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deitus said rude things to me when he was an AI and then I got caught in a disposals loop one of his borgs made

it was VERY LOUD IN THERE

Oh yeah if there's regular tiles and they blow up that creates a hole into space regardless of where you are...


This is how I sucked the air out of the wasteland on fallout 13

Weepo wrote:

This is how I sucked the air out of the wasteland on fallout 13

There is a story here that needs telling

Aight.

>spawn in to FO13, it was some dodgy as fuck server with ERP functions and shit. Gross.
>I spawn as bandit and there's no real antagonist stuff so you just get to kill whoever you feel like, my first action as a bandit is to club all the braindeads near spawn to death and steal their shit.
>Into the wastes I travel and dither about, I find a cool cave, shoot all the venus mantraps and find a ton of loot, loot includes a pile of explosive landmines with a really shitty spirte. TONS of these fucking things were packed in a locker so I set one up in my house to guard my door.
>return home to find my trap has worked... and also there's a fucking hole into space in my front porch and the area around my house is depressurized...

>well golly

>The first place I depressurize is the spawn, I use a nearby body and throw it onto the mines to blow holes into space, I do this pretty much the rest of the round, finding places, setting up space-floor than blowing holes in it. The mines are weak so I drag around a delimbed torso of some unknown and use it as a detonator.

>no ooc or radios so I don't hear about the anguish I caused till the very end. FO13 is xbox huge so with low pop its rare to meet others and they're all inside ERPing anyway, but apparently I vacuumed an entire brothel which had 50% of the server in it. I don't tell them it was me ooc and since there's no IDs nobody actually could figure out who I was since I wore my bandit hat that covered my face the whole time.

>lollin' in the deep at the suffering I caused, no admins came either.

Weepo wrote:Aight.

>spawn in to FO13, it was some dodgy as fuck server with ERP functions and shit. Gross.
>I spawn as bandit and there's no real antagonist stuff so you just get to kill whoever you feel like, my first action as a bandit is to club all the braindeads near spawn to death and steal their shit.
>Into the wastes I travel and dither about, I find a cool cave, shoot all the venus mantraps and find a ton of loot, loot includes a pile of explosive landmines with a really shitty spirte. TONS of these fucking things were packed in a locker so I set one up in my house to guard my door.
>return home to find my trap has worked... and also there's a fucking hole into space in my front porch and the area around my house is depressurized...

>well golly

>The first place I depressurize is the spawn, I use a nearby body and throw it onto the mines to blow holes into space, I do this pretty much the rest of the round, finding places, setting up space-floor than blowing holes in it. The mines are weak so I drag around a delimbed torso of some unknown and use it as a detonator.

>no ooc or radios so I don't hear about the anguish I caused till the very end. FO13 is xbox huge so with low pop its rare to meet others and they're all inside ERPing anyway, but apparently I vacuumed an entire brothel which had 50% of the server in it. I don't tell them it was me ooc and since there's no IDs nobody actually could figure out who I was since I wore my bandit hat that covered my face the whole time.

>lollin' in the deep at the suffering I caused, no admins came either.

holy fuck

please tell me you took screens or logs or SOMETHING

I fuckin' lolled.

Wrong thread, m80.
Many keks were had.

>FL13 serb
>Team up with some medic and another raider as raider to do stuff
>Basically nothing to do since everyone went NCR or Whore and raided everything
>ebin
>We pick up scraps and remnants and manage to get a good amount of armor and guns
>Fight with a couple of NCR soldiers and gun one down
>Take a roundabout path towards one little shithouse were we loot the NCR guy
>As we head out a mine explodes
>Mfw they somehow magically knew where we were.
>Mfw I have no face

ncr rangers: not even once

That fucking server, I got permabanned for calling the admin 'mockworthy' when he spawned a guy with a sword and the demons blood teleporting ability.

Also I don't have logs of vaccumocalypse unfortunately, it was spurr of the moment.

*unsheathes banhammer

>D sword
>Am HoS, manage to nab it and cut him to pieces after making a fool off myself
>Body gets taken to robotics
>W/E
>Later on need to go to science to help someone getting killed
>Stop in the security room in science to reload my taser
>Borg welds me inside saying "Due to you killing me I have to assume you'll cause harm"
>Mfw could have saved myself a lot of effort just cremating the body

Being on thin ice sucks tbqh

This is literally against the rules. Also, after current round is done, I'm gonna write a story of my own.

edit: just 'cause easier to quote:

If a player is forcefully cyborgized as a method of execution by station staff, retaliating against those involved as that cyborg because "THEY HARMED ME" or "THEY WERE EVIL AND MUST BE PUNISHED" or the like is a violation of Server Rule 1.

