Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:16 pm
Bottom post of the previous page:
>Implying robusting Kevinz is hardI bet anyone could do it with a safety pickaxe
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I bet anyone could do it with a safety pickaxe
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:26 pm
the accomplishment here is that i had a 500ms ping half the fight lol
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:44 pm
I robusted beesting in a broken glass fight, although to be fair i had armor on
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:05 pm
no comment 
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:23 pm
tangent fun fact: punch stuns are actually 1/10, punches deal random damage between 1 and 10 and if they land a full 10 it weakens
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:09 pm
It seems to be a 0 to 9, from the code, unless i'm missing a +1 in the process somewhere
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:24 am
Oh, I think you're actually right since a 0 is a whiff. Still 1 in 10 chance of a weaken, thoughXDTM wrote:It seems to be a 0 to 9, from the code, unless i'm missing a +1 in the process somewhere
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:35 am
OOC: Armhulenn: ratvar is classed as a machine
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:08 am
i was fucking wrong it's classified as a structure not a machine so sadly this quote isn't as cool BUT still, ratvar being a child of a structure is still sadMimicFaux wrote:OOC: Armhulenn: ratvar is classed as a machine
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:24 am
The pine tree nods.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:21 pm
>just click on them with your eyeballs
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:24 pm
You fasten the plasma canister to the port.
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili says, "Whatcha doin"
Explody The Maxcap Clown says, "Uh..."
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili asks, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili says, "Whatcha doin"
Explody The Maxcap Clown says, "Uh..."
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili asks, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:35 pm
On of those rare moments that make me LOL IRL!InsaneHyena wrote:You fasten the plasma canister to the port.
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili says, "Whatcha doin"
Explody The Maxcap Clown says, "Uh..."
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili asks, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:57 pm
>unironically using lol
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:58 pm
Reddit postDemonFiren wrote:>unironically using lol
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:17 pm
dumb frog poster
back to /pol/
back to /pol/
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:31 pm
Hey lizard man, the /intl/ club is 3 blocks downDemonFiren wrote:dumb frog poster
back to /pol/
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:51 am
Literally lmaoing irl tbh fam
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:55 am
tfw not allowed to laugh at things in real life anymore
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:23 am
OOC: MrAlphonzo: location of the powersink will be the sole room with power
OOC: MrAlphonzo: oh fuck.
OOC: Ispiria: ick ock ban he
OOC: Armhulenn: oh my god
OOC: Pmnin: shhhh
OOC: Photonn: BAN HE
OOC: Pdgamer: WEW
The OOC channel has been globally disabled.
ADMIN LOG: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) toggled OOC.
DEAD: Gratian Sloan says, "HAHAHAH"
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): WRONG
DEAD: Gratian Sloan says, "AHAHHAHAHAH"
OOC: Armhulenn: i'm adminbanning alphonzo
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): HOTKEY
DEAD: Devin Ubnutos says, "HAHA"
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:59 am
happens to the best of us
i almost never note it if it looks like it could reasonably just be a missed hotkey
i almost never note it if it looks like it could reasonably just be a missed hotkey
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:45 am
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:36 am
Dragon Announces:
You may not know this, but as an AI, every time I open a door for someone, it feels like I am doing a line of cocaine
You may not know this, but as an AI, every time I open a door for someone, it feels like I am doing a line of cocaine
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:43 am
Skylar Lineman says, " By the way "
Skylar Lineman says, " Everyone's skylar "
Skylar Lineman says, " I noticed "
Skylar Lineman says, " Everyone's skylar "
Skylar Lineman says, " I noticed "
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:40 am
At work IRL:
Me "Everytime I try to do a function 3 on the computer, the system seizes up."
Boss "You need to run it twice in quick succession in order to do it. Same with Function 4"
Me: "...what? Why?"
Boss, rolling his eyes, "I know it's stupid. The coders thought it would be a good idea."
Me: "Yeah, but, how is that helpful?"
Boss "No idea. They don't even work here."
And then I realized, it's a universal truth that coders don't even play this game.
Me "Everytime I try to do a function 3 on the computer, the system seizes up."
Boss "You need to run it twice in quick succession in order to do it. Same with Function 4"
Me: "...what? Why?"
Boss, rolling his eyes, "I know it's stupid. The coders thought it would be a good idea."
Me: "Yeah, but, how is that helpful?"
Boss "No idea. They don't even work here."
And then I realized, it's a universal truth that coders don't even play this game.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:16 pm
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Hey you busy
>PM to-Admins: No
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Good
you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks
recconnect
PM to-Admins:(Insert rick and morty copypasta here)
you have been kicked from the server by feemjmeem
reconnect
Arm attempts to bait me into reporting pax so they can kick me again for shits in gigs
L O W
E F F O R T
M E M E S
>PM to-Admins: No
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Good
you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks
recconnect
PM to-Admins:(Insert rick and morty copypasta here)
you have been kicked from the server by feemjmeem
reconnect
Arm attempts to bait me into reporting pax so they can kick me again for shits in gigs
L O W
E F F O R T
M E M E S
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:03 am
(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "I Set the timer superhigh"
(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"
(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:14 am
why would an agent shoot a man before blowing him up with a nukeQbmax32 wrote:(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "I Set the timer superhigh"
(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:10 am
Screemonster wrote:why would an agent shoot a man before blowing him up with a nuke
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:45 pm
He got mobbed by assistants and killed literally a minute after he said that
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:13 pm
talk shit get hitQbmax32 wrote:>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Hey you busy
>PM to-Admins: No
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Good
you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks
recconnect
PM to-Admins:(Insert rick and morty copypasta here)
you have been kicked from the server by feemjmeem
reconnect
Arm attempts to bait me into reporting pax so they can kick me again for shits in gigs
L O W
E F F O R T
M E M E S
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:02 pm
Nibba what I didn't even interact with you until that happened
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:55 pm
I'm still proud of myself for this one.
