/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:10 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

hey cool it worked

Posted: **Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:44 pm**

Posted: **Sun Nov 05, 2017 4:11 am**

No one could move their spaceman at all. As soon as I reconnect, I hear this.

OOC: LifeReign: YEP, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP LEG DAY!

Posted: **Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:38 am**

That was a good round. A heady mix of people who latenoined and could move normally, people who could shuffle around with wheelchairs, and people who had to resort to things like tag team shuffle-dragging, or hauling themselves along with a crate.
Only the lucky few got piggybacks

Posted: **Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:59 am**

Was messing around, playing in the webclient.
The lighting system is broke, and you can't see anything in it, so I was memeing about as a blind assistant.
Then this happened.

[Common] Melanie Luka says, "I appear to be blind"
Melanie Luka says, "I appear to be blind"
[Common] Leora Fleebish says, "Mayve next time."
[Common] Ricky Mclousky says, "Aww why"
OOC: The Dreamweaver: tru
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
You are now a revolutionary! Help your cause. Do not harm your fellow freedom fighters. You can identify your comrades by the red "R" icons, and your leaders by the blue "R" icons. Help them kill the heads to win the revolution!
Your current objectives:
Nunya Biznetts blinds you with the flash!
You find yourself unable to speak!
[Common] Leora Fleebish says, "Botanist is being a shit"
[Common] Ricky Mclousky says, "Fuck"
Melanie Luka says, "The irony"
Melanie Luka says, "Literally can't see shit"
Sarah Romanov has been hit by the soap.

Posted: **Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:16 pm**

Overheard at the wizard's den:

Hates-The-Lizards has thrown the magical sandals.
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "What the fuck"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSCREEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "Are you wearing SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "WARDDROBEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU WEAR SSSANDLESSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "AND SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "REALLY ARE EVIL"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "MY GOD"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSHUT UP DORK"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU"

Posted: **Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:33 pm**

bandit wrote:Overheard at the wizard's den:

Hates-The-Lizards has thrown the magical sandals.
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "What the fuck"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSCREEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "Are you wearing SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "WARDDROBEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU WEAR SSSANDLESSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "AND SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "REALLY ARE EVIL"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "MY GOD"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSHUT UP DORK"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU"

Liggers an i rite?

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:06 pm**

CAPTAIN'S ANNOUNCEMENT:

"Everyone still Loyal to the captain, commit suicide."
"That way anyone still alive is rev and can be killed"

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:32 pm**

ADMIN: SpaceInaba/(Patchouli Ibukiki) (FLW): fuckin GOD DAMN
ADMIN: citrusgender/(Ian Smith) (FLW): I LOVE MURDER

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:23 am**

Qbopper wrote:ADMIN: SpaceInaba/(Patchouli Ibukiki) (FLW): fuckin GOD DAMN
ADMIN: citrusgender/(Ian Smith) (FLW): I LOVE MURDER

secret adminbus leaks

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:04 am**

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:58 pm**

Logdiving and found these
SAY Ashy-Ocean/McRex : i yiff anything that moves
SAY Unknown/Deranging : Ian, would you like to yiff the HoP?
SAY Steals-The-Boop/Samul : i would yiff you scavenges
SAY Hugs-Everyone/Samul : ill yiff her

SAY Tenauz Demori/Tenauz : If I smash that, I'd score a hit for greytide and no doubt an admin bwoink on top of it
SAY Pogoco25/(W.H.O.M.S.T) : also, laws are a pain in the ass, you will be bittin by admins ALOT for misenterpreting them
SAY Kitsani Miyuji/Vendetta2Sp00ky : [[ Read the rules cause im about to call an admin ]]

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:02 am**

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:02 am**

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:20 am**

That is exactly what I usually do as AI.

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:32 am**

Jesus Christ cuts open their arm and begins writing in their own blood!
Jesus Christ says, "I reject my own religion"

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:37 am**

well, jesus was a jew

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:10 am**

"Xango died so we may live"
That time when I defended the white ship from infinite waves of ashliggers with my durand and ended up getting marooned on lavaland

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:53 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:well, jesus was a jew

Wrong

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:52 pm**

OOC: Ninjablooper: korphaeron, i hope you get silicon banned. you are lucky admmes were afk

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:50 am**

i have no idea what was going on here

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:58 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:55 pm**

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:02 am**

Buggy wrote:

;_;

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:35 pm**

CitrusGender wrote:
Buggy wrote:
;_;

As someone who has fucking celiac disease going back 4 generations I fucking love the gluten free fad. They make shitty junk food I can eat now!