> In the previous round, changeling engineer released sing roundstart.
> Well, that was painful, but new round, new beginning, amirite
> Spawn as engineer
> All the hardsuits are taken already
> Fine, I'll take the gloves and wander the station
> Clown reverse-pickpockets donut inside my pocket
> As I hug him, crew hears ";h TURN DOWN THE PA" over the radio
> Oh shit
> Tesla AND singulo loose two minutes in!
> Immediately, geneticist spray paints my face
> The crew thirsts for blood of engineers.
> Shieeeeet
> Ditch my engineer clothing, dress up as greytider, hide my face
> Geneticist proudly declares that he already killed one engineer and won't stop at that
> Decide to make spears for self-defense
> While I'm running in the hallways, warden with a shotgun begins chasing me
> I forgot to change the backpack, didn't I?
> Shiiiiiiet
> Warden shoots me with lethals, but misses
> I respond by throwing spears at him. I think I miss with the first one, but the second one embeds.
> Nice.
> As I'm running from the warden, Plisskin, head of security, also with a shotgun sees me as well
> Shoots me dead
> "Engie scum" - he spits out, as he drags me to showcase my body in the brig along with other engineers

T-t-t-thanks guys

InsaneHyena wrote:> In the previous round, changeling engineer released sing roundstart.
> Well, that was painful, but new round, new beginning, amirite
> Spawn as engineer
> All the hardsuits are taken already
> Fine, I'll take the gloves and wander the station
> Clown reverse-pickpockets donut inside my pocket
> As I hug him, crew hears ";h TURN DOWN THE PA" over the radio
> Oh shit
> Tesla AND singulo loose two minutes in!
> Immediately, geneticist spray paints my face
> The crew thirsts for blood of engineers.
> Shieeeeet
> Ditch my engineer clothing, dress up as greytider, hide my face
> Geneticist proudly declares that he already killed one engineer and won't stop at that
> Decide to make spears for self-defense
> While I'm running in the hallways, warden with a shotgun begins chasing me
> I forgot to change the backpack, didn't I?
> Shiiiiiiet
> Warden shoots me with lethals, but misses
> I respond by throwing spears at him. I think I miss with the first one, but the second one embeds.
> Nice.
> As I'm running from the warden, Plisskin, head of security, also with a shotgun sees me as well
> Shoots me dead
> "Engie scum" - he spits out, as he drags me to showcase my body in the brig along with other engineers

T-t-t-thanks guys

>engine loose
>it MUST have been ALL of the engineers right guys valid salad XD

I would be butt blasted

> Latejoin 9 minutes into the round.
> Be Assistant, 'cause I wanna be borged.
> Stand in front of Roboticist, knock occasionally in hops to get the Roboticists attention.
> Roboticist are already in meta-mode and think AI is rogue, aussault the mediborg and cut cameras and ignore me.
> Like 5 minutes pass of me waiting in silence.
> Decide to run into Robotics to maybe get some attention like that since talking and knocking didn't work out.
> Be instantly aussaulted with flashes and thrown out again... fair enough.
> Roboticist starts getting really rude.
> Knock on the windoor with my airtank pretending to be angry and like I wanna break in.
> Roboticist comes out with his Chainsaw, kills me, debrains me, hides my brain in random box in maint, removing me from the round.
> Post-round antag reveal shows he wasn't an antag.
> No admins on at the time.
> Admin who showed up later said that he logged out and there's nothing that can be done now.

> Ban Requests still gone for cases like this. Oh well, guess he just gets away with the rule breaking.

This kind of stuff is why I barely play anymore.

here's a story for you

>lzimann testmerges a feature that makes everyone "person" "unknown" "security officer"
>it was labelled "do not merge" and "feature not complete"
>lzimann's defense is "it's only a testmerge!"

IcePacks wrote:here's a story for you

>lzimann testmerges a feature that makes everyone "person" "unknown" "security officer"
>it was labelled "do not merge" and "feature not complete"
>lzimann's defense is "it's only a testmerge!"

