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Three miner Lucias stuck on the mining outpost.

Top tier autism fort.

I've made a lot of forts in my time, and that's pretty fuckin top tier.

Two and a half hour round. I took a screenshot but it wasn't quite big enough to see the whole thing.

a custom shuttle

coloured lighting is lovely when used right

Finally did some xenobiology as a free golem.

Hooray for buildable xenobio consoles

where did you get the slime?

You can buy a grey slime extract at the vendor then make it into a slime with ground plasma

>tfw you will never use xenobio as a golem to become real human beans

Welcome to Hell Prisoner

Yo dawg, i put a prison inside your prison

Anonmare wrote:Welcome to Hell Prisoner

Spoiler:

somebody really needs to fix that ruin, youre supposed to use the thing to warp out but whoever made it forgot that that wand is only usable by cultists

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Anonmare wrote:Welcome to Hell Prisoner

Spoiler:

somebody really needs to fix that ruin, youre supposed to use the thing to warp out but whoever made it forgot that that wand is only usable by cultists

whatever, play stupid narsie related games win narsie related prizes

nah, that ruin exists solely as a trap.

like c'mon why you gotta disturb the sacrificial summoning site of an elder-god?

It's literally bugged if you get stuck in it ahelp

It's not bugged, you can escape by walking through lava and using your medipen or using a boat.

You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

D&B wrote:You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

cedarbridge wrote:

D&B wrote:You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

I made the ruin.

Its to teach schmucks that not everything in hell-land is a loot box. I even put messages to taunt those who try to escape out the regular way.

The smart ones learned to start bringing alternative methods to escape ruins (bluespace crystals, jaunters).

Can confirm.
Reference: I got stuck in it and Claire had to help me.

MMMiracles wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

D&B wrote:You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

I made the ruin.

Its to teach schmucks that not everything in hell-land is a loot box. I even put messages to taunt those who try to escape out the regular way.

The smart ones learned to start bringing alternative methods to escape ruins (bluespace crystals, jaunters).

what the heck
shoulda made this clearer, the wand is extremely misleading

PKPenguin321 wrote:

MMMiracles wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

D&B wrote:You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

I made the ruin.

Its to teach schmucks that not everything in hell-land is a loot box. I even put messages to taunt those who try to escape out the regular way.

The smart ones learned to start bringing alternative methods to escape ruins (bluespace crystals, jaunters).

what the heck
shoulda made this clearer, the wand is extremely misleading

You just got fricken BEANED

PKPenguin321 wrote:

MMMiracles wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

D&B wrote:You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

I made the ruin.

Its to teach schmucks that not everything in hell-land is a loot box. I even put messages to taunt those who try to escape out the regular way.

The smart ones learned to start bringing alternative methods to escape ruins (bluespace crystals, jaunters).

what the heck
shoulda made this clearer, the wand is extremely misleading

Traps usually involve deceiving their victims, although this trap couldn't of been more obvious without putting down a sign that says "TRAP AHEAD DO NOT ENTER."

PKPenguin321 wrote:

MMMiracles wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

D&B wrote:You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

I made the ruin.

Its to teach schmucks that not everything in hell-land is a loot box. I even put messages to taunt those who try to escape out the regular way.

The smart ones learned to start bringing alternative methods to escape ruins (bluespace crystals, jaunters).

what the heck
shoulda made this clearer, the wand is extremely misleading

How much of a dunce do you have to be to see the extremely bloodied and corpse littered blood God cult ruin and think you can run-in and loot it with nothing bad on it?

D&B wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:

MMMiracles wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

D&B wrote:You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

I made the ruin.

Its to teach schmucks that not everything in hell-land is a loot box. I even put messages to taunt those who try to escape out the regular way.

The smart ones learned to start bringing alternative methods to escape ruins (bluespace crystals, jaunters).

what the heck
shoulda made this clearer, the wand is extremely misleading

How much of a dunce do you have to be to see the extremely bloodied and corpse littered blood God cult ruin and think you can run-in and loot it with nothing bad on it?

>see wand in dead center of big rune in the middle
>examine wand
>"this is a magic wand with 3 uses that warps the user forward a few steps!"
>the gimmick of this ruin is clear
>just kidding youre effectively gibbed

PKPenguin321 wrote:

D&B wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:

MMMiracles wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

D&B wrote:You're not meant to use the stuff inside to escape, it's literally a trap for greedy goys.

I made the ruin.

Its to teach schmucks that not everything in hell-land is a loot box. I even put messages to taunt those who try to escape out the regular way.

The smart ones learned to start bringing alternative methods to escape ruins (bluespace crystals, jaunters).

what the heck
shoulda made this clearer, the wand is extremely misleading

How much of a dunce do you have to be to see the extremely bloodied and corpse littered blood God cult ruin and think you can run-in and loot it with nothing bad on it?

>see wand in dead center of big rune in the middle
>examine wand
>"this is a magic wand with 3 uses that warps the user forward a few steps!"
>the gimmick of this ruin is clear
>just kidding youre effectively gibbed

yes that's what a trap is

Screenshot from today. I dare you to figure out what exactly happened here.

Level 1 singulo had to be cut off from feeding after the field got fucked up.

No wait. BoH singulo?

Sub-20 pop Sybil. Just maxed out the DNA vault. R&D nearly maxed. Botany and mining thrashed. Super late Sybil da bes.

Not pictured: Smells running around at Mach 8 with the Leg Stimulant vault buff

Kevinz told me to post this, so here you go , first attempt at an autism fort.

Lowpop sybil, renovated the abandoned teleporter a little bit. Got pirate R&D, self-sustaining food source, recall spam to avoid getting blueballed mid-construction, quantum-linked mini medbay with autocloning, pseudo-virology, station camera and sensors tracking, and finally a teleporter to spread whatever hellish diseases happened to be in the beaker at the time.

Not pictured : hand teleporter tied to two beacons - one to the base pictured and one in maintenance. The teleporter in the picture is one-way only, I disabled teleports using that station as a beacon.

never knew you had it in you
you autist kook

danno wrote:never knew you had it in you
you autist kook

Wheres my fucking staff

if you dont hold up your end of the bargain your new /tg/ friends are gonna get to know about the REAL dannno..

That medical crate in front of the cloning pod is really unfortunate, but that aside not bad.

DemonFiren wrote:That medical crate in front of the cloning pod is really unfortunate, but that aside not bad.

The crate was left there intentionally, in the event that I perished I would just climb on top of the crate naked and spam left click + e on the opened box and be re-suited within 5 seconds, and grab the spare PDA and ID that are at the bottom of the pile.

*falls over*

danno wrote:*falls over*

You've fallen DOWN?

you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down you're down

PFffhahahah I was actually really going to add it this time but I just remembered there's a feature freeze ahahahahha Fuck Dyude

Hamfam77 wrote: Kevinz told me to post this, so here you go , first attempt at an autism fort.

Good stuff, my last autismfort was also on the abandoned teleporter.

Technically, two autismforts, on two different z-levels, connected via teleporter.

It's not that impressive, but I was a derelict drone, the only things I got from the station were the ores just to mess with telecomms. A rad storm shut off space so I couldn't really expand further sadly.

Hamfam77 wrote: Kevinz told me to post this

Kev wasn't the voice in your head.

cedarbridge wrote:

Hamfam77 wrote: Kevinz told me to post this

Kev wasn't the voice in your head.

Differentiating between disembodied voices in your brain while being exposed to solar radiation because you're renovating an abandoned room in space nobody will ever use is somewhat difficult, bae.

Gotta catch 'em all

Digdugxx wrote:
Gotta catch 'em all

I was laughing so fucking hard when all of the players were talking ic on lynching you next round

Why do you use that ugly as hell orange UI?

cedarbridge wrote:Why do you use that ugly as hell orange UI?

what do you use

Armhulen wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:Why do you use that ugly as hell orange UI?

what do you use

Spoiler:

there's a right answer

The comfy blue default.

cedarbridge wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:Why do you use that ugly as hell orange UI?

what do you use

Spoiler:

there's a right answer

The comfy blue default.

wrong answer guess we can't be besties anymore

OR OPERATIVE

plasmafire is god tier fuck you

The game looks pretty sweet these days. I haven't seen it in over a year I think at this point

speaking of UIs, the clockwork UI is pretty cool. might be the best thing that's come out of clock cult

Bluespace wrote:snip

Gross, the metashittyness is real. That's barely better than:

"can anyone get some VODKA MARTINIS for the CHIEF ENGINEER?"