[22:17:59]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: Traps are not gay.
[22:18:24]SAY: Andreas Spitzer/EvilJackCarver : Guess whoever sent that from Centcomm was a trap then. (167,112,2)
[22:18:43]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: The face when you get blown the fuck out by a lizard.
how have i not gotten joke-banned yet
[22:17:59]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: Traps are not gay.
[22:18:24]SAY: Andreas Spitzer/EvilJackCarver : Guess whoever sent that from Centcomm was a trap then. (167,112,2)
[22:18:43]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: The face when you get blown the fuck out by a lizard.
Spoiler:
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:00 pm
>self-quoting
>proud of yourself
>proud of yourself
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:12 pm
self quoting is one of the lamest possible things you can do
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:23 am
Betsy swallows the Odysseus chassis whole!
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:02 am
Noted.Nilons wrote:self quoting is one of the lamest possible things you can do
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:20 pm
OOC: Nervere: it was understandable to call the shuttle after gorillas got the auto-rifles
This game gives some of the best out-of-context quotes I've ever seen.
This game gives some of the best out-of-context quotes I've ever seen.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:23 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:38 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:12 pm
The HoS fights some heretics, part one:
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Bring me that fuel tank
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Thats an order
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Its important
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Yeh boy
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): YOU SPRAYIN OCCULT SHIT IN MY STATION
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Chapel (91,72,2)
Part Two:
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): I have to do this meme
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): For the laughs
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): A couple more
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): When you see what we have in store
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Youll never forget that
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Departure Lounge (97,74,2)
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at floor with The laser Chapel (91,67,2)
The chapel, a few minutes later. (Breach has been mostly fixed.): https://file.house/JfpW.png
The player was later banned for doing "flamethrower cum sprays" all over the shuttle.
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Bring me that fuel tank
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Thats an order
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Its important
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Yeh boy
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): YOU SPRAYIN OCCULT SHIT IN MY STATION
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Chapel (91,72,2)
Part Two:
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): I have to do this meme
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): For the laughs
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): A couple more
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): When you see what we have in store
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Youll never forget that
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Departure Lounge (97,74,2)
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at floor with The laser Chapel (91,67,2)
The chapel, a few minutes later. (Breach has been mostly fixed.): https://file.house/JfpW.png
The player was later banned for doing "flamethrower cum sprays" all over the shuttle.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:35 am
Emi Ibarazaki has stabbed Lilly Satou in the chest with the kitchen knife
Emi Ibarazaki says, "FUCK YOU BLIND BITCH"
Emi Ibarazaki says, "FUCK YOU BLIND BITCH"
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:42 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:44 am
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:33 am
SpaceInaba wrote:
that
is a good quote actually
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:10 am
hey cool it worked
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:44 pm
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 4:11 am
No one could move their spaceman at all. As soon as I reconnect, I hear this.
OOC: LifeReign: YEP, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP LEG DAY!
OOC: LifeReign: YEP, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP LEG DAY!
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:38 am
That was a good round. A heady mix of people who latenoined and could move normally, people who could shuffle around with wheelchairs, and people who had to resort to things like tag team shuffle-dragging, or hauling themselves along with a crate.
Only the lucky few got piggybacks
Only the lucky few got piggybacks
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:59 am
Was messing around, playing in the webclient.
The lighting system is broke, and you can't see anything in it, so I was memeing about as a blind assistant.
Then this happened.
The lighting system is broke, and you can't see anything in it, so I was memeing about as a blind assistant.
Then this happened.
[Common] Melanie Luka says, "I appear to be blind"
Melanie Luka says, "I appear to be blind"
[Common] Leora Fleebish says, "Mayve next time."
[Common] Ricky Mclousky says, "Aww why"
OOC: The Dreamweaver: tru
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
You are now a revolutionary! Help your cause. Do not harm your fellow freedom fighters. You can identify your comrades by the red "R" icons, and your leaders by the blue "R" icons. Help them kill the heads to win the revolution!
Your current objectives:
Nunya Biznetts blinds you with the flash!
You find yourself unable to speak!
[Common] Leora Fleebish says, "Botanist is being a shit"
[Common] Ricky Mclousky says, "Fuck"
Melanie Luka says, "The irony"
Melanie Luka says, "Literally can't see shit"
Sarah Romanov has been hit by the soap.
Re: Memorable Quotes
Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:16 pm
Overheard at the wizard's den:
Hates-The-Lizards has thrown the magical sandals.
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "What the fuck"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSCREEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "Are you wearing SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "WARDDROBEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU WEAR SSSANDLESSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "AND SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "REALLY ARE EVIL"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "MY GOD"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSHUT UP DORK"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU"