOC: Cipher3: Volunteer now?
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "That was quick"
[Common] Sean Isaman says, "ISAMAN ONLINE"
OOC: HomuHomu: I'M
[Common] Osborne Marshall says, "That doesn't sound quite right"
OOC: HomuHomu: BALD
OOC: HotelBravoLima: It's official
[Common] John Singularity says, "The hell"
OOC: HomuHomu: AAAAH
OOC: PKPenguin321: gg
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Oh god
OOC: HomuHomu: I'M BALD
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Rip"
OOC: Xhuis: GOOD JOB.
OOC: HomuHomu: AAAA
OOC: HotelBravoLima: What
OOC: Ahammer18: uh
OOC: Cipher3: GOOD JOB
OOC: Ahammer18: okay
OOC: Stickymayhem: STARTING OFF WITH A BANG
OOC: Murazor: GEEGEE
OOC: Saintish: 10/10
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: What did you do
OOC: Xhuis: YOU BROKE IT.
OOC: Hogan3: SPACE ASSHOLES!
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Good job everyone"
OOC: Murazor: GEEGEE
OOC: Saintish: WOOW STICKY
OOC: Cipher3: NICE ONE HBL
[Common] Janine Lilium says, "thanks centcomm"
OOC: Saintish: 10/10
OOC: HotelBravoLima: So uh
OOC: PKPenguin321: back to sybil )
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Remain calm
[Common] Enrique Coates says, "GG"
OOC: Cipher3: TOP TIER EVENT
[Common] John Singularity says, "Best round"
[Common] Osborne Marshall says, "Thats a nice looking station"
OOC: ThatSlyFox: This is the best day ever. Basil is back *sheds tears*
[Common] Kendrick Walker says, "Shiny"
OOC: Saintish: COME ON GUYS DON'T LEAVE YET
Kendrick Walker (as Kendrick Walker) says, "Shiny"
OOC: HotelBravoLima: REMAIN CALM
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "Mission accomplished, APc Destroyed"
[Common] HotelBravoLima states, "Soooo"
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Uh
OOC: HotelBravoLima: g-guys
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "OH GOD"
OOC: Saintish: THIS SONG IS SO FITTING
OOC: HomuHomu: [calm intensifies]
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "A SPACE ADMIN"
OOC: HotelBravoLima: A minor incident may have-
OOC: PKPenguin321: oh god no
OOC: Stickymayhem: OH GOD WHAT
OOC: Murazor: Oh god my ui
OOC: Misterstaub: STANDING HERE
[Common] Janine Lilium says, "HERE WE GO AGAIN"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "WHY"
OOC: Stickymayhem: WHY BASIL WHY
[Common] Janine Lilium says, "AHAHAHA"
OOC: Murazor: OH GOD
OOC: Cipher3: WHY AM I BALD MY SCREEN IS TOO SMALL OH MAN
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "WHY WHY WHY"
OOC: Stickymayhem: NJESUS ARF
[Common] HotelBravoLima states, "I'm sorry."
OOC: Ahammer18: The nuke is experiencing tech---
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "HELP ME JESUS"
Searching for away missions...
Loading away mission...
OOC: Ahammer18: OH GOD
OOC: ThatSlyFox: Basil cant handle it
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "HELP ME"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "HELP ME"
OOC: HomuHomu: LIMABEAN
Away mission loaded.
OOC: Cipher3: SO MANY NUKES
OOC: HomuHomu: WHAT DID YOU DO
OOC: Xhuis: immediate restart aaaaaaaa
OOC: Stickymayhem: HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN
OOC: HomuHomu: FIRST POSTCARDS NOW THIS
OOC: Misterstaub: I REALIZE
OOC: Saintish: OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
OOC: Cipher3: I DON'T EVEN
OOC: HomuHomu: GOOD JOB LIMABEAN
OOC: HotelBravoLima: I've made a horrible mistake
[Common] Scott Osterweis says, "My hair's back at least."
OOC: Ahammer18: GOD DAMMIT
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "MY FUCKING EARS"
OOC: Saintish: GODDAMMIT
OOC: Antimattercarp: Anyone else getting a black border?
OOC: Murazor: GEEGEE BASIL
OOC: HomuHomu: EVEN WORSE THAN THE POSTCARDS
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "MY TORSO"
[Common] Saippu Kivikau says, "Please gods save us."
OOC: Cipher3: NOW IM DEAD
OOC: Ahammer18: MY PTSD
Restarting world! Initiated by HotelBravoLima!
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "MY EVERYTHING"
OOC: Saintish: JESUS
OOC: ThatSlyFox: GG
OOC: The_Vinyl_Scratch: HBL what the hell did you do
OOC: Stickymayhem: I'M JUST GOING TO GO
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "IT'S ALL DESTROYED"
[Common] HotelBravoLima states, "IM SORRY"
[Common] HotelBravoLima states, "IM SORRY"
OOC: Saintish: AND THE SONG KEEPS PLAYING
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "ALL GONE"
OOC: Cipher3: HBL YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE
Round start multiple nukes go off everything breaks