I heard kor ate your eyeballs, is this not regret worthy or is that just your kink?

dionysus24779 wrote:> Latejoin 9 minutes into the round.
> Be Assistant, 'cause I wanna be borged.
> Stand in front of Roboticist, knock occasionally in hops to get the Roboticists attention.
> Roboticist are already in meta-mode and think AI is rogue, aussault the mediborg and cut cameras and ignore me.
> Like 5 minutes pass of me waiting in silence.
> Decide to run into Robotics to maybe get some attention like that since talking and knocking didn't work out.
> Be instantly aussaulted with flashes and thrown out again... fair enough.
> Roboticist starts getting really rude.
> Knock on the windoor with my airtank pretending to be angry and like I wanna break in.
> Roboticist comes out with his Chainsaw, kills me, debrains me, hides my brain in random box in maint, removing me from the round.
> Post-round antag reveal shows he wasn't an antag.
> No admins on at the time.
> Admin who showed up later said that he logged out and there's nothing that can be done now.

> Ban Requests still gone for cases like this. Oh well, guess he just gets away with the rule breaking.

This kind of stuff is why I barely play anymore.

If you give the username we can put them on a list where when they log in it alerts us, and then we can talk to them about it - I wouldn't hand down a ban for hearsay though

FantasticFwoosh wrote:

IcePacks wrote:here's a story for you

>lzimann testmerges a feature that makes everyone "person" "unknown" "security officer"
>it was labelled "do not merge" and "feature not complete"
>lzimann's defense is "it's only a testmerge!"

I heard kor ate your eyeballs, is this not regret worthy or is that just your kink?

he did, but i beat him down stark-naked before that AND skated off with him in handcuffs ALSO while stark naked when he was the warden and was wheezing with laughter the entire time so i'd say no regrets

>assistant on box
>grab my special snowflake beanie from autodrobe
>another guy in there too
>shave his head
>he yells for sec
>as sec arrives another greyshirt shoots ebow at guy i shaved
>officer tries to taze but gets ebowed too
>try to robust him but get ebowwed
>he starts slicing the officer and shave guy with an esword while we all scream on comms
>shave guy gets up, gets ebowed back down
>i get up just as the ebow goes off
>manage to grab the fallen taser just before he can shoot again
>taze tator to the ground
>officer in crit, shave guy staggers up as i start slicing tator with his own esword
>detective runs in and shoots me and shave guy
>we try to tell him its not us
>too late, he's up and ebows the detective
>crits det as shave guy and i stagger towards him
>we're all fucked up at this point but we somehow take him down with toolboxes
>small peanut gallery formed, i limp out in flashing red dragging the critted officer with me
>beepsky passes by and arrests me
>hos walks up as stun wears off
>try to tell him the situation
>he drags me to brig while im still bleeding profusely
>fall into crit while he's holding me outside warden's office
>200% done
>succumb out of pure salt

damn that was frustrating, i think the tator died though so at least there's that

>picking a fight
>getting dunked

darn

Qbopper wrote:
If you give the username we can put them on a list where when they log in it alerts us, and then we can talk to them about it - I wouldn't hand down a ban for hearsay though

Don't have the username since he logged out after the round and at the time no admin was on to check on it. Only know the character's name and I saved the log too, feels like not much can be done by now anyway.

IcePacks wrote:>picking a fight
>getting dunked

darn

i think you're misunderstanding the situation fampai

dionysus24779 wrote:

Qbopper wrote:
If you give the username we can put them on a list where when they log in it alerts us, and then we can talk to them about it - I wouldn't hand down a ban for hearsay though

Don't have the username since he logged out after the round and at the time no admin was on to check on it. Only know the character's name and I saved the log too, feels like not much can be done by now anyway.

Yeah I figured as much, just for future reference though - it can be difficult to get the info we need without an admin on, but the logs are saved so if you note the time and character name it can happen

Deitus wrote:snip

I get how this is was frustating for you but this is one of the reasons I love this game, misinformation and miscommunication makes for amazing comedy.