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:20 pm**

Dr_bee wrote: As someone who has fucking celiac disease going back 4 generations I fucking love the gluten free fad. They make shitty junk food I can eat now!

I've heard a lot of people say similar things actually.

Posted: **Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:27 pm**

[Command] The Arrival shuttle requests console (Machine) beeps, "PRIORITY Alert in Arrival shuttle: i lost a shoe"

Posted: **Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:12 am**

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:52 pm**

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:38 pm**

OOC: Deitus: is it normal if my ass is hairier than my dick?

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:52 pm**

We were talking about pubic hair in ooc, h*ck you

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:08 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2018 6:20 pm**

We have a screenshot thread, actually.

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:43 am**

(F) Lola Cobblestone says, "Fuckign stop or ill call admin"

Classic.

Posted: **Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:29 pm**

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2018 1:13 am**

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2018 3:08 am**

"Pop the Pimple!" ~ Everyone who has ever seen my character.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:40 am**

(F) Respii Varenos (Scientist) has arrived at the station at Arrival Shuttle.

(F) The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

(F) The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

Central Command Update

Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs

Figments from an eldritch god are being summoned by Mike Pink into AI Satellite Antechamber from an unknown dimension. Disrupt the ritual at all costs!

Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Nar Sie is whispering sweet nothings into my ear, Please send help.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.

(F) Cherry Pnakotus has called the shuttle at Bridge.

(F) [148.5] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"x2

(F) [Common] Respii Varenos says, "Yo, can you stop the summon long enough for me to get back on that arrivals shuttle."

(F) [Common] Respii Varenos says, "Must have gotten on the wrong station."

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:53 am**

Tybier Riers asks, "Wanna know what my favorite Proc call is?"
Ryan Cobb says, "No..."
You hear a voice in your head... you dont feel so good Mr. Stark...

You are either AFK, experiencing lag, or the connection has closed.

or another one of my favorites went something like this...

(dead) Lane Stewart: Ricky come here
Ricky Mclousky gets hit by the arm x800!

You are either AFK, experiencing lag, or the connection has closed.

and then heres a ban (not mine)

Banned by host: Reason: You, or another user of this computer or connection (******) is banned from playing here. The ban reason is: Playing SS13 for 26 hours non-stop is not healthy. Go get some rest before you drop dead.

Posted: **Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:32 am**

Paprka wrote: everyone hates xenos, they've always been shit, they're only less shit now because the event pool has been oversaturated and a newfag like you doesn't have to deal with them every round spamming disarm to gg no re you while being unstunnable and running faster than your mother to the abortion clinic in an alternate reality where she can see what a fucking disappointment you're going to be

never forget

Posted: **Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:45 am**

confused rock wrote:
Paprka wrote: everyone hates xenos, they've always been shit, they're only less shit now because the event pool has been oversaturated and a newfag like you doesn't have to deal with them every round spamming disarm to gg no re you while being unstunnable and running faster than your mother to the abortion clinic in an alternate reality where she can see what a fucking disappointment you're going to be
never forget

that's poetic, thanks for sharing

Posted: **Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:42 am**

I'm glad that I could share something with you
Sometimes dreams can come true
I'm happy that I could have a laugh with you
On the internet

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:36 am**

(F) Nar Nar flutters, "I mean"
(F) Pepsi Lad asks, "You're a detective, right?"
(F) Nar Nar flutters, "Moth noises."
(F) Ryan Rockwell asks, "Speaking moth now, huh?"
(F) Nar Nar flutters, "Flappity flap."

(F) Ryan Rockwell says, "Behold"
Ryan Rockwell points at the desk lamp.
(F) Ryan Rockwell says, "LAMP"
(F) Ryan Rockwell says, "I will remove the lamp from this room if you don't start talking"

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:41 pm**

Blake Richardson says, "I beat the dog with my cock"

said before being killed by the clown hulk captain during the beginning of what was supposed to be a fair trial for the man who killed Ian.

Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:25 pm**

Of all the wonderful threads in the forums, this is the one newfags rezzed.

Nice

Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:58 pm**

Xango wrote:Of all the wonderful threads in the forums, this is the one newfags rezzed.

Nice

you registered 3 months away from when I did.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:43 am**

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:23 pm**

Same but unironically

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:08 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:20 pm**

what the fuck is carbon dioxide 2: sodium boogaloo

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:17 pm**

I have finally found him, the most based man alive

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