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Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:58 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

People who break into medical storage instead of waiting for a doctor to sleeper/cryo them.

I wish I could jam a lexorin syringe up the asshole of anyone who does this.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:19 am**

Volume pumps on air to distro.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:28 am**

rumblystubble wrote:Volume pumps on air to distro.

i get that this drains the air from the storage tank but hear me out
i will do this when there is a major gas leak/breach and i'm an atmos tech so i can repressurize an area much faster
is that so wrong?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:02 am**

PKPenguin321 wrote:
rumblystubble wrote:Volume pumps on air to distro.
i get that this drains the air from the storage tank but hear me out
i will do this when there is a major gas leak/breach and i'm an atmos tech so i can repressurize an area much faster
is that so wrong?

Nothing wrong with switching it out if and when it's needed but storing the station's entire air supply in the pipes that spew it all into space at the slightest breach makes my willy shrivel.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:24 am**

Plunderphonics wrote:People who break into medical storage instead of waiting for a doctor to sleeper/cryo them.

I wish I could jam a lexorin syringe up the asshole of anyone who does this.

Damn fucking straight.

People, if there are doctors buzzing around medbay and you're doing this, then you're telling us that you want to waste everyone's time and resources, including yours, just to spite us. Four seconds in a sleeper will get rid of those burns much quicker and more efficiently than the ointment you're about to laboriously slather over yourself, if you're the kind that even understands to use ointment for burns rather than using an epinephrine injector/bruise pack/antitox tablet and getting angry at us (???) for it not working. We need those cases so we can snatch them up and run to crisis sites, which we do often.

Trust your doctors.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:58 am**

AnonymousNow wrote:
Plunderphonics wrote:People who break into medical storage instead of waiting for a doctor to sleeper/cryo them.

I wish I could jam a lexorin syringe up the asshole of anyone who does this.
Damn fucking straight.

People, if there are doctors buzzing around medbay and you're doing this, then you're telling us that you want to waste everyone's time and resources, including yours, just to spite us. Four seconds in a sleeper will get rid of those burns much quicker and more efficiently than the ointment you're about to laboriously slather over yourself, if you're the kind that even understands to use ointment for burns rather than using an epinephrine injector/bruise pack/antitox tablet and getting angry at us (???) for it not working. We need those cases so we can snatch them up and run to crisis sites, which we do often.

Trust your doctors.

These people also tend to forget that its medbay staff who decide who does and doesn't get cloned. They're also the most salty when they don't get cloned.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:34 pm**

You tend to forget that around a bit more than half the time your average assistant tries to get healed they get morphined or oded or put in a cryo set to manual or ignored

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:33 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:
AnonymousNow wrote:
Plunderphonics wrote:People who break into medical storage instead of waiting for a doctor to sleeper/cryo them.

I wish I could jam a lexorin syringe up the asshole of anyone who does this.
Damn fucking straight.

People, if there are doctors buzzing around medbay and you're doing this, then you're telling us that you want to waste everyone's time and resources, including yours, just to spite us. Four seconds in a sleeper will get rid of those burns much quicker and more efficiently than the ointment you're about to laboriously slather over yourself, if you're the kind that even understands to use ointment for burns rather than using an epinephrine injector/bruise pack/antitox tablet and getting angry at us (???) for it not working. We need those cases so we can snatch them up and run to crisis sites, which we do often.

Trust your doctors.
These people also tend to forget that its medbay staff who decide who does and doesn't get cloned. They're also the most salty when they don't get cloned.

god I fucking hate this

it's usually because of what rock says and they got a dumbass doctor who pushed every button on the sleeper once but it annoys the shit out of me when they ignore competent doctors and try to steal (don't even FUCKING ASK REEEE) medical supplies

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:05 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
AnonymousNow wrote:
Plunderphonics wrote:People who break into medical storage instead of waiting for a doctor to sleeper/cryo them.

I wish I could jam a lexorin syringe up the asshole of anyone who does this.
Damn fucking straight.

People, if there are doctors buzzing around medbay and you're doing this, then you're telling us that you want to waste everyone's time and resources, including yours, just to spite us. Four seconds in a sleeper will get rid of those burns much quicker and more efficiently than the ointment you're about to laboriously slather over yourself, if you're the kind that even understands to use ointment for burns rather than using an epinephrine injector/bruise pack/antitox tablet and getting angry at us (???) for it not working. We need those cases so we can snatch them up and run to crisis sites, which we do often.