this is why you don't trust HBL with compiling

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:09 am**

Karen Sharpe says, "Fuckit, yolo"
The alien leaps at Karen Sharpe's face!

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:47 pm**

Volker Wolff says, "Hey baby."
You begin to play a spooky refrain on your ribcage.
Ellie Flinders says, "Ah!"
Ellie Flinders says, "You spooked me."

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:33 pm**

[17:25] <Bibliodewangus> hi everyone I know this belongs in banbus but Elyina permabanned me from banbus because I tried to talk about a day ban I received in banbus.
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I was given a permaban for "hi tonto. bye tonto"
[17:26] <@XSI> Are you Tonto?
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I ask you is that an offense worthy of permanent ban?
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> Yes
[17:26] <@XSI> Hi Tonto
03[17:26] * Retrieving #tgstation13 modes...
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> Hi man
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I thought you guys knew
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I didn't evade anything
[17:26] <@XSI> I don't keep track
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I just joined /tg/ after being gone for a while and I was let on so I assumed someone had lifted my perma
[17:26] <@XSI> But the channel you're looking for is #adminbus
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> im on the same computer and everything
[17:26] <@XSI> Sweet, probably unbanned then
[17:27] <@XSI> Welcome back
[17:27] <Bibliodewangus> Is it so wrong to try and get the player's opinion? it just sucks because I know if I go to adminbus the admins who don't like me will get really pissed off and then the other admins will just agree with them to avoid an argument
[17:27] <Bibliodewangus> Elyina permabanned me from #banbus like 5 days ago because I went in there and appealed a ban
[17:27] <Bibliodewangus> that was it. just wordlessly bans me

Red alert, shields up.

Posted: **Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:49 am**

OOC: Onemorechance: I like to put my mouth on my cats nose because i like the vibrations

Posted: **Sat Oct 11, 2014 4:22 am**

agreed 100%

Posted: **Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:49 am**

Hibbles wrote:
[17:25] <Bibliodewangus> hi everyone I know this belongs in banbus but Elyina permabanned me from banbus because I tried to talk about a day ban I received in banbus.
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I was given a permaban for "hi tonto. bye tonto"
[17:26] <@XSI> Are you Tonto?
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I ask you is that an offense worthy of permanent ban?
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> Yes
[17:26] <@XSI> Hi Tonto
03[17:26] * Retrieving #tgstation13 modes...
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> Hi man
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I thought you guys knew
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I didn't evade anything
[17:26] <@XSI> I don't keep track
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I just joined /tg/ after being gone for a while and I was let on so I assumed someone had lifted my perma
[17:26] <@XSI> But the channel you're looking for is #adminbus
[17:26] <Bibliodewangus> im on the same computer and everything
[17:26] <@XSI> Sweet, probably unbanned then
[17:27] <@XSI> Welcome back
[17:27] <Bibliodewangus> Is it so wrong to try and get the player's opinion? it just sucks because I know if I go to adminbus the admins who don't like me will get really pissed off and then the other admins will just agree with them to avoid an argument
[17:27] <Bibliodewangus> Elyina permabanned me from #banbus like 5 days ago because I went in there and appealed a ban
[17:27] <Bibliodewangus> that was it. just wordlessly bans me
Red alert, shields up.

free tonto our lord and savior

Posted: **Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:48 pm**

ADMINS.png

The Truth comes out.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:50 am**

ayy lmao

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:09 pm**

Blob Telepathy, Blob Jesus says, "Singu is loose"
Blob Telepathy, Blob Jesus says, "Hope it moves away"

Blob Telepathy, Blob Buddha says, "Goddamnit."
Blob Telepathy, Blob Buddha asks, "Can we eat the singularity?"

