Memorable Quotes

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:45 pm #315038

Bottom post of the previous page:

ADMIN LOG: Swagbringer/(Jingfei Zhao) used 'Freeform' AI Module on Rognaro/(FurryOS). The law specified People who swear or take the lords name in vain are not human

FurryOS announces:
Is Yiff a swear word?

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:29 pm #316651

Sheryl Sherman says, "Open the valve. Wait a second. CLOSE the valve."
Sheryl Sherman says, "And only then remove the tank."
Sheryl Sherman says, "If you do not close the valve, you kill us."
Ashlyn Bradenburg catches fire!
You're set on fire!
You stop, drop, and roll!
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Ashlyn Bradenburg says, "Oops"
You stop, drop, and roll!
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
You stop, drop, and roll!
You extinguish yourself.
Sheryl Sherman says, "This is"
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"

Professor Hangar · Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:47 am

InsaneHyena wrote: Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"

giving instructions in ss13.txt

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:03 pm #320851

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:04 pm #320852

i beat kev in the dome, cazz beat kev in the dome, it's not an ACHIEVEMENT

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:16 pm #320856

>Implying robusting Kevinz is hard

I bet anyone could do it with a safety pickaxe

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:26 pm #320858

the accomplishment here is that i had a 500ms ping half the fight lol

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:44 pm #320865

I robusted beesting in a broken glass fight, although to be fair i had armor on

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:05 pm #320868

no comment

Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:23 pm

tangent fun fact: punch stuns are actually 1/10, punches deal random damage between 1 and 10 and if they land a full 10 it weakens

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:09 pm #321822

It seems to be a 0 to 9, from the code, unless i'm missing a +1 in the process somewhere

Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:24 am

XDTM wrote:It seems to be a 0 to 9, from the code, unless i'm missing a +1 in the process somewhere

Oh, I think you're actually right since a 0 is a whiff. Still 1 in 10 chance of a weaken, though

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:35 am #324136

OOC: Armhulenn: ratvar is classed as a machine
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:08 am #324149

MimicFaux wrote:OOC: Armhulenn: ratvar is classed as a machine
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer

i was fucking wrong it's classified as a structure not a machine so sadly this quote isn't as cool BUT still, ratvar being a child of a structure is still sad

AnonymousNow · Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:24 am

The pine tree nods.

Post by **Dax Dupont** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:21 pm #333275

>just click on them with your eyeballs

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:24 pm #335632

You fasten the plasma canister to the port.
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili says, "Whatcha doin"
Explody The Maxcap Clown says, "Uh..."
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili asks, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:35 pm #335633

InsaneHyena wrote:You fasten the plasma canister to the port.
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili says, "Whatcha doin"
Explody The Maxcap Clown says, "Uh..."
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili asks, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"

On of those rare moments that make me LOL IRL!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:57 pm #335748

>unironically using lol
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:58 pm #335751

DemonFiren wrote:>unironically using lol
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL

Reddit post

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:17 pm #335767

dumb frog poster
back to /pol/

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:31 pm #335817

DemonFiren wrote:dumb frog poster
back to /pol/

Hey lizard man, the /intl/ club is 3 blocks down

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:51 am #335917

Literally lmaoing irl tbh fam

Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:55 am

tfw not allowed to laugh at things in real life anymore

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:23 am #335924

OOC: MrAlphonzo: location of the powersink will be the sole room with power
OOC: MrAlphonzo: oh fuck.
OOC: Ispiria: ick ock ban he
OOC: Armhulenn: oh my god
OOC: Pmnin: shhhh
OOC: Photonn: BAN HE
OOC: Pdgamer: WEW
The OOC channel has been globally disabled.
ADMIN LOG: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) toggled OOC.
DEAD: Gratian Sloan says, "HAHAHAH"
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): WRONG
DEAD: Gratian Sloan says, "AHAHHAHAHAH"
OOC: Armhulenn: i'm adminbanning alphonzo
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): HOTKEY
DEAD: Devin Ubnutos says, "HAHA"
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:59 am

happens to the best of us

i almost never note it if it looks like it could reasonably just be a missed hotkey

Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:45 am

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:36 am #337155

Dragon Announces:
You may not know this, but as an AI, every time I open a door for someone, it feels like I am doing a line of cocaine

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:43 am #338281

Skylar Lineman says, " By the way "

Skylar Lineman says, " Everyone's skylar "

Skylar Lineman says, " I noticed "

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:40 am #338303

At work IRL:
Me "Everytime I try to do a function 3 on the computer, the system seizes up."
Boss "You need to run it twice in quick succession in order to do it. Same with Function 4"
Me: "...what? Why?"
Boss, rolling his eyes, "I know it's stupid. The coders thought it would be a good idea."
Me: "Yeah, but, how is that helpful?"
Boss "No idea. They don't even work here."

And then I realized, it's a universal truth that coders don't even play this game.

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:16 pm #339461

>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Hey you busy
>PM to-Admins: No
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Good
you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks

recconnect

PM to-Admins:(Insert rick and morty copypasta here)

you have been kicked from the server by feemjmeem

reconnect

Arm attempts to bait me into reporting pax so they can kick me again for shits in gigs

L O W
E F F O R T
M E M E S

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:03 am #339818

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "I Set the timer superhigh"

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"

Screemonster · Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:14 am

Qbmax32 wrote:(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "I Set the timer superhigh"

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"

why would an agent shoot a man before blowing him up with a nuke

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:10 am #339841

Screemonster wrote:why would an agent shoot a man before blowing him up with a nuke

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:45 pm #339941

He got mobbed by assistants and killed literally a minute after he said that

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:13 pm #340730

Qbmax32 wrote:>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Hey you busy
>PM to-Admins: No
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Good
you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks

recconnect

PM to-Admins:(Insert rick and morty copypasta here)

you have been kicked from the server by feemjmeem

reconnect

Arm attempts to bait me into reporting pax so they can kick me again for shits in gigs

L O W
E F F O R T
M E M E S

talk shit get hit

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:02 pm #341607

Nibba what I didn't even interact with you until that happened

EvilJackCarver · Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:55 pm

I'm still proud of myself for this one.

[22:17:59]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: Traps are not gay.
[22:18:24]SAY: Andreas Spitzer/EvilJackCarver : Guess whoever sent that from Centcomm was a trap then. (167,112,2)
[22:18:43]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: The face when you get blown the fuck out by a lizard.

Spoiler:

how have i not gotten joke-banned yet

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:00 pm #341875

>self-quoting
>proud of yourself

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:12 pm #341877

self quoting is one of the lamest possible things you can do

CrunchyCHEEZIT · Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:23 am

Betsy swallows the Odysseus chassis whole!

EvilJackCarver · Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:02 am

Nilons wrote:self quoting is one of the lamest possible things you can do

Noted.

Ispiria · Post by **Ispiria** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:20 pm #342112

OOC: Nervere: it was understandable to call the shuttle after gorillas got the auto-rifles

This game gives some of the best out-of-context quotes I've ever seen.

Digdugxx · Post by **Digdugxx** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:23 pm #342408

Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:38 pm

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:12 pm #346101

The HoS fights some heretics, part one:

CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Bring me that fuel tank
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Thats an order
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Its important
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Yeh boy
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): YOU SPRAYIN OCCULT SHIT IN MY STATION
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Chapel (91,72,2)

Part Two:
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): I have to do this meme
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): For the laughs
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): A couple more
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): When you see what we have in store
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Youll never forget that
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Departure Lounge (97,74,2)
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at floor with The laser Chapel (91,67,2)

The chapel, a few minutes later. (Breach has been mostly fixed.): https://file.house/JfpW.png

The player was later banned for doing "flamethrower cum sprays" all over the shuttle.

Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:35 am

Emi Ibarazaki has stabbed Lilly Satou in the chest with the kitchen knife
Emi Ibarazaki says, "FUCK YOU BLIND BITCH"

EvilJackCarver · Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:42 pm

SpaceInaba · Post by **SpaceInaba** » Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:44 am #351690

Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:33 am

SpaceInaba wrote:

that

is a good quote actually

Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:10 am

hey cool it worked