Trust your doctors.
These people also tend to forget that its medbay staff who decide who does and doesn't get cloned. They're also the most salty when they don't get cloned.
god I fucking hate this

it's usually because of what rock says and they got a dumbass doctor who pushed every button on the sleeper once but it annoys the shit out of me when they ignore competent doctors and try to steal (don't even FUCKING ASK REEEE) medical supplies

Basically the same way people have one experience with shitsec and from then on every interaction with security no matter how reasonable is a battle to the fucking death

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:18 pm**

>Person limping into medbay with spread-out brute/burn damage
>They immediately begin pounding on the storage windows
>Naturally I put them into a sleeper
>Before they're injected (or sometimes after, so they're already being healed) they hop out of the sleeper and begin to limp back towards the storage window
>Tell them that I'm trying to heal them and they need only stand still for five seconds; put them back into the sleeper
>This time, when they jump out, they begin attacking me.

At this point I'm probably going to go into surgery and use the drill to put you into crit. From there you're getting straitjacketed and forcibly cryo'd.

Note that the people who do this NEVER speak.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:19 pm**

why would you heal them at that point? just euthanize them with cyanide/chloral

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:00 pm**

Screemonster wrote:Basically the same way people have one experience with shitsec and from then on every interaction with security no matter how reasonable is a battle to the fucking death

it hurts because it's true

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:44 am**

Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately.

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:49 am**

bandit wrote:Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately.

Related peeve "Its admin spawned so its valid."

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:18 am**

cedarbridge wrote:
bandit wrote:Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately.
Related peeve "Its admin spawned so its valid."

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:25 am**

Syndicate comms agents who scouted out all the antags as a ghost and then just give them away over the radio. Holy fucking fuck off.

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:26 am**

PKPenguin321 wrote:Syndicate comms agents who scouted out all the antags as a ghost and then just give them away over the radio. Holy fucking fuck off.

this is an instant ghostban

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:43 pm**

bandit wrote:Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately.

In general people or antags who feel the need of bombing or ruining a gimmick just because. A plasmaman made a 100% plasma room in the space tiles between the gravgen and the teleporter, connected to the outside with disposal rides and suited with a cloner and various furniture. Some guy, not even an antag, felt the need to break in through a wall and set fire to the plasma, killing the plasmaman in the process. This is why people usually don't do cool projects.

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:24 pm**

AnonymousNow wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
bandit wrote:Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately.
Related peeve "Its admin spawned so its valid."

quote tree meme but seriously holy shit

me and doctor pork did a stupid gimmick where we built up tension, it was spooky, etc. and then it was actually just a dumb danny phantom meme, he was the box ghost and we fought

some bartender just tried to murder me the ENTIRE FUCKING TIME

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:25 pm**

Such a lust for valids

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:00 pm**

Just ban them

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:29 pm**

TheColdTurtle wrote:Just ban them

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:09 am**

Qbopper wrote:
AnonymousNow wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
bandit wrote:Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately.
Related peeve "Its admin spawned so its valid."
quote tree meme but seriously holy shit

me and doctor pork did a stupid gimmick where we built up tension, it was spooky, etc. and then it was actually just a dumb danny phantom meme, he was the box ghost and we fought

some bartender just tried to murder me the ENTIRE FUCKING TIME

i played along with the WHOLE JOKE

i acted like a ghost, and gave my traitor role antagonizing the ghost buster

and then you fucks didn't even mention or INCLUDE ME

fuck yall

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:33 am**

Armhulen wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
AnonymousNow wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
bandit wrote:Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately.
Related peeve "Its admin spawned so its valid."
quote tree meme but seriously holy shit

me and doctor pork did a stupid gimmick where we built up tension, it was spooky, etc. and then it was actually just a dumb danny phantom meme, he was the box ghost and we fought

some bartender just tried to murder me the ENTIRE FUCKING TIME
i played along with the WHOLE JOKE

i acted like a ghost, and gave my traitor role antagonizing the ghost buster

and then you fucks didn't even mention or INCLUDE ME

fuck yall

u kno we luv u bby

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:24 am**

Armhulen wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
AnonymousNow wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
bandit wrote:Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately.
Related peeve "Its admin spawned so its valid."
quote tree meme but seriously holy shit

me and doctor pork did a stupid gimmick where we built up tension, it was spooky, etc. and then it was actually just a dumb danny phantom meme, he was the box ghost and we fought

some bartender just tried to murder me the ENTIRE FUCKING TIME
i played along with the WHOLE JOKE

i acted like a ghost, and gave my traitor role antagonizing the ghost buster

and then you fucks didn't even mention or INCLUDE ME

fuck yall

we were kinda busy being swarmed by the crew, focusing on our fight, and that fucking bartender kept distracting me

to be fair I did follow you around with the ghostbuster 9000 and you played along incredibly well, I laughed my ass off