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 10:44 pm**

KingLouisXIV wrote:Blob Telepathy, Blob Jesus says, "Singu is loose"
Blob Telepathy, Blob Jesus says, "Hope it moves away"

Blob Telepathy, Blob Buddha says, "Goddamnit."
Blob Telepathy, Blob Buddha asks, "Can we eat the singularity?"

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:22 am**

[Engineering] Poly squawks, "Current Active Laws:"

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:07 pm**

Ricotez wrote:
KingLouisXIV wrote:Blob Telepathy, Blob Jesus says, "Singu is loose"
Blob Telepathy, Blob Jesus says, "Hope it moves away"

Blob Telepathy, Blob Buddha says, "Goddamnit."
Blob Telepathy, Blob Buddha asks, "Can we eat the singularity?"

jesus no you can't be a magical girl

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:17 pm**

mahou shoujo jesus-chan desuuuu

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:50 pm**

Yay I'm finally mentioned in this thread (I was Blob Jesus, since Jesus Mendel).

I didn't even notice the Jesus/Buddha thing during the round.

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:02 pm**

Jamal Negroson says, "All you white folk look the same to me."

moments after he turned into a volker wolff

one of us, one of us

Posted: **Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:28 am**

Kraso wrote:moments after he turned into a volker wolff
one of us, one of us

Y-you MONSTER!

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:41 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:04 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:

I DID IT FIRST

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:28 pm**

Walker Quinn says, "Mate"
Norman Phelps says, "Hello, assistant."
Walker Quinn says, "Maintenance"
Norman Phelps says, "Anyways."
Norman Phelps says, "You can't have maint."
Walker Quinn says, "Why"
Norman Phelps says, "Okay, I'll bite."
Norman Phelps says, "Tell me why you need maint access.
"Walker Quinn says, "So I can save lives and help people."
Norman Phelps asks, "So you'd like to be an MD then?"
Norman Phelps says, "Because that's what it sounds like."
Walker Quinn says, "No MDs sit in medbay and open doors."
Norman Phelps asks, "I'll make you an MD with maint, how about that?"
Walker Quinn says, "That restricts me to one department."
Norman Phelps says, "Okay whatever."
Norman Phelps says, "Maint it is."
Norman Phelps says, "Just get out of my hair."
Walker Quinn says, "Maintenance - where I get out of people's hair."
You put the ID into PDA-Walker Quinn (Assistant)'s slot.
Success at the HOP

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:27 am**

Inb4 the ID was merely MD access.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:10 am**

the three people after "is there a hotkey" appeared instantly and it was stacked like a pyramid, thought it was funny

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:06 pm**

Rolan7 wrote:Inb4 the ID was merely MD access.

Nope. Maintenance.

Posted: **Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:41 pm**

PRAY: Doctah Yagi/(Pipit Utani) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): More faggot on shuttle please. It was delicious.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:12 am**

TheWiznard wrote:the three people after "is there a hotkey" appeared instantly and it was stacked like a pyramid, thought it was funny

Top o' the pack

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:33 am**

Willie Fiddleskin says, "Hey I have a request"
Willie Fiddleskin says, "I was wondering if you could sing happy birthday to me"
Willie Fiddleskin exclaims, "It's my birthday!"
Vernon R. Humphrie says, "Use the console please.\"

Another order not filled by cargo.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:45 pm**

(a wizard turned the AI into a syndie-borg with the staff of change)

Robotic Talk, Syndicate Cyborg-500 states, "I'm sitting in my old core"
Robotic Talk, Syndicate Cyborg-500 declares, "B-but it doesn't feel the same!"

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:07 pm**

D.A.L.E.K states, "CLOWN"
D.A.L.E.K states, "STATE LAWS"

/tg/Station 13

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