Deitus wrote:

IcePacks wrote:>picking a fight
>getting dunked

darn

i think you're misunderstanding the situation fampai

i'll admit i stopped reading it shortly after >grabs snowflake item >notices someone else snowflaking >tries to shave their snowflake but i suppose that's amusing in of itself too

>Lizard assistant
>This round I'm gonna make something of myself
>It's time for: LIZARD EMPORIUM!
>Set up shop in the vacant office
>After some incidents with racist security and sketchy mimes, stock it with an autolathe and some random items
>Doing some nice small business
>A man in a red syndicate hardsuit wordlessly drops off a crate
>Surplus
>Hot damn
>QM PDA's me, says it was her and there will be more
>Ahelp to make sure this is OK, it is, start dealing hella contraband
>Yes you can have this power sink
>Yes you can have that EMP kit
>Of course you can have that syndicate hardsuit
>QM drops off crate after crate
>Eswords, emags, throwing stars, implant kits, bombs, pistol magazines...
>Literally no room on the tables to store all this shit
>I'm standing in a fucking 200+ TC arsenal
>Then a traitor blows it all up
>I'm standing in the middle of a fucking 200+ TC arsenal, dead

bandit wrote:>Lizard assistant
>This round I'm gonna make something of myself
>It's time for: LIZARD EMPORIUM!
>Set up shop in the vacant office
>After some incidents with racist security and sketchy mimes, stock it with an autolathe and some random items
>Doing some nice small business
>A man in a red syndicate hardsuit wordlessly drops off a crate
>Surplus
>Hot damn
>QM PDA's me, says it was her and there will be more
>Ahelp to make sure this is OK, it is, start dealing hella contraband
>Yes you can have this power sink
>Yes you can have that EMP kit
>Of course you can have that syndicate hardsuit
>QM drops off crate after crate
>Eswords, emags, throwing stars, implant kits, bombs, pistol magazines...
>Literally no room on the tables to store all this shit
>I'm standing in a fucking 200+ TC arsenal
>Then a traitor blows it all up
>I'm standing in the middle of a fucking 200+ TC arsenal

I had just sold all the leftover minerals out of the ORM and had ordered 8 more crates for an "EMERGENCY FIRESALE", when I went to check if you had room I saw the crater. Fucking mimes.

I actually hacked the AI to advertise for you periodically but it never did.

bandit wrote: STORY

I was a shaft miner bringing back fat loads of plasma that round.
Later, I found a nice pile of A E S T H E T I C statues and NASA spacesuits in space to trade in.
I zoomed back onto the station z-level with 2 minutes before shuttle, and the first thing I hear is "Lizard shop blew up".

it wasn't the mime who blew it up, or if it was then it was a talking mime

bandit wrote:it wasn't the mime who blew it up, or if it was then it was a talking mime

Pretty sure it was, they got lynched shortly after if I recall.

nah it was some dude named Jon, they tried to kill me earlier with a radioactive health analyzer but only used it once so it didn't actually kill

also how the fuck did you get that many points

Damn every time there's something nice and unusual someone has to bomb it.

dionysus24779 wrote:> Latejoin 9 minutes into the round.
> Be Assistant, 'cause I wanna be borged.
> Stand in front of Roboticist, knock occasionally in hops to get the Roboticists attention.
> Roboticist are already in meta-mode and think AI is rogue, aussault the mediborg and cut cameras and ignore me.
> Like 5 minutes pass of me waiting in silence.
> Decide to run into Robotics to maybe get some attention like that since talking and knocking didn't work out.
> Be instantly aussaulted with flashes and thrown out again... fair enough.
> Roboticist starts getting really rude.
> Knock on the windoor with my airtank pretending to be angry and like I wanna break in.
> Roboticist comes out with his Chainsaw, kills me, debrains me, hides my brain in random box in maint, removing me from the round.
> Post-round antag reveal shows he wasn't an antag.
> No admins on at the time.
> Admin who showed up later said that he logged out and there's nothing that can be done now.

> Ban Requests still gone for cases like this. Oh well, guess he just gets away with the rule breaking.

This kind of stuff is why I barely play anymore.

Hey baby its me, Lemee lay this down from the opposite perspective.

