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Bluespace wrote:snip

Gross, the metashittyness is real. That's barely better than:

"can anyone get some VODKA MARTINIS for the CHIEF ENGINEER?"

NikNakFlak wrote:

Bluespace wrote:snip

Gross, the metashittyness is real. That's barely better than:

"can anyone get some VODKA MARTINIS for the CHIEF ENGINEER?"

If you think that's bad try observing a few rounds on bagil.
Faking a revolution is legitimately a strategy for lings at this point.

People fake a revolution with or without lings Mr.

https://gyazo.com/8b3bef83e44bdc0689845ed3785103af
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When overlays attack.

Getting spaced off the mining shuttle was never so comfy.

is that a fucking turd in a bottle what the hell the lattice thing only makes it like 1% more comfy seriously how does it help its usually that comfy

Ring around the entire thing with lattice & catwalk and its basically a satellite in the making, deconstruct the chair with the spanner so your shrubbery isn't ugly and overlapping.

confused rock wrote:is that a fucking turd in a bottle what the hell the lattice thing only makes it like 1% more comfy seriously how does it help its usually that comfy

Apparently the SM had gone full stage nuclear and produced a singulo that was chucking parts of the station to me across two z levels. Thanks to the meme that is cross-level travel, most of the debris including the plant just appeared inside of the pod next to me.I used a couple rods and made that as a jumping off platform before I jumped into space with a survival pen.

I'm pretty sure it's not a turd in a bottle.
It looks like a lusty larva or a borer or shit.

DemonFiren wrote:I'm pretty sure it's not a turd in a bottle.
It looks like a lusty larva or a borer or shit.

Lavaland loot, ship in a bottle. Its meant to let you cross lava but I didn't get the chance to use it before getting spaced off the shuttle.

This dreaded hallway is also known by a different name - Assistant's Bane, they call it. Each Assistant that passes through it is enveloped by an overwhelming feeling of despair - as if in a trace, they put their emergency oxygen tanks in their mouth, and release the valve at its highest capacity, ripping their body apart.

They say it's just a legend. But I've seen it happen with my own two eyes.

The reason I don't play my favourite job (HoP) anymore in one picture.

"Don't worry I know what I am doing"

"DUNT WORI I KNO WOT AM DOIN!"

Colored lighting really adds to the scene there

srifenbyxp wrote:

Atlanta-Ned wrote:Rare restart vote collected

UNDER PRESSURE
PRESSING DOWN ON ME

Never has the term "Panic Siphon" been more appropriate

What the fuck even happened here my god

Atmos happened.

Borg & some assistants (i don't even know) made a autistic cryoslumber/shitter detention room near arrivals, a borg threw in a atmos scrubber afterwards to turn it off after presumably realising that you can't snap people out of No2 sleeping.

CE had a pile of crates sitting around near arrivals. As a humble assistant, I climb in one and hide; thinking to spook someone. He comes back with another crate, I realize he's gathering them for transport to cargo.
The plan: Sneak into Cargo, ???, profit
Goose McSwan later finds me in the crate, and he joins in on the fun. We both get carted inside Cargo. New Plan: Hide in the crates, and leave them puzzling over why the shuttle won't depart.
Cargo Tech decides to cross the t's and dot the i's, checking all the crates before departure. He finds Goose's crate first. They get into a pushing match, and once Goose gets knocked down I shout, "TIME FOR THE LIGHTNING ROUND!!" And jump out of my crate as well to gang up on the cargo tech, we eventually wrestle his ID from him and high-tail it out of there, giggling like idiots we hide out and savour the victory. The cargo tech was a good sport about the heist however, and we gave him back the ID soon after.

See, this is the kind of assistant shit that I like.

Why can't more assistants be like this.

In future shock all your crates.

for some reason shocking crates is impossible now I tried

Least we know MMI miracles copy-pastes their rooms, this is legit on the cerestation map south east of engineering, the actual CE room is untouched and identical, even with a spare poly.

Repower it, and drive engies crazy mashing the buttons

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Least we know MMI miracles copy-pastes their rooms, this is legit on the cerestation map south east of engineering, the actual CE room is untouched and identical, even with a spare poly.

I typically grab segments from other maps as reference points when I make some of the more important rooms, such as head offices, to make sure I'm including all the important shit in my own variant of the office. I don't see the issue, despite you trying to make it seem like one. Just forgot to remove it afterwards.

Im just suprised it got PR pushed through like that, thats all. My actual feedback is on the appropriate thread.

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Im just suprised it got PR pushed through like that, thats all. My actual feedback is on the appropriate thread.

if you're "suprised" that THAT pr got merged then boi you dont know half the things that get merged by maintainers

bman wrote:

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Im just suprised it got PR pushed through like that, thats all. My actual feedback is on the appropriate thread.

if you're "suprised" that THAT pr got merged then boi you dont know half the things that get merged by maintainers

delete this

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Least we know MMI miracles copy-pastes their rooms, this is legit on the cerestation map south east of engineering, the actual CE room is untouched and identical, even with a spare poly.

Yeah. Spawned as a CE in that last night. Was shocked and amused.

Dropping off some screenshots, mostly older ones.

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A very incompotent and unfortunate ninja gets lost in space

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That is in fact every single toy mech, in correct order too.

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Pretty sure someone posted this already, but I figure whatever, it's funny enough and I don't feel like checking back anyway.

where the fuck is steam jesus christ

i stacked four people on each other using piggyback riding

not visible: me



lol kevinz your ideas are shit

After the borg thread i died a little on the inside after seeing this.

admins hard at work (tm)!

tfw you make an autism fort but lighting is broken in space so only people with mesons can see anything in it

Don't Forge
You're her
forever

Wyzack wrote:Don't Forge
You're her
forever

What did he mean by this?

TALK ABOUT A HOLLOW VICTORY EEEEHEHEHE

Armhulen wrote:
TALK ABOUT A HOLLOW VICTORY EEEEHEHEHE

Rev Code: 1 Cyberboss: 0

Map Rotation vs the players

PIZZA PARTY!





Honk Express

Houston, we have a problem.

InsaneHyena wrote:

Spoiler:

Houston, we have a problem.

Were they bolted?

InsaneHyena wrote:image

Really made me think