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ian hates it when i nearly dunk him with chairs

Qbmax32 wrote:ian hates it when i nearly dunk him with chairs

somebody's head needs to make contact with a trash bin right about now

Who the fuck gave oranges gameadmin?

DemonFiren wrote:Who the fuck gave oranges gameadmin?

only the most autistic of all autists would do that

huehuehue wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:Who the fuck gave oranges gameadmin?

only the most autistic of all autists would do that

shut the hell up!

DemonFiren wrote:Who the fuck gave oranges gameadmin?

who the fuck unbanned you

wait, i was banned?

DemonFiren wrote:wait, i was banned?

wait, you haven't?

i don't think so

Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

lavaland was a mistake 2: electric boogaloo

I've taken to deconning the shuttle consoles on both sides and the shuttle and hope they kill themselves in frustration.

That's when you send down an aux base with a teleporter on it.

DemonFiren wrote:That's when you send down an aux base with a teleporter on it.

That's why you blind drop it ahead of time

Anonmare wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:That's when you send down an aux base with a teleporter on it.

That's why you blind drop it ahead of time

remind me, does telescience still exist

Yes and no. It's just two interconnected telepads now.

DemonFiren wrote:

Anonmare wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:That's when you send down an aux base with a teleporter on it.

That's why you blind drop it ahead of time

remind me, does telescience still exist

No

in that case, valid strategy would employ

even as nonantag because fuck miners

InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*

Armhulen wrote:

InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*

and even if he hasn't killed any megafauna or found anything interesting he can still defend himself with his tools quite well, especially if upgraded fully

My issue is not with killing the target, it's with finding it.

huehuehue wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*

and even if he hasn't killed any megafauna or found anything interesting he can still defend himself with his tools quite well, especially if upgraded fully

i forgot about his 40 damage infinite gun lol

Armhulen wrote:

huehuehue wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*

and even if he hasn't killed any megafauna or found anything interesting he can still defend himself with his tools quite well, especially if upgraded fully

i forgot about his 40 damage infinite gun lol

20 damage on the station.

people who ahelp about drones without giving drone numbers and it isn't something that's logged

People who put volume pumps on air to distro.

STOP DOING IT, IT WASTES SO MUCH AIR IF THERE'S A BREACH

People who ignore their job to powergame/validhunt, but still expect everyone else to be doing theirs.

People who never do their job, but still demand as much crap as possible to help them do it. Once had a sec officer spend around 30 minutes at RnD asking for a laser gun but wouldn't even tase a wanted criminal running around science.

i hate how the new R&D lets people do this stupid fuckin thing where they research bluespace bags and expensive guns and dont bother to fucking research parts or miner equipment

not exclusive to the game but people who talk like this........using ellipsis after ever sentence or comma........do you think you sound deep when you do this?.......it really grinds my gears.....

...fuck you... deitus... ...............................bitch..............................

1v1 me in thunderdome faggot....unless you're chicken..........hah....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Researchers who don't upgrade the fucking ORM or department protolathes.

You can get tier 3 bins and manipulators, tier 2 everything else at round start. If the miners drop off the dock silver, you can get a bluespace RPED within 2 minutes of round start. Almost everyone will open their doors for a scientist carrying an RPED, and you can have the entire station upgraded within 5 minutes if you move quick.

Why the FUCK do I keep returning after the first ash storm as a miner, only to find the ORM still at base levels? Stop being a bunch of fucking circuit jerkers buying shit you can't even build, and upgrade the fucking station. It's your job as RnD.

Dr_bee wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

huehuehue wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*

and even if he hasn't killed any megafauna or found anything interesting he can still defend himself with his tools quite well, especially if upgraded fully

i forgot about his 40 damage infinite gun lol

20 damage on the station.

>Not requesting miner access at round start
>Not gearing up and getting buddy buddy with your target
>Not knowing most miners will happily have a companion during mega and tendril hunts
>Not "accidentally" hitting him with your KA while fighting fauna
>Not bidding your time until they are very low health and just plugging them with a revolver
>Not hurling their corpse into a chasm and calling it out over the radio that they fell in
>Not taking all their sweet loot for yourself

Really, everyone likes to complain that miners are SO OP, but they aren't. Their gear is all RNG based, and only skilled miners can actually return to the station as an lavaland god. The rest die stupid deaths. I've succeeded my "Kill a shaft miner" objective without ever going planet side, because something killed them for me. I am honestly more afraid of a skilled chemist, botanist, or scientist than I am a miner.