>Robotics
>The science department is staffed by figurative and in one case literal chimps who have been busting down my windows and stealing my mats
>the AI isn't rogue but has been subverted by some shithead up the chain of command, probably the RD, it just keeps turning things off and on, locking and shocking doors and generally being a weird pain in the ass.
>Borg is actually pretty cool though
>Busily get down to deslaving the borg and resetting it, all I can do aside from cut AI control wires and weld vents
>Shitheel assistant arrives
>BORG ME PLS
>tell him to fuck off, I don't have time for any more subhumans
>he calls me rude and starts bashing down the window with an airtank
>grab the other roboticists chainsaw and walk out into the hallway
>cheeky shit is unintimidated
>he goes for the disarm and gets dunked because I have a chainsaw and he has weak ass human flesh
>Tell the various witnesses that he was a volunteer, they don't care because he's been doing nothing but trying to get into robotics since he arrived
>I toss his worthless brain in my bag for later disposal since the AI is subverted and I sure as shit am not making another borg.

I really don't know what your expectations were when you antagonize to the point of 'here comes the fucking chainsaw' but in your position I'd have probably legged it the moment I stepped outside. But hey, you do you. Even if 'doing you' means 'Wow I got thrown out and told to fuck off repeatedly, time to break in!'

ITT: Weepo is shit.
Who woulda guessed.

DemonFiren wrote:ITT: Weepo is shit.
Who woulda guessed.

Pretty accurate assessment.

DemonFiren wrote:ITT: Weepo is shit.
Who woulda guessed.

fite me you dumb reptile.

Even if I decided to put his brain in a borg I had no metal or glass to make one with.

Weepo wrote:snip

LOOK EVERYBODY THIS GUY DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE BORGS INDEPENDENT FROM THE AI

bandit wrote:nah it was some dude named Jon, they tried to kill me earlier with a radioactive health analyzer but only used it once so it didn't actually kill

also how the fuck did you get that many points

I spaced him, kek. Also I got so many points thanks to a fully staffed high-quality mining team and a complete and utter lack of rnd.

Doctor Pork wrote:

Weepo wrote:snip

LOOK EVERYBODY THIS GUY DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE BORGS INDEPENDENT FROM THE AI

I do actually, I did it for the mediborg, but I didn't have the mats to borg this guy plus he'd been nothing but turds all round so I wasn't gonna either way.

weepo is actually a really terrible player, he spent all round acting hostile to the whole science department after he steals from RnD. Every time i'd ask for something he would throw it at me to hurt me. He threw around a lot of items in RnD like a temper tantrum, some into disposals, all the way until the shuttle was called. To seriously showcase this shittery some quartermaster asks to be healed on the shuttle and the guy injects 20u of MORPHINE

RANDOM PERSON HE NEVER MET

20U OF MORPHINE
(HE CALLED IT A MINOR INCONVENIENCE)

i'd rule 1 him out of 10 my friends

Guess my experience with that player wasn't anything unusual then, gives me some solace.

Weepo you could've just left it alone, but now you're antagonizing people here too.

I literally can't get atmos canister bombs to work. Kill me.

Speaking of canister bombs.

> Back when stands were still a traitor item.
> Be teleporting stand - I could teleport any object.
> Atmostech makes a shitload of tank bombs.
> "Okay, my stand. On the count of 3 I open the valve and you will teleport them."
> A devilish plan
> "Okay, prepare yourself."
> I wonder if he knows how soon the bomb is supposed to explode?
> "One."
> Also, did he account for the lag and the fact that my teleporting ability has a cast time?
> "Two..."
> I better use it RIGHT NOW.
> "Three."
> BOOM
> Entire atmospherics is erased from existence
> Including us.

Well, at least you went out with a bang.

PUT ON A TIMER REEEE

He said canister bombs.
Not tank transfer bombs, not singletank bombs, canister bombs.

The thing people get wrong with canister bombs is that they put a FULL tank of O2 into their canister of heated plasma.

If your tank is already at 1000kPa and your canister's release pressure is set to 1000kPa, then it won't transfer any plasma into the tank and nothing will happen.

Play around with different combinations of temperature and pressure, last time I did it (which was a long time ago admittedly) I'd fill an oxygen tank with 100kPa of supercold oxygen set to as cold as the cooler would go, put it in a canister of plasma set to as hot as the heater would go, max the release pressure, and open the valve.

Alternatively just fill an O2 canister with fuckhot plasma and swap it for the canister that people use to top off their emergency tanks, ho ho ho.

DemonFiren wrote:He said canister bombs.
Not tank transfer bombs, not singletank bombs, canister bombs.

well that's the problem.