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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:22 am
by PKPenguin321
Bottom post of the previous page:
Remie Richards wrote:
It's doesn't seem like wood but, it fulfils everything else you said
Fuck yeah that's the one, I don't know why I thought it was in a wooden box. I guess I just assumed it was a quality product when I first saw it because pizza is incredibly deceiving.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:55 am
by Screemonster
fuckin' casuals actually putting pizza in a pizza box
I finally found a place that does a decent munchy box after literally a year in this job

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:10 am
by Malkevin
>Kebab meat
Say hello to gallstones in a few years.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:22 pm
by 420weedscopes
Deitus wrote:isnt that the guy who made team fabulous?
yes
Zilenan91 wrote:It is yeah, he made a bunch of really high quality GMod stuff before he died. I think he was in his early twenties.
he was about to be 19
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:00 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Whoa nelly
I think my increased dosage of antidepressants is kicking in.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:02 pm
by Remie Richards
EndgamerAzari wrote:Whoa nelly
I think my increased dosage of antidepressants is kicking in.
Are you happier now? Or just less numb?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:06 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Remie Richards wrote:EndgamerAzari wrote:Whoa nelly
I think my increased dosage of antidepressants is kicking in.
Are you happier now? Or just less numb?
I'm in a surprisingly decent mood for a Monday (relative) morning. Granted, I've only been on this increased dosage since Saturday, so it may just be a coincidence. Oh well. I hope it lasts, regardless of what it is!
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:38 pm
by Malkevin
I don't know what it is with my area but there's always old cunts walking in the middle of road instead of the farking path.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:43 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I walked in the road this weekend because the city didn't do dick about the sidewalks when it snowed, but I wouldn't call it 'in the middle'.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:47 pm
by Remie Richards
EndgamerAzari wrote:Remie Richards wrote:EndgamerAzari wrote:Whoa nelly
I think my increased dosage of antidepressants is kicking in.
Are you happier now? Or just less numb?
I'm in a surprisingly decent mood for a Monday (relative) morning. Granted, I've only been on this increased dosage since Saturday, so it may just be a coincidence. Oh well. I hope it lasts, regardless of what it is!
That's great to hear.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:35 pm
by Deitus
HEY GUYS
WHO IS IRON MAN'S MOTHER
IT'S
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:06 pm
by Malkevin
EndgamerAzari wrote:I walked in the road this weekend because the city didn't do dick about the sidewalks when it snowed, but I wouldn't call it 'in the middle'.
Theres no snow here.
Most of the the sidewalk around here is tarmac not paving stones so its not like the old fucks have to worry about tripping on a wonky slab.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:09 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Malkevin wrote:EndgamerAzari wrote:I walked in the road this weekend because the city didn't do dick about the sidewalks when it snowed, but I wouldn't call it 'in the middle'.
Theres no snow here.
Most of the the sidewalk around here is tarmac not paving stones so its not like the old fucks have to worry about tripping on a wonky slab.
Maybe they want to die.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:51 pm
by ThanatosRa
This is why I prefer no chains for my pizza
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:57 am
by captain sawrge
EndgamerAzari wrote:Malkevin wrote:EndgamerAzari wrote:I walked in the road this weekend because the city didn't do dick about the sidewalks when it snowed, but I wouldn't call it 'in the middle'.
Theres no snow here.
Most of the the sidewalk around here is tarmac not paving stones so its not like the old fucks have to worry about tripping on a wonky slab.
Maybe they want to die.
iktf fam
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:57 am
by Zilenan91
I've talked about my neighbour Bobby before in this thread. On Saturday, he got arrested. Dude was out of his mind on drugs, was banging on the wall for like 5 hours, tearing the screens off of windows and ripping on boards on Friday. Eventually the dude got it into his mind that he needs inside, so he bashed in the door on the bottom floor of my apartment, fucked the hinge really bad (it still closes) and sprinted up the stairs. Thought I was gonna die until he went to his mom's apartment, who lives next to me and started slamming on her door until she answered him. Eventually he left and I heard from my landlord that the cops took him to prison.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:08 am
by Timbrewolf
Zilenan91 wrote:I've talked about my neighbour Bobby before in this thread. On Saturday, he got arrested. Dude was out of his mind on drugs, was banging on the wall for like 5 hours, tearing the screens off of windows and ripping on boards on Friday. Eventually the dude got it into his mind that he needs inside, so he bashed in the door on the bottom floor of my apartment, fucked the hinge really bad (it still closes) and sprinted up the stairs. Thought I was gonna die until he went to his mom's apartment, who lives next to me and started slamming on her door until she answered him. Eventually he left and I heard from my landlord that the cops took him to prison.
Is this him?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:20 am
by PKPenguin321
An0n3 wrote:Zilenan91 wrote:I've talked about my neighbour Bobby before in this thread. On Saturday, he got arrested. Dude was out of his mind on drugs, was banging on the wall for like 5 hours, tearing the screens off of windows and ripping on boards on Friday. Eventually the dude got it into his mind that he needs inside, so he bashed in the door on the bottom floor of my apartment, fucked the hinge really bad (it still closes) and sprinted up the stairs. Thought I was gonna die until he went to his mom's apartment, who lives next to me and started slamming on her door until she answered him. Eventually he left and I heard from my landlord that the cops took him to prison.