Objective 1: Escape with the identity of BadDiggy Bubblegum-Chew-Toy, Shaft Miner

or

Objective 1: Keep Suicides-At-Roundstart alive until round end

everything

EagleWiz wrote:Objective 1: Escape with the identity of BadDiggy Bubblegum-Chew-Toy, Shaft Miner

or

Objective 1: Keep Suicides-At-Roundstart alive until round end

If your "Keep Alive" target suicides, you should green text.

People who don't do their job because muh valids

My favorite was the fellow Chemist that didn't help me patch up crew because "muh self defense spray" and ended up toasting himself and the whole workspace by mixing unstabilized phlog

Or when RnD doesn't upgrade the ORM/cloner because gotta rush muh BoH

People who give out BoHs to any Tom, Dick and Harry who asks.

Cause all it takes is one guy with a BoH to kill another guy with a BoH and they have everything they need to end a round right then and there.

Anonmare wrote:People who give out BoHs to any Tom, Dick and Harry who asks.

Cause all it takes is one guy with a BoH to kill another guy with a BoH and they have everything they need to end a round right then and there.

Scientists who wont give lil ol me a BoH

People not having any Traits.

darkpaladin109 wrote:People not having any Traits.

hey now I'd rather not spoil perfection

Nobody making pineapple pizza

I have to subsist upon the rats in maintenance for sustenance

anonhoe at last revealed as pred

Coworkers that won't even bother coming up with an illogical excuse for fucking off at roundstart, never to be seen again. Doubly so if they take the hardsuit.

When the four scientists sitting in RnD are too busy outfitting themselves with nightvision goggles and bags of holding to supply you with some simple stock parts for your c̶a̶r̶p̶e̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶p̶e̶n̶s̶e̶r̶ smoke machine.

Then come back five minutes later and they hand you tier 1 parts from their table whilst flying around in their flightsuits.

When scientists break-in and steal the other departmental lathes
When people break into R&D to steal your equipment
When people get pissed off in the 0.6 nanoseconds of them asking for something and not instantaneously having it beamed into their inventory
When people get mad at you for not being clairvoyant
When people get mad at you for doing your job
When people kill you even though you're not a threat or trying to stop them
When people get mad they get detained for performing crimes or have antagonistic gear in their possession

When you try to arrest someone and someone gets in your way.

Anonmare wrote:When people kill you even though you're not a threat or trying to stop them

This one, so much

when your body gets dragged to the cloner first but then somebody else rushes in with another dead body and pushes yours out of the way and clones them before you get cloned even though you were first and then the power goes out after they're done cloning so now you're just dead forever

When round after round you see the same guy (who seems to exclusively play assistant) make a run for yellow gloves and breaking into AI upload 5 minutes into the round whether or not they're actually an antag and then suicide if they get caught.

When you investigate a crime as a detective, track down the criminal, catch him red handed and before you've even had the time to start organizing the evidence the warden has already released him and also given him all of his stolen shit back. Then 10 minutes later you hear over the radio the guy's been going on a rampage around the station.
I'm still not sure if some wardens are just genuinely stupid or there's some meta-friend bullshit going on.

It seems I should play Warden again.

you didnt just... leave them in the brig with no recorded crimes and not telling the warden to keep them held on suspicion of murder or whatever, did you?

Most wardens will chuck anyone who was arrested lazily out the front door if nobody explains why theyre arrested on radio when they ask

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:you didnt just... leave them in the brig with no recorded crimes and not telling the warden to keep them held on suspicion of murder or whatever, did you?

I always do my paperwork when I'm sec. I'll give a more detailed example that happened not too long ago.

We suspect revs are around. I spot some guy hacking his way into the brig, gets captured. HoP is around and says the guy also tried to kill him in the bridge earlier, I know it's true because I was on the camera to see it not 5 minutes earlier, and had taken pictures. I search him, he has a HoP headset in his backpack and a flash. HoP tosses him in a cell and says implant him. Warden was around to witness all this. From my understanding at this point we figured out it's not rev because another traitor got caught. Not a minute has passed and as I'm about to walk away to organize some of the evidence I see the warden give this guy all his stuff back (including the headset) and throw him out of the brig. I try to confront him about it and he just waves it off like it's nothing and at this point I am just too salty to care and just leave. As it turns out the guy was a ling and killed a whole bunch of people afterwards.

I have a bunch of stories similar to this. Sure there's a lot of competent wardens but whenever stuff like this happens it just ruins my day.