/tg/Station 13

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scoobydoo wrote:you want to fuck with someone real good? flash/pie-in-face/tase/stun someone, put them inside a body bag and then put something that triggers when someone steps on it, like a bear trap, some soap, a banana peel, a proximity-sensored bomb, anything you want - when they get out they will trigger the object in the tile automatically.

if you put soap down on the same tile they will never be able to get out

scoobydoo wrote:you want to fuck with someone real good? flash/pie-in-face/tase/stun someone, put them inside a body bag and then put something that triggers when someone steps on it, like a bear trap, some soap, a banana peel, a proximity-sensored bomb, anything you want - when they get out they will trigger the object in the tile automatically.

if you put soap down on the same tile they will never be able to get out

The Clowns Pocket wrote:
Dont ask me why we have toilets tho.

DemonFiren wrote:>not knowing how to open the locker room lockers

The Clowns Pocket wrote:Spacemen don't have assholes.

Dont ask me why we have toilets tho.

The Clowns Pocket wrote:Spacemen don't have assholes.

Anonmare wrote:Nanotrasen removed unnecessary bodily functions like excretion, sweating, sleep and empathy from its employees to improve efficiency during the cloning process. They're also incredibly cheap and haven't updated their station designs to remove the unused toilets, showers and beds from their stations.

Swindly wrote:When uranium walls and floors radiate, they make adjacent uranium walls and floors radiate.

Dr_bee wrote:

Swindly wrote:When uranium walls and floors radiate, they make adjacent uranium walls and floors radiate.

You too can roleplay MGS4 with your very own MICROWAVE HALLWAY*!

*note the radiation is actually gamma rays.

CosmicScientist wrote: Oh and to be a tosser about English too, look up the definition of radiate:

1. emit (energy, especially light or heat) in the form of rays or waves.
2. diverge or spread from or as if from a central point.

Your dictionary may vary but that's the most likely description!

/turf/closed/wall/mineral/uranium/proc/radiate()
	if(!active)
		if(world.time > last_event+15)
			active = 1
			radiation_pulse(get_turf(src), 3, 3, 4, 0)
			for(var/turf/closed/wall/mineral/uranium/T in orange(1,src))
				T.radiate()
			last_event = world.time
			active = null
			return
	return

CosmicScientist wrote:I have no clue what MGS had with a microwave hallway because that radiation, last I checked, just excites water particles

Dr_bee wrote:You folks took a shitty MGS5 reference and took it a bit far, wow. And this is the same game where space is cold and you can treat 3rd degree burns with bengay.

Reyn wrote:Swarmers are not drones

lumipharon wrote:Thats... Hilarious as fuck, probably would consider that a bug though, tbh.

Limski wrote:Foam force pistols exist, and you can put riot foam darts in them.
pretty nice since most people don't expect them

Anonmare wrote:

Limski wrote:Foam force pistols exist, and you can put riot foam darts in them.
pretty nice since most people don't expect them

You can also screw off the cap of regular darts with a screwdriver and put a pen inside to make them do actual damage.

You need a lot of pens as I don't think a dart does more than 5 damage

Remie Richards wrote:That is due to a dark secret of AI shitcode.
The AI core is not a structure if the AI is alive, the actual core IS the AI.
This means when the AI goes into an APC, or into an intelicard, the entire AI and it's core (which is just itself) are in there.

It does have useful applications, eg: when I used to play AI I would use a custom icon (I can badmin, ok), and it would persist no matter what happened to me, which was nice.

SS13 has a few of these oddities, one that got fixed (by me) was that all vehicles in the game (which at the time, was the janicart and the secway) were classed as chairs.
The part of the above that is not fixed, is that chairs are stools and stools are beds! (/obj/structure/bed/stool/chair + /obj/structure/bed/stool/chair/vehicle)