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:31 am**

usually people who bomb shit are traitors, which means technically they are within their rights to bomb shit

it just makes them incredibly boring and fun hating

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:33 pm**

People with flight suits. You fucking niggers are either flying in the hall knocking over everyone or have fucking flight turned off and always walking with harm intent you fucking ham fisted autistic shitheads.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:39 pm**

People who don't walk with help intent in general.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:41 pm**

XDTM wrote:People who don't walk with help intent in general.

but I need to walk around with disarm on in case I get into a fight!!! what do you MEAN making a stunprod at roundstart is powergaming

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:12 pm**

People who can't see though the super high tier disguise that is a gas mask. Holy cow.

I watched a guy kill me as CMO a while back in broad daylight, drag me off, dress up as me, put on a gas mask while still exposing his huge blonde hair (compared to my character's short white hair) and act nothing like I had acted all shift up to that point while emoting everything to avoid speaking and medbay just kinda shrugged and watched him pick them off. I'm all for lack of information, but I was almost screaming at the lack of awareness.

Spoiler:

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:35 pm**

People who emote to speak to intentionally subvert the game (mime who wants to keep his powers, or the asshat who can't be bothered to buy a voice changer) are cocks of the highest order.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:57 pm**

>not exclusively emoting instead of speaking as every role you play to subvert the disguise meta

Do you even RP

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:05 am**

MimicFaux wrote:mime who wants to keep his powers

i don't understand

unless you mean the emote is /me says [X]

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:38 am**

That's exactly what I mean. Otherwise mimes must break their vow of silence which sacrifices their wall powers

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:30 am**

Here's something that really annoys me.

When a borg to the left of your 3 module slots you have a button for the jetpack then for your light and then to toggle a med/sec hud.

The light being right next to the sec/med toggler is super annoying, because sometimes when I want to toggle my light on full power (like 4 or 5 clicks?) I click on the sec/med hud icon by accident, so that window to select what you want pops up 4-5 times and pretty much immobilizes me.

I really wish these weren't next to each other.

Also I feel like the Jetpack icon is unneeded, because it only works if you have a jetpack upgrade, which never ever really happens anyway, and could just be an icon on the top right like for humans.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:02 am**

Qbopper wrote:
MimicFaux wrote:mime who wants to keep his powers
i don't understand

unless you mean the emote is /me says [X]

protip, if you see it ahelp it and we ban their ass

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:52 pm**

firelocks

i fucking hate people that open my firelocks

here i am, trying to be a good fucking guy and prevent harm, and there's some breach or a quarantine or a million other fucking things, and i make an announcement and close the firelocks/airlocks leading to the breach so we don't have to repressurize half the fucking station, esp. when atmos is without power as it seems to be fucking 75% of the time

AND THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS KEEP OPENING THE FIRELOCKS TO WALK THROUGH HOLEE FUCKING SHIT FUCKING STOP THESE FUCKING PEOPLE THEY DON'T BOTHER TO TAKE THE TWO FUCKING SECONDS TO JUST TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH THEY JUST TAKE A FUCKING CROWBAR AND HARM EVERYONE IN THE ROOM HOLEE SHIT FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLES IF YOU ARE A LIZARD AND YOU FUCKING DO THIS I WILL SLAM YOU IN A FIRELOCK TO DEATH, CLONE YOU AND THEN SLAM YOU IN THE CLONING AIRLOCK TO DEATH THEN CLONE YOU THEN HAVE A BORG DISMEMBER YOU AND TOSS YOU INTO THE FUCKING GREAT VOID FROM THE NEAREST AIRLOCK YOU ABSOLUTE GODDAMN RETARDS FUCK OFF GOD I WISH SPACE WAS MORE DEADLY JUST SO THESE ABSOLUTE FUCKING CLOWNS WOULD STOP DOING THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 6:27 pm**

Weld them shut.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:16 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:Weld them to death.

Fixed

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:20 pm**

Lizards with human names.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:33 pm**

Cik wrote:firelocks

i fucking hate people that open my firelocks

here i am, trying to be a good fucking guy and prevent harm, and there's some breach or a quarantine or a million other fucking things, and i make an announcement and close the firelocks/airlocks leading to the breach so we don't have to repressurize half the fucking station, esp. when atmos is without power as it seems to be fucking 75% of the time

AND THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS KEEP OPENING THE FIRELOCKS TO WALK THROUGH HOLEE FUCKING SHIT FUCKING STOP THESE FUCKING PEOPLE THEY DON'T BOTHER TO TAKE THE TWO FUCKING SECONDS TO JUST TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH THEY JUST TAKE A FUCKING CROWBAR AND HARM EVERYONE IN THE ROOM HOLEE SHIT FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLES IF YOU ARE A LIZARD AND YOU FUCKING DO THIS I WILL SLAM YOU IN A FIRELOCK TO DEATH, CLONE YOU AND THEN SLAM YOU IN THE CLONING AIRLOCK TO DEATH THEN CLONE YOU THEN HAVE A BORG DISMEMBER YOU AND TOSS YOU INTO THE FUCKING GREAT VOID FROM THE NEAREST AIRLOCK YOU ABSOLUTE GODDAMN RETARDS FUCK OFF GOD I WISH SPACE WAS MORE DEADLY JUST SO THESE ABSOLUTE FUCKING CLOWNS WOULD STOP DOING THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AIs that close firelocks when people are trying to repair breaches/run to the shuttle

Granted though anyone who doesn't close them after opening them deserves the rage in OP

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:14 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:Lizards with human names.

fun fact: there is a very low chance for randomname lizards to spawn with a human name

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:39 am**

orange's forum signature

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:32 pm**

Drones who weld vents during a plasma flood.

Seriously what is so hard to understand about "Do not interfere in the affairs of another being"?
It's fine to fix damage after the fact but not to take pre-emptive steps and it's definitely not okay to turn off a plasma flood or disarm a bomb or run off with an antagonist's gear.

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:03 am**

Something about rhe interface of autolathes and exosuit fabricators makes usage of either infuriating infuriating to me.

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:35 am**

Cik wrote:firelocks

i fucking hate people that open my firelocks

here i am, trying to be a good fucking guy and prevent harm, and there's some breach or a quarantine or a million other fucking things, and i make an announcement and close the firelocks/airlocks leading to the breach so we don't have to repressurize half the fucking station, esp. when atmos is without power as it seems to be fucking 75% of the time

firelocks

I fucking hate people that use firelocks

here I am, trying to get around the space station and do shit, and there's this huge-ass fucking firelock in my way and because I just got here and am not a powergamer I probably have no crowbar, meaning that I'm fucking stuck. bonus points for asimov AIs who put the firelocks down WHILE THERE IS AN ACTIVE FIRE IN THE ROOM AND I'M STILL IN IT

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:21 am**

The tiny amounts of damage that you take that arent worth going through medbay or healing with a medkit over, mainly pressure damage or spending like two seconds in a breach and getting slightly cold.

It doesnt even do that much it just annoys me like come on now

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:22 am**

Jarek wrote:The tiny amounts of damage that you take that arent worth going through medbay or healing with a medkit over, mainly pressure damage or spending like two seconds in a breach and getting slightly cold.

It doesnt even do that much it just annoys me like come on now

There should be extremely slow passive healing, perhaps

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:23 am**

Armhulen wrote:
Jarek wrote:The tiny amounts of damage that you take that arent worth going through medbay or healing with a medkit over, mainly pressure damage or spending like two seconds in a breach and getting slightly cold.

It doesnt even do that much it just annoys me like come on now
There should be extremely slow passive healing, perhaps

Eating food heals very minorly and can usually manage healing pressure damage and whatever but STILL

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:29 am**

Jarek wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Jarek wrote:The tiny amounts of damage that you take that arent worth going through medbay or healing with a medkit over, mainly pressure damage or spending like two seconds in a breach and getting slightly cold.

It doesnt even do that much it just annoys me like come on now
There should be extremely slow passive healing, perhaps
Eating food heals very minorly and can usually manage healing pressure damage and whatever but STILL

>food

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:31 am**

Sleeping also heals like, 5 damage.

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