/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:47 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Clearly the AI mixed water and potassium while Reed left a beaker in the dispenser.

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:11 pm**

I've don that to scientists who leave their beakers sitting in the dispenser before
Really confuses the fuck out of them

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:26 pm**

Anonmare wrote:I've don that to scientists who leave their beakers sitting in the dispenser before
Really confuses the fuck out of them

Smoke is fun too if they don't have anything else in the beaker.

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:49 pm**

XDTM wrote:Clearly the AI mixed water and potassium while Reed left a beaker in the dispenser.

a classic

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:29 am**

Linden Peohl says, "IF I GET A 1 I SUICIDE"
You throw the d20. It lands on 20. Nat 20!

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:01 pm**

(F) Jerry Khan (as Unknown) says, "WHAT PART OF ME
(F) Jerry Khan (as Unknown) says, "H IS FLAMBIBLE"
Unknown rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:03 pm**

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:07 pm**

Reply PM from-[REDACTED]/([REDACTED]): What does this button(?|F) do ?
ADMIN LOG: Bomb valve opened in Toxins Lab with no device attacher: Unknown Last touched by: [REDACTED]/([REDACTED])(?) (FLW)
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 0) in area Toxins Lab (124,75,1 - JMP)
(F) [REDACTED] has died at Toxins Lab.
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (0, 1, 5, 5) in area Aft Port Maintenance (118,69,1 - JMP)
Reply PM from-[REDACTED]/([REDACTED]): OH NO

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:33 am**

Klara Ellstrom TC traded for a stand:

DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Klara is both a parasite and the owner of one"

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:48 am**

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:36 am**

it's like carbon dioxide

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:22 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:45 am**

ADMIN LOG: Reagent explosion reaction occurred at Chemistry (JMP). Last Fingerprint: jegub/(Reed Glover)? (FLW).
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (1, 2, 5, 0) in area Chemistry (134,123,1 - JMP)
Reed Glover has died at Chemistry.

As much as I hate to dispel your faith in my competence, I should probably confess that that looks like the time when I found out that pills can apparently retain heat indefinitely. Things were quiet so I was rehearsing making meth lances under power sink conditions, and the ephedrine pill I added to the mix came from a batch where I had deviated from my usual procedure and made the diethylamine last for no good reason. It seems like this raised the temperature enough to reach the point of ignition when I came to heat it manually.
It's not even like there actually was a power sink, so I could have examined the temperature in a heater and tested my ass-umption before proceeding. But I didn't and BOOM, mea maxima culpa.
I thought I'd gotten away with that one.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:13 pm**

[Common] James Trashcan says, "I made some pills for radiation, hallucinations and toxins."
[Common] Noel Digson says, "Now make some pills against those."

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:48 pm**

[youtube]8X_Ot0k4XJc[/youtube]

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:54 am**

OOC: Awesine: >expects me to know what nacl means when i haven't taken a chemistry class in my life

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:29 pm**

He should know considering it describes him at the moment

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:40 am**

OOC: Togopal: WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
Connection closed.

Posted: **Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:13 pm**

shit

Posted: **Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:25 pm**

kevinz000 wrote:shit

Kevinz000 is a CentcomJanitor (AFK) - Observing

ftfy

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:00 am**

Kevinz000 (as ExtraShort5Foot4)

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:33 am**

how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:44 am**

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:59 am**

Yakumo_Chen wrote:

competence

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:03 am**

kevinz000 wrote:
Yakumo_Chen wrote:
competence

Yeah, that was a round indeed.

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:18 am**

danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:57 pm**

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2017 2:07 am**

Qbopper wrote:

that sure is a lot of fingers

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:02 pm**

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:51 am**

confused rock wrote:
danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are

I wasn't the captain though, I was the AI that blew up the station.

Posted: **Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:38 pm**

Yakumo_Chen wrote:
confused rock wrote:
danno wrote:how do you """"""memorably"""""" quote yourself and not realize how huge of a faggot you are
I wasn't the captain though, I was the AI that blew up the station.

I was the captain that round, I forgot the AI existed, I was worried about the clockcult

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:17 am**

OOC: Atlanta-ned: REMEMBER: If you see someone with Sloan or Cox in their name as HoS, and it's not Sloan Cox, you're in for a baaaaad time.

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:31 am**

Touistin Rhodes is shaking the magic eightball, hoping to get an answer to "Lara Croft has signed up as Security Officer" (Click to help)

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:18 am**

ADMIN LOG: Optimumtact/(Kevin Zerothree) has put everyone on purrbation!

Posted: **Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:02 am**

kevinz000 wrote:ADMIN LOG: Optimumtact/(Kevin Zerothree) has put everyone on purrbation!

that's it i've had it

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2017 9:25 am**

lol seems like i pissed someone off

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2017 9:53 am**

lol clearly a shining example of someone that people would want to have around

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2017 4:30 am**

(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "In his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against Eduardo’s tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space Marine’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Gurk’s cock popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. Gurk’s pleased snort was drowned out by Eduardo’s scream of agony."

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2017 4:59 am**

Looks like someone's being a heretic... I guess I better...

SMASH IT

Posted: **Fri May 05, 2017 8:35 pm**

Judge Judy says, "YOU MAKE ME SO HORNY"

Posted: **Sat May 06, 2017 5:33 am**

ADMIN LOG: Failed to get BYOND account age for IcePacks/(IcePacks)

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2017 12:53 am**

*---------*
This is Klara Ellstrom !
She has blood-stained hands!
She has an engineering radio headset on her ears.
Her left leg is missing!
Her right leg is missing!
*---------*
(F) Harold Robinson says, " I AM REMOVING YOUR APPENDIX "
Harold Robinson saws Klara Ellstrom's chest open!
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " HAROLD NO "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " IT HAS BURST AND IT IS SLOWLY KILLING YOU "
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " THAT'S MY HEART "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " AREN'T THE APPENDIX AND HEART LOCATED IN THE SAME PLACE "
(F) Klara Ellstrom says, " NO "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " FUCK "
(F) Golem states, " Do be careful Harold. "
(F) Harold Robinson says, " OKAY SHIT I'M SORRY "
(F) Klara Ellstrom yells, " B-BAKA~!! "
Harold Robinson mends the incision and removes the drapes from Klara Ellstrom's chest.

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2017 12:54 am**

tfw you will never remove klara's heart and eat it infront of her like a mayan

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2017 1:13 am**

Kara is bad

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2017 1:45 am**

IcePacks wrote:Kara is bad

Bad quality emagrewopper

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2017 1:50 am**

bad ahelps

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2017 2:07 am**

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2017 2:12 am**

Polys heard some shit

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2017 5:05 pm**

at least hobbes wasn't on top
else it would have ended worse than wgw

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:00 am**

ADMIN LOG: Tsuchigumo550/(Aurelien Camille)(?) (FLW) planted X4 on reinforced wall at (127,126,1) (JMP) with 10 second fuse

Incoming message from Station Name XVII
I WILL GUNNA BURN YOUR STAITON WITH COMBUSTABLE LEMONS

ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (0, 2, 5, 0) in area: Captain's Office (125,126,1) (JMP)

(F) [Common] Amaretto states, "WHAT"

(F) [Common] Amaretto states, "THEY JUST BLEW UP THE CAPTAINS OFFICE"

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2017 9:12 am**

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