/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:20 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

A xeno exhibit (What could possibly go wrong?!)

Some excellent time taken on this crime scene. Detective actually spent time doing his job properly and much much more.

Oh and if anyone's interested, here's the album of my own screenshots I've put together over the years.
http://imgur.com/a/qUmlQ#0

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:35 am**

Looks like an oxtyank suicide, assuming the blood work matches the gibs. Probably doesn't deserve the time, though it is nicely set up.

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:25 am**

The lawyer was probably a traitor

Posted: **Thu Feb 25, 2016 6:07 pm**

CosmicScientist wrote:

bureaucracy at work.

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:05 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:12 am**

Saegrimr wrote:
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One of the best rounds I've played

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:13 am**

Player spider holocaust?

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:19 am**

peoplearestrange wrote:A xeno exhibit (What could possibly go wrong?!)

When?!

Posted: **Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:07 pm**

Rolad wrote:
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My Dual Engine Setup, this small version with a tesla and singularity. I've worked on a larger version and of course, can be done with two typical sized singularities. Twice the destruction in an easy to sabotage package.

Posted: **Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:46 pm**

This was from one or two months ago from a summon guns wizard meme round.

Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:01 pm**

I found a bunch of gang heads early on, threw them all in perma. Left one of them with a conversion pen to ensure if they weren't gangsters before they went into perma, they would become them.
I warn the staff that there is 3 gang heads in perma
A lone lizard officer decides it's a good idea to just go to perma and kill them
Th perma prisoners start calling for a mediborg to let them out because they're bleeding out because of the lizard
Prisoners escape, including a chef who stabs me into crit
Lizard saves me from that, but considering he murdered 2 prisoners for no reason, I decide it's a good idea to throw him into perma.
Within a minute he's knocked into crit, cops don't last well in prison, Borg heals him, he gets thrown back into his cell, the doors bolted so they can see him, but not get to him.
Cap and I come back to see this.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:44 pm**

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Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:06 pm**

But why do you do it with the square bracket

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:18 pm**

Shortest rev round ever.

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:59 pm**

They were still conscious and talking.

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 1:42 am**

Charcoal is strong as shit man.

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:12 am**

Jazaen wrote:

Shortest rev round ever.

Guess someone didn't stay its hand.

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:09 pm**

If i recall the CE suicided or got themselves killed somehow, there was no rev v head violence involved

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:43 pm**

they were a chief engineer, a job that excels at accidentally killing itself early in the round

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:15 pm**

Okay, name surprisingly appropriate.

Also, CE's got nothing on RD.

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:01 pm**

Wyzack wrote:If i recall the CE suicided or got themselves killed somehow, there was no rev v head violence involved

Yup, suicide. I think one of you headbanned him. Maybe. Then again, my memory is pretty bad when it comes to details.

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:39 pm**

When you got a fire axe and antag.

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:05 pm**

Jazaen wrote:
Wyzack wrote:If i recall the CE suicided or got themselves killed somehow, there was no rev v head violence involved
Yup, suicide. I think one of you headbanned him. Maybe. Then again, my memory is pretty bad when it comes to details.

reminds me of the legendary wizard "FUCK NO" who suicided maybe 5 seconds into the round

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:14 pm**

The lubening.

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:20 pm**

I see the Captain's had a date with Rosie Palms from chemistry

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:40 am**

Blood washing the floor
The faint washes of footsteps
They lead in the dark

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:22 am**

Durkel wrote:When you got a fire axe and antag.

Oh god hahaha I almost forgot I added that objective, left midround and didn't see the conclusion.

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:10 pm**

mimestation 13

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:33 am**

So I observed a normal traitor round and ... this happened.

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:27 pm**

We had a triumvate AI round.

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:46 pm**

killerx09 wrote:snip

We had a triumvate AI round.

Snipping tool motherfucker

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:06 am**

i think that is the first time i've ever seen somebody re-contain a loose engine. nice

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:18 pm**

Yet to see anyone do that with the singularity.

Then again, "all devouring void of death" tends to leave more damage than "electric balls of death"

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:37 pm**

I don't think its possible to recontain a loose singularity.

A tesla ball on the other hand is possible, considering it doesn't destroy the containment pen.

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:45 pm**

Isn't it also possible to capture the tesla in a locker?

Though that was probably more possible before the tesla's movement speed was buffed.

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:09 pm**

Steelpoint wrote:I don't think its possible to recontain a loose singularity.

A tesla ball on the other hand is possible, considering it doesn't destroy the containment pen.

I think you can BoH it, and if you get it to stage one you could theoretically build second containment around it.
WHY would you want to do it is beyond me, however.

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:18 pm**

Spoiler:

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:21 pm**

Bluespace wrote:--

I deleted the field

Spoiler:

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:35 pm**

holy shit

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:44 am**

It's a shame you can't do that with singuloths.

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:45 am**

Its not hard to blow up the singularity if you have the tools but its not really feasible to recontain it. Maybe you could if its in Stage 1 but that's far more down to pure luck that it doesn't kill the containment pen before it goes online AND it doesn't just destroy the pen on the way in.

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:31 pm**

Well, most of the station is probably in ruins, and crew is dead/lavaland/relocated-to-derelict

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:27 am**

The AI told me to buy for the whole round, I didn't listen...

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:38 am**

A bit of trail and error later:

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:22 am**

TankNut wrote:

A bit of trail and error later:

Where was the sulphuric acid gained to produce that? Nice work.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:35 pm**

I did end up making a trip to the station and back to print the portable dispenser board from R&D seeing as the derelict doesn't have a source of acid you can use.

Everything else was made with supplies found there or produced by the autolathe/protolathe, the bluespace crystals for the teleporter were scavenged from the actual derelict teleporter.

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:28 pm**

Once upon a time, a wrench and a penlight were dropped carelessly on top of each other.

And the dead took notice.

And the dead worked their will.

Soon someone was chosen to carry Him. The humble librarian. A loyal wrenchvassal. The wrench wench.

A holy procession.

A temporary show of power against one whom deigned to strike a Wrench.

Agents with the Crimson Crowbar murdered the Wrench Wench in our absence. Reality itself was wrenched apart so that she might rise again.

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:05 pm**

I don't know what is even happening there but holy shit

Posted: **Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:31 am**

Saegrimr wrote:I don't know what is even happening there but holy shit

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:00 pm**

oh hey my salt got me screenied. I'm that miner

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