Is this him?
holy shit
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:26 am
by Zilenan91
Bobby is a 6'5 Mestizo dude who works in the fields. He's very very strong. Could probably wrestle a bull to the ground if he tried. I hope he stays away for a long time. He made me afraid to come home every day.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:26 am
by Timbrewolf
Nothing really unusual here just a man getting excited about his video games
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:28 am
by Zilenan91
The fuck is even happening here
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:29 am
by Zilenan91
He reminds me of the animatronic screams from five nights
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:30 am
by Timbrewolf
An0n3 wrote:Nothing really unusual here just a man getting excited about his video games
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:52 am
by Malkevin
Do you live in one of those pussy states that don't let you shoot down crazy people trying to break down your door?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:15 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Oh God it's 50 degrees out and everything's a big slushy mess
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:56 pm
by DemonFiren
>50 degrees
>water still existing
nobutseriouslyewamericandegrees
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:58 pm
by EndgamerAzari
DemonFiren wrote:>50 degrees
>water still existing
nobutseriouslyewamericandegrees
A bluh bluh bluh people do things differently in different places
Also the boiling point is 100C you chunt
50C would just be really fucking hot
Though I guess if you go by Kelvin for some insane reason yeah everything would be frozen
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:04 pm
by DemonFiren
Water would evaporate rather quickly at those temperatures, though.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:07 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Blorp blorp MY POINT IS it snowed like Hell on Friday and now it's warm again and everything's gross and soggy
EDIT: Sorry for my pedantic aggression, I'm really fighty today for some reason
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:09 pm
by DemonFiren
Enjoy your swim!
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:01 pm
by ThanatosRa
THe old man is still alive. And hallucinating really badly. Apparently next is the coma.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:13 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Shit, man. My condolences.
Re: 2016: Year In Progress
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:32 am
by Ikarrus
I think My flu caused an ear infection that's making me feel like I'm constantly slightly buzzed.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:46 am
by Deitus
i should try getting drunk once now that im legal just so i can get the curiosity out of my system and prove to myself that i should never do it
best first time drink?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:53 am
by Zilenan91
Probably beer, light stuff. Alcohol and smokes aren't really something you want to get into, they'll kill you in 10 years.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:59 am
by Deitus
Zilenan91 wrote:Probably beer, light stuff. Alcohol and smokes aren't really something you want to get into, they'll kill you in 10 years.
smoking i dont want to anyway they're expensive as fuck, same for beer i guess but just curious
i supposedly have less than 10 years to live anyway
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:01 am
by Zilenan91
Yeah just buy a 2 pack or something and drink it when you feel like it, try not to drink them all at once.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:10 am
by Maccus
Whatever you drink, make sure you eat a lot or you WILL vomit and it will not be fun.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:58 am
by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON
Damn it's so cold out I think it almost hit 68!
Also today my friend bought one of those Kylo Ren masks so I became Kawaiilo-Ren.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 7:54 am
by Screemonster
Zilenan91 wrote:Probably beer, light stuff. Alcohol and smokes aren't really something you want to get into, they'll kill you in 10 years.
for a first time drinker something that's not gassy would be a good bet. I remember people getting cases of miller in when I was in my late teens and I could barely stomach it for reasons completely unrelated to the alcohol content.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:08 am
by Malkevin
That's okay, most hard core drinkers can't stomach that warm foamy piss called Miller either
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:09 am
by TheWiznard
THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:Damn it's so cold out I think it almost hit 68!
Also today my friend bought one of those Kylo Ren masks so I became Kawaiilo-Ren.
>68 is cold
where the hell are you from that 68 is considered cold? mexico?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:24 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I passed the basic assessment test to get into the Software Guild--not particularly complicated, just your standard logic/problem solving quiz. Now I gotta write essays about why I want to do this. That will be harder than it sounds; I've never been good at justifying my actions.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:31 pm
by Whoisthere
>when you have judo practice in 30 minutes and just watched some gachimuchi crap
I'm too hetero for this shit
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:43 pm
by Drynwyn
Deitus wrote:i should try getting drunk once now that im legal just so i can get the curiosity out of my system and prove to myself that i should never do it
best first time drink?
My first drinking experience involved a mixture of vodka and fanta.
I say a mixture, but the individual doing the mixing wasn't big on the concept of "stirring" or "shaking." So it was basically just a shot of vodka on top of a slightly sour glass of fanta.
10/10, would recommend.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:15 pm
by 420weedscopes
being flirted with for the first time in four years
i've sort of forgotten how to respond to that but i'm doing okay and i'm also a bunch happier thanks to it
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:05 pm
by Maccus
ill flirt w/ u weedscopes ; ) ; )
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:35 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I lost 3.4 pounds this week, pushing me past my goal and landing me at 207.6 pounds. Now that I'm back where I was when I lost all that weight early last year, I can start making REAL progress.
Can't stop
Won't stop
Desperately want to stop but then I won't stop hating myself
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:17 pm
by Wyzack
Weedscopes that red river guy reporting you six times does not count as flirting
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:22 pm
by Timbrewolf
Buying one of these as soon as they're back in stock.
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Also I think I found my next wife. Smartest person I think I've ever met, adorable, with a great sense of humor.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:40 pm
by 420weedscopes
Wyzack wrote:Weedscopes that red river guy reporting you six times does not count as flirting
HAHA FUCK OFF
real talk this girl is like Pretty Okay With Me it is odd in a way that i suspect nobody else knows???????????